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BS: What would you like for Christmas

16 Dec 02 - 07:36 PM (#848489)
Subject: BS: What would you like for Christmas
From: rock chick

A very Happy Christmas to all Madcatters.

So come on what would you REALLY like for Christmas, there are a few things I would like, but deep down I would like peace everywhere and everyone just to be content and happy, and of course good music, these things you can't buy with money and they are worth more than anything money can buy.


16 Dec 02 - 07:43 PM (#848494)
Subject: RE: BS: What would you like for Christmas
From: Leadfingers

Apart from Peace on Earth and Good will to all Men I would cheerfully settle for enough cash to pay off the mortgage and buy a decent car so
I could tell them to do the usual thing with the day job,and go back to playing music seriously again.Or a nice bottle of GOOD mat whisky.


16 Dec 02 - 07:46 PM (#848496)
Subject: RE: BS: What would you like for Christmas
From: Catherine Jayne

A 5 string Fiddle please.......Sorcha would like one too!!!


16 Dec 02 - 08:05 PM (#848515)
Subject: RE: BS: What would you like for Christmas
From: Dead Horse

Leadfingers: Mat whisky - as opposd to *shine* I suppose;-)

I'd like a winning lottery ticket.........................
................and peace on earth & all that stuff.


16 Dec 02 - 08:30 PM (#848530)
Subject: RE: BS: What would you like for Christmas
From: McGrath of Harlow

I want my Mudcat CDs to arrive in time to open them on Christmas Day.

World peace would be nice, but it seems rather a tall order right now.


16 Dec 02 - 08:33 PM (#848533)
Subject: RE: BS: What would you like for Christmas
From: Poddy

a five-string for me too, and an amp, and someone to pay off my credit card bills and put me through grad school, and a food processor, and a playstation 2.

And peace on earth, goodwill to men, and an end to world hunger.

Visualize Whirled Peas!


16 Dec 02 - 09:26 PM (#848555)
Subject: RE: BS: What would you like for Christmas
From: Jeri

CatsPHiddle don't forget me! I want a 5 string fiddle too!

Actually, I don't have money, I don't have relatives (let alone ones with disposable incomes) and my friends don't have any money. In reaction to the lack of money I've developed a lack of concern over not having any. Peace is good, but I'm selfish even if I don't have cash. I want love, I want music, and I want to laugh so hard I get a cramp in my face.


16 Dec 02 - 09:34 PM (#848560)
Subject: RE: BS: What would you like for Christmas
From: Bobert

There is nothing materially I can honestly say I would like more than for my country to not invade Iraq. Nothin'! Not a winnin' lotto ticket! Not nothin'!

Bobert


16 Dec 02 - 09:45 PM (#848563)
Subject: RE: BS: What would you like for Christmas
From: GUEST,JennyO

Right now I am still recovering from a broken wrist which I thought was healed and I have to spend another few weeks in plaster, so what I am wishing for is my health and the love and support of my friends and my kids(I already know I can count on that).Sufficient money for my needs would be nice, too. Finances are a bit grim cos I can't do my usual job which involves driving. AND LOTS OF MUSIC AND LAUGHTER!!!! I believe music can do a lot to heal the world.


16 Dec 02 - 10:01 PM (#848570)
Subject: RE: BS: What would you like for Christmas
From: mg

all the above intangibles, plus some tangibles. Warm fuzzy socks and the plum Mudcat CD and one of those little tents that just pop open I could take to the ocean and throw on the beach and a new old dishwasher for Sunnycamp. Maybe a Pat Humphries CD too. mg


16 Dec 02 - 10:25 PM (#848581)
Subject: RE: BS: What would you like for Christmas
From: Bee-dubya-ell

I would say that I want a five-string fiddle too, but my wife has drawn the line at the fiddle. She has allowed me to learn hammer dulcimer, banjo and Dobro during the time we've been married without giving me too much grief. But, she's already divorced one beginning fiddler and probably wouldn't hesitate to make it two. I guess I'll settle for some new strings for a few of the instruments I've already got.

Bruce


16 Dec 02 - 11:09 PM (#848606)
Subject: RE: BS: What would you like for Christmas
From: Bill D

oh, I guess maybe an exemption from entropy would do me just fine.....

and a good bottle of very old Springbank single malt scotch.


