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28 Mar 02 - 03:50 AM (#677941) Subject: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: GUEST,Spartacus I am Spartacus! |
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28 Mar 02 - 03:52 AM (#677942) Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: GUEST,Anawr guest I am Spartacus! |
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28 Mar 02 - 03:53 AM (#677943) Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: GUEST,Yet anawr guest I am Spartacus! |
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28 Mar 02 - 05:35 AM (#677966) Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: GUEST,Some awr guest I'm Eamonn Holmes! Er, I mean, Spartacus. |
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28 Mar 02 - 06:06 AM (#677975) Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: GUEST,Connemara Goat Get awa'... I'm Spartacus Gotta go...I hear Malachy comin' |
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28 Mar 02 - 07:58 AM (#678006) Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: GUEST,Kirk Douglas I was Spartacus! |
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28 Mar 02 - 08:00 AM (#678007) Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: GUEST,Enya I'm ludicrous! |
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28 Mar 02 - 08:05 AM (#678009) Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: AliUK I'm pernicious...just like this thread. |
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28 Mar 02 - 08:10 AM (#678012) Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: GUEST,Spartacus Look ... I don't know what in the name of Jayziz yous'ns is all saying yez're me for! I am Spartacus! I'm not Eamonn Holmes. And before they stick their nebs in, I'm not thon mad drug-fiend Derek Bell, not thon salacious wee hoormaster Daniel O'Donnell. And I'm not Big Gino Lupari either! Nor Brush Shiels, nor Rock Stewart, nor Frankie Gavin, nor Tommy Peoples, nor Paddy Keenan, nor Feargal Sharkey, nor Johnny Logan, nor Terry Wogan. I am Spartacus! Not Dana. And not Gloria Hunniford or any of her simpering offspring. I am not the Reverend William McCrea, nor am I Phil Coulter, Ronnie Drew, Mick Moloney, Dolores Keane, Eileen Ivers or Seamus Cooney. I'm not Sean Keane - neither of them! - and I'm not a Furey. I am Spartacus! |
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28 Mar 02 - 08:12 AM (#678013) Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: GUEST,Albion I am perfidious! |
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28 Mar 02 - 08:14 AM (#678016) Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: GUEST,Gluteus I am maximus! |
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28 Mar 02 - 08:17 AM (#678017) Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: GUEST,Eammon Holmes' Gluteus I am maximusser! (Mental note - could inflict severe damage on a Cafolla's supper, a mug o' sweet tay and a big nougat wafer!) |
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28 Mar 02 - 08:32 AM (#678023) Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: GUEST,Christy Moore Hello, there everybody. Oul Christy's back in the house. Here's a wee tribute I wrote about that fine broth of a boy who reads the English lottery numbers. It's th'oul smug bingo-caller himself, Eamonn Holmes. It's to the tune of Sam Hall, so feel free to sing along. Here we go now, 2-3-4! Oh me name is Eamonn Holmes Big of gut, big of gut Oh me name is Eamonn Holmes Big of gut Oh me name is Eamonn Holmes A far cry from skin and bones Here's a place where I'm well-known Pizza Hut, Pizza Hut Here's a place where I'm well known Pizza Hut! I gain twenty pounds a day That's not all, that's not all I gain twenty pounds a day That's not all I gain twenty pounds a day I can eat a quare big tay You won't ever hear me say That's enough, that's enough You won't ever hear me say That's enough Oh I phoned a taxi up Haddock's Cabs, Haddock's Cabs Oh I phoned a taxi up Haddock's Cabs Oh I phoned a taxi up And we hit the Burger Stop And I ate the bloody shop For a bet, for a bet And I ate the bloody shop For a bet
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28 Mar 02 - 10:21 AM (#678116) Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: GUEST,Derek Bell I am Derek Bell so I am and I didn't take any drugs atall so I didn't. That's just a rumour, I think it was all started by that hoor Sparticus. Paddy says if yiz don't quit the coddin' yiz'll be facin' the sharp end a the stick. |
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28 Mar 02 - 10:23 AM (#678118) Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: GUEST,W.D. Flax I am John Cole...so I am. |
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28 Mar 02 - 10:32 AM (#678129) Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: donal I am popeye so I yam what I yam..... |
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28 Mar 02 - 10:43 AM (#678144) Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: GUEST,secret admirer but is (were) any of you Isaac |MCKittery? He had all the best lines. |
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28 Mar 02 - 12:00 PM (#678246) Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: GUEST,Isaac McKittery I am Isaac McKittery! |
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28 Mar 02 - 12:07 PM (#678248) Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: GUEST,A wiry wee man in a bowler hat Just cos you say you're who y'are dizn't mane that's who y'are at all! Thon gulpin up above is only lettin' on to be Isaac McKittery cos he 'hinks he might get a chance of a houl' with thon Australian piece, Alison. Heavens! But thon siren's been the ruination of many's a daycent, God-fearing, true blue in her time! Men of the House of Orange ... take my advice and give thon trojan horse a wide berth. I AM ISAAC McKITTERY ... not Spartacus. |
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28 Mar 02 - 12:09 PM (#678252) Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: GUEST,Frank Carson Here's a cracker for yez! What's Eamonn Holmes and Isaac McKittery got in common? One's a bigot and the awr one's a big-gut! It's the way I tell them!
