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20 Jan 03 - 06:39 PM (#870921) Subject: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: jimlad Lets try this one,heres a starter She was only a welders Daughter but she had Acetylene legs She was only the Colonels Daughter but she knew what regiment |
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20 Jan 03 - 06:45 PM (#870938) Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: Joe_F She was only a gravedigger's daughter, but she liked lying under the sod. She was only a jockey's daughter, but all the horsemen knew her. |
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20 Jan 03 - 06:52 PM (#870942) Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: Deckman She was only the fireman's daughter, But she sure went to blazes! |
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20 Jan 03 - 06:55 PM (#870943) Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: Leadfingers She was only the generals daughter and she was very nice to the regiment but rotten to the corps She was only the fishmongers daughter but she laid on the slab and said fillet |
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20 Jan 03 - 07:51 PM (#870971) Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: Midchuck She was only the telegrapher's daughter, but she did it...did it...did it... Peter |
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20 Jan 03 - 08:19 PM (#870989) Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: GUEST She was only the barman's daughter but the porter made her stout. She was only the farmers daughter but all the men knew 'er. |
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20 Jan 03 - 08:28 PM (#870998) Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: Bugsy She was only the Kennel Maids daughter but she prefered her "Pal" to her "Lassie". Cheers Bugsy |
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20 Jan 03 - 08:29 PM (#871001) Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: BuckMulligan She was only a cattleman's daughter, but she couldn't keep her claves together. |
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20 Jan 03 - 08:30 PM (#871002) Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: Bugsy She were only a North Country lass but she liked her 'Uddersfield. Cheers Bugsy |
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20 Jan 03 - 08:30 PM (#871003) Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: BuckMulligan "calves" of course. |
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20 Jan 03 - 08:32 PM (#871004) Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: Cluin She was only the ratcatcher's daughter... |
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20 Jan 03 - 08:52 PM (#871012) Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: ex-pat She was only a Zoo Keepers daughter but she loved a cockatoo |
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20 Jan 03 - 09:01 PM (#871019) Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: Jerry Rasmussen Mine are too dirty to post. Jerry |
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20 Jan 03 - 09:02 PM (#871020) Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: Bugsy Too dirty for Who Jerry? CHeers Bugsy |
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20 Jan 03 - 09:07 PM (#871025) Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: Cluin She was only the Admiral's daughter, but her naval base was always full of seamen. She was only the umpire's daughter, but she was always ready to play ball. She was only the blacksmith's daughter, but she knew how to forge ahead. She was only the butcher's daughter, but there wasn't much more she could loin. She was only the Reverend's daughter, but you couldn't put anything pastor. She was only the Communist's daughter, but all the boys got a share. She was only the artist's daughter, but she never knew where to draw the line. She was only the lamplighter's daughter, but she lit up half the town. She was only the farmer's daughter, but she knew a hundred ways to fertilize. She was only the flag-bearer's daughter, but she'd let her standards down for anyone. She was only the florist's daughter, but she had the best tulips in town. She was only the insurance salesman's daughter, but we all liked her policy. She was only the lighthouse keeper's daughter, but she always went out at night. She was only the moonshiner's daughter, but how I love her still. She was only the optician's daughter, but after a few of glasses she made a spectacle of herself. She was only the pitcher's daughter, but you should have seen her curves. She was only the plumber's daughter, but she made good use of her fixtures. She was only the realtor's daughter, but she gave a lot away. She was only the paver's daughter, but she liked to get her asphalt. She was only the statistician's daughter, but she knew all the standard deviations. She was only the tree feller's daughter, but t'ree fellers wasn't never `nough for `er. She was only the violinist's daughter, but she took off her G-string and all the boys fiddled. She was only the weatherman's daughter, but she sure had a warm front. |
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20 Jan 03 - 11:24 PM (#871100) Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: JennyO She was only a bookmaker's daughter, But she came home at ten to one. |
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20 Jan 03 - 11:36 PM (#871108) Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: khandu She was only the Presidents daughter, but she showed a lot of Bush. |
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21 Jan 03 - 02:44 AM (#871173) Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: Kenny B (inactive) She was only a gardner's daughter But she wad a dandelion in the long grass...... Boom Boom :>) |
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21 Jan 03 - 02:59 AM (#871176) Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: alanabit She was only the undertaker's daughter - but she could handle the stiff ones. |
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21 Jan 03 - 03:26 AM (#871192) Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: okthen She was only a constables daughter, but wouldn't let the police inspector. |
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21 Jan 03 - 03:45 AM (#871193) Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: Brakn She was only the Harbour Master's daughter but she loved a good tug. |
