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BS: I Wanna Get Naked

04 Dec 01 - 08:04 PM (#603816)
Subject: I Wanna Get Naked
From: GUEST

I wanna get naked
I wanna be nude
I wanna show Mudcat
That I ain't a prude

I wanna get naked
It'll sure be a blast
To open the Mudcat calender
And see my own ass


04 Dec 01 - 08:38 PM (#603835)
Subject: RE: I Wanna Get Naked
From: Amos

Well, that sure is a hoot, Wee Guesty -- but there is a faster way if that's all your after!

A


04 Dec 01 - 08:49 PM (#603842)
Subject: RE: I Wanna Get Naked
From: 53

that's a cute poem. BOB


04 Dec 01 - 08:53 PM (#603846)
Subject: RE: I Wanna Get Naked
From: catspaw49

Amos, our Guest had to work quite hard to get that into suitable English. You see his Father was a Swedish moron who talked like Elmer Fudd and his mother was Cockney so what he originally wrote was:

I vunna get neked
I vunna be-a noode-a
I vunna shoo Moodcet
Det I eeen't a proode-a

I vunna get neked
It'll soore-a be-a a blest
T' oopee de-a Moodcet celendeh
Und see-a my oovn ess

Cut him some slack.......

Spaw


04 Dec 01 - 10:03 PM (#603900)
Subject: RE: I Wanna Get Naked
From: alison

so get naked and send me a pic

slainte

alison


04 Dec 01 - 10:08 PM (#603907)
Subject: RE: I Wanna Get Naked
From: Steve Latimer

'Spaw,

I believe in fact his mother was a hampster and his father smelled of elderberries.


04 Dec 01 - 10:14 PM (#603910)
Subject: RE: I Wanna Get Naked
From: Amos

Well, was it 'is Father who was a hamster or his mother who was a cockney? Not the same thing at all. Cockneys are from South Lunnun, ya know. Hamsters are from the Hamptons.

Spaw -- you still crack me up after all these years.

A


04 Dec 01 - 10:19 PM (#603915)
Subject: RE: I Wanna Get Naked
From: WyoWoman

If it's just your own ass you want to see, you might want to visit Mudcat Mirrors, another fundraising venture. Only $10, I think and you can crane around and get an eyeful without having to wait for the calendar ...


04 Dec 01 - 10:24 PM (#603919)
Subject: RE: I Wanna Get Naked
From: DougR

No name? Probably no ass.

DougR


04 Dec 01 - 10:27 PM (#603920)
Subject: RE: I Wanna Get Naked
From: Bill D

hey, Alison..suppose you DO get a picture of an anonymous butt..*grin*...do we get to see it in the calendar?....we can superimpose targets on it and have the offical Mudcat Dartboard!....so, c'mon 'guests'..send in those self-portraits; we have creative geniuses here just waiting to do decorative 'enhancements'


04 Dec 01 - 10:42 PM (#603931)
Subject: RE: I Wanna Get Naked
From: catspaw49

Honest ta' gawd, I hope al DOES get a picture! That would be just about the height of stupidity and the ultimate irony rolled into one! Friggin' turnip won't give a name but will send a picture of his ass...............ya' gotta' love it.

Spaw


04 Dec 01 - 11:01 PM (#603946)
Subject: RE: I Wanna Get Naked
From: Bill D

'spaw...it could be HER ass...keep this in mind


04 Dec 01 - 11:04 PM (#603951)
Subject: RE: I Wanna Get Naked
From: GUEST

I wanna send in my pic
But I think it might make you sick
I'm ugly and fat
a hairy old rat
and I haven't much of a

well, duhhh...


04 Dec 01 - 11:05 PM (#603954)
Subject: RE: I Wanna Get Naked
From: catspaw49

Yeah...well, there is that.

Spaw


04 Dec 01 - 11:05 PM (#603955)
Subject: RE: I Wanna Get Naked
From: Sorcha

I beleive that is actually spelled "nekkid", no?


04 Dec 01 - 11:15 PM (#603968)
Subject: RE: I Wanna Get Naked
From: ddw

And posting anonymously looks like a pretty good indication of a lack other other parts as well.....

david


05 Dec 01 - 01:09 AM (#604038)
Subject: RE: I Wanna Get Naked
From: Bert

Spaw wotchoo got against Cockneys anyway.

And Amos, Cockneys come from the East End of London, and supposedly are born within the sound of Bow Bells (That's St Mary Le Bow in Cheapside), and they don't call it Lunnon, it's either London or The Smoke. Although more often it's a particular part, such as The City or The West End.


