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18 Jun 02 - 06:29 PM (#732506) Subject: Three dreaded words... From: Bobert Okay, there might have been a similiar thread before the Bobert tunneled into the Catbox but in case there wasn't, heck, I'll just crank it up and see if it flies. I can think of a bunch but I'll just go with: "SOME ASSEMBLY REQUIRED".... Bobert |
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18 Jun 02 - 06:32 PM (#732508) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Amergin batteries not included or in Spaws case.... Pump sold seperately.... |
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18 Jun 02 - 06:32 PM (#732511) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Dicho (Frank Staplin) Two dreaded words on the computer screen: "Illegal operation." |
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18 Jun 02 - 06:33 PM (#732512) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Jerry Rasmussen Do It Yourself Jerry |
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18 Jun 02 - 06:34 PM (#732514) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Amergin OS not detected |
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18 Jun 02 - 06:34 PM (#732516) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Jack the Sailor Have another drink |
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18 Jun 02 - 06:35 PM (#732517) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Jack the Sailor Any last requests A short delay Please Stand By |
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18 Jun 02 - 06:40 PM (#732520) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Amergin You're cut off. |
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18 Jun 02 - 06:40 PM (#732522) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Morticia "one more thing" "are you serious?" "Mum, I need....." |
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18 Jun 02 - 06:41 PM (#732523) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Devilmaster man and wife...... :) Steve |
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18 Jun 02 - 06:43 PM (#732525) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Deda Let's be friends... Got a second? |
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18 Jun 02 - 06:51 PM (#732530) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: greg stephens By the way... |
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18 Jun 02 - 06:53 PM (#732532) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: michaelr Truth be told... |
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18 Jun 02 - 06:55 PM (#732535) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Celtic Soul "I love you"... From someone you'd rather not hear them from. |
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18 Jun 02 - 06:57 PM (#732538) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Dani I need space... Dani |
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18 Jun 02 - 06:59 PM (#732542) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: artbrooks Can I drive? (from teenaged daughter) |
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18 Jun 02 - 07:02 PM (#732545) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Janie Honey, I need.... Janie |
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18 Jun 02 - 07:07 PM (#732548) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: McGrath of Harlow What is folk? |
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18 Jun 02 - 07:09 PM (#732550) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: BanjoRay What's it in? |
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18 Jun 02 - 07:19 PM (#732555) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Justa Picker Guitar talk: Bridge is lifting. Top's pulled up. Seam separation here. Worn but together. What is 4/4? Other: Hi. Margin call. Your check bounced. Timing chain's gone. I'm only 15. Mudcat is down. I'd suggest euthanaisa.
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18 Jun 02 - 07:20 PM (#732558) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: GUEST Max is God Mudcat never breaks Send some money Never hear why Mudcat is great
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18 Jun 02 - 07:32 PM (#732563) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Mickey191 First thing I thought of-You have cancer. Was ready to give my sympathys Bobert. So glad I'm wrong. Another Shatner Thread. |
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18 Jun 02 - 08:11 PM (#732587) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull kiss my arse. |
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18 Jun 02 - 08:12 PM (#732589) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Uncle_DaveO In the UK, I'm sure it should be: "Time, gentlemen, time!" Or in the US, simply "No more beer!" Dave Oesterreich |
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18 Jun 02 - 08:14 PM (#732591) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Celtic Soul Is it in? |
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18 Jun 02 - 08:18 PM (#732595) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Sorcha Young child needed Toddler needed for assembly No instructions necessary Simple, playable tune (I LOVE it, Bobert!) |
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18 Jun 02 - 08:55 PM (#732610) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: CarolC "The rabbit died." (I know that one's a little dated, but still... ) |
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18 Jun 02 - 08:57 PM (#732611) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: michaelr Catspaw proves useful! |
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18 Jun 02 - 09:06 PM (#732614) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Dani "Mama, come quick!" Dani |
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18 Jun 02 - 09:15 PM (#732619) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Celtic Soul What Mack Truck???
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18 Jun 02 - 09:58 PM (#732639) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Mudlark A buying opportunity (stock market)
Better sit down...
Can you hold?
