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Bat Goddess' Birthday Today!

09 Jun 02 - 10:17 AM (#726510)
Subject: Bat Goddess' Birthday Today!
From: curmudgeon

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my beloved Linn, now wending her way home on the last leg of a long drive from Milwaukee.

Lobster and Champagne tonight!


09 Jun 02 - 10:33 AM (#726518)
Subject: RE: Bat Goddess' Birthday Today!
From: Jeri

What time? (joke...it's a joke.)

Happy Birthday, Linn!!! Hope you find/found some nice places for road food on the way. Can't wait to hear about the trip.


09 Jun 02 - 10:48 AM (#726522)
Subject: RE: Bat Goddess' Birthday Today!
From: khandu

A grand day to you, Bat Goddess. Enjoy the lobster and champ! (Whichever you consider the "champ", the booze or curmudgeon!)

Why would anyone go to Milwaukee?

khandu


09 Jun 02 - 11:09 AM (#726526)
Subject: RE: Bat Goddess' Birthday Today!
From: katlaughing

Wow, what an incentive to wend home!!

Happy Birthday, Linn!! Sorry I've been such a poor correspondent this past year. I promise to try to do better and humour you in your old age um...yeah...just humour you!**BG**

Hope you have a wonderful year and thanks for being here.

luvyakat


09 Jun 02 - 11:34 AM (#726532)
Subject: RE: Bat Goddess' Birthday Today!
From: SINSULL

Happy Birthday, Linn. You will have to wait for Old Songs for your gift. A hint - it contains 100 squid.


09 Jun 02 - 11:41 AM (#726533)
Subject: RE: Bat Goddess' Birthday Today!
From: kendall

Jeeze, I wish someone would greet me with lobster! Enjoy!Think of me, and be grateful that you ca swallow! happy birthday.


09 Jun 02 - 11:47 AM (#726539)
Subject: RE: Bat Goddess' Birthday Today!
From: John MacKenzie

Better to come home to lobster than crabs!!;-{)> *BG*
Seriously though Linn "Many Happy Returns" from Scotland, have a great birthday. Regards to you too Tom
Failte......Giok


09 Jun 02 - 12:06 PM (#726549)
Subject: RE: Bat Goddess' Birthday Today!
From: Mudlark

Happy Birthday, Bat Goddess...sounds like you will be properly celebrated!


09 Jun 02 - 01:31 PM (#726586)
Subject: RE: Bat Goddess' Birthday Today!
From: Jeri

Her mother's in Milwaukee. Hey - that would make a great song, eh? (And another opportunity for moi to write another "Mother" song!)

Oooohhhh...My mother's in Milwaukee
I don't really want to go
But I said that I would help her out
And I want to see her, soooo
I'm headed to Milwaukee
The place I once called home
'Cause my mother's in Milwaukee
And to Milwaukee I must go.

Now I'm headed home once more
To lobsters and champagne
If this is what I get for leaving
I'll have to go again
I think I'll plan for next week
To Milwaukee I will roam
'Cause my mother's in Milwaukee
And lobsters wait at home.


09 Jun 02 - 01:48 PM (#726596)
Subject: RE: Bat Goddess' Birthday Today!
From: 53

Happy b-day to you, happy b-day to you and may you have many more Love Bob and Glenda


09 Jun 02 - 02:28 PM (#726615)
Subject: RE: Bat Goddess' Birthday Today!
From: catspaw49

Geeziz..........Our birthdays are this close? You're really deep in the crap BG! But then you're probably a helluva' older than me.......right?............. Right?.....................hmmmm...............

Well, Happy Birthday anyway.......

Spaw


09 Jun 02 - 02:46 PM (#726625)
Subject: RE: Bat Goddess' Birthday Today!
From: Áine

Happy Birthday, Bat Goddess!! May your nocturnal sonar always pick up the best nocturnes, your bat cave always be peaceful, and may you nosh nattily on numerous gnats for enumeral years to come! ;-D

All the best, Áine


09 Jun 02 - 03:17 PM (#726645)
Subject: RE: Bat Goddess' Birthday Today!
From: John MacKenzie

Tom, do you know the song "What made Milwaukee famous", I only ask 'cos we need to know.