05 Dec 01 - 02:01 AM (#604054)
Subject: RE: I Wanna Get Naked
From: Liz the Squeak

Lunnon is what you call it if you come from Dorset. 'That there Lunnon you' as my grandfather would say.... If he knew I lived here now, he'd be horrified....

LTS


05 Dec 01 - 06:30 AM (#604112)
Subject: RE: I Wanna Get Naked
From: GUEST

Spaw - why are you always such an idiot?


05 Dec 01 - 06:31 AM (#604114)
Subject: RE: I Wanna Get Naked
From: GUEST

Spaw - the saddest part of that question is that you WILL answer it with an even dumber post. Lay off for once - not everyone thinks youre funny.


05 Dec 01 - 06:49 AM (#604117)
Subject: RE: I Wanna Get Naked
From: mooman

Amos, Bert is quite right!

And Eric the Viking and myself as true Sarf Londoners are highly insulted to be called Cockneys!

mooman


05 Dec 01 - 08:25 AM (#604143)
Subject: RE: I Wanna Get Naked
From: Midchuck

Sorcha: I beleive that is actually spelled "nekkid", no?

There's a distinction that was explained some time ago on another site.

"Naked" means you have no clothes on.

"Nekkid" means you have no clothes on, and you're up to something that some people might feel you shouldn't be.

Peter.


05 Dec 01 - 09:04 AM (#604161)
Subject: RE: I Wanna Get Naked
From: LR Mole

Well, I think that Spaw is funny. Funnier than someone telling him that he isn't,anyway. OR English geography or pictures of posteriors.But maybe it's just that I think the word "turnip" is funny. Could be that.


05 Dec 01 - 12:29 PM (#604286)
Subject: RE: I Wanna Get Naked
From: Bill D

"ahem"...and just to keep the record straight..*grin*..'spaw stole the 'turnip' moniker from ME...(It's sort of like having some famous singer recording a song YOU wrote, and having it forever associated with them)...[well, maybe not MUCH like that...but]....


05 Dec 01 - 06:11 PM (#604526)
Subject: RE: I Wanna Get Naked
From: GUEST

LR Mole - where exactly did you think I was going for a laugh by telling him he wasn't funny? By the way - Spaw isn't funny. Spaw I know youre reading this too - YOU AREN'T FUNNY.


05 Dec 01 - 06:19 PM (#604531)
Subject: RE: I Wanna Get Naked
From: Bert

OH YES HE IS!!!


05 Dec 01 - 06:21 PM (#604532)
Subject: RE: I Wanna Get Naked
From: Amos

Spaw --

Don't listen to him. YOU ARE TOO FUNNY!!

A


05 Dec 01 - 06:27 PM (#604534)
Subject: RE: I Wanna Get Naked
From: gnu

GUEST... I know this won't set with you, but the fact of the matter is that your posts do not offer anything. They don't make us laugh or think or... anything. Gee, if you have nothing to offer, perhaps you should think of an alternative form of entertainment for yourself.... like FUCK OFF and quit wasting my time asshole.


05 Dec 01 - 06:29 PM (#604539)
Subject: RE: I Wanna Get Naked
From: gnu

I know... I know... I'm suppose to ignore asshole flamers. OK, I'll start now.


05 Dec 01 - 06:32 PM (#604540)
Subject: RE: I Wanna Get Naked
From: Bert

Gnu, if you want to get a laugh out of GUEST, just picture him, all alone at his computer, all serious, thinking that he is important and not knowing that we're all laughing at him. What a pathetic sod. He'd make a good character for a soap opera.


05 Dec 01 - 06:53 PM (#604555)
Subject: RE: I Wanna Get Naked
From: Deda

Dear Guest,

You started a thread some people have participated in, so you're not being ignored. You're as welcome to be here and post any silly thing you want as anybody. But when you attack 'Spaw, as you may have noticed, you get no mileage; as far as I can tell, nobody agrees with you. He's a local favorite. It's like going to New York and complaining about what a bunch of jerks the Firemen and policemen are. It just ain't gonna wash. Spaw isn't quite a life-saving, self-sacrificing war hero, but you are not going to get any chorus of agreement about him being bad, or even "not funny". He's been here for a long time and he has made a lot of friends. You'd be better advised to go back and read a bunch of old threads and see how he did it.

From a relative newcomer. I know we're all supposed to ignore flames and I will. Starting immediately.


05 Dec 01 - 07:23 PM (#604571)
Subject: RE: I Wanna Get Naked
From: SINSULL

Deda: "Spaw isn't quite a life-saving, self-sacrificing war hero..."

In my book, he is. When most ran to Canada or boarded ships to Viet Nam, Mr. Patterson stood by his ideals and paid a terrible price for doing so. I wonder how many lives he saved by refusing to participate in the non-war. At that time in my life, I would not have had the courage to follow suit. Fortunately for me, they didn't draft women.


