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My pet musical peeve

28 Oct 01 - 02:15 PM (#581452)
Subject: My pet musical peeve
From: DougR

I would think we all have them. Mine is vocalists who feel they can improve on the United States national anthem by adding all kinds of grace notes and fancy frills to the tune.

You have any?

DougR


28 Oct 01 - 02:26 PM (#581457)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: Justa Picker

I have one major one, which I were I to post here, would more than likely offend a lot of people, so I'll just zip that.

The ones I can publish would be: playing in an ensemble or group situation where the instruments are out of tune with each other; singers with bad pitch (just a tad flat or sharp, enough to give me a sense of fingernails grinding on a blackboard); singers or instrumentalists who forward phrase everything, like "they can't wait to be on the road again"; drummers who can't keep time, and drag their ass and the rest of a band down with them -"while the world revolves around them"; inappropriate solos that don't work within the context of the song genre (i.e. doing an Eddie Van Halen or Hendrix type of solo, in the midst of a tender torch song or jazz standard). I'm sure I can think of more, but no doubt someone else, will post those thoughts for me.


28 Oct 01 - 02:33 PM (#581461)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: DougR

A too wide vibrato grates a bit on me too. I've heard some volcalists wobble so long you could hard boil and egg between notes. You nailed on singers not singing on pitch too, Picker.

DougR


28 Oct 01 - 02:34 PM (#581462)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: CarolC

Middle aged men who are losing their hearing and refuse to get a hearing aid, and blame everyone else for the fact that their timing is out of step. (I say 'men' because women don't seem to be as reluctant to get hearing aids as men, in my experience.)


28 Oct 01 - 02:36 PM (#581465)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: Justa Picker

Yes, for me a constant vocal vibrato is grating. It should be used very sparingly as an effect in subtle places. (i.m.h.o. only). I'll take someone like KD Lang any day of the week over say a Joan Baez, in terms of pure vocal style.


28 Oct 01 - 02:39 PM (#581468)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: DougR

Ok, Carol. I'm just glad you didn't single out OLD men. :>)

DougR


28 Oct 01 - 02:50 PM (#581480)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: CarolC

I don't know any old men, DougR. Middle age is a mighty flexible thing, don't you think?


28 Oct 01 - 02:58 PM (#581484)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: Justa Picker

Bono and Sinatra singing together.
Blasphemy!


28 Oct 01 - 03:01 PM (#581485)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: SINSULL

Singers who have to sing all fifty-two verses of every obscure piece they attempt WITH the chorus in between each.


28 Oct 01 - 03:09 PM (#581495)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: Justa Picker

Lest we not forget to include those who have committed their diary to song.


28 Oct 01 - 03:09 PM (#581496)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: Allan C.

Amen to that, SINSULL! I had an instance of that happening recently. The big problem was that the incident was only moments after someone had sung ALL of "Omie Wise"!


28 Oct 01 - 03:09 PM (#581497)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: GUEST,mgarvey@pacifier.com

imposing the blue book on people (it's fine if they want to use it for themselves and others want to use it too..) and changing the gender of the song as traditionally sung..

mg


28 Oct 01 - 03:36 PM (#581505)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: John Hardly

songwriters who seem incapable of shifting POV.


28 Oct 01 - 04:30 PM (#581527)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: Phil Cooper

You hit the nail on the head with singers trying to improve songs by flexing grace note muscles (both genders do it). Sweet voiced singers thinking they can sing gut bucket blues. Imagine Joan Baez singing "Play that Funky Music White Boy" and you get the idea (no offense intended towards Joan Baez, I think she's a great performer).


28 Oct 01 - 04:42 PM (#581531)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: Metchosin

overplay, failure to back off and leave some space in the music.


28 Oct 01 - 04:44 PM (#581532)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: Stewart

Folksingers who after a vain attempt to tune their guitars, give up and say "it's good enough for folk music". A little effort to tune correctly makes a big difference.

S. in Seattle


28 Oct 01 - 05:03 PM (#581536)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: Jon Freeman

Peiple who can't keep time playing in sessions - they really make life diffucult for everone else and at worst can completely ruin a session.

Related to the above and often with the same effects are people who have no awareness of what is going on around them in sessions but who tend to just listen to themselves - sessions work best when everyone plays for the music.

Jon


28 Oct 01 - 05:18 PM (#581542)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: John Hardly

people who play the "wrong" guitar chords for a song--when I'm trying to sing harmony.


28 Oct 01 - 05:21 PM (#581544)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: DougR

Carol C: I'm in love.

dougR


28 Oct 01 - 06:13 PM (#581559)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: Gypsy

Showboats who dominate a session, and who play every tune faster than a dog can hear. We are pretty rigid about everyone playing in our sessions, so are disappointed when that is not the case elsewhere.


28 Oct 01 - 06:22 PM (#581566)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: kendall

Doug, if you could meet her, you would be! If dynamite comes in small packages, this lady is a hydrogen bomb! I agree with all of you, especially Doug. It drives me up the wall when someone does that to the National anthem.

I can only add, people who insist on singing loud AND off key. It makes my nerves bleed.