09 Jun 02 - 03:53 PM (#726684)
Subject: RE: Bat Goddess' Birthday Today!
From: Micca

BG, You are Wonderful, love and hugs and happy Birthday you Thanatologist , you!!!!! from your friend Micca (greetings to Tom, too)


09 Jun 02 - 04:52 PM (#726709)
Subject: RE: Bat Goddess' Birthday Today!
From: Bat Goddess

Theng gew! Theng gew! Theng gew!

I pulled into the driveway at 11:15 a.m. after dodging Rte. 95/128/93 Massachusetts traffic on my way from my cousin's place in Attleboro, MA. I hitched a ride with The Cuz to Milwaukee to see Mom and the window of opportunity was Memorial Day weekend to my B.D. We (he -- I don't actually drive standard) drove straight thru with 2 cat naps totalling less than 2 1/2 hrs., so I hope I don't fall asleep face first in the lobster and melted butter.

Besides helping Mom out with a few things and seeing old friends, I was able to stock up on my Milwaukee provisions -- candy raisins made by Stark Candies (and only available in Sudsville), cheese curds, and lots and lots of Leinenkugel. (Oh, and a couple 6 packs of Point beer, too.) And irises from my classmate's glorious iris garden!!! (Gotta plant stuff tomorrow!)

Thanks, everyone, for all the B.D. greetings! (Hey, Sinsull -- aren't you coming to Songs of Sail in Kennebunk next weekend?!? Curmudgeon's on the line-up.)

Love ya all!
Linn


09 Jun 02 - 10:27 PM (#726844)
Subject: RE: Bat Goddess' Birthday Today!
From: SINSULL

Yes - I believe I am. X-ray on Friday. Then I am free.


10 Jun 02 - 12:10 AM (#726868)
Subject: RE: Bat Goddess' Birthday Today!
From: GUEST,karen k

Happy birthday, Linn, just a little late. See you at Songs of Sail and Old Songs. Any leftover lobster?


10 Jun 02 - 08:33 AM (#726951)
Subject: RE: Bat Goddess' Birthday Today!
From: SharonA

Happy belated birthday! Hope you stayed awake for the lobster and the champagne... and the ???

Since you've just come from Wisconsin, I take it you're familiar with the tale of the lazy farmer, William Walkey, whose wife finally told him that if he didn't start tending to the cows, he would be banished from their bedroom and its pleasures. That threat got William moving; unfortunately, he was so anxious to finish the milking quickly and avoid his wife's punishment that he gave the poor cows a terrible teat-rash, with some permanant scarring! The cows referred to William's panic attack as "The Fear That Made Bill Walkey Maim Us."

Have a great nth year, and many happy returns!

Sharon


10 Jun 02 - 08:44 AM (#726953)
Subject: RE: Bat Goddess' Birthday Today!
From: Jon Freeman

Belated Happy Birthday from me too.

Jon


10 Jun 02 - 10:14 AM (#726961)
Subject: RE: Bat Goddess' Birthday Today!
From: Big Mick

SharonA.............you are hereby and forthwith banished to live forever in the Dr. Art Theime Art of the Pun Theime Park. You have been around long enough to know that you are required to give a "Caution - your sinuses may be flooded by whatever liquid you are consuming" warning before telling these old, but very punny lines. As a result, I am going to have to replace yet another keyboard and go change undies before heading off for the day. There is no appeal.

Linn......sorry I am late. Played a festival this weekend. Happy Birthday to you, m'dear. I hope you enjoyed the lahbsta and buddah and the company of friends. One question, though. Since you had to drive by on 40/80, why didn't you let me know so I could buy you lunch? Next time, my friend.

Mick


10 Jun 02 - 10:33 AM (#726962)
Subject: RE: Bat Goddess' Birthday Today!
From: wysiwyg

Belated Birthy Happday and pass the Leinie's!

