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07 Mar 02 - 11:22 AM (#664210) Subject: Awkward rhymes From: Murray MacLeod Spilling over from the "Blue Ribbon" thread here. Most people have, I am sure, heard rhymes in a song that made them wince. This could either be because of the rhyme itself (trying to rhyme "skeleton" with "Wellington" for example), or because the songsmith has either contorted the words or desperately searched the Thesaurus in order to obtain a suitable rhyme. An example of the second type is in Alastair Hulett's song "Destitution Road", (and I would add that Alastair Hulett is normally one of the best crafters of songs on the planet.) I am quoting from memory here, I haven't heard the song in four years, so may not be word-perfect.
"It's no use getting frantic The line "It's no use getting frantic" just makes me groan ..... Any other examples of rhymes that make you cringe ? Murray
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07 Mar 02 - 11:25 AM (#664214) Subject: RE: Awkward rhymes From: greg stephens I'll have to think about some bad ones, but i think little green apples and indianopolis is superb. |
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07 Mar 02 - 11:29 AM (#664218) Subject: RE: Awkward rhymes From: Wolfgang Alma (T. Lehrer) is full of awkward rhymes. 'Gustav' with 'must have' is hard to surpass. Wolfgang |
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07 Mar 02 - 11:32 AM (#664222) Subject: RE: Awkward rhymes From: MMario Tom Lehrer's stuff is filled with forced rhymes - usually very cleverly done - and sometimes punny to boot. |
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07 Mar 02 - 11:34 AM (#664226) Subject: RE: Awkward rhymes From: Murray MacLeod Mmm I am not sure that "ALma" qualifies as "cringe-making" Wolfgang. When the rhymes are obviously constructed for comic effect, that is a different matter. I was looking more for exmples of Homer nodding .... Murray |
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07 Mar 02 - 12:51 PM (#664292) Subject: RE: Awkward rhymes From: greg stephens That Shakespeare chap never seems to be able to get anything much to rhyme at all. |
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07 Mar 02 - 01:26 PM (#664320) Subject: RE: Awkward rhymes From: McGrath of Harlow Sometimes in a desperate attempt to get a rhyme, versifiers use a peculiar and distorted way. That I suppose is what Murray is complaining about in that example he gives - though in this instance I can't see much wrong with "No use getting frantic". It's a common enough expression.
When a forced rhyme is used for comic effect, like Tom Lehrer or WS Gilbert, that is a very respectable use of language, and the more forced the more engaging.
The practice of using pararhymes rather than accurate rhymes in a serious spmg or poem is a different matter, and I don't think there's anything wrong at all with that, in principle. Like anything, it can be done badly.
It's very common in Irish songs which have been Englished. And in a more literary context, given that Yeats went in for it very frequently, I don't think it stands in need of defending. |
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07 Mar 02 - 02:16 PM (#664352) Subject: RE: Awkward rhymes From: Dave the Gnome My lines in the pace egg play read -
...but from St George I received this bloody wound Looks OK but just don't rhyme! I love the Leo Sayers song though -
There was ham and there was turkey, there was caviar If you have never heard how he does it dig it out:-) Cheers DtG |
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07 Mar 02 - 02:35 PM (#664376) Subject: RE: Awkward rhymes From: Murray MacLeod Kevin, I agree with your point about pararhymes, and to be honest, I don't think it is possible to analyse why a certain rhyme is OK and another makes you go "Ouch". It's a bit like folk music, nobody can define it but you know it when you hear it. In my example of "Destitution Road" , which is an otherwise powerful song about the Highland Clearances, I find the line trite, not to say bathetic, and I just know that the only reason it's there is to furnish a rhyme with Atlantic. There aren't really many rhymes to Atlantic, when you think of it. "Antic", "frantic" and "Tantric" (at a pinch) just about exhaust the possibilities. Murray |
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07 Mar 02 - 02:47 PM (#664385) Subject: RE: Awkward rhymes From: Clinton Hammond Ummm... kinda on topic.. but more an awkward line, that could have rhymed... Stephen Fearing has a great song called "The Life..." As in "ain't it just the..." About playing sometimes lousy gigs, and how being a touring musician can sometimes suck rocks, but how there are things that keep ya coming back and back and back... It's one of my ALL TIME favourite Stephen Fearing songs too... In this song there's the verse...