28 Oct 01 - 06:30 PM (#581572)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: CarolC

*blush*


28 Oct 01 - 06:53 PM (#581585)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: Murray MacLeod

I concur wholeheartedly with DougR's opening post. The Star Spangled Banner has been mangled too many times. (Although Hendrix's version at Woodstock was amazing)

Two other pet peeves are people at singarounds who insist on joining in on songs to which they know neither the words, chords nor timing, and singer-songwriters who write songs with unsingable choruses which they then try to get the audience to sing. Cringemaking.

Murray


28 Oct 01 - 06:58 PM (#581588)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: kendall

I didn't mean to embarass you Carol. I only lie when I'm being paid for it, and there aint a dime in this!


28 Oct 01 - 07:20 PM (#581598)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: Gary T

Amen to the original peeve, overdecorating The Star Spangled Banner--and for that matter, any other song. Are Whitney Houston, Mariah Carey, et. al. incapable of simply singing notes as written, sans embellishment?

Performers who tell the audience "This IS a singalong," as opposed to "You're welcome/encouraged to sing along."

Songs in a session done in variable time (slow down here, speed up there--not talking about songs with intended tempo shifts).


28 Oct 01 - 07:45 PM (#581609)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: Sorcha

All of the above--esp Star Spangled Banner. Also, fiddlers who play a tune A/B, A/B as opposed to AA/BB, AA/BB when the band is playing AA/BB........also, people who say--"I only play in D"......and then proceed to do so regardless of what key the band is playing in.......I used to have to play with a (fiddler?) who did both of the above at the same time. Always in D and A/B.......he died.

Also, players who must BANG their foot on the floor as opposed to just tapping quietly.........BANG, BANG, BANG in cowboy boots............I've been tempted to take a hammer and a nail...........


28 Oct 01 - 07:52 PM (#581617)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: Helen

I'll add to Jon's comments: someone who forces the timing into a solid beat, like a marching beat or waltz time when it is a lilting harmony.

Our session group plays a beautiful tune called Rosbif (look on Alan's midi page for it). There is one person who plays it on his boxy accordion-type instrument which seems to need very vigorous push-pull movements and this creates a very pushy rhythm which doesn't suit the tune at all. The rhythm of this tune is reminiscent of a mediaeval dance tune although it is written in 3/4. Unfortunately this man also suffers from only hearing himself in the sessions, and starting tunes when someone else has already started another one, and then he drowns out the rest with tunes which no one else knows.

Frustration plus!

Helen


28 Oct 01 - 08:11 PM (#581625)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: 53

Sorcha, about what you said here: "....I used to have to play with a (fiddler?) who did both of the above at the same time. Always in D and A/B.......he died."

Did he die or was he murdered?! *G* JK

Glenda


28 Oct 01 - 08:34 PM (#581634)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: kendall

How about those who play in one tempo and tap their foot in another?


28 Oct 01 - 09:01 PM (#581650)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: Jon Freeman

... and neither thier instrument or their foot is in the same tempo as everone else Kendall?

Another peeve of mine - total prejudice on my part I guess is I can not stand squeaky squalling operatic sopranos especially not when they try to sing folk music.

Jon


28 Oct 01 - 09:16 PM (#581659)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: Benjamin

Al Green sung the National Anthem at the NBA all star game in 2000. That was incredible. It's the only time I've heard the Star Spangled Banner at a sporting event and enjoyed it.

I would say people who try to invent new rythms in a song (never works). Solo's that are out of context and completely off the melody (though they can be cool in a rock and roll context). Whistlers who can't carry a tune, stay in any key, or keep any kind of rythm, it's the most hidious sound! I could also go on about things guitarists do that bug me, put I'm not sure I could remember all of them. Perhaps I'll try later


28 Oct 01 - 09:17 PM (#581660)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: Bill D

since you asked:

people who stumble through songs they DO NOT KNOW by trying to read them from a book!

There are various levels of ability (mine is only average!), and everyone has to start somewhere and get some practice singing with and for others...and if they DO know the tune, but need a crutch for some words, I can see having a cheat sheet, but I cannot imagine why someone would attempt something that they can't even come close to with the book in front of them!

next on my list is the practice of praising and complementing those who can't sing because "they don't want to hurt feelings"...*sigh*....sorry folks, but there ARE ways to encourage nice people to try harder and help them learn-- it is NOT very useful to applaud them and let them think they did 'OK', when it was truly painful...


28 Oct 01 - 09:52 PM (#581672)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: ddw

I've heard other instrumentalists do it, but it seems blues harp players are worse than most at getting on a musical phrase and repeating it over and over and over and ..... Well, you get the idea.

James Cotton, whose work I really like, does it much more often than I'd like, so I just hit the NEXT button on the CD player.


28 Oct 01 - 09:59 PM (#581675)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: Sorcha

Glenda 53, LOL! He did die of natural causes, but if he had lasted much longer, it might have been murder..........and about the singing out of a book--how about the people who Perform--with paper and a music stand? If you need paper and a music stand you don't KNOW the tune/song......and no way can you modulate to a different key.....How can you "perform" a song if you have to look at the paper???


28 Oct 01 - 11:08 PM (#581693)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: 53

people who totally overlook the dynamics of a son ,and they just go wide open or don't move at all. BOB


28 Oct 01 - 11:14 PM (#581696)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: Phil Cooper

Yes, 53, like you said, folks who equate emotional expression with volume.