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28 Mar 02 - 12:11 PM (#678253) Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: Rick Fielding Who cares about Drumcree Spartacus? Just tell me about your night with Jean Simmons!! |
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28 Mar 02 - 12:12 PM (#678255) Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: GUEST,Ringo McDonagh Hi, Spartacus ... you're a greek fella, aren't you. Well grab a houl' o' shaggy's bouzouki and gi' me a hand keepin' oul know-it-all Gavin in time on "The Pinch Of Snuff". Away we go, now ... a 1 and a 2 and a ... |
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28 Mar 02 - 12:20 PM (#678264) Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: GUEST,Spartacus Rick ... If you want to know the truth, I'd sooner have had a houl' with Gene Simmons from thon heavy metal group, KISS! Not that I'm a homosexualist, or anything like that. Fair play if that's the river you're fishin' in ... but I'm casting my lines in the oul' River Straight-as-a-dye, y'know what I mane? Anyway, lovely looking woman an' all as she was, she was a bit slow on drappin' the han'! Gi' me a good oul' coort up the side wall of the Carngrove with some half-cut hussy from Killicomaine any day!
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28 Mar 02 - 01:32 PM (#678311) Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: GUEST,Narcissus By Jaysus Spartacus now yer whuslin Dixie boy. A good ould fashioned knee trembler with a big lump of a country girl is the first thing that'll put the colour back in yer cheeks, good luck. |
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28 Mar 02 - 04:31 PM (#678439) Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: GUEST,Half-cut Hussy From Killicomaine Spartacus? I don't mind coortin' no Spartacus! Are you a Spartacus from Edenderry, or are you one of the Moira Spartacusses! Either way, I'd gi' ye yer hole quicker than thon Simmons one wud! She soun's like a right oul' coul-rife! Here ... before ye go, d'ye huv a wee feg on you? I'm chokin' so I am! |
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28 Mar 02 - 04:37 PM (#678445) Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: GUEST,Gerry Kelly - the man off the telly Gerry Kelly here - the man off the telly with the hairy big belly! Good to see Wilberforce Dionysus Flax honourin' us wi' hees presence! The only man on Ulster TV to be named after a releasin' oil!
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29 Mar 02 - 01:23 AM (#678784) Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: Seamus Kennedy Rick Fielding, speakin' as a frien' like, just stan' back an' watch. Do not, under any circumstances, participate in this here thread. There's nathin' worse than watchin' innocent bystanders go down in flames, glipes that they are for stannin' aroun' watchin' wi' their two han's in their pockets, and their two arms the same len'th, hell slap it intil them. Take it away, Spartacus! Seamacus |
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29 Mar 02 - 11:05 AM (#678848) Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: Rick Fielding Thanks Seamus...I needed that! I'm standing pitifully on the sidelines desperately trying to translate the above dialogue into Earth, while quietly reciting the 23rd Psalm. Thickus Plankus |
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29 Mar 02 - 05:23 PM (#679049) Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: GUEST,Shane MacGowan Ye roigh'? This 'ere's a wee song for me oul' mate, Eamonn Holmes. It's to the tyoo-en of the Woil' Rover ...
I've hosted the lotto for many's a day
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30 Mar 02 - 07:04 PM (#679747) Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: GUEST,Alec Finn Hi, Spartacus! How did you get on wi' me 'zouk? |
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30 Mar 02 - 07:06 PM (#679750) Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: GUEST,Spartacus Great yoke altogether, Alec. I strummed along wi' oul' elastic fingers for a set or two and then blew him away wi' my version of "The Boys of Scartacus". |
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30 Mar 02 - 07:06 PM (#679751) Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: GUEST,Alec Finn Ceartacus go leor! |
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30 Mar 02 - 07:07 PM (#679752) Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: GUEST,Jocky Wilson I clod the odd dartacus! |
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30 Mar 02 - 07:08 PM (#679753) Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: GUEST,Shane MacGowan I'm as pissed as a fartacus! |
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30 Mar 02 - 07:09 PM (#679755) Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: GUEST,Michael Flatley I'm a talentless oul' tartacus! |
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30 Mar 02 - 07:10 PM (#679756) Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: GUEST,The REAL Michael Flatley I did NOT post the message above. If this is the work of Butler and her fellow dropped-arch jiggin' harpies, then I'm declarin' war! |
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30 Mar 02 - 07:12 PM (#679758) Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: GUEST,Jean Butler It's damn all to do wi' me you hairbanded, tight-arsed mechanic! |
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30 Mar 02 - 07:28 PM (#679767) Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: GUEST,Ian Curtis I am Love Will Tear Us Apartacus. (Bet you didn't expect me to do a lazarus on this of all places!)
