01 Dec 01 - 07:51 PM (#601897) Subject: Son of Stony Stratford From: Morticia Part (this is part three -Joe Offer-) |
02 Dec 01 - 03:40 AM (#602038) Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: Liz the Squeak A thread that links back to itself - how I wish I'd listened in computer lessons.... So what are the planned events for this weekend then? LTS - with memory like preverbial sieve.... |
02 Dec 01 - 05:34 AM (#602062) Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: Dead Horse As I understand it, Liz, the programme begins with a *stew hurling contest* on the Friday afternoon. Followed by *indoor tent pitching & campfire-lighting*. The night will be rounded off with a *hamster-bake*. Spot the snorer during the dark hours. Saturday will kick off with *everybody back to own beds* for the compulsory *kazoo player bashing ritual*. The *Over 80s Nude Leapfrog* is cancelled owing to local statutes, but will be replaced by a talk *How Not To Hypnotise* (please bring own banjo) then its off to the pub to meet & displace the locals. The "Dog & Bucket" has set aside their "quiet room" for a melodeon & shantie session, and the ladies singaround will be in "the-main-bar-downstairs-next-the-gents". Back to the Jonathon King Memorial Scout Hut for *all-in wrestling & vegetarian chilli supper*. Sunday begins with a non-denominational dwile flonking service(again, bring own banjo). Goodbyes, name calling, and recriminations to follow the *camp striking ceremony* tho the more "camp" among you will probably wish to leave beforehand. Survivors descend on the town and set up alternative tea shoppe ensemble. |
02 Dec 01 - 06:31 AM (#602078) Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: Gareth Wot No Sheep Shearing - I said Shearing - Contest ? Gareth |
02 Dec 01 - 08:03 AM (#602092) Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: Liz the Squeak And it's dwYle flonking... Ta. Can't wait..... LTS Still haven't found Kazoo though have a fair idea where it is.....
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02 Dec 01 - 10:41 AM (#602109) Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: lady penelope "dwYle flonking..." as they say in modern parlance, "Eh?". Is it anything to do with (a) banjo's (b) sheep (c) Wales (d) hamsters ? TTFN M'Lady P. ( president of the associationof the terminally bemused ) |
02 Dec 01 - 11:01 AM (#602118) Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: John Routledge Surely this thread should have started Late October/Early November 2002? Cheers Geordie
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02 Dec 01 - 12:15 PM (#602145) Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: GUEST Dwile(or Dwyle)Flonking |
02 Dec 01 - 03:20 PM (#602234) Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: Liz the Squeak Lady P - beer. That's all you need to know.... just that it involves blokes, beer and a big stick. LTS |
02 Dec 01 - 09:10 PM (#602444) Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: Susanne (skw) Dead Horse - a programme worthy of catspaw! I'll have to think hard about what illness to develop (for my employer) so I can join you all! |
03 Dec 01 - 03:17 AM (#602581) Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: Steve Parkes Good news--my harmonica holder (with attachec spring clip) has turned up while turning out cupboards for impending house move, so--and you'll love this!--I can play my banjo and my kazoo at the same time! Steve |
03 Dec 01 - 03:46 AM (#602587) Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: GUEST,Roger the skiffler Steve, I can hardly wait, wetting myself in anticipation....! RtS (who can't walk and play the kazoo at the same time!) |
03 Dec 01 - 04:09 AM (#602591) Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: John MacKenzie Mudcatatonicitis perhaps Suzanne? Failte...Jock |
03 Dec 01 - 05:07 AM (#602595) Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: MudGuard Or a severe stroke of Involentia Gallopans, Susanne (ein Anfall galloppierender Unlust). |
03 Dec 01 - 08:56 AM (#602636) Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: JudeL Beer - yes Blokes - possibly Big stick - ???? Jude (who thinks she must be reading Joe's letter to Matilda) |
03 Dec 01 - 01:00 PM (#602763) Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: lady penelope I've said this before and I'll say it again.....You're all mad! I'm orf to see Bill Bailey TTFN M'Lady P. |
03 Dec 01 - 02:38 PM (#602845) Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: Micca Penny , hasnt he come home yet???? |
03 Dec 01 - 05:44 PM (#602968) Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: Susanne (skw) Thanks for your suggestions, Giok and MudGuard. I'll try them out as soon as I've found a learned article in the Lancet about either. I might also try an attack of my (by now chronic) anglophilia ... Actually, I'd just need a day or two to get there. What really puts me off is still the fare (I'd like to take my car for sleeping) and the exchange rate. It costs us Continentals a fortune to go to Britain these days, let alone eat (and drink) there! Maybe I ought to overcome my fear of flying and check out Luebeck to Stansted - without the car, of course. |