28 Oct 01 - 11:19 PM (#581698)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: 53

i've played in a country band for years and the only way for our bass player to play was full steam ahead. BOB


28 Oct 01 - 11:20 PM (#581700)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: Benjamin

ddw, I have that petpeeve about electric blues players. I don't see how you can say somebody is gifted when they just play one lick 20 times (litteraly) then go on to the next.

Sorcha, I must disagree with your comments about reading off paper. Sure you might be able to play better from memory. But you don't always have that oppition (i.e. requests are not all too familiar with). It isn't hard to transpose keys when you have chord sheets either. I've done it quite a bit with different groups, gatherings, and ensembles I've played in. That's why we learn our keys really well!


28 Oct 01 - 11:22 PM (#581701)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: DougR

Kendall: I don't doubt it for a minute! One think I know: you do not speak with forked tongue.

Gee, I hesitated to post this thread because I thought I was probably the only one who had a musical peeve.

DougR


28 Oct 01 - 11:50 PM (#581709)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: Bert

The hogs who jump in, out of turn in a session, stealing the turn of the next person who is moderately polite.

I stopped going to PFSS because every session degenerated into the same half dozen such hogs who vie with each other as who can be the most brash.


29 Oct 01 - 12:21 AM (#581721)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: Big Mick

People who sing 57 verses of "Good Night Irene" at 4:15 AM, and when they run out of verses start singing "The Theme From Gilligan's Island" to the same tune..................LOL.

All the best,

Mick


29 Oct 01 - 12:44 AM (#581730)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: Chip2447

ahem, guilty as charged, I'll just sit over here in the corner and try to behave....
Chip2447


29 Oct 01 - 01:09 AM (#581739)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: SeanM

Far and away for me... "Rehearsal? Ah, we can skip it. It's still two days 'till the show."

Barring that, The Whitney Houston Diesel Powered Vibrato annoys the living hell out of me. Yes, it's very pretty that you can hit two octaves very quickly. But could we PLEASE not hit them 300 times per beat? I swear... sometimes sounds like she's trying to yodel...

That, and flaking on gigs.

Poison. To the show, to the band, to the audience.

Unfortunately, not directly to the flake.

M


29 Oct 01 - 01:15 AM (#581741)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: Seamus Kennedy

Audience members who clap along to EVERY FRIGGIN' SONG, regardless of tempo.

Seamus


29 Oct 01 - 02:09 AM (#581750)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: Liz the Squeak

Audiences (known in our house as the Noel Edmonds audience from his "House Party" show) who clap in 4/4 and speed up despite the song being in 3/4 and slowing down....

And people who think they can still sing when drunk. I know 2 people who do this, and they are both 'performers' rather than just floor singers - they try to make money out of it and still insist on drinking on stage... They get flatter and flatter and can't hear it... I cringe for everyone then!

Oh, and being in the same house when the piano is being tuned.... AAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH!!! Torture.

LTS


29 Oct 01 - 02:36 AM (#581756)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: Auxiris

Session musicians who relentlessly play the same tunes every week to the point of threadbare and absolutely refuse to either learn a new tune once in a while OR let anyone else play one.

cheers,

Aux


29 Oct 01 - 03:26 AM (#581763)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: GUEST,Boab

I'm 100% with John Freeman on the "trained operatic soprano would-be folk singers". And I've heard some mid-atlantic popstars murdering good traditional songs.And being a 'rhan player myself---those who take the "heartbeat of Irish music" so literally that they just have to keep on thumping to keep the tune "alive"; one of the cardinals of the drum is knowing when NOT to play!!


29 Oct 01 - 04:16 AM (#581774)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: GUEST,Roger the skiffler

Just as well none of you will ever hear Me !
RtS ( a voice made for mime)


29 Oct 01 - 10:25 AM (#581901)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: GUEST,Kim C no cookie

Agree with Doug on original post, and will take it one step further: people who think they can improve on the simplicity of ANY melody by adding frills to it. One night Mister and I went to see Peter Rowan down at the Ryman, and it was a real fine show... except his fiddler played Ashokan Farewell with all manner of cuts and turns and other things that did nothing but clutter it up. I know a lot of you are dang tired of that tune, but the beauty of that melody is in its simplicity. And the Star Spangled Banner is hard enough to sing without muddying the waters.

Generally speaking, I think a little bit of embellishment is okay, because that's what keeps us from all sounding a alike. But too much is distasteful, at least I think so.

Also it bugs me when fiddlers think they have to play Orange Blossom Special at breakneck speed.

I used to sing with a girl who said "acapello." It was especially amusing because she thought she was The Shit because she had a cut on somebody's album and got royalty checks. I haven't seen her in years, and gosh, I have my own songs on my own recording now. (smug little grin)


29 Oct 01 - 10:29 AM (#581904)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: 53

as someone posted earlier, sometimes to play less is better. BOB


29 Oct 01 - 10:40 AM (#581911)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: MMario

to be in a venue where "singalong" would be reasonable and expected - and have someone do a familiar tune in such a peculiar version no one else can sing or play along with it.


29 Oct 01 - 10:53 AM (#581917)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: Trevor

Singers who think that to be really traditional you have to sound like some octogenarian ploughman with a cold. And have worse diction than Lester Piggot.