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18 Jun 02 - 10:11 PM (#732646) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: DonMeixner Your what hurts? Your sister's are bigger.( OK that's four) |
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19 Jun 02 - 12:16 AM (#732701) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Little Hawk "My fellow Americans..." - LH |
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19 Jun 02 - 12:28 AM (#732705) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: wysiwyg Mom, what is sex? Daddy, what's THAT? Papa, where's mine? ~S~ |
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19 Jun 02 - 02:17 AM (#732734) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Jeanie "With all respect..." |
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19 Jun 02 - 03:27 AM (#732751) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: greg stephens Better sit down |
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19 Jun 02 - 03:28 AM (#732752) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: greg stephens Shatner Little Hawk |
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19 Jun 02 - 05:48 AM (#732793) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: GUEST,Crazy Eddie You are WHAT? |
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19 Jun 02 - 06:24 AM (#732807) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Declan Crazy Eddies contribution is well known in Northside Dublin as a marriage proposal. Also (as far as I can remember) the opening words of "The Snapper" by Roddy Doyle, although knowing Roddy it was probably You're F&*((ing Wha'?. How about Do you play (followed by) Fields of Athenry Streets of London The Lonesome Boatman The Marino Waltz Willie Mc Bride. To mention but a few. |
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19 Jun 02 - 06:27 AM (#732810) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: CarolC Not my problem
Not my department
Come back Monday
Stick 'em up This won't hurt |
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19 Jun 02 - 06:31 AM (#732811) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: gnu I said/wrote/meant what ?
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19 Jun 02 - 07:04 AM (#732819) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: McGrath of Harlow Not to worry |
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19 Jun 02 - 07:43 AM (#732840) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Grab In my opinion... No offence, but... Or the most worrying when driving with someone:- Argh arghhh aaaarghhhh!
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19 Jun 02 - 07:51 AM (#732847) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: GUEST Hurray for WYSIWIG All her examples Of THREE words have FOUR instead Well done, Susan! |
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19 Jun 02 - 07:54 AM (#732851) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: GUEST By the way Jesus is dead
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19 Jun 02 - 08:03 AM (#732857) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: SharonA Public-TV pledge drive Where's the kid? (or cat or dog or whoever has gotten out of the house unnoticed) Another root canal Bobert, go practice! |
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19 Jun 02 - 08:31 AM (#732875) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: HuwG You can't lose Press any key Gimme an E! for tuning purposes only, I hasten to add Last orders, please! UK public houses Best before end ... Darling, I'm pregnant |
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19 Jun 02 - 08:33 AM (#732878) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: The Walrus at work What about "Brewed under licence" (translates as: "The same crap we usually brew, but with a well known foreign label slapped on the bottle/can" Walrus |
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19 Jun 02 - 08:35 AM (#732881) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: MMario I like monkeys! |
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19 Jun 02 - 08:37 AM (#732883) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Mr Red Bobert you forgot the next three - easy as pie. hang a left the other left do a U-ie tree? what tree? my insurance details |
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19 Jun 02 - 08:46 AM (#732888) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: lady penelope Bare with us Not long now Not yet dispatched New password required ( seems to happen far too frequently at work and I'm running out of memorable words/phrases ) "I've just used the last....." ( I know it'snot three words but... ) And on London Transport Public Address Systems...."We're experiencing delays....." TTFN M'Lady P. |
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19 Jun 02 - 09:05 AM (#732898) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: GUEST,gnomad (better try again) Cheque in post or you'll like this |
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19 Jun 02 - 09:38 AM (#732909) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: C-flat Can we talk? |
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19 Jun 02 - 09:53 AM (#732919) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: SharonA No toilet paper. |
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19 Jun 02 - 11:21 AM (#732952) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Amergin george w. bush |
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19 Jun 02 - 12:50 PM (#732993) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: annamill Just trust me.... Right! |
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19 Jun 02 - 12:51 PM (#732997) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: GUEST,Arkie You can't missit. |
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19 Jun 02 - 12:53 PM (#733000) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: MMario Do you think...? I've heard that..... The Mudcat's Down! |
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19 Jun 02 - 02:03 PM (#733039) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Dead Horse You're on next. It's your round. Pipe Returned False. |
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19 Jun 02 - 02:11 PM (#733046) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Kim C Can we talk? Want to help? (if you answer Yes to this, you end up getting the whole project dumped into your lap! Here's an idea. I've been thinking. Are you awake? What's for supper? Honey, guess what? It costs WHAT? Look at this. I broke something. The dog vomited. I'll check back. |