"So you pick up your guitar
Now, Stephen is a consummate word smith and ya just know he labours over getting every word just right with his Thesaurus and his Rhyming Dictionary... But last time I chanced to sit with him over a pint after his show I asked him, interested in a little insight into his songwriting head, "Why not 'Unwind the miles of silence from your FINGERTIPS' eh"? He kinda looked at me blankly for a beat and a half, raised half an eyebrow and said, "Ya know, I never thought of that." So much for meeting yer heroes eh... LOL!!!! |
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07 Mar 02 - 02:56 PM (#664398) Subject: RE: Awkward rhymes From: MMario It's no use getting heartsick might have been a better choice |
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07 Mar 02 - 02:58 PM (#664403) Subject: RE: Awkward rhymes From: Spartacus This is actually one of my favorites, and I know Bob stole it from Woody, but... Aint no use in leavin on your light babe, the light i never knowed Aint no use in leavin on your light babe, I'm on the dark side of the road from "Dont think twice it's alright" -Spartacus
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07 Mar 02 - 02:59 PM (#664405) Subject: RE: Awkward rhymes From: fat B****rd "Said that love was too plebian, said that you were through with me an'" !! |
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07 Mar 02 - 03:24 PM (#664433) Subject: RE: Awkward rhymes From: Murray MacLeod Fat Bast*rd, come on, please give sources ... Murray |
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07 Mar 02 - 03:43 PM (#664454) Subject: RE: Awkward rhymes From: Mr Red greg stephens Uncle Bill was writing for Burbage (and with him too) who was from the west country, Shakespear himself would have had a similar accent (don't even think Brum, it didn't exist then). I can't explain much of the rhyme choice but one I do remeber from just such a radio discussion was "wound" (bleeding not winding) & "found" - found would have been nearer "foond" in what is reckoned to be Elizabethan mumerzet dielect. Perfect rhyme? I think so. I got this regularly when I used the Stillman rhyming dictionary - American rhymes!!!. Two nations separated by common rhymes? Scottish is just as confusing. But as Benny Green used to say - "Words are rubbish, until they marry the music", if ithe rhyme is crap in context, as sung by the songwriter then it is a crap rhyme (or funny). |
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07 Mar 02 - 03:45 PM (#664457) Subject: RE: Awkward rhymes From: Mr Red call me a pedant but the SOED CD ROM gives backward for awkward I'll get my coat...... |
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07 Mar 02 - 03:52 PM (#664467) Subject: RE: Awkward rhymes From: Genie What Murray said.
Flanders and Swann were masters at this--most notably in "The Hippopotamus Song," e.g. In the popular vein, Cole Porter was a grand master of these embedded rhymes and closely matched meter -- usually not seeming forced and sometimes seeming whimsical. Homer and Jethro, on the other hand, often had rhymes so ridiculously forced that I groaned. (Maybe that was part of their charm.) Re other problems with ineloquent rhymes, there's Neil Diamond's "...Songs she sang to me, songs she brang to me ..."! And how about Sting's rhyming "apprentice" with "Charybdis" ("Wrapped Around Your Finger")? Also, sometimes a REAL rhyme is both so obvious and so OVERUSED that I think if one more songwriter uses it, I'll scream! "Waiting" closely followed by "anticipating" is high on my list. Genie
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07 Mar 02 - 04:09 PM (#664490) Subject: RE: Awkward rhymes From: DMcG From the carol "The Truth sent from Above"
So we were raised to endless woes
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07 Mar 02 - 04:50 PM (#664528) Subject: RE: Awkward rhymes From: GUEST,Bill Kennedy Fat B****ard was referring to the famous Crimea River, don't you know your geography? |
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07 Mar 02 - 05:08 PM (#664545) Subject: RE: Awkward rhymes From: Little Hawk Sorry, can't recall the author, but it's a woman...and the lines are:
"Living your life as a warrior "Warrior" is, of course, pronounced "war-ya" in this case. If that isn't dreadful rhyming, I don't know what is! I got this song locked in my head one sleepless night, and it was like having a really bad toothache. Dylan rhymed Angelina with subpoena in the song "Angelina"...it has a lot of verses, and he was running out of words ending in "ina" by late in the song. Despite this, it remains a fascinating lyric. - LH |
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07 Mar 02 - 06:04 PM (#664606) Subject: RE: Awkward rhymes From: Joe_F There is an IWW song in which "wages" is rhymed (appositely) with "outrageous". IMO the worst rhyme in a song -- possibly in all of English prosody -- is There is a tree in paradise, And the pilgrims call it the tree of life. The last vowel is spread over 8 beats, during which the naive listener can wonder whether the word is going to be "lies" or, perhaps, "lice". Nevertheless, I like the song. |
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07 Mar 02 - 06:17 PM (#664615) Subject: RE: Awkward rhymes From: Little Hawk Yes, but in that case the effective meaning in the lyric is far more important than producing a perfect rhyme, so I don't think it qualifies under "awkward rhymes"... But that's just another opinion. - LH |
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07 Mar 02 - 06:30 PM (#664630) Subject: RE: Awkward rhymes From: Mr Red It is all about context - I have seen whole lines that just don't sit right - most of em in my songs but I find there comes a time when you don't have the energy to do anything about it. the phrase "Polishing a terd" sums it up. BTW FWIW call me an antique pedantic but rhymes for frantic are numerous enough to bore you, but without being sycophantic - what about romantic? |
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07 Mar 02 - 06:46 PM (#664639) Subject: RE: Awkward rhymes From: Cllr Has any one got a rhyme for orange or silver?Cllr |
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07 Mar 02 - 06:54 PM (#664644) Subject: RE: Awkward rhymes From: Snuffy Last night I looked into my mirror As usual I told myself that you're still here As usual I think this may be a true rhyme in parts of the States, but it sure as hell aint here in England, where it's much more likely to be a mirrow than a meer. WassaiL!" V |
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07 Mar 02 - 07:01 PM (#664649) Subject: RE: Awkward rhymes From: McGrath of Harlow Quite often in my own songs I'll intentionally avoid a perfect rhyme and use a part rhyme instead - because it says what I want said better, but also because I prefer the slight discordance involved.