16 Dec 02 - 11:46 PM (#848631)
Subject: RE: BS: What would you like for Christmas
From: Sorcha

Apart from the 5 string and Whirled Peas, I would really like a CD player that actually works......so I can listen to all this new stuff.

Oh, and for Mr. to stay home long enough for a good back rub.....well, maybe an all over rub.......


17 Dec 02 - 12:28 AM (#848654)
Subject: RE: BS: What would you like for Christmas
From: Haruo

I'd be happy with peace on earth and a reasonably comprehensive Japanese-Esperanto dictionary. And maybe Internet access.

Haruo


17 Dec 02 - 04:25 AM (#848732)
Subject: RE: BS: What would you like for Christmas
From: fat B****rd

Apart from POE of course I really would like to feel secure about our Endowment Policy (cue double-breasted suit and false promises) and hope that we don't have to ask for sheltered accomodation instead of owning our little house.
Lord ! what a whingebag. Naturally I want Cds, books and DVDs. Merry Christmas 'catters.


17 Dec 02 - 07:26 AM (#848775)
Subject: RE: BS: What would you like for Christmas
From: Alio

To have all the people I love around me - healthy and happy - and to hear that George Bush has fallen through a hole in the road somewhere (I reckon that's the nearest thing to achieving world peace at the moment!)


17 Dec 02 - 07:30 AM (#848781)
Subject: RE: BS: What would you like for Christmas
From: JennyO

Likewise our not-so-illustrious leader in Australia - little Johnny Howard.
                               Jenny


17 Dec 02 - 11:18 AM (#848946)
Subject: RE: BS: What would you like for Christmas
From: Amos

I'd just LOVE a decent banjo, a nice desktop soundstudio thing, a Martin 12-string, a car with less than 100,000 miles on it, a 36-foot sailboat, a workshop with a small CNC mill and a lathe in it, a contract for my book, and a new job.

But you know what? I am getting something much better instead -- my best beloved daughter is bound home for Xmas at the end of the week, and it looks like she will be pulling down a very successful first semester at the Conservatory, and my best beloved wife will be by my side, and her Mom's coming over and an array of really fine friends and about ten thousand Sea Monkeys. So all in all, I reckon I am doing okay, thanks!!

A


17 Dec 02 - 11:40 AM (#848956)
Subject: RE: BS: What would you like for Christmas
From: greg stephens

Some socks, some underpants, some rather tight-fitting gloves, a humorous keyring that plays irritating tunes, and a book I've already got. Usual sort of things.


17 Dec 02 - 11:41 AM (#848957)
Subject: RE: BS: What would you like for Christmas
From: GUEST,Walking Eagle

Someone to watch over me! A nice man to be with to stick with me through my rough times. I promise I'll stick by him during his rough times. Mid 50's and sexy gray hair! Oh and he should play music as well! Sigh! Dream on woman.


17 Dec 02 - 11:56 AM (#848966)
Subject: RE: BS: What would you like for Christmas
From: Raptor

SNOW so i can SKI

Raptor


17 Dec 02 - 12:21 PM (#848989)
Subject: RE: BS: What would you like for Christmas
From: Catherine Jayne

Guest Walking Eagle.......I got me one of them...If I can find one so can you!!!

Cat


17 Dec 02 - 01:12 PM (#849029)
Subject: RE: BS: What would you like for Christmas
From: GUEST

Hey all you Mudcat folks hoping for peace on earth, have you picked up your SantAnon present yet? No? Then you best get yourselves on over to:

www.peaceforchristmas.org

and pick up your Peace on Earth gift to give to the world too!


17 Dec 02 - 01:15 PM (#849034)
Subject: RE: BS: What would you like for Christmas
From: GUEST

Cat, honey what a waste,you wanna try toyboys


17 Dec 02 - 03:05 PM (#849093)
Subject: RE: BS: What would you like for Christmas
From: CarolC

I would like my loved ones and the people I care about to be safe and happy. As a little extra bonus, I wouldn't mind if everyone in the world could be safe and happy. And warm. Safe, happy, and warm. And well fed. Safe, happy, warm, and well fed. But not too warm. So I'd like the ones in hot places to be cool enough to be comfortable. So that's safe, happy, well fed, and comfortable. That's not too much to ask, is it? Oh, yeah, and I'd like them to be healthy too. That's about it, I think. Thank you very much.