03 Dec 01 - 07:24 PM (#603015) Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: brid widder Steve...you could ask Geoff the Duck to run a supplementary workshop on playing Kazoo & Banjo at the same time...he's the expert! I've got the Friday(to travel) and Monday(to recover)off work so I am definitely on for this...and quite excited (I don't get out much)I've got my kazoo ready. Susanne...develop a severe case of Dwileflokinitis...come over without the car...just bring a sleeping Bag |
03 Dec 01 - 07:28 PM (#603019) Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: Liz the Squeak The big stick is to fling the beer soaked cloth (usually pants) at the waiting blokes.... LTS |
03 Dec 01 - 07:38 PM (#603025) Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: brid widder Steve...you could ask Geoff the Duck to run a supplementary workshop on Kazoo playing & Banjo at the same time...he's the expert! I've got the Friday(to travel) and Monday(to recover)off work so I am definitely on for this...and quite excited (I don't get out much)I've got my kazoo ready.
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04 Dec 01 - 03:43 AM (#603210) Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: Steve Parkes I'm just trying to adjust to the idea of Liz flinging her beer-soaked pants at us ... |
04 Dec 01 - 04:23 AM (#603214) Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: JudeL AHHhhhh .... Clear as mud or should I say mudcat |
04 Dec 01 - 05:00 AM (#603217) Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: Tone d' F Liz flinging her beer-soaked pants at us I usually try to avoid these types of sites I found my comb but can I find the right toilet paper, modern stuff is far too soft and comfortable
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04 Dec 01 - 08:17 AM (#603264) Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: JudeL I don't think Liz meant hers |
04 Dec 01 - 10:18 AM (#603339) Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: Steve Parkes I'm not coming then! Come on, Liz--whose pants will you be flinging? Steve |
04 Dec 01 - 02:59 PM (#603536) Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: lady penelope Best not to ask, eh? Could be yours. As Bill Bailey shares a house in Hammersmith with his good lady wife and a small menagerie, why would I want him to come to my house, Micca? Mr Bailey was as brilliant as usual, managed to get himself upstaged by a member of the audience at which point I nearly wet my knickers ( possibly not how you would want them for flonking with ) . For a minute I thought Liz might have turned up, as a woman down in the stalls started to squeak in a very familiar fashion. She may have quietly chocked to death after Mr Bailey kept likening her to a chinchilla, who knows? We will now pause for the collective mental shuffling away from the scary lady...............I thank you. TTFN M'Lady P. |
04 Dec 01 - 07:19 PM (#603775) Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: Gareth Mmmmmh ! Having read the last batches of posts I wonder if a £2 Mill Public liability insurance cover will suffice ?? Gareth |
04 Dec 01 - 07:44 PM (#603797) Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: Liz the Squeak Rest assured, 'twas not I, I was otherwise occupied... and that's all I'm saying! LTS |
05 Dec 01 - 04:42 AM (#604082) Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: Ella who is Sooze Hmmm, well, I'm looking forward to a game of dwylie flonking... WHAT A NAME! I'm still positively thinking that I can make it... and hopefully fibula is rooting me out a kazoo. What I want to know is... can I expect to get ANY sleep over the weekend - and do I need to book a day off to recover. Ella |
05 Dec 01 - 05:09 AM (#604087) Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: MudGuard Ella, ANY sleep or ANY sheep ? ;-) |
05 Dec 01 - 08:29 AM (#604146) Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: Ella who is Sooze grrrrr sheep... cheeky! I've plenty of sheep living in Wales, it's sleep I need. Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa |
05 Dec 01 - 12:38 PM (#604293) Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: Mrs.Duck Was it Friday Liz?? |
05 Dec 01 - 03:08 PM (#604401) Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: Dead Horse 'Taint the public wots a liability. I'ts all them crazy folkies flonking their dwyles and doing unsavoury things to sheep & hamsters. Sleep! Did someone mention sleep? I wouldn't dare, if I was you. Why do you think I've got padlocks & an inflatable moat round the motor home? I shall be adding sound proofing too, as an anti-kazoo precaution. Fortunately, the roof is not flat, or the wife would keep me awake by dancing her Asian-apple stuff on it all night.