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19 Jun 02 - 02:32 PM (#733069) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Charley Noble I'm a singer-songwriter... I play banjo... I play concertina... |
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19 Jun 02 - 02:33 PM (#733072) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: MMario GUEST has arrived |
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19 Jun 02 - 02:38 PM (#733076) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: AliUK Have you finished? I won´t cum. This side up |
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19 Jun 02 - 02:43 PM (#733082) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Amergin get to work i fell out got a headache |
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19 Jun 02 - 02:45 PM (#733083) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Catherine Jayne It wasn't me! Would I do......? Wait and see. You want what? I said what? Did you see....? |
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19 Jun 02 - 03:14 PM (#733098) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: HuwG General Protection Failure as in, "Who is General Protection Failure, and why is he trying to read my hard disk ?" I'll play along Press for attention |
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19 Jun 02 - 03:56 PM (#733135) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Kim C Read my lips. No new taxes. Touch my monkey. Sure, sing along. Bless your heart. |
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19 Jun 02 - 04:04 PM (#733141) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: SharonA "Mahhh Ahhhh Meeeeeeeeee!!!!" (the pronunciation of "Mommy" when the child is either lost, injured, or interested in having Mommy buy the entire toy store) |
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19 Jun 02 - 04:28 PM (#733152) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: GUEST,Just Amy I love this..... I'll have another another blonde joke (makes me run screaming)
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19 Jun 02 - 05:44 PM (#733187) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Amergin a republican president... |
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19 Jun 02 - 05:55 PM (#733195) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: ddw Your license, please I'm a cop Help is coming
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19 Jun 02 - 06:08 PM (#733201) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Herga Kitty System memory low Where did I? Who am I? Who are you Did I really? |
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19 Jun 02 - 06:20 PM (#733211) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: THE MAJOR (Daughter on the phone to Mum) "I need Dad" |
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19 Jun 02 - 06:26 PM (#733217) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Lanfranc Could you just ..... ?
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19 Jun 02 - 06:37 PM (#733225) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: BanjoRay Public Entertainment Licence (if that's what PEL stands for!) Cheers |
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19 Jun 02 - 06:46 PM (#733233) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: GUEST,outlawsinger Wow! So many dreaded phrases. Someone should write some poetry out of these. Would you mind... |
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19 Jun 02 - 06:55 PM (#733244) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Paul from Hull STOP! Armed Police! (happily I speak NOT from personal experience in this case.....*G*) |
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19 Jun 02 - 06:58 PM (#733247) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: GUEST,kendall You are fired, Mike Wallace called |
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19 Jun 02 - 07:01 PM (#733251) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Liz the Squeak It's your turn.... Don't get upset..... I couldn't help..... LTS |
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19 Jun 02 - 07:36 PM (#733275) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: GUEST,kiwi Good onya mate! No worries mate.. Raewyn, you awake? (Aussie foreplay 1) brace yourself Raewyn.. (Aussie foreplay 2) I'm comin' in (A F 3) was that it?? (final response) |
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19 Jun 02 - 08:08 PM (#733297) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Gray D "Darling, your wallet?" or "Dad, your wallet?" usually "Where's my wallet" (admittedly, there's one word missing there) |
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19 Jun 02 - 10:58 PM (#733363) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Little Hawk George W. Bush James Tiberius Kirk Only in Canada... - LH
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19 Jun 02 - 11:10 PM (#733366) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Celtic Soul Ah, crap, MMario! You beat me to the punch! |
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19 Jun 02 - 11:11 PM (#733368) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: GUEST,SmashedFlat What's that smell? Did you tune? |
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19 Jun 02 - 11:27 PM (#733377) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: GUEST,SmashedFlat Oh, and.... I'm sorry, but...... |
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19 Jun 02 - 11:29 PM (#733379) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Bobert Will, dangz, wears der bobberzt? Iz jus stopted en ta see ifenz he wanded me ta git any ting ad fer Dwedet Sprengz Stor and hez done lef the pudder own an youz'll be messin wid 3 dreated words and remintz me of a few mah ownseff. Will, Iz gonna triez out afew onya jus' ta see ifinz they okay wid ya an allz. Las Iren City? Shee Vetts Rulez! Retherz fir me. Gonna eat dat? Iz din'tz enhallz. Hay, Iz gettin pudry gud ad dis, ain Iz. Oh, I here der bobberzt. Donz knowbuddy teil hem Iz been hear, ya here? OK, one las won... God ta go...
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20 Jun 02 - 12:15 AM (#733395) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: GUEST,Tom Dowling ...long story short..... |
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20 Jun 02 - 12:19 AM (#733396) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: GUEST,Tom Dowling ...Assume the position. ...license and registration... ....where's the fire?