17 Dec 02 - 03:05 PM (#849094)
Subject: RE: BS: What would you like for Christmas
From: Catherine Jayne

toy boys????   Im only 22 if I had a toyboy it would be illegal!!!

I am VERY HAPPY with the man I have and we have a wonderful and loving relationship.

Cat


17 Dec 02 - 03:13 PM (#849102)
Subject: RE: BS: What would you like for Christmas
From: Mrrzy

A LOVER! I'm tired of the single life! Or, rather, the celibate life. MANY lovers would be OK too, and I could stay single.


17 Dec 02 - 05:45 PM (#849204)
Subject: RE: BS: What would you like for Christmas
From: GUEST

Well Cat honey,I'm only 21,so I guess I'd do. Don't need Viagra either


17 Dec 02 - 06:01 PM (#849213)
Subject: RE: BS: What would you like for Christmas
From: Cluin

To quote Steve Martin:

"If I had one wish that I could wish this holiday season, it would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace.
If I had two wishes I could make this holiday season, the first would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing in the spirit of harmony and peace. And the second would be for 30 million dollars a month to be given to me, tax-free in a Swiss bank account.
You know, if I had three wishes I could make this holiday season, the first, of course, would be for all the children of the world to get together and sing, the second would be for the 30 million dollars every month to me, and the third would be for encompassing power over every living being in the entire universe.
And if I had four wishes that I could make this holiday season, the first would be the crap about the kids definitely, the second would be for the 30 million, the third would be for all the power, and the fourth would be to set aside one month each year to have an extended 31-day orgasm, to be brought out slowly by Rosanna Arquette and that model Paulina-somebody, I can't think of her name. Of course my lovely wife can come too and she's behind me one hundred percent here, I guarantee it.
Wait a minute, maybe the sex thing should be the first wish, so if I made that the first wish (because it could all go boom tomorrow, then what do you got, y'know?). No, no, the kids, the kids singing would be great, that would be nice.
But wait a minute, who am I kidding? They're not going to be able to get all those kids together. I mean, the logistics of the thing is impossible, more trouble than it's worth!

So -- we reorganize! Here we go. First, the sex thing. We go with that. Second, the money. No, we got with the power second, then the money. And then the kids.
Oh wait, oh jeez, I forgot about revenge against my enemies!
Okay, I need revenge against all my enemies, they should die like pigs in hell! That would be my fourth wish. And, of course, my fifth wish would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace.
Thank you everybody and Merry Christmas. "


17 Dec 02 - 06:02 PM (#849214)
Subject: RE: BS: What would you like for Christmas
From: Liz the Squeak

Sean Connery covered in chocolate.....

LTS


17 Dec 02 - 06:23 PM (#849236)
Subject: RE: BS: What would you like for Christmas
From: harpgirl

...I want my brother to come to my home just once to visit me...


17 Dec 02 - 06:33 PM (#849245)
Subject: RE: BS: What would you like for Christmas
From: Just Amy

Liz - YUM


17 Dec 02 - 06:36 PM (#849247)
Subject: RE: BS: What would you like for Christmas
From: Catherine Jayne

Did I mention Viagra...No I don't believe I did. I am glad that at 21 you don't need it. Besides I don't want to have to make do!!!.....as I said...anyone that knows me and my bloke knows that we are happy........and believe me the sex is very good.

cat


17 Dec 02 - 07:03 PM (#849267)
Subject: RE: BS: What would you like for Christmas
From: smuggler

To play all the instruments ever played
To speak all the languages ever spoken
To drink all the drinks ever drunk
To make the biggest pizza ever seen
and use them all for one bloody big party in the middle of Iraq


17 Dec 02 - 07:12 PM (#849270)
Subject: RE: BS: What would you like for Christmas
From: Gareth

Speaking as one who drew the short straw for Xmas day and Boxing day duty in our accident control center, peace on earth, and no carnage on the M4 motorway between Newport (Gwent), and "Dear Old Swansea Town". _ No I don't mind - Have you met my relatives !!!!