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05 Dec 01 - 07:02 PM (#604562) Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: Morticia You think an inflatable moat will keep us out, do you??? All right lads, who's up for skinny dipping??? |
05 Dec 01 - 07:22 PM (#604569) Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: Susanne (skw) Brid widder - interesting suggestion! However, after reading all the subsequent posts I've decided I'm not THAT desperate to join you all ... :-). Think I'll stick to my old and trusted bossallergy. |
05 Dec 01 - 07:24 PM (#604572) Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: Dead Horse Did I forget to mention the inflatable piranha? |
05 Dec 01 - 07:41 PM (#604579) Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: Liz the Squeak Been a while since I was skinny (about 36 years) but I'll try anything once.... besides, the piranha will be full up before they reach anything important! LTS |
06 Dec 01 - 04:11 AM (#604783) Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: Ella who is Sooze liz... you are a scream! funny... could it be a gathering for inflatable creatures? Or inflatable mudcatters. Perhaps for those who can't come we could do life size card board cutouts of them? E |
06 Dec 01 - 04:23 AM (#604788) Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: mooman Oh dear all this dwile flonking, flinging of wet underpants and assorted inflatable funny creatures is making me think twice about all of this..... mooman |
06 Dec 01 - 09:13 AM (#604868) Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: Maxine I've just read the thread. It sounds great...pant flinging, skinny dipping, dwile flonking! I reckon I've led a seriously sheltered life these past 34 years - time to make up for lost time - count me in! |
06 Dec 01 - 06:26 PM (#605259) Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: Susanne (skw) Re inflatable funny creatures - if I inflate any more than I've already done over this past year I'll sink the ship (or plane). Hope it's ok if I stay uninflated ... Also, I have no nappies for flinging but could offer to bring assorted cat litter instead (as well as some sheep litter for Eric)! |
06 Dec 01 - 06:43 PM (#605272) Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: lady penelope Mooman........WIMP! What's this asian-apple dancing then? I'm doing belly dancing at the mo'. I'm even getting a jingly scarf, oooh! ( God, I need to get out more!) TTFN M'Lady P. |
06 Dec 01 - 07:41 PM (#605307) Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: Dead Horse It's either Asian-Apple or Apple-Asian, forget which. Kay will no doubt remind me when she gets home. You put jingle-taps on your feet, and itching powder in your socks then away you go. I might see a way to make a couple of bob out of all this, if I was to bring my battery powered inflater & charge a quid a go. |
07 Dec 01 - 04:03 AM (#605531) Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: Liz the Squeak I've got an inflatable crocodile, will that do?? LTS |
07 Dec 01 - 04:31 AM (#605540) Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: Micca We need someone with a tad more ambition!! Like Guy Fawkes!! He tried to blow up the Houses of Parliament, and I didn't even KNOW they were inflatable.. |
07 Dec 01 - 04:35 AM (#605543) Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: mooman Oh?...I missed the skinny dipping...count me in after all!!! mooman |
07 Dec 01 - 04:52 AM (#605551) Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: mooman ...but only if I can go skinny dipping with Lady Penelope! (;>) mooman |
07 Dec 01 - 05:13 AM (#605559) Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: Gervase Oh dear - I always say "no" to skinny dipping, and then I'm usually first in. Oh gawd. This is going to end in tears! Mind you, looking at the map, I can't see a body of water big enough to take the average 'Catter round Stony Stratford... |
07 Dec 01 - 02:15 PM (#605842) Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: John MacKenzie Surely it should be curry powder not itching powder DH!! Failte....Jock |
07 Dec 01 - 03:13 PM (#605891) Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: Dead Horse Is somebody bringing a laptop? The idea of being WITH a load of 'catters & not being able to read & write about it for three whole days worries me! Besides, I'd like to get MY side of the story posted first !!! |
07 Dec 01 - 03:58 PM (#605906) Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: Morticia It's a matter of honour and long tradition that the person most sober gets to relate the horrific details first.....and that would be......erm, none of us. |
