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28 May 98 - 01:49 AM (#29502) Subject: Does anyone have Button/Piano Accordion Jokes From: brad3555@hello.net.au Click for the 'PermaThread™: List of all joke threads'Anyone have any good Accordion Jokes? Please send them to brad3555@hello.net.au or send it via this site by replying Thanks.
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28 May 98 - 11:22 AM (#29534) Subject: RE: Does anyone have Button/Piano Accordion Jokes From: Isn't there an accordion group called "Those Darned Accordions" which has a t-shirt for sale that says: Accordions don't play Lady of Spain. People do. Frank Phillips |
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28 May 98 - 12:26 PM (#29542) Subject: RE: Does anyone have Button/Piano Accordion Jokes From: Jon W. There's one in the banjo jokes thread that mentions accordion players also. In fact you could just substitute accordion for banjo in most of those jokes. There's also a Gary Larson Far Side cartoon - a group of new arrivals in heaven being handed harps with the angel (presumably St. Peter) saying "Welcome to heaven...Here's your harp." Then in the lower half of the frame, a group of new arrivals in hell, with the devil saying "Welcome to hell...Here's your accordion." |
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28 May 98 - 05:16 PM (#29562) Subject: RE: Does anyone have Button/Piano Accordion Jokes From: Barry Finn Don't they make great kindling to start Bodhran fires. Don't beat me, I'm a bodhran player. Barry |
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28 May 98 - 05:29 PM (#29564) Subject: RE: Does anyone have Button/Piano Accordion Jokes From: Joe.T A gentlman is a man who knows how to play an accordion ,but does'nt. |
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28 May 98 - 08:12 PM (#29579) Subject: RE: Does anyone have Button/Piano Accordion Jokes From: alison Hi, There was a huge thread here in the last year, full of jokes. Try doing a search for that one. Slainte Alison |
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29 May 98 - 07:44 PM (#29652) Subject: RE: Does anyone have Button/Piano Accordion Jokes From: Dawn What do you call ten accordions at the bottom of the sea? A good start What do you call it when you throw an accordion in the dumpster and it lands on top of a banjo?
Perfect pitch ;-)
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29 May 98 - 08:23 PM (#29655) Subject: RE: Does anyone have Button/Piano Accordion Jokes From: O'Boyle What's the difference between a dead rabbit in the road and a dead accordion player?
The rabbit might have been on his way to a gig. Slainte Rick |
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30 May 98 - 12:49 PM (#29695) Subject: RE: Does anyone have Button/Piano Accordion Jokes From: Tim Jaques tjaques@netcom.ca You could adapt the bagpipe joke -- "what's the difference between an onion and an accordion?" Nobody cries when you cut up an accordion. Actually, can someone tell me the difference between an accordion and a melodeon? |
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06 Jun 98 - 06:54 PM (#30251) Subject: RE: Does anyone have Button/Piano Accordion Jokes From: mike cahill Q what is the definition of an optimist? A an accordion player with an answerphone |
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08 Jun 98 - 10:32 AM (#30304) Subject: RE: Does anyone have Button/Piano Accordion Jokes From: Duane The story/joke as I heard it concerned a young lady musician and player of many instruments who was on her way to a folk festival somewhere in New England. She left her accordion exposed on the back seat of her car, while driving, and had become very hungry. She exited off the Interstate and pulled into a diner to grab a bite to eat. As she was in the middle of her meal, she realized she had left her instrument clearly visible on the rear seat of her car. She ran out of the diner to her car, but it was too late. The rear window was smashed and someone threw in two more accordions. |
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08 Jun 98 - 11:46 AM (#30307) Subject: RE: Does anyone have Button/Piano Accordion Jokes From: Frank Maher Two people were walking down a Street..One was an Accordion Player and the other one also escaped from a Mental Institution. |
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08 Jun 98 - 11:27 PM (#30369) Subject: RE: Does anyone have Button/Piano Accordion Jokes From: Alex Definition of an accordion: An ill wind that nobody blows good. Answer to Tim: A melodeon is an accordion and is diatonic (different note push-pull) like the button key accordion. It mainly differs in the number and arrangement of the bass (left hand) keys and treble (right hand) voice (reed) switches or couplers. What gives the accordion its sound is two or more reeds playing the same note in different octaves. This produces the "beating" or vibratto sound. |
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23 Jun 98 - 10:43 PM (#31243) Subject: RE: Does anyone have Button/Piano Accordion Jokes From: Muriel From Victoria, B.C. I was down by the Inner Harbour last weekend, and heard an accordion make the most beautiful noise I've ever heard one make ----- Splash! |
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23 Jun 98 - 11:30 PM (#31247) Subject: RE: Does anyone have Button/Piano Accordion Jokes From: rich r The accordion jokes make pretty good sense, but what is a button-piano? rich r |
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16 Nov 21 - 10:05 PM (#4126427) Subject: RE: Does anyone have Button/Piano Accordion Jokes From: GUEST,Henry G Is that all you got? I’m an accordion player a d find all these jokes funny as can be. Some of them I’d heard before |
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17 Nov 21 - 11:01 AM (#4126482) Subject: RE: Does anyone have Button/Piano Accordion Jokes From: GUEST a button-piano?- sounds interesting? |