29 Oct 01 - 11:01 AM (#581923)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: GUEST,Scabby Doug at work

Something that was touched on earlier on: I know this -let's say "person" -who sings at a session I attend. This person regularly sings chorus songs, and encourages the rest of us to sing by calling out the words before each line. I resent the implication that I need that person to tell me words which I can pick up for myself if I'm interested in singing them. I feel "bullied" - and as a result often don't sing along.

ALso, same person has terrible diction on many songs. Key phrases are often slurred over. giving the impresssion that person doesn't know the words or can't be bothered to learn them...

Cheers

Steven


29 Oct 01 - 11:15 AM (#581933)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: Gypsy

Assuming that i will be thrilled by someone hot stealing one of my instruments to play on. People banging on my hammered dulcimer (akin to what any drummer has to live with)


29 Oct 01 - 11:23 AM (#581944)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: Jack the Sailor

Chuck Berry summed up my feelings about Melody in "Roll over Beethoven.

It seems that everyone who does the US national anthem nowadays is trying to outdo Jimi. Aren't you supposed to beable to sing along? Thank goodness the Canadian Anthem is too bland to jazz up.

My peeve is Guitar Players who have a doobie or to before they set their volumes. Always way too loud and they seem to have a weird timing of their own which I call rubber band time.

I can listen to Whitney do that for a song or two but it gets old, quick.

I guess my number one peeve is artists who are too much into fake sentimentlity... This is for you daddy... Come on back and talk to Teddy Bear....

I'm in love with CarolC, JenEllen, SharonA, Aine.. IamJohnne etc etc... Lots of sweet women on Mudcat....


29 Oct 01 - 11:40 AM (#581967)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: GUEST,CMiller

Amen to the audience clapping thing. I don't even like it when I am IN then audience and people seem to think that they have to clap along with the music. I want to hear the performers, not the people around me.

People that play in jams and don't bother to tune their instrument before starting. One instrument slightly out of tune can destroy the whole session.

Fiddlers that want to play tunes at breakneck speed. They seem to forget that most of those old fiddle tunes are dance tunes and were never intended to be played as fast as they are. Yeah, and Orange Blossom Special IS usually played too fast. The guys that I typically hear playing it are not good enough fiddlers to be playing it that fast. They sound sloppy. They need to slow down and pay more attention to how they are expressing their music.


29 Oct 01 - 11:51 AM (#581977)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: M.Ted

A lot of good peeves--I especially agree with Gypsy on people who snatch your instrument--I stopped going to a certain Balkan music camp because one year my drum was smashed to pieces by person or persons unknown(they put the pieces back in the case!), and someone appropriated my treasured L-4 while I was asleep and proceeded to destroy the top with a by strumming it with a plastic shoehorn!


29 Oct 01 - 11:51 AM (#581979)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: Bill D

well...ok...I gotta say it..instrumentalists ('mostly' guitar or banjo players) who 'noodle' constantly between songs in a group seting...Yeah, I know, tuning has to be checked occasionally, and little runs and phrases are begging to be tested and refined, but PLEASE...don't make the next person wait and/or beg for some quiet to start their contribution?


29 Oct 01 - 11:55 AM (#581987)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: Justa Picker

Taking a cue from Seamus's comment,
audiences who clap on 1 + 3.


29 Oct 01 - 12:00 PM (#581990)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: Mooh

Quasi R'n'B stylings like Houston and Carrie (sp?) et al.

Reducing every song or tune to the same style. I once sat through a whole evening of a popular DJ who also did the "folksinger" act. He didn't do James Taylor well at all but he tried to make everything sound like JT anyway, including Proud Mary. God, it was lousy.

"This is from our soon to be released CD..." Oh yeah, right.

Prima donna singers who don't acknowledge the band, help carry gear, thank the band, introduce them on stage, contribute to marketing etc etc etc.

Employers who short the payment for any excuse whatsoever.

Drug use by band members at any time even remotely close to performance. This has ruined many a gig for me over the years, either directly, or because the expectation of problems created anxiety in others which affected their performance too.

Anyone who dares to touch an instrument without the owner's permission at that particular instance. "He lets me play it all the time." When you're pissed?

"This guitar (or whatever) is so good I only have to tune when I restring." My ass.

Bad attempts at duplicating note for note a recorded version of anything. I'd rather hear a bad attempt at an original (and tasteful) version of anything.

Mooh.


29 Oct 01 - 01:01 PM (#582029)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: M.Ted

Ditto on the clapping, JP, and Mooh, we must have played in the same band!

Also hate: Bands who play reggae with the beat in the wrong place,,
People who have not learned a new song since 1978
Anyone who says "This music is such Bullshit!"
Live singers with recorded background music
Performers who come on stage in the clothes they sleep in--


29 Oct 01 - 01:14 PM (#582042)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: Justa Picker

- Sidemen who show up, a minute and a half before the first set begins.

- Hotel staff who tell you how wonderful you (or your band) are, and how much the clients love you ---and then never rebook you.

- Agents who book you on a gig out of town, telling you your music is a perfect fit for the clientele, and then you show up, discover it's a heavy metal bar, and there are strippers performing during the band breaks, and you get booed when you go back on following the strippers.

- Not being able to fire a weak or lame musician in the band because he happens to own the rehearsal space and p.a. system

- people who HATE Martins and claim they don't do a thing for them. They obviously have never played a good one. (To me it's like saying you hate Steinways [and prefer a Mason-Rich apartment sized piano.] This one, I'll never ever figure out, nor would I attempt to.


