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13 Dec 01 - 03:26 PM (#609165) Subject: CAPTION COMPETITION From: Gareth CLICK HERE and read on whilst its loading. Now many of you will have seen the various threads over the past months on the subject of Public Entertainment Licences in the UK so abley sponsored by Roger Gall known to Catters as "The Shambles". This star of Radio and T.V. has made it big into the "Western Daily Press" a regional paper covering the West of England, from Bristol to Cornwall. As you can or will see (load Damn You, Load !)This was a rather nice colour picture of Roger in the Cove Inn, with the Landlord. Roger made the mistake of suggesting that this could be the subject of a Caption Competition (and come to think of it a Song Challenge) Rather than bury this in a thread on PEL I have taken the liberty of starting a thread for this. Come on - lets have your captions !! Gareth
PS Those who want to see the original PEL Threads CLICK HERE |
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13 Dec 01 - 03:29 PM (#609168) Subject: RE: BS: CAPTION COMPETITION From: Steve in Idaho What? Me worry?? |
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13 Dec 01 - 03:29 PM (#609169) Subject: RE: BS: CAPTION COMPETITION From: Gareth Continud from above as OE changes the frame as the Picture Loads Now many of you will have seen the various threads over the past months on the subject of Public Entertainment Licences in the UK so abley sponsored by Roger Gall known to Catters as "The Shambles". This star of Radio and T.V. has made it big into the "Western Daily Press" a regional paper covering the West of England, from Bristol to Cornwall. As you can or will see (load Damn You, Load !)This was a rather nice colour picture of Roger in the Cove Inn, with the Landlord. Roger made the mistake of suggesting that this could be the subject of a Caption Competition (and come to think of it a Song Challenge) Rather than bury this in a thread on PEL I have taken the liberty of starting a thread for this. Come on - lets have your captions !! Gareth
PS Those who want to see the original PEL Threads CLICK HERE |
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13 Dec 01 - 03:58 PM (#609187) Subject: RE: BS: CAPTION COMPETITION From: Jeri I suppose my caption would be "I'm the only one playing - now bugger off!" (Nice "banjo" Roger!) |
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13 Dec 01 - 04:03 PM (#609191) Subject: RE: BS: CAPTION COMPETITION From: catspaw49 Cute Jeri! Whatever the caption, it's great pic of the "Crusading 'Catter".......One of the greatest things about cable modems, picture was loaded and up in 2 seconds! Thanks Gareth......and Roger, are you putting on weight?(:<)) Spaw |
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13 Dec 01 - 04:04 PM (#609192) Subject: RE: BS: CAPTION COMPETITION From: Crane Driver "Bernie the Barman prepares to operate the trapdoor ...." |
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13 Dec 01 - 04:06 PM (#609194) Subject: RE: BS: CAPTION COMPETITION From: Micca " Actually, its a Tipple , and this is a barred F chord"or " we call it a Kim Howell, because it does nothing and is not funny" |
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13 Dec 01 - 04:17 PM (#609203) Subject: RE: BS: CAPTION COMPETITION From: Clinton Hammond Most of the grainy people in this pub tended to look the other way, or pretended to enjoy that guy with his over sized mandolin, whenever Alfonse (pictured background, 2nd from the right) did his "Cat bathing" interpretive dance... "We let him in cause he eats all the stuff that falls on the floor", the barman told us for a fiver, "food or not." The musician was unavailable for comment. Sources close to him (like "Little Boy Blue" aka, "Dark rum, one ice cube") say he's out looking for hair treatment products... "It can't be easy", confided one of the barmaids later in my hotel room, "to work so hard to learn such a goofy instrument, only to be up staged by some wackos party piece. If only all entertainment was as easy as just going off yer meds." Never tire of the road eh? ;-) |
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13 Dec 01 - 06:13 PM (#609284) Subject: RE: BS: CAPTION COMPETITION From: Liz the Squeak (From barman behind to punters leaning over bar....) "See, when he starts playing that there banjo, I pulls this here fake pump, that operates the trapdoor under his stool, crash bang wallop, down he goes, we gets a nice quiet bar and you can see the telly again!" LTS |
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13 Dec 01 - 06:20 PM (#609288) Subject: RE: BS: CAPTION COMPETITION From: SINSULL Leez my curly what?????? |
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13 Dec 01 - 06:25 PM (#609290) Subject: RE: BS: CAPTION COMPETITION From: catspaw49 Can't let it go can you Sins? I like the trapdoor lines! Spaw |
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13 Dec 01 - 07:09 PM (#609316) Subject: RE: BS: CAPTION COMPETITION From: Gareth Fake hand pumps ???? Please do not tar "The Cove" with the Watneys Label !!! Gareth |
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13 Dec 01 - 07:58 PM (#609351) Subject: RE: BS: CAPTION COMPETITION From: Mark Cohen 1. "The guy on eBay said it was a Seagull guitar." 2. "Are you the bloke what put the Viagra in my mandolin case?" 3. "No, I didn't say bazooka." 4. "We don't do parodies in this pub, mate." 5. Friendly English folk musicians, always on the spot with a smile and a song. Aloha, Mark |
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13 Dec 01 - 08:03 PM (#609353) Subject: RE: BS: CAPTION COMPETITION From: MMario HAng on tight - he's about to play! |