For example in one song I've a line (about some former resistance fighters becoming politicians who do well out of the new regime)where the perfect rhyme would have been :
"For some it ended in a life so splendid"
But instead I chose to have it as
"For some it ended in a life resplendent"
which I think sounds better, as well as maybe giving more of a picture.
Again, quoting myself, one of the cheekiest rhymes I've used is at the end of the second and fourth lines of this verse. I think it just about works, by which I mean it doesn't sound as though I've has to wrench what I'm saying around in order to get it:
There are hard days and good days.
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07 Mar 02 - 07:07 PM (#664653) Subject: RE: Awkward rhymes From: Callie And then there's "gigantic" & "Icelandic"!! "It's no use speaking Icelandic It's time to sling your load Across the wild Atlantic On the Destitution Road" I made up the word "triosk" to rhyme with "kiosk". I don't exactly remember the context - I think a friend laid down a rhyming challenge, and I rose to the occasion! "Triosk" is now used in our circle of friends! (meaning: those thin little rolls of skin you get when your hands are dirty and you rub your finger along the palm of your hand. It can also refer to eraser shavings on paper) |
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07 Mar 02 - 07:35 PM (#664674) Subject: RE: Awkward rhymes From: Murray MacLeod I must have had a brain fart there, Mr Red. I suppose it could have been worse, Hulett might have written " Let's not get all romantic It's time to sling your load Across the wild Atlantic On the Destitution Road" Just the thing to tell a crofter watching the charred remains of his house and family. But almost preferable to the original, INHO.
Genie, as usual you are spot on. Neil Diamond's Murray
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07 Mar 02 - 08:31 PM (#664711) Subject: RE: Awkward rhymes From: McGrath of Harlow Of course you'd think that if sing modified to sang, bring would similarly go to brang - and the form does exist in the dictionaries, but as obsolete. "songs she brung to me" would be close enough.
I think the rule of thumb is, unless you are using the rhyme humorously, you should never sound as if you are using a word or a construction as a way of getting a rhyme. It should sound as if, just by fortunate chance, the words you needed to use to convey the meaning happened to echo each other at the right places.
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07 Mar 02 - 10:27 PM (#664788) Subject: RE: Awkward rhymes From: Little Hawk Murray - I agree. Neil takes the prize for that one. I also like the one where the chair refuses to talk to him. And what day cannot be improved by listening to "Song Sung Blue" about 50 times in a row? I think, however, that Dan Hill could give him some stiff competition if he just got in gear and gave it a really solid try. - LH |
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07 Mar 02 - 10:51 PM (#664799) Subject: RE: Awkward rhymes From: VoxFox Fat B's first posting comes from the song "Cry Me A River" sung by Julie London and various others. Ithought it was rather clever. *BG* VF |
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07 Mar 02 - 10:58 PM (#664802) Subject: RE: Awkward rhymes From: alison "you sheltered me from harm kept me waaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrm" aaarrggghh!!!! slainte alison |
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08 Mar 02 - 01:36 AM (#664852) Subject: RE: Awkward rhymes From: Genie Cllr, You can rhyme "orange" if you split the syllable rhymes between two words, e.g.: "...for en-joyment. Oh, I love to eat an orange In the heat of the noonday sun. I only do it for en- Joyment and for fun. (Talk about contrived rhymes!!) Little Hawk, The line you cited is from Chris Williamson's "Song Of The Soul." She actually wrote (and sings)
"Come to your life like a warrior ["war-yah"]
Murray, When Belafonte sings "Play Me," he sings
Not to beat up on Neil Diamond---Oh, heck, lets!---he really strains a rhyme in "'I Am', I Said."
Rod Steward did the same thing in "You're In My Heart. He includes the line, BR>"You're [da da*], you're glamour, Genie |
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08 Mar 02 - 04:12 AM (#664888) Subject: RE: Awkward rhymes From: Giac Foggy Mountaintop: Now if you see that girl of mine, There is something you must tell 'er She need not be wasting her time away, Just to court some other feller. ~;o) |
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08 Mar 02 - 06:30 AM (#664926) Subject: RE: Awkward rhymes From: Sonnet The original example of skeleton and Wellington, and most of the others mentioned would be described in poetry as half rhymes or near rhymes. eg cat/cot, hat/bag.End consonants may have the same sound or the internal vowels may have the same sound. Tough/bough are eye rhymes. As a poet, I like pushing the bounaries back, and find that half rhymes allow you the scope to be unpredictable, and are a device that permits playfulness with language without the forced constraints of full rhymes. My personal favourite half rhymes for orange are strange, porridge, and, best of all, Boris. Half rhymes for silver include sliver, slavver, cleaver and whisper. Janet |
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08 Mar 02 - 07:00 AM (#664939) Subject: RE: Awkward rhymes From: MikeofNorthumbria Regarding the Orange/Porridge rhyme: anyone remember an old Jacobite rant that goes something like this?