29 Oct 01 - 01:53 PM (#582068)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: Don Firth

0h, yeah! How much time have you got?

As 53 says above, ". . . sometimes to play less is better." One pet peeve that will incite me to the verge of violence is -- Well, let me set this up so you'll know exactly what I mean. The following is an excerpt from something I wrote for the "Tales of Walt Robertson" thread back around the first year, dealing with one of the many things that I learned from Walt.

He showed me that less is more in other ways, too. The way he sang Johnny, I Hardly Knew You. It's very much an anti-war song. In some versions it has several angry, almost strident verses. The DT database gives seven verses, and I have often heard it sung this way -- with great energy, almost quick-march, flogging the audience with its already obvious message. Sometimes the audience (the already converted) responded with shouts, whistles, foot stomp-ing, and roars of applause. All hyped up to rush out and fight for Peace.

The first time I heard this song, it was Walt who sang it. But that was not the way he sang it. Now, Walt certainly knew all the other verses, but he chose to sing only these four, at a moderate, conversational tempo, almost like a funeral march, but not too slow:

With their guns and drums and drums and guns
Hurroo, hurroo
With their guns and drums and drums and guns
Hurroo, hurroo
With their guns and drums and drums and guns
The enemy nearly slew you
My darling dear, you look so queer.
Johnnie, I hardly knew you.

Where are your legs that use to run
Hurroo, hurroo
Where are your legs that use to run
Hurroo, hurroo
Where are your legs that use to run
When you ran off to carry a gun?
I fear your dancing days are done.
Johnnie, I hardly knew you.

Where are your eyes that use to smile
Hurroo, hurroo
Where are your eyes that use to smile
Hurroo, hurroo
Where are your eyes that use to smile
When my heart you first beguiled?
How could you run from me and the child?
Johnnie, I hardly knew you.

I'm happy for to see you home
Hurroo, hurroo
I'm happy for to see you home
Hurroo, hurroo
I'm happy for to see you home
But darling dear, you look so wan
So lean in flesh and high in bone.
Johnnie, I hardly knew you.

(American Northwest Ballads, Folkways Records FP 46)

His soft, emotionally restrained delivery paints a simple but graphic picture of intense, personal tragedy. He usually left an audience in a long moment of hushed silence at the end of that song. Message delivered, quietly and without bombast. Power in simplicity.

I sing the song the way I learned from Walt. My peeve is this: it frequently happens when I sing this song at a party, hootenanny, or song circle that someone who has more ego than brains and possesses all the musical taste of rusty hinge says, "Hey! You left out three verses!" then he (it's invariable a guy -- women know better) proceeds to sing the three verses! (#!@&%#!!) He has no idea at this point that he is involved in a near death experience.

My second pet peeve, running a dead heat with those who insist on clapping along, are -- well, let me put it this way: I'm singing in a coffeehouse. A guy asks me to sing Greensleeves. Then, as I sing it, he tries to accompany me on the bongos.

Don Firth


29 Oct 01 - 02:05 PM (#582079)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: M.Ted

Agents who book your glam metal band for "Conference of Music Industry Professionals" that turns out to be the dinner dance at a Methodist Summer retreat for Organists and Choir Directors--


29 Oct 01 - 02:07 PM (#582082)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: GUEST,53/Glenda

Ooh! Now I am a guilty party! I am JUST learning to play without having to have the book in front of me, but then, I am mainly playing in my own living room! ;)

Glenda


29 Oct 01 - 02:09 PM (#582084)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: kendall

I've been to a few folk clubs where a local performer will show up, do his 3 songs and leave. They are too good to listen to anyone else. These people really fry my arse.


29 Oct 01 - 03:41 PM (#582174)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: GUEST,Kim C no cookie

I know I can't do anything about this one, but I'm going to throw it in anyway... people who request modern songs when you are playing in a historical context. I actually had someone ask me, at an 1850s event, if I knew Orange Blossom Special.

Oh, and this one... we were at an 18th century event where one of the PARTICIPANTS insisted on playing modern bluegrass tunes (they are old-timey, after all), and didn't seem to understand the concept of taking turns.

At this same event, after I did what I like to call "the bagpipe trick" on my fiddle, some guy says, oh, you didn't play such and such note. I said, here, you play it then. He backed off.

The other one is people who sing along loudly and either don't know the words or can't sing at all.

People who just assume we will play for free. Now, really, a lot of times we do, for local events. But we have been to events where other people were getting paid, and I sorta feel like, well, if you can pay them, then you can pay us too.

Someone already mentioned those people who tell you how much they enjoy your show, then never call you.

But to be fair... there are moments that make all the BS worthwhile. :-)


29 Oct 01 - 03:55 PM (#582193)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: Bat Goddess

Instrumentalists who "noodle" in between songs/tunes at asession so that other musicians can't start a tune or singers find a note, etc.

Bat Goddess


29 Oct 01 - 04:04 PM (#582208)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: Liz the Squeak

'Hands only' instrument players who play tunes so fast that us poor wind instrumentalists are hyperventillating, wheezing and blue or just plain suffocating by the end.....