Gareth


18 Dec 02 - 12:16 AM (#849420)
Subject: RE: BS: What would you like for Christmas
From: alison

... to get through the next few weeks intact .....

.... a less stressful year than the one that is finishing......

.... for my kids to be happy.........


you're a lucky girl cat....... hang on tight to him


slainte

alison


18 Dec 02 - 02:06 AM (#849449)
Subject: RE: BS: What would you like for Christmas
From: Amergin

for my friends to be happy...and at peace...


18 Dec 02 - 03:23 AM (#849461)
Subject: RE: BS: What would you like for Christmas
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

Heloo, I would like a hamster, some chocalate, and a book about fire engines.cheers.john


18 Dec 02 - 01:31 PM (#849719)
Subject: RE: BS: What would you like for Christmas
From: Kim C

A pony.


18 Dec 02 - 02:16 PM (#849730)
Subject: RE: BS: What would you like for Christmas
From: Cluin

I want an Official Red Ryder, Carbine Action, 200-Shot Range Model Air Rifle, with a compass in the stock and a thing that tells time.


18 Dec 02 - 02:27 PM (#849735)
Subject: RE: BS: What would you like for Christmas
From: Amergin

you'll shoot your eye out....


18 Dec 02 - 02:31 PM (#849740)
Subject: RE: BS: What would you like for Christmas
From: Midchuck

I've got one in the back room - not all the fancy extras, but a real Red Ryder. Had it since I was 10, and I'm now 61. Actual wood stock.
It's busted, but I wonder what it's worth now....

Peter.


18 Dec 02 - 04:09 PM (#849794)
Subject: RE: BS: What would you like for Christmas
From: Cluin

Damn! They really are everywhere.


18 Dec 02 - 04:27 PM (#849805)
Subject: RE: BS: What would you like for Christmas
From: TheBigPinkLad

Would it be too crass to ask for a knee-trembler with Nigella Lawson?


18 Dec 02 - 04:29 PM (#849806)
Subject: RE: BS: What would you like for Christmas
From: Cluin

Watch out! I heard she bites.


18 Dec 02 - 04:35 PM (#849810)
Subject: RE: BS: What would you like for Christmas
From: GUEST

Wouldn't you all love to have one of those cool peace presents from the Santa Peace Elf? Of course you would! Pick up your gift that will keep on giving long after the holidays are over at:

www.peaceforchristmas.org

SantAnon


18 Dec 02 - 04:39 PM (#849812)
Subject: RE: BS: What would you like for Christmas
From: Sonnet

A big hug to give all my mudcat friends, especially Bat Goddess, who supported me when I was at my wit's end over my diabetic cat Charlie. (He's doing really well now, thankyou.)

love,

Jay


19 Dec 02 - 04:04 AM (#850164)
Subject: RE: BS: What would you like for Christmas
From: Auxiris

The only thing I can think of that I would really like for Christmas is that the garage we're having built somehow be magically finished before the end of the year, but this doesn't look very likely. Joyeux Noël et Bonne Année, tout le monde!

cheers,

Aux


19 Dec 02 - 03:42 PM (#850632)
Subject: RE: BS: What would you like for Christmas
From: GUEST,Walking Eagle

Harpgirl - - I hope your brother comes home to see you too. AND I'll take Robert Redford covered in Butterscotch!


19 Dec 02 - 06:09 PM (#850718)
Subject: RE: BS: What would you like for Christmas
From: Kim C

I have a Red Ryder BB gun! It don't have a scope or a compass, though.


19 Dec 02 - 07:42 PM (#850792)
Subject: RE: BS: What would you like for Christmas
From: Paul G.

Mrs. Claus brought me a djembe today -- so all of my material wishes for the season have come true. Other than that I'd like to see a cure for all of the nasty incurables (does not include romantics) that torture the bodies and minds of so many, especially kids...

pg


19 Dec 02 - 11:31 PM (#850917)
Subject: RE: BS: What would you like for Christmas
From: mack/misophist

Since you ask, I'd like to have about thirty feet of my small intestine removed, please. That's enough, I think.


19 Dec 02 - 11:32 PM (#850919)
Subject: RE: BS: What would you like for Christmas
From: hesperis

What I really want for Christmas? Housing, food, and a respectable income at a job I actually like.