Oh! what's the rhyme for porringer?
Ken ye how he requited him? Wassail! |
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08 Mar 02 - 07:35 AM (#664946) Subject: RE: Awkward rhymes From: Wolfgang Rhyme for silver? The Italian singer Milva Wolfgang |
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08 Mar 02 - 07:37 AM (#664947) Subject: RE: Awkward rhymes From: McGrath of Harlow There was a man called Frederick Gorange Who founded a store by the name of Goringes. You could buy many things there, but you'd never find an orange. Goringes wasn't the kind of shop that sold oranges.
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08 Mar 02 - 08:18 AM (#664964) Subject: RE: Awkward rhymes From: Wilfried Schaum That's so fine with the mudcat threads: as a linguist you can make a lot of observations you never dreamed (or is it dreamt) about. So let it be with "brang". The Columbia Guide to Standard American English / Kenneth G. Wilson. - 1993: bring 1 (v.) has as its Standard principal parts bring, brought, and brought. Brang or brung as past tense and brung as past participle are dialectal and Substandard, so much so that Standard users sometimes use them jocularly in Conversational or Informal situations in full confidence that their listeners will not think their use inadvertent. Here we have the phenomenon that for sake of fun the principal parts are changed to the forms of aother rhyming word. Exactly the same case we have in High German: bringen (brachte, gebracht) rhymes to singen (sang, gesungen), and so the parts are changed to bringen, brang, gebrungen in jocular speech. There was a time when this custom formed a major part of German Student Language. So I can find nothing awkward with this rhyme; I just leant back and smirked a little bit. Special thanks to Wolfgang for the link to Lehrer's Alma; it's a wonderful piece of rhymed literary history. The rhymes are definitely not awkward in my opinion; they create an ironic distance to the theme of the poem and make it to real jolly good stuff. Wilfried |
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08 Mar 02 - 08:44 AM (#664979) Subject: RE: Awkward rhymes From: Murray MacLeod Wilfried, I think everybody would agree that all of Tom Lehrer's songs "make it to real jolly good stuff", but Neil Diamond's song was written as an intensely serious love song, not jocular, and his use of "brang" sticks out like a sore thumb. Murray |
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08 Mar 02 - 09:07 AM (#664997) Subject: RE: Awkward rhymes From: Grab Heard one on the radio last night, which I thought deserved entry here:- "I drive a Rolls Royce, cos it's good for my voice" - from "Children of the Revolution" by T Rex And damn near the whole of "Up the Junction" by Squeeze would feature in here ("This morning at four-fifty, I fetched her rather nifty" particularly). Graham. |
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08 Mar 02 - 09:22 AM (#665001) Subject: RE: Awkward rhymes From: Morticia There is a throughly horrid Diana Ross song,disco beat type thing in which she or the misfortunate who wrote the wretched thing uses the word thee, although the rest of the song is in modern idiom;I think it may be called "upside Down" or somesuch and the line in context goes....."Respectfully I say to thee, I'm aware that you're cheating But no-one makes me feel like you do Cheap and artificial don't even begin to cover it... |
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08 Mar 02 - 10:27 AM (#665046) Subject: RE: Awkward rhymes From: GUEST,Rich_and_Dee Hi, Black Sabbath's song "War Pigs" I believe contains the line "...generals gathered in their masses/Just like witches at black masses". Ozzy, dude, to rhyme the words have to be a LITTLE different. On the other hand, Andy M. Stewart's song "The Errant Apprentice" contains some truly wonderful rhymes for comic effect, such as "In extremis and euphoria/I joined with Queen Victoria" and "Around the town's perimeter/He chased me with his scimitar". The Lyrics are in the DT. Rich Kelly |
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08 Mar 02 - 10:41 AM (#665059) Subject: RE: Awkward rhymes From: Wolfgang A rhyme on orange? Well, there's always Conrad's Ulster Orange songbook to turn to for answers to such questions and I have found this gem in the song 'The Prince of Orange Welcome to London ' which I copy and paste without any change:
And not to retun to the Prince Van Orange Ouch Wolfgang |
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08 Mar 02 - 10:51 AM (#665069) Subject: RE: Awkward rhymes From: Mrrzy My personal fave from Tom Lehrer is from Smut - Give me smut and nothing but / a dirty novel I can't shut / if it's uncut / and unsut (piano plays padadadumpumpump, just long enough for you to go unWHAT?)/ -tle (da da da dum)... |
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08 Mar 02 - 11:11 AM (#665080) Subject: RE: Awkward rhymes From: swirlygirl "So much could fold or hinge On whether your dress was orange or black" Humpff Family "Triangle" (I think) And it really does rhyme when you hear it sung... :) xxx |
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08 Mar 02 - 11:13 AM (#665082) Subject: RE: Awkward rhymes From: Cllr Lehrer - The element song (all of it)Cllr |
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08 Mar 02 - 11:20 AM (#665086) Subject: RE: Awkward rhymes From: Nigel Parsons For "Orange" try the rhyme "Lozenge":
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08 Mar 02 - 11:55 AM (#665107) Subject: RE: Awkward rhymes From: Jeri In a shirt of paisley orange, he Sang a poignant song for Angie But it didn't have a rhyming word for "silver" He said "I'm sorely vexed, And thoroughly perplexed, But it's not a thing that I'm inclined to kill fer." "I am," he sang, to no one there And was miffed when snubbed by the kitchen chair He climbed upon the table and did yell - "Pay attention," he sang, "Durn it - sure I know you're only furniture, But you're all I have, sofa as I can tell" (I can't help it...I can't help it...) |
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08 Mar 02 - 01:38 PM (#665189) Subject: RE: Awkward rhymes From: Murray MacLeod As my kids would say, awesome, Jeri ... Murray |
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08 Mar 02 - 03:13 PM (#665258) Subject: RE: Awkward rhymes From: Kenny B (inactive) A gem from the Flanders & Swann song - Missalliance
Said the right hand thread honeysuckle to the left hand thread bindweed
Oh! Let us get married if my parents don't mind ....We'ed ,
Be loving and inseparable, inexplicably entwined,
We'd live happily ever after, said the honeysuckle to the bindweed TTFN ;>) |
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08 Mar 02 - 04:37 PM (#665327) Subject: RE: Awkward rhymes From: Genie Me, too, Jeri -- I say "awesome." (which, BTW, kind of rhymes with "possum," FWIW.)
