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12 Jul 02 - 05:31 PM (#747391) Subject: Lonelyhearts Plea From: GUEST,Mickey191 Hi Folks, These are supposed to be legitimate ads from an Irish paper. Bad tempered,foul-mouthed old bastard living in a damp cottage in the arse end of Roscommon, seeks 21 yr. old blonde with big chest. Bitter,disillusioned Kerryman rejected by longtime fiance, seeks decent,honest,reliable woman. If such a thing still exists in this cruel world of hatchet faced bitches. < My question: What would your ad say? > |
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12 Jul 02 - 05:33 PM (#747394) Subject: RE: BS: Lonelyhearts Plea From: GUEST,Mickey191 My Question-What would your ad say?? |
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12 Jul 02 - 05:36 PM (#747395) Subject: RE: BS: Lonelyhearts Plea From: GUEST,(Not a Guest)Mickey191 My question got misplaced---Oh, here it is-What would your ad say? |
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12 Jul 02 - 05:39 PM (#747398) Subject: RE: BS: Lonelyhearts Plea From: Liz the Squeak Are you the man who can make me what I've always wanted to be, a rich widow? LTS |
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12 Jul 02 - 05:51 PM (#747405) Subject: RE: BS: Lonelyhearts Plea From: Jerry Rasmussen Looking for a woman who wouldn't be caught dead answering this ad. (I got one..) Jerry |
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12 Jul 02 - 08:13 PM (#747468) Subject: RE: BS: Lonelyhearts Plea From: C-flat Then there's the guy who placed an ad. in the classified section; "WIFE WANTED" Next day he received dozens of replies... "YOU CAN HAVE MINE!" |
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12 Jul 02 - 08:17 PM (#747473) Subject: RE: BS: Lonelyhearts Plea From: C-flat I should add that I found my Miss.Right,(I just didn't know that her first name was "Always") C-flat(looking nervously over his shoulder while typing) |
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12 Jul 02 - 08:28 PM (#747477) Subject: RE: BS: Lonelyhearts Plea From: Amergin severely depressed man with a magic tongue seeks woman to taste. |
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12 Jul 02 - 08:33 PM (#747478) Subject: RE: BS: Lonelyhearts Plea From: Mickey191 Here's another from the same source-though this is kinda sad: Following a recent loss,tea totaler Tipperary man 53, seeks replacement Mammy. Must like biscuits and answer to Minnie. |