LTS


29 Oct 01 - 06:35 PM (#582266)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: GUEST

How about when people who can't sing insist on screeching out songs to the whole neighborhood? We onece rented to someone who would sing along to the radio at the top of her lungs, no matter when it was. Not only was she nowhere near being on key, she thought she was a soprano, despite all evidence to the contrary. We actually had people come to the house one day asking what was wrong, they'd this terrible noise.


29 Oct 01 - 06:51 PM (#582275)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: 53

ho ho ho BOB


29 Oct 01 - 07:46 PM (#582297)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: kendall

You've heard of people who dont know nothin? well, there are those who dont even SUSPECT anything.


29 Oct 01 - 10:55 PM (#582405)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: 53

that is so very true, and there are those who'll never suspect nothing. BOB


30 Oct 01 - 04:13 AM (#582479)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: Dead Horse

Singers who forget next line, try to find it in some inner recess of brain, start verse again, long pause, "No, lost it again" Then decides to start at very beginning of song, still loses it. Sings something else instead. All this can take what seems like half an hour. Shanties sung too fast. Shanties sung too slow. Shanties sung with no feeling. Drunks who ask for "That Irish one you do" Audiences that don't wait to hear what chorus YOU are doing, before singing their own. Joining in on last line of verse, rather than on chorus. People who ask what my pet hates are............ I could go on, but I don't want to sound opinionated ;-)


30 Oct 01 - 04:35 AM (#582484)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: Trevor

How about "Yeah, that was alright but will you do one we can all join in with now? Do you know 'The Wild Rover' or 'Streets of London'? Do you know any Wham?" Honest!


30 Oct 01 - 07:41 AM (#582518)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: RangerSteve

People who yell, rather than sing, the lyrics, in an attempt to show how meaningful their lyrics are.

Old Time and Bluegrass folks who play and sing too fast. The instrumentals are mostly dance music, and dancing is not a speed contest. Playing a song too fast is pointless, since the audience is going to miss a lot of the lyrics, and doesn't have the chance to ask you to repeat yourself.


30 Oct 01 - 09:05 AM (#582558)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: GUEST,KB with cookie missing

Well I'm guilty of about 3 of the things mentioned - but I'm not admitting to which they are..
What I hate is someone shouting out 'lets have something cheerful now' just as I go up to do my spot - for which I've practiced something all intense and mournful and meaningful (which is probably about to irritate the hell out of someone anyway....)
And noodlers are the very devil aren't they? Don't they realise that the next person can't start til they stop - so hence they are extending the gap not filling it.

Kris


30 Oct 01 - 09:12 AM (#582569)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: GUEST,MMario

Dead Horse - remind me never to sing for you...*grin* - and I'll try to behave if you are performing.

MMario-guiltyoffartoomanyofthemoribundequinespeeves


30 Oct 01 - 09:19 AM (#582571)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: GUEST

Well, I certainly can't say that I've ever *enjoyed* the Star Spangled Banner, as I hate the song (and all nationalist anthems like it).

But that said, the Hendrix version was a masterpiece of anti-war instrumental playing.

As to Mariah Carey and Whitney Houston versions--I've never heard Mariah sing it. Whitney Houston's version is pretty much a gospel song rather than an anthem. Hence the wobbly and garbly sound to many white folks' ears. I think Whitney may have based her version on one Mahalia Jackson used to sing (though its been a long time since I've heard either versions).

I once heard Mariah and Whitney sing together. It became quickly apparent (not to mention painfully obvious) that Mariah can't sing, and Whitney can. Righteously. I think she is an extremely gifted singer, sadly travelling through life in the fast lane, where she is bound to lose it eventually.


30 Oct 01 - 09:51 AM (#582588)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: GUEST,Kim C still no cookie

I am guilty of playing too fast - not usually on purpose though! It's one of my foibles I have to work at.

When I was a young lassie taking classical piano lessons, family members would invariably ask me at family gatherings to play something for them. So I would. Usually it was something I was working on, some Chopin or Brahms or something... and then they'd pull that, oh that was real fine, now play something we know. So I just stopped playing for them since they didn't know how to appreciate it. Hmpf.


30 Oct 01 - 12:05 PM (#582658)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: DougR

Several people have mentioned noodling between songs is a pain in the butt. Would it be considered bad manners for a group to set some rules before the session ...one of them being cut out the f--king noodling?!!!

DougR


30 Oct 01 - 03:39 PM (#582756)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: kendall

If the noodlers had a clue about manners, it wouldn't be necessary to mention it.


30 Oct 01 - 09:20 PM (#582896)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: DougR

Yeah, I realize that, Kendall, but folks have already pointed out they are ...noodlers! :>)

DougR


30 Oct 01 - 11:07 PM (#582928)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: GutBucketeer

Growing smaller and smaller with each new post to this thread. As a relatively new singer and instrumentalist, I would certainly appreciate being quietly, nudge, told, or somehow informed when/if I'm doing any of the above. I'll retreat back to my basement and come out again next February.

Now, my pet peeve is going to a performance by a "folk legend" who you truly idolize, and who is supposed to be a professional, and find they have not taken the time to go over their set, practice, make sure they know the songs they are trying to sing. Instead, of a concert you get a rambling discourse of past "great folk events", half completed songs, and self discussion on what to sing next. While I may be learning how to perform and often forget/stumble due to anxiety, they are supposed to know better.

Sheeplishly retreating now to practice some more.

