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BS: Mistletoe over my computer

15 Dec 02 - 06:54 PM (#847967)
Subject: BS: Misletoe over my computer
From: Morticia

okay, the misletoe has been hung over tne corner in which my computer stands......anyone fancy a snog? *BG*


15 Dec 02 - 07:27 PM (#847986)
Subject: RE: BS: Misletoe over my computer
From: Tweed

I take one of them Morty. Jes let me get rid of this here tobacco plug....there now all ready...uhh..Noreen? You still thar girl? Hello??


15 Dec 02 - 07:37 PM (#847988)
Subject: RE: BS: Misletoe over my computer
From: Liz the Squeak

That wasn't there last week..... mwuah, mwuah....

XX

LTS


15 Dec 02 - 09:34 PM (#848050)
Subject: RE: BS: Misletoe over my computer
From: Amos

Morty:

Al the snogs you can handle, duck -- just stand up on that chair there... :>)

Love ya,

A


15 Dec 02 - 10:44 PM (#848074)
Subject: RE: BS: Misletoe over my computer
From: katlaughing

I'll give you one snog and a hug and raise ya one, too, Mortee! Mourning for my sister's lost cat, tonight...

{{{{{{HUGS&SNOGS}}}}}}}}

luvyakat


16 Dec 02 - 12:42 AM (#848097)
Subject: RE: BS: Misletoe over my computer
From: Bert

Yup, count me in.


16 Dec 02 - 03:04 AM (#848128)
Subject: RE: BS: Misletoe over my computer
From: Liz the Squeak

Great to see the Snog of the Week back... and even better that Morty is the snogee... she deserves it.

LTS


16 Dec 02 - 12:32 PM (#848230)
Subject: RE: BS: Misletoe over my computer
From: Dead Horse

So who the hell wants to snog your computer - it's not P.C. you know!


16 Dec 02 - 01:08 PM (#848253)
Subject: RE: BS: Misletoe over my computer
From: Bill D

ok.....brace your sweet self.....










mmmmmwwwaaahhhhhhh


16 Dec 02 - 01:12 PM (#848258)
Subject: RE: BS: Misletoe over my computer
From: Bill D

nahhh..not nearly adequate....once more....




mmmmmwwwaaahhhhhhh




there!


16 Dec 02 - 01:21 PM (#848263)
Subject: RE: BS: Misletoe over my computer
From: Schantieman

Mwah!

(dunno how to do the flashy stuff)

Harpy crimbo!

Steve


16 Dec 02 - 01:40 PM (#848286)
Subject: RE: BS: Misletoe over my computer
From: Morticia

crikey Bill, a girl STAYS snogged when you plant one on her....I feel cheerier already :)


16 Dec 02 - 01:50 PM (#848300)
Subject: RE: BS: Misletoe over my computer
From: Noreen

Big hug and a *smooch* from me too, Mortee, as i'm full of birthday and Christmas cheer :0)

(Here, Tweed my dear- what had you in mind??)


16 Dec 02 - 07:13 PM (#848478)
Subject: RE: BS: Misletoe over my computer
From: Dead Horse

Oh. I get it. Snog Morti.

No tongues mind, the wife is watching.

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX


and one for luck    X


16 Dec 02 - 07:29 PM (#848486)
Subject: RE: BS: Misletoe over my computer
From: Tinker

Love, Love....Kiss, Kiss
Whoops... none of that city folk air kissey stuff it's Morti...

BIG HUGS and a SNOG!!!

I needed that !


16 Dec 02 - 08:13 PM (#848519)
Subject: RE: BS: Misletoe over my computer
From: Morticia

big snogs right back at you all, today looks sooo much brighter now :)


16 Dec 02 - 09:27 PM (#848556)
Subject: RE: BS: Misletoe over my computer
From: AllisonA(Animaterra)

Snogs all around, especially to you, Morty!


17 Dec 02 - 01:11 AM (#848673)
Subject: RE: BS: Misletoe over my computer
From: EBarnacle1

Hogs and kisses, m'dear. The best of the year. Celebrate and be joyous!!!