McGrath , I think your "rule of thumb" has hit the nail on the head:"...unless you are using the rhyme humorously, you should never sound as if you are using a word or a construction as a way of getting a rhyme. It should sound as if, just by fortunate chance, the words you needed to use to convey the meaning happened to echo each other at the right places. BTW, pardon my dual finger faux pas in the post about Rod Stewart. Sonnet, I agree that half-rhymes expand your boundaries and often make better poetry . -- Some beautiful songs don't have any rhymes at all. -- But to me there is something very special about a song that has excellent match of meter and rhyme from phrase to phrase yet sounds as if it had sprung spontaneously from the songwriter's heart. It's an added aspect of craftsmanship not present in all beautiful songs. McCartney's "Yesterday" is, I think, a prime example--complete with internal rhymes and verses that have matched line meters, yet the song sounds like normal conversation, not artsy poetry. (If you read it as prose, it sounds perfectly natural, too.) When you CAN't express the meaning and feeling well with true rhymes, though, I much prefer the para-rhyme or no rhyme at all!
FWIW, "silver" can also be rhymed by combining TWO words at the right place in the song/poem -- Wilfried, I could easily accept "brang" in a funny song or your standard country ballad, but "Play Me" is such a sweet, romantic song that the use of that clearly archaic or incorrect word really detracts. (I see Murray made the same point above, only better stated.) Genie |
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08 Mar 02 - 04:43 PM (#665331) Subject: RE: Awkward rhymes From: Mary in Kentucky from "Fiddler on the Roof" in the song, "Matchmaker"...
For Poppa, make him a scholar, I hate that line. There is another one from Sondheim or Hammerstein which is really irritating, but I can't for the life of me think of it now. |
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08 Mar 02 - 04:49 PM (#665337) Subject: RE: Awkward rhymes From: SharonA Come, sit right down and have an orange. I grew it here, so it's not foreign. Just let me put it through my silver Juicer. Drink it! It's to kill fer! |
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08 Mar 02 - 04:56 PM (#665343) Subject: RE: Awkward rhymes From: Murray MacLeod Bravo, Sharon ! Neil Diamond couldn't have put it better ! *G* Murray |
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08 Mar 02 - 05:03 PM (#665350) Subject: RE: Awkward rhymes From: McGrath of Harlow Neat rhyme for orange there.
As for "brang" for "bring", I'd rather assumed that was the kind of thing people said in some parts of the States. After all, that's more or less how "sing" is pronounced often enough, and not as a joke. |
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08 Mar 02 - 05:08 PM (#665353) Subject: RE: Awkward rhymes From: SharonA ...or you could pronounce it "si'ver" and rhyme it with "river"... But there again, it's all in fun and not intended to be serious; therefore some leeway is permissible. I agree wholeheartedly with those who object to the forced rhyme "brang" in "Play Me." But my highest indignation is reserved for the almost-rhyme, such as the "heaven-given" rhyme found in many hymns. I hate hearing it, and I'm going back into my earlier writings to weed it out wherever it may have appeared. There's a songwriter acquaintance of mine who attended a songwriting workshop that I also attended last year. The subject of the almost-rhyme came up and he said he enjoyed writing them into his songs. He seemed to think it was a clever means of styling a song, and that it attracted the attention of the listener. Attempts to tell him that he was attracting the wrong sort of attention didn't get through to him. He goes on tour nationally and gets glowing reviews, so I don't suppose he cares what we stay-at-homes think! But I won't pay to go listen to him and cringe at his lyrics!!! |
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08 Mar 02 - 05:15 PM (#665357) Subject: RE: Awkward rhymes From: SharonA P.S. – Thanks, Murray and Kevin! BTW, some people here do pronounce "sing" a bit more like "sang", but I think that the "short-i-to-short-a" phenomenon is truer of the word "thing". |
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08 Mar 02 - 07:36 PM (#665453) Subject: RE: Awkward rhymes From: Mary in Kentucky Sharon, "Orange ya glad you're you?" I also hate these lines from the song "I'll Never Fall in Love Again"
What do you get when you kiss a guy?