JAB


30 Oct 01 - 11:14 PM (#582932)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: DougR

JAB: In my opinion, a professional who does that is only half professional. Don't retreat too far.

DougR


31 Oct 01 - 12:56 AM (#582944)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: Liz the Squeak

Hey GutBucketeer, even worse is the professional who treats her audience like shit - leaving them standing outside in the rain because she couldn't turn up on time for the sound check, or being rude to them if they wander in by mistake or to just enquire about how long it will be.... whose musicians demand the very best (to the extent of turning down a newly tuned Steinway grand piano), but who then play like it was their first lesson at Kindergarten.... whose 'Green Room' requirements cost almost as much as their fee and then they leave most of it, complaining about it.....

I could go on for ages (and still be talking about only one person!!)!

LTS


31 Oct 01 - 09:33 AM (#583029)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: guinnesschik

Audience members who want you to sound just like someone else, as in "Wow. That was interesting. So-and-so doesn't do it that way." I usually respond with..."Well, we're not so-and-so."

And, all of the above.


31 Oct 01 - 09:51 AM (#583035)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: GUEST,MMario

guinesschik - on the other hand - it was really great to hear "you guys" do some of my favorites - in what was to me new and exciting renditions. Sometimes - though you may love a song - hearing it for the umpteenth time in exactly the same style just doesn't cut it any more.


31 Oct 01 - 10:44 AM (#583073)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: artbrooks

People at songcircles who insist on singing ONLY out of RUS, and start something else if somebody begins an alien song.


31 Oct 01 - 11:08 AM (#583101)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: guinnesschik

*blush* Thanks, MMario. Nice to know our efforts don't always go unappreciated. Maybe we should relocate....


31 Oct 01 - 11:42 AM (#583129)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: GUEST,Les B

Since it's kind of a blah day here, I'm feeling more "peevish" than yesterday when I perused this thread.

Here's mine - A person I've played with for years has a different sense of timing on coming in after an instrumental break. Someone can play a great fiddle, or mando, or banjo break on a song this person is leading, and then the person will "hold" for what seems like an eternity before starting the next verse, making it seem like the instrumentalist has stopped too early.

This person's overall timing is good, it's just that maddening delay. I've finally started playing "filler" riffs into the next measure whenever this person sings. Different strokes for different folks, I guess.


31 Oct 01 - 12:48 PM (#583183)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: GUEST, a mudcatter minus cookie

Sorry, although I'm a regular Mudcatter, I had to toss my cookie for this one, in case the person in question reads this:

A band member who regularly tries to out-argue her fellow band members on every matter of taste and judgment that comes up.

Apparently because she is the only one in the band with a music degree and knows lots of music theory and history, she thinks her opinion should carry more weight than anyone else's. She always knows, or thinks she knows, what chord goes where, whether a certain grace note should be played or not, and which of two versions of a tune is more authentic. Nothing is ever just a matter of opinion to her. Every opinion is either correct or incorrect, and hers is the correct one, and she is more than happy to educate you by explaining why.


31 Oct 01 - 01:01 PM (#583189)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: Kim C

Ooooh! Minus! My old singing mate who said "acapello" was like that ----- except she didn't have any musical education! She was insistent that a song be sung EXACTLY as it was written, with no small stylish variations of melody whatsoever. Now of course you don't want to rewrite someone's song, but there is that thing called Style that keeps us all from sounding the same.

In that interesting situation, I was the one with all the formal training, and my educated opinion carried No Weight Whatsoever. Miss Thang made all the decisions.

but like I said before... gee... where is she now? mwahahahaha


31 Oct 01 - 06:56 PM (#583475)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: Harry Basnett

I've only been back on the folk scene for about twelve months after a considerable lay off....somebody please tell me when it became the practice to bring along dirty great folders full of songs to singarounds and sing from them every bloody week and NEVER take the trouble to learn the words? What's the point? Why?!?!


That's my peeve and that is the end of it....

Harry.


31 Oct 01 - 07:53 PM (#583513)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: Bill D

hmmmm...well, some people genuinely can't memorize well...(sort of like dyslexia...brain wiring)...but can sing and/or play wonderfully WITH the visual help...I will forgive and enjoy these...I will NOT forgive the ones who can't follow the tune OR words with it right in front of them. That's what 'making a request' is for...maybe someone else there does know the song!


31 Oct 01 - 07:57 PM (#583518)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: Tattie Bogle

People who ask you to sing then talk right through your song: people who stamp on the floor to try to turn your nice lyrical song into the up-tempo karaoke/disco version of it, the latter crime being the ruder of the two, and one young "lady" will never know how nearly she got her feet stamped on - unless she does it again! Tattie B


31 Oct 01 - 08:11 PM (#583528)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: kendall

All of those things bug me, but, I think the noodlers take the cake. Seems to me that it's always pickers, not singers who do this.You never hear a singer humming like pickers noodle.


31 Oct 01 - 10:03 PM (#583586)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: Midchuck

Spoons/bones players, particularly those who bang along on every song, no matter how slow or quiet.

Peter.


31 Oct 01 - 10:20 PM (#583590)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: 53

what type of band has spoons, and bones players? BOB


31 Oct 01 - 10:35 PM (#583597)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: Sorcha

Bob, old time bands, jug bands, skiffle bands...sometimes bluegrass bands and Irish bands. My bunch even has a jawbone we take along for special effects.