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21 Jan 03 - 04:56 AM (#871218) Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: sian, west wales She was only the electrician's daughter, but she knew watt was watt. She was only the carpenter's daughter, but she knew how to screw. (So, Jerry, your's are worse than some above? Wow.) (Shouldn't the 'men knew her' be written 'manure'?) (This would be a good Folklore thread, rather than BS) sian an electrician's daughter |
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21 Jan 03 - 05:24 AM (#871240) Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: HuwG She was only the miner's daughter, but she knew a good shaft when she saw one. I have just been reviewing my last few posts; they are getting steadily less suitable for polite company. Somewhere inside me is my evil twin, who thinks he is still propping up rugby scrums for a hobby. Excuse me while I banish him ... |
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21 Jan 03 - 05:40 AM (#871251) Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: Schantieman ...and on the subject of Rugby football... She was only the scrum half's daughter, but she knew how to put it in She was only the fly-half's daughter but she knew how to make a pass She was only the flanker's daughter, but you should've seen her tackle She was only the hooker's daughter...... (and probably some more I can't remember) Steve |
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21 Jan 03 - 06:05 AM (#871262) Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: Trevor Shew was only the town clerk's daughter but she let the Borough Surveyor. She was only the footballer's daughter but she liked her 'uddersfield. and her Arsenal. |
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21 Jan 03 - 08:48 AM (#871364) Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: Snuffy She was only the grocer's daughter, but she showed Sir Geoffrey how |
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21 Jan 03 - 08:49 AM (#871365) Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: Peter T. They called him the archeologist because his career was in ruins. yours, Peter T. |
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21 Jan 03 - 09:24 AM (#871389) Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: GUEST,jimlad She was only the Pox Doctors Daughter but she knew all the men who mattered |
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21 Jan 03 - 12:13 PM (#871499) Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: GUEST,Dave She was only thirteen but she knew how to nasty! (Frank Zappa) |
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21 Jan 03 - 12:18 PM (#871503) Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: GUEST,JohnB She was only the Garage Attendants daughter but she sure know the smell of Benzole. JohnB |
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21 Jan 03 - 12:59 PM (#871533) Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: Don Firth She was only the second-hand furniture dealers daughter, that's why she wouldn't allow much on the sofa. Don Firth |
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21 Jan 03 - 01:30 PM (#871561) Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: Cluin Some hockey ones: She was only the goatender's daughter, but she never turned her back on a puck. She was only the defenceman's daughter, but she took it deep in her zone. She was only the linesman's daughter, but boy could she give a face-off. |
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21 Jan 03 - 01:43 PM (#871573) Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: GUEST,Bernie She was only an electrician's daughter,but she couldn't refuse She was only a Sergeant's daughter,but now she's an officer's mess She was only a fisherman's daughter,but you should'a seen her reel when she saw my rod.... |
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21 Jan 03 - 07:40 PM (#871846) Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: breezy she was only the referees daughter but she liked to blow hard and long. |
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21 Jan 03 - 08:40 PM (#871893) Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: jimlad She was only the Undertakers Daughter but anyone Cadaver |
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21 Jan 03 - 09:08 PM (#871908) Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: crankyyankee1 she was only a stableman's daughter but all the horsemen knew her she was only a candymaker's daughter but she made my peanut brittle |
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21 Jan 03 - 11:35 PM (#871979) Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: GUEST She was only the Pope's daughter but holy man could she fuck!!! |
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22 Jan 03 - 10:06 AM (#872190) Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: Mr Red She was only a plumber's daughter but she fixed my ballcock - and her cistern knew how too. she was only a computer programmers daughter but she was better than the RAM .............. I'll get my coat.............. |
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22 Jan 03 - 10:30 AM (#872226) Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: *daylia* She was only the Pope's Daughter but Heaven was just a confession away! He was only the Plumber's Son but he just couldn't manage that Snake of his ... He was only the Brain Surgeon's Son but he always confused his big head with his little ... He was only the Jockey's son but his exploits were always over too fast... He was only the Wallpaperer's Son but he found getting it up a real sticky wicket ... (just had to try for gender equality here!) daylia |
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22 Jan 03 - 10:43 AM (#872240) Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: Lyndi-loo She was only the magistrate's daughter, but she knew what to do on the bench She was only the Ambassador's daughter, but she was the diplomatic bag She was only the Admiral's daughter, but she liked a naval encounter |
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22 Jan 03 - 01:27 PM (#872331) Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: Steve Latimer Cluin, Another hockey one.. She was only the Goaltender's daughter, but the rubber went into her crease. |