17 Dec 02 - 06:52 AM (#848761)
Subject: RE: BS: Misletoe over my computer
From: Dave Bryant

Ooooh - I'd love to give you a kiss Morty darling, but every time I try to send you one, my virus checker cuts in and tells me that the file is currupt (or at least likely to corrupt others). When I disable the the virus checker, I get a BLUE SCREEN with:

          This program has performed an illegal operation
          and will be shut down.

          If the problem persists, contact the program
          vendor.

Perhaps somethings are never meant to be.
Have a very cool Yule.


17 Dec 02 - 08:16 AM (#848804)
Subject: RE: BS: Misletoe over my computer
From: GUEST,T-boy

Oh, 'snog'. I thought you said 'song'. Still, can anyone write a song called 'Mistletoe over my computer'?


17 Dec 02 - 09:37 PM (#849361)
Subject: RE: BS: Misletoe over my computer
From: ballpienhammer

Mistletoe over my computer,
I hung it there today.
Maybe I'll get lucky,
And I'll get a peck t'day.

Merry Chistmastime makes me,
Lovey Dovey, cozy too.
A misletoe tree over my PC now,
That's what I got in mind for you!

A little sprig, gets a kiss,
But I want much much more.
So I hung up the whole dam tree...
You KNOW what I got in store!

So move yourself over here,
Stand in the special place,
Pucker up them rosy lips,
I'm gonna start off with your face!


18 Dec 02 - 12:40 AM (#849428)
Subject: RE: BS: Misletoe over my computer
From: mg

that is a very romantic song Mr. Hammer. mg


18 Dec 02 - 06:16 AM (#849510)
Subject: RE: BS: Misletoe over my computer
From: Dave Bryant

Oh shit, one of the berries has just fallen off the mistletoe and got sucked into the PSU fan, which has stoped with a shower of juice - all over the motherboard. Now I'm getting smoke and sparks from inside the case - and this is a brand new PC from Ebeneezer Scrooge Computers PLC. I think I will have to log o..........


18 Dec 02 - 09:57 AM (#849583)
Subject: RE: BS: Misletoe over my computer
From: Roger the Skiffler

X
You know how to make a happy man feel very old!

Sorry about the brandy breath -it's from the pudding sauce, honestly!
RtS
(no fool like a yule fool)


18 Dec 02 - 10:05 AM (#849591)
Subject: RE: BS: Misletoe over my computer
From: allanwill

Anyone want a mistletoe belt for christmas?

Allan


18 Dec 02 - 11:54 AM (#849666)
Subject: RE: BS: Misletoe over my computer
From: Dave Bryant

Yes, but it must be cut with a golden sickle.


18 Dec 02 - 12:12 PM (#849676)
Subject: RE: BS: Misletoe over my computer
From: catspaw49

Hey Mort.......I waited to see how this was going and you're getting plenty of snogs. I'd be overjoyed to give you a really great snoggin' but what I really want to do is hold you down and rub ya' all over!!! but I guess I'll settle for a virtual snog headin' your direction...........***sigh***...............

)))))))))))))))SNOG...slurp...((((((((((((((((
.....rubrubrubrubrub...........had ta' get that in..........

Spaw


18 Dec 02 - 08:13 PM (#849986)
Subject: RE: BS: Misletoe over my computer
From: ballpienhammer

I guess it was more of a poem than a song....but it WAS romantic, WASN't it?


19 Dec 02 - 02:37 AM (#850135)
Subject: RE: BS: Misletoe over my computer
From: Liz the Squeak

Where did you get the mistletoe? I've not been able to find any that wasn't plastic and hideous....

Will ivy do?

LTS


19 Dec 02 - 04:19 AM (#850172)
Subject: RE: BS: Misletoe over my computer
From: Catherine Jayne

Liz......Spitals Flourist opposite the Halifax at the Green Gate has mistletoe for sale, thats where we got ours from!!

We've got it hung over doors so when the doorbell rings even the postman looks hopeful....LOL!!!!!

Cat


19 Dec 02 - 05:32 PM (#850686)
Subject: RE: BS: Misletoe over my computer
From: Liz the Squeak

Have you seen my postman?????

Wouldn't bother with it if you had.

LTS