31 Oct 01 - 10:59 PM (#583600)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: 53

oh, okay, thanks for the info, the only bands that i've been in. has had bass guitar, drums, keyboards, 2 guitars, but we played a lot of different venues than you guys.BOB


31 Oct 01 - 11:08 PM (#583604)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: toadfrog

Well, Doug's first choice was a good one, although a bit narrow for a pet peeve. Try also:

1. Taking perfectly good traditional a capella songs and "improving" them with guitar accompaniments, harmonies and the like.

2. People who get up on stage and screw up the rhythm of a song by dragging out notes - seemingly to show that they are big shots and can get away with it.

3. Operatic types who sing folk songs with the idea of showcasing their voices and don't respect the song (after seeing "Pretty Saro" in Songcatcher, I will never again deny that operatic types have something to add!

4. Singer-songwriters who insinuate themselves into folk groups.


01 Nov 01 - 10:11 AM (#583857)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: GUEST,KB without cookie again

As to the with or without paper thing - one of my peeves is people who perform the same song again and again and again. I'm pretty sure I'm being unreasonable on that - but I can't help it, it irritates me & I go out of my way not to do it. SO - not having time to get memory perfect on sufficient material to keep me going, I tend to use a crib sheet. So I think perhaps you have to juggle the requirement for variety with the requirement for preparation & come up with whichever compromise suits you best.
Anyone else wonder how we can all stand eachother - flawed vessels as we are....

Kris


01 Nov 01 - 10:36 AM (#583872)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: Kim C

Aw Kris, I reckon it's the music wot brings us all together in the first place. :-)

Mister noodles when we practice. I give him the evil eye. But perhaps sometimes I am too serious in practice. He does not, however, do this on stage.


01 Nov 01 - 10:57 AM (#583886)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: DougR

GUEST KB, I know exactly what you mean. There is a performer who comes to my favorite Pub probably four times a year, and performs Thursday, Friday, and Saturday nights. He has been coming to this Pub for at least seven or eight years. He hasn't performed one new song in any set during that time. One knows when he finishes one song, what the next song is going to be. He is not a great singer, but is a great performer. He attracts a large crowd of college age kids because he is raucous, and does a masterful job of selling beer. Therefore, management loves him.

"Finnigan's Wake," is one of the crowd favorites. Anyone who claps in the wrong place is cajoled into chugaluging his/her drink. The kids love it.

I like the guy personally, but I never listen to his sets anymore. I wait for the better singers, like Bill Craig from Canada, to come to the Dubliner and he'll be there this weekend!

DougR


01 Nov 01 - 12:03 PM (#583954)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: GUEST,KB again

That's not so bad DougR if he's only once a year. Its the ones that do the same song every fortnight that get me...

Kris


01 Nov 01 - 12:06 PM (#583960)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: pinkfiddle

Hmmm

Good on Auxiris - people not bothering to learning new tunes/songs and playing the same ones at sessions every week till we all go mad!

And MTed - live singers with recorded background music. There's a man who does this in my local pub and it is just awful. Altogether now...'We wish YOU were in Carrickfergus...'

My own peeves (some already mentioned)

Meaningless thrashy bits at the end of songs (as seen in the Waterboys' performance last night) Pan pipes buskers (as I've said before) People in sessions who purposely change the tempo and don't see what's wrong with it People who go to sessions and don't listen and play the wrong chords or do random twiddling over the top of tunes. The Wild Rover and people who ask for it to be played! People who think playing percussion instruments is a doddle and therefore ok for them to go and randomly bang a bodhran/other drum when they don't know how.

Could go on but it all seems a bit negative! I think I might start a new thread about what our fave things in music are. Probably done before but then I guess this one has too!

pf


01 Nov 01 - 12:06 PM (#583962)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: DougR

I guess I didn't make that clear. He comes for a month about four times a year. :>)

DougR


01 Nov 01 - 02:08 PM (#584087)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: 53

always tuning your guitar whether it needs it or not. BOB


02 Nov 01 - 05:49 AM (#584486)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: Trevor

I've just found another one: listening to the recording of our last gig and realising how far we have to go before we're anything better than mediocre!


02 Nov 01 - 12:45 PM (#584762)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: 53

i've been there before. BOB


02 Nov 01 - 02:58 PM (#584894)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: DougR

Oh my Lord! I just heard the absolutely worse rendition of "God Bless America" I've ever heard. Some young blonde was singing it at the ceremony honoring the USO at the White House. Awful! Irving Berlin, I'm confident is spinning in his grave.

DougR


02 Nov 01 - 06:44 PM (#585056)
Subject: RE: BS: My pet musical peeve
From: dorareever

People losing "guts" in exchange for "technique",they can have a wonderful pitch,their guitars can be tuned perfectly but that's all they have.It's better to hear someone singing in tune,obviously,but great singing or playing is not just that.You have to work on both things.Fake punk singers that think that shouting is the way to show that they're oh-so-angry and they can't even shout well.Those who keep in their minds music packed in separate files as "folk" "rock" "blues" "rap",people who experiment too much,people that don't want to experiment,people forgetting that melody is what you need when writing a song,people that said they want to be in a band and then don't show up for reharsing,bands that just want to play covers (if you're in a folk band...it's people who play folk songs without adding nothing to them.I can't stand that),silly metal guitar solos....too many too list!