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22 Jan 03 - 07:07 PM (#872449) Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: michaelr She was only Clarence Thomas' daughter, but harassment a lot to me. |
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22 Jan 03 - 08:43 PM (#872481) Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: michaelr She was only the blind man's daughter, but she had a cute earring. |
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22 Jan 03 - 11:18 PM (#872569) Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: GUEST,Walking Eagle She was only the Polo captain's daughter, but she wouldn't let any man chukker. |
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23 Jan 03 - 12:43 AM (#872596) Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: Rustic Rebel She was only a pharmacist's daughter but she was mother's little helper. She was only a fireman's daughter but she loved sliding down the pole. She was a beekeeper's daughter but she liked the bear's tongue in her honey pot. She was only the piano tuner's daughter but she loved a good tuning fork. Peace, Rustic (groaning!) |
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23 Jan 03 - 05:59 AM (#872690) Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: M'Grath of Altcar She was only the cricketer's daughter, but she could take a full toss in her crease! |
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23 Jan 03 - 10:58 AM (#872862) Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: Charley Noble She was only the prosecutor's daughter but sad to say she had all too few convictions. She was only a sesquipedalian's daughter but no one had a good word to say for her. ;~) Charley Noble |
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23 Jan 03 - 01:38 PM (#873030) Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: Merritt She was only an honest man's daughter, so they always gave it to her straight. She was only the Marxist's daughter but gave to each according to their need. She was only the cosmologist's daughter, but never metaphysician she didn't like. |
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23 Jan 03 - 02:07 PM (#873058) Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: Nigel Parsons She was only the barmaid's daughter, but she pulled the wrong knob and got stout |
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23 Jan 03 - 02:17 PM (#873070) Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: Nigel Parsons She was only the carpenter's daughter, but she was a brace'n'bit She was only the mayor of Birminghams daughter, but she knew Five Ways |
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24 Jan 03 - 07:17 AM (#873652) Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: Firecat Quote from Blackadder, but I don't see why it's funny. "She was only the Ironmonger's Daughter, but she knew a surprising amount about fish as well!" I'm surprised nobody's put that yet! |
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24 Jan 03 - 07:55 AM (#873664) Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: *daylia* Well I'm surprised nobody's taken me up on the "He was only the __________Son but ____________"! C'mon girls (and guys) it's kinda fun! Or did all those enforced gender-segregated HomeEc classes I found out about in another thread make y'all too deferential to masculinity??? Let's see, um ... "He was only the Goalie's Son but everyone was always takin shots at him!" See? Didn't hurt a but. Oops, that's bit! daylia |
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24 Jan 03 - 09:46 AM (#873747) Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: Roger the Skiffler Nigel, if she'd gone a few miles north of Aston she'd have known SIX ways (Erdington!). RtS |
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24 Jan 03 - 02:40 PM (#873994) Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: Charley Noble She was only a guitar picker's daughter but she looked good with a G-string. Charley Noble |
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24 Jan 03 - 02:51 PM (#874005) Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: Beccy She was only a farmer's daughter, but she sure was a ho(e). |
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24 Jan 03 - 02:54 PM (#874006) Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: John MacKenzie She was only an ornithologists daughter, but she'd certainly seen a cockatoo. |
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24 Jan 03 - 02:55 PM (#874008) Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: Nigel Parsons Daylia: o.k: He was only the goalie's son, but you could find him under Annette! Nigel |
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24 Jan 03 - 05:16 PM (#874126) Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: Charley Noble She was only a euthrophicologist's daughter but she really deserved to meet someone who wasn't pond scum! Cheerily, Charley Noble |
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24 Jan 03 - 05:27 PM (#874136) Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: rock chick She was only the toolmakers daughter but got screwed every time! She was only the dentist daughter but got pulled every time! She was only the bricklayers daughter but got laid every time He was only the mechanics son but got turned on every time ( thought I would change the last one as this thread was a bit Sexist) Think i stop there ;^) |
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25 Jan 03 - 10:54 AM (#874632) Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: Charley Noble He was only a carpenter's son but they crucified him anyway. Charley Noble |
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25 Jan 03 - 11:32 AM (#874665) Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: *daylia* *sigh* Good one Charley ... He was only a carpenter's son but He sure hit the nail right on the head. He was only a carpenter's son but people still try to frame Him. He was only a carpenter's son but what He built was beyond measure. He was only a carpenter's son but people still expect Him to blueprint their lives for them. He was only a carpenter's son but wonderous miracles came through His hands! |
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25 Jan 03 - 11:49 AM (#874673) Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: *daylia* Oops, that shoulda been ... "He was only a carpenter's son but wondrous miracles still come through His hands!" |