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13 Dec 01 - 08:52 PM (#609386) Subject: RE: BS: CAPTION COMPETITION From: Amos "I'm teddibly sorry, but I've never heard of "Danny Boy"". A |
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13 Dec 01 - 10:43 PM (#609434) Subject: RE: BS: CAPTION COMPETITION From: Bert "With his little ukulele in his hand" |
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13 Dec 01 - 11:43 PM (#609456) Subject: RE: BS: CAPTION COMPETITION From: heric That's entertainment (?) |
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14 Dec 01 - 07:42 AM (#609557) Subject: RE: BS: CAPTION COMPETITION From: DonMeixner "Thats right Ma'am, and I am going to take this up with the magistrate, but first I'm going to sing you all this little song. "See the tree, how big its grown........." |
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14 Dec 01 - 08:05 AM (#609568) Subject: RE: BS: CAPTION COMPETITION From: GUEST,Roger the skifflers "Do you know Thallassa by Manolis?" RtS (OR "Which one's Zorba?" -recycled "which one's Morris" joke) |
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14 Dec 01 - 08:06 AM (#609569) Subject: RE: BS: CAPTION COMPETITION From: Raptor Bazooki Joe! Raptor |
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14 Dec 01 - 08:58 AM (#609590) Subject: RE: BS: CAPTION COMPETITION From: Julie B "...Hello Officer. No, I'm afraid you're mistaken. It wasn't us singing "The Wild Rover"; we were merely miming to the 1000 watt jukebox (with active subwoofers). All perfectly legal!" |
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14 Dec 01 - 09:09 AM (#609594) Subject: RE: BS: CAPTION COMPETITION From: Snuffy Taliban unveils secret weapon |
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14 Dec 01 - 03:28 PM (#609874) Subject: RE: BS: CAPTION COMPETITION From: Gareth Bin Laden is alive and well and hiding in Dorset. |
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14 Dec 01 - 03:41 PM (#609882) Subject: RE: BS: CAPTION COMPETITION From: Lonesome EJ When Clive Dunwiddy produced his balalaika and encouraged the bar patrons to join in on the chorus of The Volga Boatmen, the response was most often luke-warm. |
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14 Dec 01 - 05:41 PM (#609968) Subject: RE: BS: CAPTION COMPETITION From: The Shambles *Smiles*
Keep them coming. I will be handing the judging over to Dr Kim Howells our Minister of Culture (who had just rushed out of shot). Just a word of warning from those pictured (and insulted) - "We know where to find you". |
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14 Dec 01 - 06:04 PM (#609986) Subject: RE: BS: CAPTION COMPETITION From: Geoff the Duck Honest, Officer - It may be public, but there are thirty people in this pub who will swear that they weren't entertained at all......... |
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14 Dec 01 - 06:28 PM (#610012) Subject: RE: BS: CAPTION COMPETITION From: Gareth There is no truth in the suggestion that Roger (The Shambles) has put a price on the most compromising picture of yours truley at Llanstock or Stoney Stratford. Gareth (now wearing a bag on his head) |
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15 Dec 01 - 03:19 AM (#610258) Subject: CAPTIONS?? From: Clinton Hammond "We know where to find you". Bring it on, punk! LOL!!! ;-) |
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15 Dec 01 - 09:11 AM (#610335) Subject: RE: BS: CAPTION COMPETITION From: The Shambles For their own 'enjoyment'? |
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15 Dec 01 - 11:23 AM (#610400) Subject: RE: BS: CAPTION COMPETITION From: Gareth "And if the Special Air service and the Rangers can't force a surrender, we'll send in the Banjo's |
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15 Dec 01 - 03:27 PM (#610546) Subject: RE: BS: CAPTION COMPETITION From: Gareth Please note this comp will close at midnight for adjudication. Gareth |
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15 Dec 01 - 03:29 PM (#610547) Subject: RE: BS: CAPTION COMPETITION From: The Shambles What is it with all these Taliban references? After all this is the Cove, not the Cave........... See Help music in my country and hopefully you may understand what this has been all about (or maybe not). |
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16 Dec 01 - 05:58 AM (#610893) Subject: RE: BS: CAPTION COMPETITION From: The Shambles See also Compromising photos (of Gareth) sought |
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16 Dec 01 - 09:28 AM (#610933) Subject: RE: BS: CAPTION COMPETITION From: John MacKenzie No I'm not bitter |
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16 Dec 01 - 09:36 AM (#610939) Subject: RE: BS: CAPTION COMPETITION From: The Shambles How about tune and song titles? 'Banish Misfortune'. |
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16 Dec 01 - 10:35 AM (#610966) Subject: RE: BS: CAPTION COMPETITION From: Gareth Competition avaiable for Voting for your favourite caption CLICK HERE Voting Closes FRIDAY night. GARETH
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17 Dec 01 - 07:01 PM (#611966) Subject: RE: BS: CAPTION COMPETITION From: Liz the Squeak Or was I too late, you didn't say which Friday..... LTS |
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18 Dec 01 - 03:07 PM (#612486) Subject: RE: BS: CAPTION COMPETITION From: The Shambles (Caption suggestion) Anxiously awaiting the result of the caption competition. |
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12 Jun 02 - 04:54 AM (#728151) Subject: RE: BS: CAPTION COMPETITION From: Mr Happy is it a gun in the landlord's hand? |