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08 Mar 02 - 08:00 PM (#665465) Subject: RE: Awkward rhymes From: Snuffy Those E-damn foreigners aren't worth a mention, Old Gorgonzola's renowned for it stench'n, His brother Emile wrote novels in French'n Sing, Oh the hard cheese of old England, In old Engerland very hard cheese. Les Barker in a Lehrer-esque mood. |
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08 Mar 02 - 08:03 PM (#665466) Subject: RE: Awkward rhymes From: Desdemona I won't belabour the point with specific examples, but Bob Dylan's rhyme schemes have always struck me as particularly discordant, inspired & brilliant! |
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08 Mar 02 - 08:04 PM (#665467) Subject: RE: Awkward rhymes From: Snuffy Must remember the fifference between <BR> and <B> Those E-damn foreigners aren't worth a mention, Old Gorgonzola's renowned for it stench'n, His brother Emile wrote novels in French'n Sing, Oh the hard cheese of old England, In old Engerland very hard cheese. Les Barker in a Lehrer-esque mood. WassaiL! V
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08 Mar 02 - 08:46 PM (#665481) Subject: RE: Awkward rhymes From: McGrath of Harlow I'm not with you at all on the "almost rhyme", Sharon. The technical name for it is "consonance", and it's been used by the greatest writers as an alternative to rhyme, or sometimes alongside rhyme. Dismissing it as just being an imperfect rhyme is, to my mind, a mistake.
I just looked up "consonance" in a fascinating book called "A readers guide to literary terms", to check I'd got it right - and the example the gave was from Emily Dickinson:
'T was later when the summer went
'T was sooner when the cricket went It wouldn't have been oarticularly hard for her to rewrite those lines with rhymes - but I think the poem would have lost something. |
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08 Mar 02 - 08:51 PM (#665484) Subject: RE: Awkward rhymes From: Desdemona And, as has been clearly demonstrated by many an undergraduate scholar, all Emily Dickinson poems improve when set to the tune of "The Yellow Rose of Texas"! |
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08 Mar 02 - 10:05 PM (#665510) Subject: RE: Awkward rhymes From: Genie Sharon, That's awesome, too! LOL! Mary, To be correct (though it may not make the poem any better as art), Hal David's lyric is "... You get enough germs to catch pneumonia. After you do, he'll never phone ya."
McGrath, what do you call it when the vowel soundsconsonant sounds don't? Is that "assonance?" Personally, I don't necessarily mind either of these para-rhymes if the final poem/lyric pleases me. But, I often hear songs with this sort of half-rhyme that sound to me as though the songwriter just hadn't wanted to spend any time crafting the song. Genie I just looked up "consonance" in a fascinating book called "A readers guide to literary terms", to check I'd got it right - and the example the gave was from Emily Dickinson: 'T was later when the summer went Than when the cricket came, And yet we knew that gentle clock Meant nought but going home. 'T was sooner when the cricket went Than when the winter came Yet that pathetic pendulum Keeps esoteric time. It wouldn't have been oarticularly hard for her to rewrite those lines with rhymes - but I think the poem would have lost something. |
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09 Mar 02 - 02:10 AM (#665600) Subject: RE: Awkward rhymes From: Little Hawk The Dylan song "No Time To Think" has a ton of really unusual rhymes in it...quite interesting. - LH |
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09 Mar 02 - 02:14 AM (#665604) Subject: RE: Awkward rhymes From: Haruo I think when I rhymed "Nineveh" with "Guinevere" that was quite a stretch. It's in Just Kill Me from my "Jonah was a prophet (minor)" 'oratorio'. But then the whole show is intended to be in a G&S mode, and what's G&S about if not an almost Nashian approach to rhyme? Liland |
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09 Mar 02 - 03:34 AM (#665615) Subject: RE: Awkward rhymes From: fat B****rd "The Power of Love" by Willie Harper contains "They know how many leaves there is on a tree - they know who killed......the Dead Sea" In the coda for the wonderful "Shop Aroud" by The Miracles, I'm sure Smokey Robinson sings "Don't let the first one getcha - Ah, 'Cos I don't wanna see her witcha" !! |
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09 Mar 02 - 07:14 AM (#665647) Subject: RE: Awkward rhymes From: swirlygirl "Stickers licked on lunchboxes Worshipping David Cassidy.." "We scream at cathedrals Why can't it be beautiful..." "With your E's and your ease and I do one more need a lip gloss boost in your America..." (the emphasis on "more" and "America") "Talula Talula You don't want to lose her... Talula Talula She's brand new now to you... Ran into the henchman Who severed Ane Boleyn..." (various rhymes from the same song) I could go on... Tori Amos can manage to stretch out just about anything to make it seem like it rhymes...problem is when I think of the lyrics now they seem to rhyme perfectly! :) xxx