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30 Mar 02 - 07:36 PM (#679774) Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: GUEST,Lazarus Who's after takin' my name in vain ...? Oh it's you, you monotonous oul' dirge-machine! Here, if we're for raisin' the dead, any chance of gettin' Willie Clancy to join us for a tune and a bit of an oul' song? |
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30 Mar 02 - 07:40 PM (#679778) Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: GUEST,Spartacus McKittery, you big Orange bollix you! You toul' me to hang about here and before long I'd get a chance to spake to thon Alison blade. Two days and not so much as a cheep! And me wanted to fin' out for sure that she wasn't yer wan out of Lick the Tins! Well if there's bugger all action in the next day or so, I'm away back to the cradle of civilisation, me! |
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30 Mar 02 - 07:42 PM (#679779) Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: GUEST,Isaac McKittery Sorry, there, Brother Spart ... but sure how wuz I to know that she's offside? Alison ... c'mon o' that, girl. Give us a sign for God's sake. I'm gettin' stick, here! |
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30 Mar 02 - 07:44 PM (#679782) Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: GUEST,Eamonn Holmes I am sick to my guts o' this constant gettin' at me! What in the name of Jayziz have I done to get the kind of sleggin' I'm gettin'? Would yez all just aise aff? |
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31 Mar 02 - 12:58 PM (#680188) Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: Tam the bam fraeSaltcoatsScotland I'm a Loony that's never been caught an that |
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31 Mar 02 - 01:00 PM (#680189) Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: GUEST,Mark the Farter Hahaha, I'm Mark the Farter frae Bishopbriggs. Phrtttt!!!! |
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31 Mar 02 - 01:02 PM (#680191) Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: Tam the bam fraeSaltcoatsScotland Nice One Mark, Ok Charlie it was me. I know it wasn't nice, but I hope you see the funny side.
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31 Mar 02 - 03:59 PM (#680294) Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: GUEST,Spartacus Git the fuck outta it! Back to folk music. My favourite singer? Frank Harteacus. |
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31 Mar 02 - 04:00 PM (#680296) Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: GUEST,Frank Harte Jayziz ... Thanks there Spartacus. Personally I think you can't bate thon album, "A Woman's Heartacus". |
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01 Apr 02 - 12:22 AM (#680530) Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: Coyote Breath sheeesh! CB |
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01 Apr 02 - 03:33 PM (#680911) Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: GUEST,beachcomber SPAREUS ! |
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02 Apr 02 - 02:08 AM (#681281) Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: alison Isaac??? Isaac? is it really you.... them oul' gobshites toul' me you were dead....... so I went to Canberra to the National Folk Festival for the weekend.... (my excuse for being late)... honest I didn't enjoy myself one bit without you... but I did play in a nice wee session last night with Donal Lunny..... I think he might have been one of thon left footers.... well with a name like thon what else'd you expect but now.. when's yer next attempt at getting over here to get yer leg over? *grin* alison |
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02 Apr 02 - 02:47 AM (#681288) Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: GUEST,Jittery McKittery Holy book! I'm throwing a coupla pairs of gonks in me bag now, Alison and here's for anawr attemp' at gettin' over the water to see ye. (If only thon oul' gawp Derryadd Sam'll keep out me way, I might make it this time!) Anyways. Amswer me this one as I'm goin'. Are you anything to do wiith thom Lick The Tins shower? (I formed a wee tribute band in their honour wanst, called Lick The Tims. But thon's anawr story!) Your ever-loving Nicodemus McBittery |
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02 Apr 02 - 03:05 AM (#681300) Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: Seamus Kennedy Ohmygawd, the pair o' them's away again. Will youse two stap yer slabberin' an' coortin' and oul' guff on this respectable forum? Yiz are enough to make respectable peopple boke, so yiz are. Nye, knockittaff! Seamus |
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02 Apr 02 - 03:08 AM (#681302) Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: alison away or thon.... sure I've nuthin tae do wi thon pack'o hoors..... I haven't seen Derryadd Sam about fer a wee while..... jist betweeen you and me I think there's a wee want about him.... slainte alison |
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02 Apr 02 - 03:35 AM (#681306) Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: alison aww Seamus... sure yer jist jealous.... you and me up the entry in five minits and I'll sort ye out....... or if that doesn't interest you .... will ye see my mate? she fancies you somthin' shackin alison |