21 Dec 02 - 05:23 PM (#851869)
Subject: RE: BS: What would you like for Christmas
From: McGrath of Harlow

Well, the Mudcat CDs have arrived and been duly laid away and wrapped to be be given t me at the appropriate time. So that is my Christmas sorted.

And thanks, Santa anon, for the Peace Badge, which arrived this morning, and I've been wearing it today. I suppose it's really the badge version of "From a Distance".


23 Dec 02 - 05:14 PM (#852762)
Subject: RE: BS: What would you like for Christmas
From: rock chick

Only just over one day to go now, that's if you live in England. Well I wish you all receive something along the lines you have wished for: be it a good man, great music ( or maybe it should be a great man and good music and peace in our troubled world.

What I have wished for may come true, there again it may not, but there is nothing wrong with wishing. Can't tell you what it is or it may not come happen!

Happy Christmas to you all, or I would prefer "Happy Holiday" as the Americans say, that covers all ethnic groups.


23 Dec 02 - 08:43 PM (#852859)
Subject: RE: BS: What would you like for Christmas
From: MMario

a new car - I was broadsided on my way home from work. my lovely new to me vehicle is toast.


24 Dec 02 - 10:19 AM (#853125)
Subject: RE: BS: What would you like for Christmas
From: GUEST,Boab_d

I would like that feeling of excitment when you woke up when you were about 5 years old and your parents were in bed while you sneeked into the living room oh so quiet and opened all your presents with your siblings. That was just the best.
       But I'm a little to old now, so for everyone to wake up on Christmas morning say thanks to who or what ever they beleive in and say thankyou for the day and smile the whole day through. That would be a great Christmas for many people I think, especially me but I'm working away this one but hame on the 27th so I'll make up for it then

Dylan


24 Dec 02 - 10:28 AM (#853133)
Subject: RE: BS: What would you like for Christmas
From: JedMarum

relief from debt!

When I was in the adult world, working a day job - this was a modest and manageabe issue - now that I am working as a musician, I will spend the rest of my working life atoning for past consumer-based sins! (not really consumer, college loans, mortgage, cars, and taxes are the biggest part of it). So maybe Santa will bring me a winning lottery ticket - not too much, just enough to get this monkey off my back!! Oh, and maybe enough to buy me a Glen Reid baritone guitar!


24 Dec 02 - 03:52 PM (#853225)
Subject: RE: BS: What would you like for Christmas
From: Celtic Soul

For me? Less stress. X-mas, gigs, music to research, wedding to plan, kid to raise, 9-5 job...sheesh, I need a day off.

In general, pretty much the same...some peace for the world at large.


25 Dec 02 - 12:14 PM (#853578)
Subject: RE: BS: What would you like for Christmas
From: *daylia*

I'd like my for my Dad, who has suffered through a stroke and two hip replacements over the last couple years, to be in less pain and be able to get himself around a little easier. It's really hard for him to be unable to work and to do all the things around the house/yard he used to love to do. He really feels 'useless' and depressed at times. I wish he'd believe me when I tell him that all the things he gives to us now - his time, his love and his practical wisdom and advice - are just as important as doing chores and earning money. Maybe even more so. I'll just keep on telling him ...

And I wish that every awful upsetting headline was followed by one of peace and hope. And that people would focus on creating MORE peace and hope in their own little 'worlds', in their own families and communities. That way 'world peace' might just be a reality someday ...

I wish more ways could be found to meet our needs/wants WITHOUT polluting and destroying our beautiful planet. And that the powerful 'world leaders' - political, economic AND industrial - would see fit to help us make it so.

That seems like a real tall order, so I'll stop now. Wonder if Santa could fit all that on his sleigh ...

Peace and joy

daylia


25 Dec 02 - 02:05 PM (#853628)
Subject: RE: BS: What would you like for Christmas
From: Liz the Squeak

Dreams do come true....

I got Sean Connery covered in chocolate. I had to eat my way into it.

I hope everyone else had some of their dreams come true too.

LTS


(OK, it was a pair of Sean Connery DVDs, but they were still covered in chocolate!)


25 Dec 02 - 02:15 PM (#853636)
Subject: RE: BS: What would you like for Christmas
From: Dave the Gnome

I've not read this thread so...

Sex?

With anything?

Cheers

Dave the Gnome