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09 Mar 02 - 08:19 AM (#665665) Subject: RE: Awkward rhymes From: John Nolan Sometimes rhymes may look clumsy or awkward in print, but work brilliantly in the song. "When The Caplin Come In" has the following: He's lost all his fishes, By God, he looks vicious, He's chawing' tobacco, there's juice on his chin, There's spawn in his whiskers, His hands are all blisters, He's been on the beach since the caplin come in. |
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09 Mar 02 - 08:38 AM (#665669) Subject: RE: Awkward rhymes From: GUEST |
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09 Mar 02 - 08:40 AM (#665671) Subject: RE: Awkward rhymes From: Nigel Parsons To put it in perspective, on the approach to St Patrick's Day, A quote from Gilbert O'Sullivan. Nothing good, nothing bad, nothing ventured Nothing gained, nothing still-born or lost, Nothing further than proof nothing wilder than youth Nothing physically, recklessly, hopelessly blind Nothing I couldn't say Nothing why 'cos today Nothing rhymed He rhymes "Proof" with "Youth" & "Say" with "Today", but otherwise, "Nothing Rhymed" |
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10 Mar 02 - 03:34 AM (#666114) Subject: RE: Awkward rhymes From: Genie In case anyone wondered what the heck was going on at the end of my last post, the following lines were copied and pasted as note-taking, and I fogot to delete them:
'T was later when the summer went Than when the cricket came, And yet we knew that gentle clock Meant nought but going home.
'T was sooner when the cricket went Than when the winter came Yet that pathetic pendulum Keeps esoteric time.
It wouldn't have been oarticularly hard for her to rewrite those lines with rhymes - but I think the poem would have lost something.
Sorry if i befuddled anyone. |
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10 Mar 02 - 06:31 AM (#666170) Subject: RE: Awkward rhymes From: DMcG "Sometimes rhymes may look clumsy or awkward in print, but work brilliantly in the song" - or the opposite:
So I'll to down to some lonesome garden Oops! |
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10 Mar 02 - 06:48 AM (#666176) Subject: RE: Awkward rhymes From: McGrath of Harlow Not "Oops" - consonance, and nothing wrong with that.
Though I prefer to call all those things part rhymes or half-rhymes or para-rhymes. |
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10 Mar 02 - 08:41 AM (#666203) Subject: RE: Awkward rhymes From: DMcG I would agree, apart from the fact that almost every one I know feels obliged to make it rhyme and so they sing wine-d rather than win-d |
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10 Mar 02 - 11:35 AM (#666290) Subject: RE: Awkward rhymes From: Sonnet Find and wind (as in breeze) are referred to as eye rhymes.In other words, they aren't full rhymes, but look on paper as though they ought to be. Janet |
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11 Jun 03 - 01:03 PM (#965911) Subject: RE: Awkward rhymes From: GUEST,heric He who shall train the horse to war Shall never pass the polar bar. -William Blake, Auguries of Innocence |
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11 Jun 03 - 02:18 PM (#965952) Subject: RE: Awkward rhymes From: Mr Happy one of my all time favourites, from,'The Bacon Butty'(written by Fred McCormick) And to the ones who daily toil In sandwich bar and kitchen To serve in cellophane and foil Our modest lives enriching. Well washed and free from gangarine I bless the tender hand which Spreads thick, and fast, the margarine, Upon the bacon sandwich. |
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11 Jun 03 - 03:20 PM (#965983) Subject: RE: Awkward rhymes From: Ebbie Sometimes people just don't think. Or care. Recently I have heard this one group sing in 'I'll Fly Away': Some glad morning when this life is over I'll fly away To a home on God's celestial shore I'll fly away. I swear, one of these times I'm going sing loudly: To a home on God's celestial shover |
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11 Jun 03 - 05:12 PM (#966036) Subject: RE: Awkward rhymes From: SINSULL From "High Noon". Do Not Forsake Me He made a vow while in state prison, Vowed it'd be my life or his'n, I ain't afraid of death, but, o-oh, What will I do if you leave me? He could have used decision, derision, and oh so many others but "HIS'N" does rhyme with prison. hee hee |
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11 Jun 03 - 06:43 PM (#966088) Subject: RE: Awkward rhymes From: GUEST,AArk |
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11 Jun 03 - 06:49 PM (#966091) Subject: RE: Awkward rhymes From: GUEST,AArk Not Folkie, but from the late lamented Ian Dury's "There Aint Half Been Some Clever Bas***ds":- Einstein can't be classed as witless He said atoms were the littlest When you do a bit of splitting'em-ness Frightens everybody sh**less LOL!! |
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11 Jun 03 - 09:51 PM (#966195) Subject: RE: Awkward rhymes From: Mr Happy Some glad morning when this life is o'er I'll fly away To a home on God's celestial shore I'll fly away. |
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12 Jun 03 - 03:38 AM (#966318) Subject: RE: Awkward rhymes From: Steve Parkes There was a man named Hermoniges Phniggs Who lived in Kilburn in terrible digs. He changed his name to Eric Fruit And now the damn' thig won't rhyme! Spike Miligan How about The clouds roll by/For you and I? Eek! But I still sing But fishes will fly and seas will run dry/'Tis then that you'll marry I. No problem with the rhymes, but nowadays educated people should know better than to mangle grammar. Steve |