07 Dec 01 - 05:18 PM (#605942) Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: John MacKenzie I'll bring a laptop if required....Jock |
07 Dec 01 - 07:16 PM (#606021) Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: Gareth You may be assured that the back of my Fiesta contains a power punp. Plastic Sheep, Hamsters, Air Beds and Mudcatters catered too ! Gareth |
08 Dec 01 - 04:43 AM (#606252) Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: lady penelope Ah, Apple-asian dancing. I know, that's the one danced by mountaineers, quite often to Arcade music. Hmm, skinny dipping in febuary. I don't know.....well.....alright then. Just so long as it's understood, that if I start to get out of the water, I am not to be treated as if I'm trying to "beach" myself, OK? I haven't got any inflatable animals. Will a selection of hammers, clubs (as in blunt instrument) and swords do? I'll see what Parker's got stashed under the bed. TTFN M'Lady P. |
08 Dec 01 - 11:15 AM (#606304) Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: John MacKenzie Gareth; do you want me to stop off in Edinburgh on my way down, and pick up Dolly? *BG* Failte....Jock |
08 Dec 01 - 12:17 PM (#606336) Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: Gareth Come to think of it, a Moat around the car park - Do catters want me to bring my inflatable boat as well ?? Gareth |
09 Dec 01 - 06:50 AM (#606666) Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: Dead Horse Lady Penelope Please, please, don't bring swords. I shall only start a Longsword workshop. And it really pi**es me off to find that the women do it better than the men. Better to stick to inflatables. Us men are better at sticking to inflatables;-) |
09 Dec 01 - 08:02 AM (#606677) Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: lady penelope It IS> an inflatable sword! Honest! TTFN M'Lady P. |
09 Dec 01 - 10:54 AM (#606719) Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: Maxine I had visions of grown men running around with their swords in their hands....now you tell me it isn't happening. Talk about shattering illusions! All I'm left with is the vision of dwile thonking, and I'm not entirely sure about the whole aspect of that one! |
09 Dec 01 - 11:28 AM (#606728) Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: lady penelope Different kind of sword, that's all! TTFN M'Lady P. |
09 Dec 01 - 11:55 AM (#606735) Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: Maxine Ahhh, that's ok then! |
09 Dec 01 - 07:52 PM (#606930) Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: Liz the Squeak Oh bottoms..... missed out again. So should I be looking for the inflatable lollipop? LTS |
10 Dec 01 - 04:10 AM (#607046) Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: Tone d' F Just to prove men are multi tasking ther will be attempts at sword play and dwylie flonking in the same day This meet is starting to look more like care in the comunity by the hour I think after reading this thread I'll go and lie down in a dark room for a while |
10 Dec 01 - 04:26 AM (#607048) Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: GUEST,Roger the skiffler The only inflatable I've got is one of Munch's Scream which lives on my desk and I've promised that to my cubicle neighbour when I leave. RtS (10 working days and counting!) |
10 Dec 01 - 05:00 AM (#607052) Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: alanww I have an inflatable guitar, which is part of our mummers kit. Shall I bring it? (The trouble is that its a modern electric version rather than acoustic and also I don't think you can tune up it very easily! In our play it is usually used to hit me (Father Chrismas) round the head) Kind friends and companions, come join me in rhyme ... |
10 Dec 01 - 10:06 AM (#607121) Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: mooman Since hearing of my skinny dipping plans with Lady Penelope, Lady McMoo has now also expressed an interest in attending, presumably to keep her beady eye on me, although my thoughts were of course as ever beyond reproach and I would only ever have considered going with the best "in tent". (Hang on there it's indoor camping though isn't it?) mooman |
10 Dec 01 - 10:24 AM (#607129) Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: Gervase Mrs Moo can surely have no worries about chaps skinny-dipping in February, unless Lady P is bringing a powerful magnifying glass. After all, anything interesting is going to look like a walnut whip, only much smaller! |
