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05 Sep 01 - 01:27 PM (#542634) Subject: What kind of racist are you? From: Jack the Sailor I like Formula 1 and Cart series. I guess the makes me an "Open Wheel" racist. Seriously folks, you can pretty much tell it's trolling from the topic... and when the post is from a GUEST___ alarm bells should ring in our heads. Cheers, Rob |
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05 Sep 01 - 01:29 PM (#542638) Subject: RE: BS: What kind of racist are you? From: kendall An empty vessel makes the most noise. Confucius ?? |
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05 Sep 01 - 01:31 PM (#542644) Subject: RE: BS: What kind of racist are you? From: Wesley S For myself - I'm kind of a Taylor racist. I've only found a few of them that I've liked. Call me a Martin snob. Or Santa Cruz or Collings snob.... |
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05 Sep 01 - 01:31 PM (#542646) Subject: RE: BS: What kind of racist are you? From: Clinton Hammond I'm the kind of racist that only eats roses... |
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05 Sep 01 - 01:34 PM (#542649) Subject: RE: BS: What kind of racist are you? From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull I like horseracing, I have developed a few profitable betting systems, if anyone is interseted please feel free to PM me, I will pass them on free but if they are succsesful for you please feel free to make a donation to Mudcat.john |
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05 Sep 01 - 01:39 PM (#542660) Subject: RE: BS: What kind of racist are you? From: M.Ted I used to love "Dynamite Don" Nicholson and his Nitromethane "Funny Car" a lot, Junior Johnson was always a big hero of mine--also have a nasty fondness for the demolition derby-- |
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05 Sep 01 - 01:45 PM (#542665) Subject: RE: BS: What kind of racist are you? From: catspaw49 I admit it too Rob.....I am a racist! Although my background is as a Sprinter/Midget racist, anymore I just have to hand it to NASCAR when it comes to competition. I follow all racist things and love all things racist, but the older I get, the more I think F1 completely sucks. I hated the IRL too at first, but now they have completely blown CART away......much more entertaining. But a good night at Terra Haute has always been hard to beat. Spaw |
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05 Sep 01 - 01:58 PM (#542676) Subject: RE: BS: What kind of racist are you? From: Lonesome EJ Well, being an old Kentucky boy, I'll take a Figure 8 everytime! "And here comes Wilbur Hoskins in his Thompson Corners Sinclair Fairlane. He's not slowin' down folks! and...OUCH! Tough break for Wilbur! He just got that front end replaced, too, after clobbering Billy Crowell's Mercury last week!" Remember..."X marks the spot for Figure 8 excitement!" |
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05 Sep 01 - 02:44 PM (#542715) Subject: RE: BS: What kind of racist are you? From: Sorcha Moto-cross is pretty cool. Bubba likes Quad moto-cross. Crazeeee! |
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05 Sep 01 - 03:04 PM (#542730) Subject: RE: BS: What kind of racist are you? From: Jack the Sailor Of course when I was younger Submarine racist! |
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05 Sep 01 - 04:33 PM (#542817) Subject: RE: BS: What kind of racist are you? From: mousethief I like Racine, Wisconsin. I guess I'm a Racinist. Never mind. Alex (the real one -- always check the spelling!) |
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05 Sep 01 - 04:53 PM (#542827) Subject: RE: BS: What kind of racist are you? From: JenEllen Are you kidding? When you grow up known as 'the short one' you have to be quick, or you're as good as dead. I'm a 'last one in the pool is a floating turd' racist, a 'who can eat their ice cream the fastest?' racist (oy, the headaches), and a 'who can get to the car first whil sprinting barefoot across hot asphalt in an Indiana summer' racist. Go like hell and don't look sideways. ~JE (who ALWAYS called shotgun) |
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05 Sep 01 - 05:21 PM (#542840) Subject: RE: BS: What kind of racist are you? From: Shields Folk How funny , now who is going to make a joke out of mental or physical handicap? |
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05 Sep 01 - 05:31 PM (#542844) Subject: RE: BS: What kind of racist are you? From: Don Firth Well, I am in a wheelchair, but I'm not a wheelchair racist. My wife's cousin is, though. He wins a lot. He also has a mono-ski, but I don't think he races with. Don Firth |
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05 Sep 01 - 05:34 PM (#542847) Subject: RE: BS: What kind of racist are you? From: Don Firth . . . it. |
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05 Sep 01 - 05:34 PM (#542848) Subject: RE: BS: What kind of racist are you? From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull I am deaf in one ear, sorry I can't think of any jokes about it.john |
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05 Sep 01 - 05:43 PM (#542851) Subject: RE: BS: What kind of racist are you? From: Shields Folk Oh, so jokes about disability are acceptable. Hang on a minute, I need to consult some Chubby Brown tapes.... |
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05 Sep 01 - 05:52 PM (#542860) Subject: RE: BS: What kind of racist are you? From: SDShad I'm a Camptown Racist. Doo dah, doo dah, Shad p.s. And, for those of you who like to know the rest of the story, I can't claim that line as an original. "Camptown Racist: or, Terror on the Back of the Bus" was the title of a pointed, sarcastic, and very funny comedy show about matters of race in American society at the Dudley Riggs Brave New Workshop in Minneapolis many years ago. |
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05 Sep 01 - 09:12 PM (#542997) Subject: RE: BS: What kind of racist are you? From: Troll I'm not a racist. I've got a bum leg and it's all I can do to walk anymore, never mind run. But I used to be a sailboat racist. troll |