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12 Jun 03 - 08:23 PM (#966643) Subject: RE: Awkward rhymes From: McGrath of Harlow "Some glad morning when this life is o'er" - but the tune insists that that last word has two syllables, which is ok in dialects where "o'er" is pronounced "o-wer" but it tends to be pronounced more like "orr" most times in my experience, which wouldn't do. Rhyme should generally take a subordinate role, I believe. |
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12 Jun 03 - 09:25 PM (#966668) Subject: RE: Awkward rhymes From: Charley Noble Murray- Hulett should have rhymed "Atlantic" with "Titanic" and changed the song so that she'd rise again! Cheerily, Charley Noble |
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12 Jun 03 - 09:41 PM (#966674) Subject: RE: Awkward rhymes From: Ebbie McGrath, where I come from, both o'er and shore in the song are pronounced as a distinctly two-part word, in the key of C, for instance, bending from e to d and from e to c, respectively. |
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01 May 13 - 11:49 AM (#3510712) Subject: RE: Awkward rhymes From: Mr Happy 'Farewell to Valparaiso & farewell for a while And likewise all those Spanish girls along the coast of Chile!' |
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01 May 13 - 11:24 PM (#3510883) Subject: RE: Awkward rhymes From: PHJim The Canadian Olympic song that had the lines: I believe together we'll fly I believe in the power of you and I "You and me" would be grammatically correct, but wouldn't rhyme. Still I clenched my teeth every time I heard these lines. Similarly, the old folk song "Didn't He Ramble" has opening lines that are sung differently by different people. Many folks sing the grammatically incorrect AND non-rhyming: "Mother raised three grown sons, Buster Bill and I, Buster was the black sheep of our little family." In order to make it rhyme, some pronounce "family" as "famil-eye" An easier solution taken by several singers is to correct the grammar, also correcting the rhyme: "Mother raised three grown sons, Buster Bill and me, Buster was the black sheep of our little family." |
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02 May 13 - 04:25 AM (#3510921) Subject: RE: Awkward rhymes From: GUEST,Don Wise I think that we ought to bear in mind that, when criticising the rhymes in old folk songs, pronunciation, along with spelling, has changed over the centuries. We have all had a good schooling with the modern english language well to the fore in the curriculum. Shakespeare with his plays and sonnets,and the hacks down in Seven Dials churning out broadsides however rhymed according to the then valid pronunciation. For example, wind was, I believe, once written as wynd- as in "O Westron Wynd", and, if classically trained singers are to be believed, pronounced as 'wye+nd'. Furthermore, most traditional songs reflect the dialect/patois/argot, and so the pronunciation, of the region where they were collected, which is why modern RP often grates and leads singers to 'correct' the rhyme. With 'modern' songs, on the other hand, I have to agree that the rhymes can be strained, even cringeworthy, although this is often more apparent if you read rather than sing the text. I also have to admit that I'm as guilty as the next songwriter when it comes to this. It's like the old jazz song puts it:"It ain't what you do, it's the way that you do it..." |
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02 May 13 - 05:08 AM (#3510934) Subject: RE: Awkward rhymes From: BobKnight My favourite, which I heard recently was the Irish song where "Sky" rhymed perfectly with "joy." (skoy) I'm not criticising it, especially with a strong Scottish accent like mine - it just amused me. |
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02 May 13 - 11:16 AM (#3511027) Subject: RE: Awkward rhymes From: GUEST,Mark Roger Miller: "Roses are red, and violets are purple, Sugar is sweet, and so is maple sirple...." "Kansas City star, that's what I are...." |
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02 May 13 - 12:20 PM (#3511048) Subject: RE: Awkward rhymes From: dick greenhaus Sinsul- Derision is nowhere near rhyme for prison Guest Mark (and others): Forced rhymes for obvious humorous purpose aren't awkward. LOrenz Hart, Cole Porter, Ogden Nash and Roger Miller (among many others) did this brilliantly. My pet peeve is those who attempt to rhyme sinular wors with plurals: ie Prairies with fairy. |
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02 May 13 - 12:25 PM (#3511051) Subject: RE: Awkward rhymes From: Mr Happy sinular wors? 'Course, you can always make up your own words to rhyme, like Lewis Carrol: 'twas brillig & the slithy toves' etc |
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02 May 13 - 12:46 PM (#3511058) Subject: RE: Awkward rhymes From: Paul Davenport My favourites - Arctic Monkeys, 'When the Sun Goes Down' has the following: And oh, he must be up to sommat (something) What are the chances? Sure it's more than likely I've got a feeling in my stomach or even better; Look, here comes a Ford Mondeo Isn't he Mr. Inconspicuous And he don't even have to say owt The band's lyrics scan and rhyme perfectly. But only if you speak South Yorkshire! :-) |