10 Dec 01 - 11:42 AM (#607168) Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: Ella who is Sooze though I suggested inflatables, I only have my inflatable camp bed and am not willing to flail that around. Though will be charging 10p a puff to blow it up, as I find it's very often far cheaper than booze for making you dizzy... Having lost the blowy uppy thingy years ago, I have to blow it up by my own steam. Better than forty whiskys... perhaps I can be a side show... roll up roll up... see the Ella turn purple red then grey and keel over stall... Guess which colour she'll go next - or I can run a book on how many puffs... Me thinks I will have to raid my neices stock of inflatable nonseses - which includes a desert island I think... |
10 Dec 01 - 03:28 PM (#607328) Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: Dead Horse Sorry Ella, puffing your camp bed cannot replace real ale. It can't make you visit the loo every five minutes, won't make you talk gibberish, fails to make any member of the opposite sex infinitely desirable, doesn't give you a hangover, and doesn't give you amnesia. I'm sticking to the real thing, thanks. |
10 Dec 01 - 04:19 PM (#607379) Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: vectis After 2 weeks of looking I've found my kazoo. Now my weekend will be complete. The large body of water is in MK somewhere, it's called Willen Lake but it's not a patch on a pirannah and mudcat infested inflatable moat in the car park. Looks like a digital camera is a must!!!!!! |
10 Dec 01 - 06:39 PM (#607474) Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: Dead Horse Looks like I'm hoisted by my own petard! Gonna have to find the proverbial moat. Would a soggy woopee cushion suffice? |
10 Dec 01 - 06:57 PM (#607484) Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: lady penelope Watch out chaps, if we don't calm down, we'll have had all the fun before we get there! I never use magnifying glasses in uncontrolled circumstances as one stray sunbeam could cause an hirsuit disaster! Besides, I can never keep hold of the tweezers if I have cold hands!!!! TTFN M'Lady P. P.S. Gervase, you nearly put me walnut whips there. " They're not Terry's, they're mine...." |
10 Dec 01 - 07:30 PM (#607512) Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: lady penelope "P.S. Gervase, you nearly put me walnut whips there." Should read, " .....put me off walnut whips there" Ahem. TTFN M'Lady P. |
10 Dec 01 - 07:39 PM (#607519) Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: Liz the Squeak I'm intrigued now.... how does Gervase know that other blokes look like walnut whips, and is that with the nut or after it's been bitten off? LTS |
10 Dec 01 - 08:00 PM (#607527) Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: Susanne (skw) And do the walnuts have to be coated in black leather? |
11 Dec 01 - 05:28 PM (#607998) Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: lady penelope !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
TTFN M'lady P. |
11 Dec 01 - 07:43 PM (#608075) Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: Liz the Squeak Who gets to lick out the cream???? LTS |
12 Dec 01 - 09:26 AM (#608294) Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: John MacKenzie Ooh er Mrs!!!! Jock |
12 Dec 01 - 09:28 AM (#608297) Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: The_one_and_only_Dai right, I am NOT coming any more... |
12 Dec 01 - 10:44 AM (#608349) Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: Lady P. At Work WHADDYA MEAN YOU'RE NOT COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!! Right, you're all to stop frightening Dai, OK ? TTFN M'Lady P. |
12 Dec 01 - 10:58 AM (#608365) Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: The_one_and_only_Dai ... unless I can wear my rubber pants and fill them with blancmange ;-) |
12 Dec 01 - 02:02 PM (#608486) Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: Dead Horse How can The_one_and_only_Dai be concerned with trifles;-) when my moat is under attack from a bunch of naked perverts and banjo players armed with inflatable swords? I hope his rubber pants shrink in the wash! |
12 Dec 01 - 02:04 PM (#608489) Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: Lady P. At Work Ok now you can all stop frightening me! TTFN M'Lady P. |
12 Dec 01 - 02:05 PM (#608490) Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: John MacKenzie Where can I buy a job lot of those jackets with the special sleeves that tie at the back?? LMAO...Failte....Jock |
12 Dec 01 - 02:19 PM (#608510) Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: Eric the Viking you lot are bloody perverts! And you get on at me for the odd sheep or 2. Bbbbaaaaaaaaaa humbug |