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25 Jan 03 - 12:20 PM (#874691) Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: *daylia* And the 'wondrous miracle' will be if all that doesn't kill this thread! |
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25 Jan 03 - 06:33 PM (#874873) Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: The Pooka Merritt - "...cosmologist...metaphysician" - HAW HAW lol great one! *daylia* - Miracles do abound: many admirable shots, but No Kill. Little thread-drift over Jordan, sure (thread-stroll on the Red Sea?); but so what? :) Hurrah for your faith, AND for your gender-balancing. This regular Joe (no carpenter I) was thinkin' about the latter when you went & did it. Good. He was only a little son-of-a-bitch, but still his ol' Doggie had Style. He's the 69th son of a 69th son but he's always in over his head. He was only the uilleannists's offspring, but *his* pipe was always in tune. (or, Sure he's the tinwhistler's kid, but he still beats his bodhran in time. :) |
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25 Jan 03 - 08:44 PM (#874949) Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: *daylia*
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25 Jan 03 - 09:35 PM (#874962) Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: *daylia* Nigel *grin* He was only the Goalie's son but he still managed to score while under Annette! |
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26 Jan 03 - 08:58 AM (#875126) Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: Nigel Parsons He was only the Scoutmaster's son, but his reletionships were all intents |
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26 Jan 03 - 10:21 AM (#875161) Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: *daylia* He was only the Chef's Son, but his entree lines were hard to swallow. He was only the Baker's Son, but he could never rise to the occasion. He was only the Roadie's son, but very good at the back-stage pass-out. She was only the Nun's Daughter, but the bishops would have nun of her! She was only the Ballplayer's Daughter, but she'd never make it past first base. He was only the Astronaut's Son, but when he'd blast off it sent her into orbit! Geez, and it's Sunday mornin too ... |
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26 Jan 03 - 10:27 AM (#875166) Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: Mugwump She was only the Admirals daughter, but her naval was always full of discharged seamen. |
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26 Jan 03 - 10:34 AM (#875170) Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: GUEST,Me She was only the tobacconist's daughter but she was the best shag in the shop! |
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26 Jan 03 - 10:36 AM (#875173) Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: *daylia* Oh, and since it is Sunday mornin - "He was only the carpenter's Son, but He sure hits the nail right on the head!" Ahhh, that's better ...daylia |
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26 Jan 03 - 10:37 AM (#875174) Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: GUEST,Big She This thread is degrading to women and should not be plastered over mudcat! |
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26 Jan 03 - 10:54 AM (#875181) Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: *daylia* He was only the Tobaccoist's Son, but he was a real drag anyway ... She was only the Great Mudcat's Daughter, but she was purrr-dy good at degrading all equally ... He was only the Great Mudcat's Son, but he always got stuck in the klitty-litter ... (Sorry Big She ...) Oh and Rock Chick - He was only the Mechanic's Son but he just couldn't keep a handle on his tool! |
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26 Jan 03 - 01:07 PM (#875249) Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: The Pooka Big She - This thread is degrading to Mudcat but ohhhh, gimme them plastered Women. :) // But have a Look, She: we're tryin' to balance the gender slander. (And slender the gander too, for that matter, if he'll only get off of the sauce, the silly goose; but enough of this gerry-mander.) Granted, us members (ahem) of the Ungentle Sex can't actually be degraded, for the same reason that you can't make Absolute Zero any colder; but hey, it's all in bad fun, right? Now you take me. (Ahem.) I stand nowait I mean, I agree with George F. Will: "Women should not be assigned to combat duty, not because they are too fair or fine, but because they are too fierce to observe the rules of war." *daylia*, I'm always strictly opposed to thread-creep [mmmph wawhaw snarf aack choke], but your "She was only the Nun's Daughter..." reminds me of a salutation attributed to that saucy ol' gander Brendan Behan, seeing a nun scurrying across a Dublin street: "AAAH GOD BLESS YOU, LITTLE SISTER! MAY ALL YOUR SONS BE BISHOPS!!" He was only the headmaster's son, but his mistresses all mastered head. She was only a fisherman's daughter but still she could master bait. He was merely a translator's son, but became a cunning linguist himself. Piously, ~Thread Creep |
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26 Jan 03 - 01:18 PM (#875256) Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: Genie She was only a drummer's daughter, but she found pleasure in banging. |
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26 Jan 03 - 02:24 PM (#875279) Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: Genie This one's for you, Charley: A Downeaster's son stationed overseas missed his wife and couldn't wait to get home to Bangor. |
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26 Jan 03 - 04:50 PM (#875368) Subject: RE: BS: He was only _________ Son, but ____ From: GUEST,Sonja Charley - She was only a guitarist's daughter, but her G-string kept breaking on stage. Equal time for the guys: He was a cyclist's son, so he was always two-tired. He was only a capo maker's son, but he was always keyed up. He was only a phrenologist's son, but he loved it when his head was felt up. He was only a fisherman's son -- not a great fly caster, but a master baiter. |
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26 Jan 03 - 04:55 PM (#875371) Subject: RE: BS: Only __________son/daughter but ____ From: Genie He was only CPA/accordionist's son, but there was no accounting for his taste in music. |