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20 Jun 02 - 12:31 AM (#733399) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: TeriLu dry clean only testing in progress |
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20 Jun 02 - 12:47 AM (#733404) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Amos Boss wants ya. Not tonight, dear. Don't get it! Oh, shut up! Can if ahwanna Be very afraid... Latitudinal transvector polymorphism... I don't hafta! Congress passes law... New tax regulations! |
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20 Jun 02 - 01:21 AM (#733424) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Liz the Squeak A word please? (usually the boss) Let me just..... (It's never just, it always infernal) Although your work..... (softening up before the blow) S/he said you..... (putting the blame on someone else) Off the record..... (yeah, is it ever?) Have you done....? (I know you haven't or I wouldn't ask) Whilst I understand..... (meaning they don't) One more thing.... (and 17 others with it...) That your melodeon? Can I borrow? (guaranteed to bring fear and trembling into the hearts of both lender and audience alike) LTS |
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20 Jun 02 - 01:40 AM (#733431) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Liz the Squeak Could be worse... (yeah, like I need that!) It doesn't matter (to you maybe.....) Why even bother? (Because if I didn't then who would, and nothing ever gets changed by not bothering). LTS |
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20 Jun 02 - 03:18 AM (#733458) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Chip2447 Not my fault
I'm not married
I'm almost eighteen
Sorry bout that
It'll never happen
Do you Mind?
Another Shatner Thread
Don't touch that(usually followed by a horrendous crash)
Your mother called
Internal Revenue Service
Are these poisonious?
"IT'S THE POLICE!!!" Chip2447
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20 Jun 02 - 06:17 AM (#733504) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: GUEST,mick /punch the horse "i've followed through" |
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20 Jun 02 - 09:57 AM (#733615) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: VoxFox Are you busy? Hold this, please. Be right back. Just a second. |
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20 Jun 02 - 10:04 AM (#733622) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Kim C You'll know this. or Kim will know. Usually followed by someone asking me some ridiculous question that I really don't know the answer to, and I'm wondering why in the hell they ever thought to ask me in the first place. This is fun! |
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20 Jun 02 - 11:56 AM (#733703) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: fat B****rd Told ya so |
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20 Jun 02 - 12:56 PM (#733739) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: SharonA Back to work! |
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20 Jun 02 - 01:10 PM (#733749) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: MMario bite your tongue!
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20 Jun 02 - 01:16 PM (#733751) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: SharonA Okay... Bagghh thoo wurrgghh! |
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20 Jun 02 - 02:09 PM (#733787) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: MILZ no offence but.... (goes on to say the most offenive thing ever!) |
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20 Jun 02 - 07:29 PM (#733979) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Celtic Soul I have HIV (if you were ever intimate), Do it yourself. (When it aint yer job), ba da bing (from anyone, anywhere, anytime), Let me help (from someone you'd rather take nothing from), That's not it (when shopping with a 10 year old who wants to look like a super model and hates everything she tries on), Five more minutes (from your honey, who doesn't seem to need sleep), I am sorry (from someone you know is completely disingenuous, and means not one letter in the phrase), You're laid off.
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20 Jun 02 - 09:56 PM (#734043) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Little Hawk Who's William Shatner?
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20 Jun 02 - 10:21 PM (#734052) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Amos Overweight Canadian has-been... |
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20 Jun 02 - 10:48 PM (#734062) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: GUEST,outlawsinger the condom broke... |
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20 Jun 02 - 11:46 PM (#734075) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: katlaughing From the top! Ask your doctor (in the drug company ads) Is it time? My water broke! |
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20 Jun 02 - 11:54 PM (#734078) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Jim Krause I don't care. Truth or consequences Truth in advertising. An oxymoron, anyway.
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21 Jun 02 - 01:54 AM (#734099) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: CarolC "Mind the bellows" (followed by a shriek emanating from the woman playing her new accordion for the first time) |
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21 Jun 02 - 01:57 AM (#734100) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: fox4zero Senator Oliver North |
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21 Jun 02 - 02:15 AM (#734104) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Liz the Squeak What's so bad about the IRS? They're very nice as employers go....! Any way.... World Cup Action. World Cup here. World Cup higlights Wimbledon Fortnight Here Racing from (insert racecourse) Have you finished? I met someone World Cup Special Bank Holiday Monday (more bloody sports) It's your round. World Cup Offers David Beckham's foot Michael Owen's groin World Cup Snacks See a pattern here??? LTS |
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21 Jun 02 - 09:18 AM (#734272) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: SharonA Over 100 posts! (Okay, so "one hundred" is really two words) (So sue me) See Part Two |