~S~


10 Jun 02 - 12:13 PM (#727009)
Subject: RE: Bat Goddess' Birthday Today!
From: Bat Goddess

"Caution - your sinuses may be flooded by whatever liquid you are consuming" warning . . .

Glad I wasn't sucking down a Leinie when I read your story, SharonA! Ohmagawd! AND the Dr. Art Theime Art of the Pun Theime Park . . . (where do I get the postcards?!?)

Sorry, Mick, The Cuz has a heavy foot on the gas pedal and we HAD to get back in time for me to get from his place (almost in RI) to home in time for the lobstah (and me darlin'). Nine states in less than 24 hours. I thought about warning you I'd be in the vicinity -- but I figured you were further upstate in Michigan. Drat! Another opportunity missed! (I think lunch at a highway rest area in Indiana consisted of a DQ Peanut Buster Parfait.)

I never even got to downtown Milwaukee this trip -- didn't even get a view of Lake Michigan. Spent all my time in the west 'burbs except for a road trip with a high school classmate to an iris grower in Weyauwega north of Oshkosh. I suppose Milwaukee's still standing -- I saw it on the news.

Linn


10 Jun 02 - 05:41 PM (#727159)
Subject: RE: Bat Goddess' Birthday Today!
From: fat B****rd

All the best BG XX


10 Jun 02 - 05:53 PM (#727173)
Subject: RE: Bat Goddess' Birthday Today!
From: CarolC

Happy belated birthday to you Bat Goddess.


11 Jun 02 - 10:27 AM (#727544)
Subject: RE: Bat Goddess' Birthday Today!
From: MMario

dang - guess this means I really should get you your christmas presents, doesn't it?


11 Jun 02 - 12:00 PM (#727597)
Subject: RE: Bat Goddess' Birthday Today!
From: RoyH (Burl)

Hi Bat Godess, I saw this thread today and thought it ws your actual birthday. So, belated birthday greetings from Mrs Burl and me. We celebrate today because we met each other on this date 47 years ago. And it's my birthday on Saturday. I'm not getting lobster, but I am getting the Doc Watson 'Legacy' set. Oh Boy!. All the best from us.


11 Jun 02 - 08:45 PM (#728001)
Subject: RE: Bat Goddess' Birthday Today!
From: Irish sergeant

Bat Godess; Just saw the thread! Happy Birthday and If I'm late, most abject apologies Hope you had a splendid time and put a hurting on the big red crustaceans. Kindet regards, neil


11 Jun 02 - 09:07 PM (#728013)
Subject: RE: Bat Goddess' Birthday Today!
From: Bill D

durn...wish I could have gone straight from Mystic to Maine and sung you a BD wish...but life, you know...(I promise one if you make it to the Getaway,...and will share a brew..Leinenkugel ot otherwise!)

MANY happy returns and best wishes .....


12 Jun 02 - 07:53 AM (#728210)
Subject: RE: Bat Goddess' Birthday Today!
From: Bat Goddess

Time I guess to check in (I've been at a gallop since my return from Sudsville-on-the-Old-Polluted-Bathtub) -- Thanks EVERYONE for the B.D. greetings!!! And I plan to celebrate at least all month, so no one is at all late. (And Tom and I celebrate 20 years of marital mirth on the 26th -- more champagne, maybe lobster.)

The good news that I have to report is that I DID NOT fall asleep face first in the lobster and thus my nose does not bear the imprint of a claw nor did I inhale any melted butter. That, too, can be a gift.

No cake, though, cuz I never seem to get around to baking one myself.

Gotta get to the Getaway this year!!!

Linn


19 Jun 02 - 12:43 AM (#732716)
Subject: RE: Bat Goddess' Birthday Today!
From: GUEST

So close to the summer soltice...there MUST be power in your Goddesses


19 Jun 02 - 10:58 PM (#733361)
Subject: came to terriozie, thank batgoddess for me
From: GUEST,Raven,