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02 Apr 02 - 03:45 AM (#681310) Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: Big Mick me too? |
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02 Apr 02 - 04:46 AM (#681324) Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: alison jaysus Seamus that was close.....how fast can you run? 'cos if he catches you.... he'll bate yer melt in!! Oh Mick.... er... long time no see...... Seamie and I were just havin' a wee bit of a geg........ c'mere'n gi'is a snog big fella!! alison |
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02 Apr 02 - 07:54 AM (#681403) Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: GUEST,Christy Moore How's it goin' there? Christy's back now to regale you with a reworking of one my all-time classics. You remember "The Blacksmith" of course? I giv' it a right oul' belt on the first Planxty album, and a great wee number it was , at all! Well this is a modern-day updating. Came to me courtesy of some poor distraught woman from Portydown. Ike McKittery coorted me, six months or better He fairly won my heart, wrote me a letter With his sash around his neck, he looked so clever And if I was with my love, I would live for ever Till some Australian blade caught his attention The promises he made, I dare not mention At Larne he boarded ship, bound for Austrailyee If I had you in my sights, I would surely flail ye Oh Ike my darling man, you sweetheart bigot Some would say I was well-rid, to hell and frig it But it breaks my achin' heart for you to l'ave me And I pray to God above, that he will save me I will never be the same since Ike McKittery My fingernails I've chewed till they are flittery To think he's on the say, bound for Austrailyee If I was in the cops, I would surely jail ye
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03 Apr 02 - 09:41 PM (#682441) Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: alison nice one christy |
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04 Apr 02 - 02:51 AM (#682567) Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: GUEST,Frank Paterson In all my years of singin' Percy French songs I've never come across anything with the poignancy – nay pathos! – of this wee number. It's based, of course, on that great wee song "Come Back Paddy Reilly To Ballyjamesduff". If he wasn't moulderin' in his coffin at this very minute, then I'd swear to Jayziz it was writ by the man hisself! The kerbs they are painted in Killicomaine With colours all red, white and blue But since Ike McKittery has gone o'er the main I scarcely look on their gay hue No peace I have known since my lovebird has flown To some Ozzie blade far o'er the sea Come back Ike McKittery to Killicomaine Come home Ike McKittery to me Oh he cut such a dash in his bowler and sash As out on the 12th day he strode Determined that through the police cordon he'd smash And thence up the Garvaghy Road But now his oul' bitterness tends to the sweet When some Ozzie blade calls his name Come back Ike McKittery and we'll storm Obin Street Come home to fair Killlicomaine
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04 Apr 02 - 02:56 AM (#682571) Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: GUEST,Dana See whit ye've started, ye wee gat ye! Cudja nat lave poor wee Isaac in pace? Stead o' torcherin' him? An' nigh ye've on'y went an' broke heez wee girl's heart, an' all! If I had my hawns on ye, I'd cool your heels, so I wud, hi! |
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04 Apr 02 - 08:53 AM (#682735) Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: alison yew and who's army?..... anyway I thought you were aff shaggin' Daniel O'Donnell... so what's it to yew wee doll???? sure by the time Isaac gets over here (if he makes it this time)that oul' floozy of his will have found someone else Frank, thon was jist beautiful..... I'm near sure I read it in my Percy French song buke |
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05 Apr 02 - 02:38 AM (#683456) Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: GUEST,Isaac McKittery Jayziz, love. I'm awful bawd so I yam! I had some funny mate in one o' thon far-away places an' it's run the guts outta me! Between bokin' and th'awr hing, I need har'ly tell ye the weight I've lost! I hope ye'll have a good big bowl o' scallion champ waitin' for me when I lawn' in the Sydney. I'm sorry for being crude, Alsion. But me Danny Boy's in pure raw beef so it is! Skittery McKittery |
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05 Apr 02 - 02:43 AM (#683457) Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: GUEST,Dana Hell slap it up ye, ye big glipe! Away an' lavin' yer wee craytur behin' lek thon! The poor girl's that consarned be the whole business that she's thinkin' o' turnin'! I seen her meself at the mission stall outside the chapel in Derytrasna an' she was eyin' up a set o' glow-in-the-dark rosary beads! So paint that on the side o' your Lambeg and play "Croppies Lie Down" wi' it! |
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05 Apr 02 - 03:05 AM (#683463) Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: alison quit yer whingin' y'oul' harpy!! get out there an find yerself a man fer it sure sounds like ye cud do wi a gud seein' too..... Isaac I jist need ta run out ta the shaps and git some more spuds..... by the sounds of it you'll need a quare feed ta git yer strenth up....... |