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BS: Poland joins coalition,Thank God

07 Dec 01 - 07:28 PM (#606028)
Subject: Poland joins coalition,Thank God
From: tremodt

Important Breaking News:

POLAND JOINS THE COALITION - GOD BLESS THEM.

Polish Marines stormed Bloomingdales Department Store in NY yesterday after its intelligence agency reported that Bed Linen was on the Fourth Floor. No one was hurt.


07 Dec 01 - 07:53 PM (#606047)
Subject: RE: BS: Poland joins coalition,Thank God
From: GUEST

When I heard this 'joke' on mudcat, it was about the Irish.

A couple of angry exchanges ensued...

Interesting to see if anyone here cares about the Polish being insulted


07 Dec 01 - 07:55 PM (#606052)
Subject: RE: BS: Poland joins coalition,Thank God
From: GUEST

Erratum; "When I first"

Apologies


07 Dec 01 - 08:22 PM (#606074)
Subject: RE: BS: Poland joins coalition,Thank God
From: GUEST,somebody else

Well, Ro1sin wasnt going to make it about the IRISH!


07 Dec 01 - 08:25 PM (#606080)
Subject: RE: BS: Poland joins coalition,Thank God
From: GUEST

why not?

never mind, dim wit American


07 Dec 01 - 08:36 PM (#606099)
Subject: RE: BS: Poland joins coalition,Thank God
From: 53

michael stivic would'nt like that jokem but archie would love it. BOB


08 Dec 01 - 03:30 AM (#606239)
Subject: RE: BS: Poland joins coalition,Thank God
From: GUEST,Boab

The British tried Monte Cassino; the Americans tried Monte Cassino;the Canadians tried Monte Cassino;guess who finally fought their way up there and took possession......?


08 Dec 01 - 07:21 AM (#606269)
Subject: RE: BS: Poland joins coalition,Thank God
From: paddymac

This is what I call a "scape-goat" joke. Just fill-in-the-blank with whatever kind of people you're down on at the moment. Personally, I think they're pretty unintelligent and don't speak very highly of the teller either.


08 Dec 01 - 09:04 AM (#606282)
Subject: RE: BS: Poland joins coalition,Thank God
From: GUEST

The Polish are a brave and intelligent people... They would laugh a this joke just as much as the Irish would. Lighten up and enjoy a joke not intended to harm anyone.


08 Dec 01 - 10:46 AM (#606294)
Subject: RE: BS: Poland joins coalition,Thank God
From: tremodt

I have no problem telling of telling Irish jokes because I am Irish

and it is commonly known that Ireland is a country 300 miles long and 150 miles thick

slan go foil


08 Dec 01 - 04:06 PM (#606409)
Subject: RE: BS: Poland joins coalition,Thank God
From: Lonesome EJ

This joke is in such bad taste, I'm only telling it to close friends and family.


08 Dec 01 - 04:47 PM (#606430)
Subject: RE: BS: Poland joins coalition,Thank God
From: Roughyed

And I heard it as a dyslexic SAS man.


08 Dec 01 - 04:55 PM (#606435)
Subject: RE: BS: Poland joins coalition,Thank God
From: Roughyed

My friend had a better joke. He says that he was travelling home with a Pakistani he worked with and was saying that the war was getting quite bad and did he think he (a Muslim) would get dragged into it. He said no, not unless it got near his family's village. "Where's that?" asked my friend. "Ramsbottom" came the answer.

(For those across the pond, Ramsbottom is a small town in Lancashire which people for some reason find amusing.)