12 Dec 01 - 02:32 PM (#608520) Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: Gareth Quite Eric, I think only thee and me is normal here. Gareth |
12 Dec 01 - 05:31 PM (#608604) Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: Micca and you two are the definition of Normal!!!!???? |
12 Dec 01 - 06:59 PM (#608641) Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: Liz the Squeak In any group of three people, one of them will, at some point in their life, be classified as subclinically neurotic, or, to give it it's medical terminology, stark staring bonkers. Luckily there's only two of me. LTS |
13 Dec 01 - 05:34 AM (#608862) Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: Ella who is Sooze ewwwwww.... Dai's got blac mange...... ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww I'm sure you can get cream for it anyways, heck! |
13 Dec 01 - 05:36 AM (#608864) Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: The_one_and_only_Dai did I mention the peeled cucumber, or was that on a different website? |
13 Dec 01 - 06:59 AM (#608878) Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: Steve Parkes Ella, is that black mange or blanc mange? It's important to know (althiugh either would benefit from the application of cream). Steve Not to mention the cucumber--you fool! I told you not to mention the cucumber! |
13 Dec 01 - 12:05 PM (#609044) Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: John MacKenzie Saladin?? Jock |
14 Dec 01 - 04:46 AM (#609522) Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: Ella who is Sooze black mange, but is also known as blac mange, all depending on the area you are from, is a high contagious tropical disease, only curable with vast amounts of black mange cream applied EVERYWHERE! |
14 Dec 01 - 10:31 AM (#609631) Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: Morticia That's it. I'm applying for permission to franchise the NYCFTTS and build it in Stony Stratford.....you lot all need a long rest. |
14 Dec 01 - 10:31 AM (#609632) Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: alanww Is Stony Stratford's son's partner's baby (ie Stony Stratford's grandchild) nearly due? (Is that enough apostophies in one sentence for the pendants among you?) Sons of the sea, bobbing up and down like this ... ! |
17 Dec 01 - 04:13 AM (#611418) Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: The_one_and_only_Dai Maybe, alan, but not before this: I had a call from mister Bob Adams last night, he who is in charge of the building. He has pencilled the WHOLE PLACE over to us for the weekend, with the intention that we may use the soundproof studio for music after the music license expires, and the quiet space above it for sleeping... I am going over there tomorrow evening to get an impression of the place (i've only ever been downstairs in it :-)) |
17 Dec 01 - 06:08 AM (#611438) Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: alanww Keep up the good work, Dai. Sounds as if the venue will be ideal! All we need to do now is the get there (with instruments) and hopefully something magical will happen ... Come fill up your glasses and let us be merry ... |
17 Dec 01 - 06:13 AM (#611440) Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: The_one_and_only_Dai Part four |
29 Dec 01 - 11:20 AM (#618076) Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: Dave Bryant Linda Smith and myself would like to make it to Stony Stratford if we can. Is there likely to by any space available for a small (11 foot) caravan on Fri/Sat. If not does anyone know of a nearby commercial (or CL) site - I don't really think I'll have the time to bring the boat up the Grand Union. Pity it's not the following week as we've got a gig at Foxton Locks.
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01 Feb 02 - 04:58 AM (#639889) Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: Dave Bryant McGrath, to quote from one of your other postings - ------------------------------------------------------- They wave cheerfully totally misreading your singular digital salute. I love doing that. Far more satisfying than giving back a V-sign or a finger. Only trouble is I, then I think that I've probably really annoyed that jumped up little shit, and he'll go on an kill some unfortunate road-user a few miles down the highway. ------------------------------------------------------- . . . . or give your vehicle a good kicking later. Peace and Love, Kevin, Don't upset the locals even if you are out of Essex.
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