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05 Sep 01 - 09:15 PM (#543001) Subject: RE: BS: What kind of racist are you? From: Shields Folk Well try being a Human Racist. |
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05 Sep 01 - 09:30 PM (#543012) Subject: RE: BS: What kind of racist are you? From: khandu I am partial to possum racing. There is a great incentive for the possums to run as fast as they can. The loser gets barbequed! khandu |
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05 Sep 01 - 10:14 PM (#543047) Subject: RE: BS: What kind of racist are you? From: GUEST,Guest (<-I hate everybody) I hold lobster races every year, with the same bbqd result. It's delectably racinian. Dan |
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05 Sep 01 - 10:50 PM (#543067) Subject: RE: BS: What kind of racist are you? From: Clifton53 I am a horse racist. I love the sport and have seen and learned more about humans at the track than I will ever know about horses. And John in Hull, I will be seeking your betting system through the P.M.'s as soon as I can. I need all the help I can get. Clifton |
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06 Sep 01 - 09:09 AM (#543311) Subject: RE: BS: What kind of racist are you? From: A Wandering Minstrel Ray Sist? Wasn't he the leading man in DW Griffiths "Intolerance"? |
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06 Sep 01 - 09:23 AM (#543320) Subject: RE: BS: What kind of racist are you? From: Paul from Hull ...no, that was Diz Functional, surely.....*G* |
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06 Sep 01 - 09:35 AM (#543329) Subject: RE: BS: What kind of racist are you? From: LoopySanchez If you have a raised cyst, you should probably let a doctor have a look at it, GUEST__... As for me, I guess I the type of erase-ist that runs out of eraser before pencil lead...especially when it comes to writing music... |
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06 Sep 01 - 10:20 AM (#543357) Subject: RE: BS: What kind of racist are you? From: Kim C Did the originating post get removed? Personally, I'm a Beatles supremacist. Although, I did go see Bill Wyman on his book tour when he landed in Nashville last week. I didn't buy the $40 book to stand in line an meet him, but he did some Q&A for awhile, and was very entertaining. It was funny to see someone in person who is seemingly larger than life, and he turns out to be such a regular bloke. The sort of fellow you could have a coupla pints with down at the pub. Anyway, I still think the Beatles are superior to the Stones. Hi, Kim - the first post in this thread has no prefix - that's a good sign it's the originating post. I think Jack must have started the thread. -Joe Offer- |
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06 Sep 01 - 12:01 PM (#543458) Subject: RE: BS: What kind of racist are you? From: Walking Eagle Me? I'm a Crab racist. Check out the Crab festival sometime in Crisfield, MD and watch them crustacians book it! I think they put a boiling crab pot at the start line! Oh, I guess I'm a Skipjack racist too! Same area, the mighy Chesapeake Bay. |
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06 Sep 01 - 12:48 PM (#543515) Subject: RE: BS: What kind of racist are you? From: Kim C I just remembered, the Tennessee State Fair starts tomorrow, and they have pig racists nearly every day. |
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06 Sep 01 - 12:58 PM (#543521) Subject: RE: BS: What kind of racist are you? From: Lyrical Lady I'm a 'ferry racist' ... always running to catch one. When BC ferries are running late .. I'm on time .. when I'm running late .. they're on time ... that's life in the gulf islands! LL |
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06 Sep 01 - 01:01 PM (#543526) Subject: RE: BS: What kind of racist are you? From: LR Mole I'm an I-wish-payroll-would-give-me-a-raseist, myself.Because I still have to pay the bracist for the younger kid's teeth. |
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06 Sep 01 - 01:17 PM (#543551) Subject: RE: BS: What kind of racist are you? From: Little Hawk I like racing radio control sailboats (they're generally about 1 meter in length). It's quite challenging, and they are beatiful and quiet, like real sailboats, and handle according to the same principles. One thing that would increase the realism would be to crew them with hamsters, so the little beasts could hike out on the windward side when the boat's really moving, but one problem...hamsters are nocturnal and they don't like direct sunlight or water! Too bad. - LH |
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06 Sep 01 - 01:23 PM (#543558) Subject: RE: BS: What kind of racist are you? From: Jack the Sailor Little Hawk Buy the movie Stewart little. Michael J Fox plays a mouse who is a racist in one boat. |
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06 Sep 01 - 01:34 PM (#543564) Subject: RE: BS: What kind of racist are you? From: Jack the Sailor Little Hawk Buy the movie Stewart Little. Michael J Fox plays a mouse who is a racist in one of those boats. |
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06 Sep 01 - 01:54 PM (#543574) Subject: RE: BS: What kind of racist are you? From: JenEllen Thank you LH for the first real laugh of the day. The Great Cedar Chip Mutiny. "We only sail at night!" Worse to worse though, you could build a miniature paddlewheeler and let them run all night long... ~J |
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06 Sep 01 - 02:59 PM (#543608) Subject: RE: BS: What kind of racist are you? From: Jim Krause I guess I'm not much of a racist, being a fan of the Model A Ford. Top cruising speed is about 45 MPH, I'm told. Jim |
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06 Sep 01 - 04:25 PM (#543708) Subject: RE: BS: What kind of racist are you? From: Dave the Gnome I'm definitely a riceist. I prefer it to pasta anytime and don't care who knows. So there. DtG |
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06 Sep 01 - 04:37 PM (#543727) Subject: RE: BS: What kind of racist are you? From: mooman I would have like to have been a Galway Racist as there were apparently half a million people there of all denominations... and yet no animosity...! But all I have is a raised cyst.. mooman |