05 Dec 01 - 10:49 PM (#604693)
Subject: RE: I Wanna Get Naked
From: GUEST

I built a long bridge in my waking dream
Every night for a year, one small stick at a time.
And when it was done slowly I walked across
Thinking of all I was leaving behind.

From the other side I glanced back just once
And thought of my wife, my job and my child.
But the hills were azure and my eyes were aglow
And the now distant past seemed nothing but strife.

I walked in my dream until time lost its charm
And I knew I had shed all my ego and ken.
I walked in my mind until death stopped my gait
And I found I was back where I'd started, again.

--- Line breaks <br> added ---
---Jeff (PA)---


05 Dec 01 - 10:51 PM (#604694)
Subject: RE: I Wanna Get Naked
From: GUEST

Damn. Mudcat screwed up the line breaks. Get Max to add a #cfreplace(message,chr(13),"<BR>","ALL")# to thread.cfm. Guest will thank you.

--- That wouldn't work, but we have something that does work in the upgrade. ---
---Jeff (PA)---


05 Dec 01 - 10:56 PM (#604699)
Subject: RE: I Wanna Get Naked
From: GUEST

Bert, Gnu and all you other idiots who think Im all serious at my comp and stuff - Spaw isnt funny. I also did NOT start this post - that was some other guest. If any of you were smart enough youd get max and Joe to get rid of the "Guest" ability and make all register. After all, it cuts down on flames. By the way, Spaw isnt funny no matter what you shithead asshole computer nerds think. Spaw I know youre reading this too - you still aren't funny.
Well, we still think we want to keep things open, to allow people to post without registering. We don't want Mudcat to be a private club. We like to keep the doors open for those who are looking for music information. Even though we do not require people to give their names, we would like them to do that. Although it is possible for you to post anonymously here, it is considered to be bad manners.
-Joe Offer-


05 Dec 01 - 11:08 PM (#604709)
Subject: RE: I Wanna Get Naked
From: Sorcha

Just why are we supposed to believe that, gutless guest? I can sort of understand not joining, but since you won't take a consistent posting name which will identify you and provide some continuity to your personality/persona, you are a coward hiding behind a Guest posting. Therefore, all un named guests are the same guest, and you all get blamed for each other's crap. Only fair. Nobody but Sorcha gets blamed for Sorcha's crap, right?

If I won't say it under my own name, I don't say it. That is true in real life as well as on Mudcat. Many, many times I just bite my tongue and go into IgnoreMode. Maybe you should too.


05 Dec 01 - 11:51 PM (#604728)
Subject: RE: I Wanna Get Naked
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

Hamsters are from Syria, they first came to UK in 1933.john


06 Dec 01 - 12:35 AM (#604750)
Subject: RE: I Wanna Get Naked
From: GUEST

Sorcha - youre so awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gutless Guest


06 Dec 01 - 02:39 AM (#604768)
Subject: RE: I Wanna Get Naked
From: Bert

Despite the protest there is only ONE 'GUEST'.


06 Dec 01 - 03:49 AM (#604781)
Subject: RE: I Wanna Get Naked
From: GUEST,BigDaddy

Let the word go forth, Guest has been identified as a lowdown evildoer, and we have him on the run. The net is tightening. Not only will Guest pay the price but so will any who harbor, aid or abet him in any way. The world will see that no Guest is safe, so long as the mudflag waves.


06 Dec 01 - 06:59 AM (#604821)
Subject: RE: I Wanna Get Naked
From: GUEST

Bert and Big daddy - You guys are really pathetic with posts like that. Bert - you've ALWAYS been pathetic. Glad to see you're keeping THAT string going.

love, Ernie


06 Dec 01 - 01:56 PM (#605066)
Subject: RE: I Wanna Get Naked
From: GUEST

Jeff(PA):

I'm pretty sure my solution would work if put in the proper spot (i.e., inside the cfloop that outputs all the messages). I use this technique in all the forums I've written since leaving the Mudcat behind. But whatever. I'm sure the code has changed since I worked on it years ago.

Guest


06 Dec 01 - 02:23 PM (#605091)
Subject: RE: I Wanna Get Naked
From: Bert

Uh Oh! 'pathetic' we've taught him a new word. Shouldna done that.


06 Dec 01 - 03:19 PM (#605112)
Subject: RE: I Wanna Get Naked
From: kendall

Hey spaw, how did you like that PM from God? You gonna behave now?


06 Dec 01 - 03:26 PM (#605115)
Subject: RE: I Wanna Get Naked
From: catspaw49

Hey Kendall....I'm sorry I missed the call! I couldn't figure out which was you and which was "god" exactly....y'all oughta' use some paragraphs or something......But in answer to your question.....NO. You had it right when you said I'm not screwed together right so what would lead you to believe I'd change?

But I did enjoy seeing that god indeed does have a little sense of humor at least.....providing I have the "speaker" right in the SINGLE paragraph. I do have several of god's albums but mainly with the Holy Trinity instead of a solo act.

Spaw


06 Dec 01 - 07:39 PM (#605305)
Subject: RE: I Wanna Get Naked
From: GUEST

Bert- Shouldna isn't a word, and aren't you supposed to be so above all this? Still answering flamers. You guys will never learn - and thats the BEST part about this whole place. You make your injokes to one another about us flamers, yet we ALWAYS have your attention and ALWAYS will. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Funny thing is no matter what snide comments you make to one another - the rest of us flamers are laughing at YOU and that's EXACTLY what we want. You don't bother me with your smugness - you just can't resist us! See ya round.

Love, Ernie


06 Dec 01 - 11:22 PM (#605446)
Subject: RE: I Wanna Get Naked
From: GUEST

I'm sorry guys. I'm an asshole and nothing but shit ever comes out of me.

A. H. (aka Ernie etc)


06 Dec 01 - 11:31 PM (#605454)
Subject: RE: I Wanna Get Naked
From: Bert

Shouldna isn't a word? - See I told you that you take yourself too seriously.


07 Dec 01 - 04:51 AM (#605549)
Subject: RE: I Wanna Get Naked
From: Ralphie

Oh...I'm very dissapointed now
Our revered guest is named "Ernie"....Poor fellow
Surely if his name was "Clint" or "Butch".....
....But "Ernie?"
Oh Well.. Ralphie


07 Dec 01 - 05:07 AM (#605553)
Subject: RE: I Wanna Get Naked
From: Devilmaster

Oh Jesus,

Bert and Ernie are at each other's throat.....

Kinda makes me think Sesame Street went on just a little too long! :)

*ducking for cover*
Steve


07 Dec 01 - 05:09 AM (#605555)
Subject: RE: I Wanna Get Naked
From: Devilmaster

Oh, and BTW,

Put up or shut up. Be a real man (or woman) and put your name up in lights.

Perhaps Joe or Max should get rid of the Guest bit.

Might stop some morons from posting.

Steve


07 Dec 01 - 05:17 AM (#605561)
Subject: RE: I Wanna Get Naked
From: gnu

But not all.


07 Dec 01 - 05:21 AM (#605564)
Subject: RE: I Wanna Get Naked
From: Devilmaster

It'll never stop them all buddy.

But a few might think twice, and the rest, we get to know what the name to ignore is.

Sounds like there's no downside here.


07 Dec 01 - 07:13 AM (#605590)
Subject: RE: I Wanna Get Naked
From: GUEST

Bert - there you go again - you just can't resist me.

Devilmaster - put my name up in lights? Uhhhhh yeah - and what the hell is Devilmaster again?

Ralphie - you make fun of my name but coming from someone named RALPHIE it doesn't mean too much.

Bert - love ya lots. Can't wait for the next round of wisdom cuz ya just can't resist me! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha That's right I take myself too seriously - that's why you keep posting to me - to lighten me up I'm sure hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


07 Dec 01 - 12:37 PM (#605782)
Subject: RE: I Wanna Get Naked
From: annamill

For Bert - "Gnu, if you want to get a laugh out of GUEST, just picture him, all alone at his computer, all serious, thinking that he is important and not knowing that we're all laughing at him."

..and he's naked!! Yuck! (pathetic it is)

Can't wait for an answer, because he cannot ignore ME, HAHAHAHAHAH! Though he will now, huh. Oh well. My point is made.

Yaknow, this is fun.

L.A.


07 Dec 01 - 12:42 PM (#605786)
Subject: RE: I Wanna Get Naked
From: Bert

Yuck is the word Anna. We tried ignoring him but he didn't go away, so we might as well get a little chuckle now and then.


07 Dec 01 - 02:25 PM (#605848)
Subject: RE: I Wanna Get Naked
From: GUEST

:(


07 Dec 01 - 02:43 PM (#605859)
Subject: RE: I Wanna Get Naked
From: annamill

Sorry GUEST. Sometimes I have a mean streak...


10 Dec 01 - 11:37 PM (#607660)
Subject: RE: I Wanna Get Naked
From: GUEST

You guys weren't really gonna let this thread die were you? awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
The Mudcat Café TM

Thread #41760   Message #608040
Posted By: GUEST
11-Dec-01
Thread Name: BS: I Wanna Get Naked
Subject: RE: BS: I Wanna Get Naked

Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrright back to the top with this one!


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-Joe Offer-