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23 Jan 03 - 04:48 AM (#872661) Subject: MC FAT - dead From: Red and White Rabbit It was brought to my attention that MC fat is now believed to be dead - so I phoned him and his ghost said no it wasnt him. Dumbarton police believed it was him but they should have known better since the only possession the body had was a £20 note Jim - I nearly put this in the obit section but thought you could write your own better than I. To be believed dead once in a year is unfortuante but twice within 12 months is very careless my friend |
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23 Jan 03 - 07:53 AM (#872746) Subject: RE: MC FAT - dead From: Noreen Don't do that, Sooz... |
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23 Jan 03 - 10:59 AM (#872863) Subject: RE: MC FAT - dead From: GUEST,MC Fat Rumours of my death have been greatly exagerated. However this is the second time in a year i've been pronounced deceased. Last year at Cleckheaton someone came up to me and told me he had been informed that I had died. Now this year Dumbarton constabulary following up a message that had been relayed to them via my ex lodger who now lives in Japan, he had seen a news report about a body that had been washed up at Loch Lomond in September, they phoned my ex wife who said that if I was dead who had cooked her Christmas dinner this year !! I looked up the BBC news website which had an artists impression of someone who looks a little bit like moi but the give away is that he had a £20 note in his pocket and most folks who know about me and dosh know that that couldn't be true !! |
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23 Jan 03 - 05:30 PM (#873231) Subject: RE: MC FAT - dead From: Les from Hull Too broke to live - too fat to die! |
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23 Jan 03 - 05:32 PM (#873232) Subject: RE: MC FAT - dead From: Clinton Hammond Who? |
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24 Jan 03 - 02:47 AM (#873564) Subject: RE: MC FAT - dead From: Red and White Rabbit Les I thought it was the other way round - too fat to live to broke to die!! Anyway How can he be broke hes just given himself a pay rise and hes travelling first class to Edinburgh on a train this weekend!! ( Perhaps hes been taking lessons from Cheri Blair in living the high life but being niaive !!!!!!!!!! ) |
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24 Jan 03 - 06:43 AM (#873645) Subject: RE: MC FAT - dead From: Sir Roger de Beverley Jim Is it possible to contact you from beyond the grave? I notice that you are appearing as a guest so I can't PM you. Rog |
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24 Jan 03 - 09:00 AM (#873717) Subject: RE: MC FAT - dead From: Geoff the Duck Jim - if it had been a large body washed up on the shores of Loch Ness......... Quack! GtD! |
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24 Jan 03 - 11:59 AM (#873872) Subject: RE: MC FAT - dead From: GUEST,Raggytash Hey Jim if your dead can I have the Epiphone ...... please, pretty please, pink pretty please with yellow dots on! |
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24 Jan 03 - 05:37 PM (#874145) Subject: RE: MC FAT - dead From: Jeri I personally feel that we've lost a wonderful Mudcatter. I know I certainly enjoyed his posts. My condolences to all who knew him. (I'm sure some of you want to believe he's not dead just because he says so, but I'm not so willing to believe he isn't just playing a cruel joke.) |
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24 Jan 03 - 05:45 PM (#874151) Subject: RE: MC FAT - dead From: Linda Kelly MC Fat dead - how could they tell? |
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25 Jan 03 - 02:04 PM (#874759) Subject: RE: MC FAT - dead From: Les from Hull They put a pint of bitter next to the body. |
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26 Jan 03 - 06:13 AM (#875062) Subject: RE: MC FAT - dead From: Red and White Rabbit I have been officially requested to prepare the body for its journey to the AFTERLIFE - I know not a nice job but somebody has to do it!! So far I have thought about placing a number of ceremonial urns in the coffin ( it'll be a burial at sea as no one wants to dig a hole big enough for the QE2) I thought of urns containing different things - beer/ curry/ guitar strings/ sound of music video any more suggestions? |
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26 Jan 03 - 09:56 AM (#875152) Subject: RE: MC FAT - dead From: Les from Hull If it's got to be burial at sea, can in not be in the North Sea? Maggie and I paddle in that sometimes. If we put a loaf of bread in, Jim can do toast. There should also be plentiful supply of betting slips. Make sure that they are fireproof. |
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27 Jan 03 - 02:16 AM (#875579) Subject: RE: MC FAT - dead From: Red and White Rabbit 'e mus be deed! 'e was seen in Glasgow this weekend by Mr Rusby - ghost returning to its roots? |
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27 Jan 03 - 07:25 AM (#875671) Subject: RE: MC FAT - dead From: GUEST,Raggytash Jim, I take your lack of response as evidence that you are, in fact, dead. Therefore I will look forward to collecting the Epiphone from you next time we meet. As you know I have long admired said Guitar and assure you, in your demise, that I will cherish it's every note and curve. Regards Raggytash |
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27 Jan 03 - 05:16 PM (#876057) Subject: RE: MC FAT - dead From: Linda Kelly A life cut short tragically young and just when the bendy balloon rapper team was about to hit it big. PS -Could we have a separate ceremony for those fetching black & white striped kecks ? |
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28 Jan 03 - 05:05 AM (#876394) Subject: RE: MC FAT - dead From: GUEST,MC Fat I'm really touched (or should that be rarely touched) by the lack of sympathy at my recent reported demise. I mean putting markers on my beloved Epi I say !! It could be that I'll just stick around as some kind of hologram or I may just become omnipresent and find out what you're all doing with my omnipresent eye. And by the way they was blue and white kecks or as someone else described they looked like a marquee so I was dubbed the Marquis de Fat Bastard. |
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28 Jan 03 - 08:45 AM (#876510) Subject: RE: MC FAT - dead From: GUEST,MC Fat Roger I can be contacted via a medium (or on my case extra large),crystal ball, fortune teller or on my new land line 0114 279 8897 new mobile number 07947 892561 work number 0114 250 8384 e-mail info@sharrowcf.org.uk |
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28 Jan 03 - 08:28 PM (#877123) Subject: RE: MC FAT - dead From: brid widder I slept with him... on top of course... (Stewart says:you would have to with that guitar rest he's got) it was great Jim!!! |
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29 Jan 03 - 04:09 AM (#877384) Subject: RE: MC FAT - dead From: Red and White Rabbit Dont believe him - its bloody impossible to contact him all you get is messages to say contact him on the other number - I'd try 666 but I dont know the area code! JIm can you ask the angels if fairies and pixies really do exist (there must be a couple of fallen ones around somewhere) by the way do they only serve warm beer? |
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29 Jan 03 - 05:19 AM (#877412) Subject: RE: MC FAT - dead From: Linda Kelly Try an ouiji board. |
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29 Jan 03 - 06:09 AM (#877435) Subject: RE: MC FAT - dead From: Dave Bryant Anybody know a good exorcist ? - we don't want the undead guesting (or ghosting) on the Mudcat. |
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29 Jan 03 - 06:54 AM (#877450) Subject: RE: MC FAT - dead From: GUEST,Raggytash Exorcise Jim ! he never exorcised in life, there's absolutely no chance death. No he will remain the cubby little chap for eternity .............and he's kept the Guitar |
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29 Jan 03 - 07:18 AM (#877461) Subject: RE: MC FAT - dead From: GUEST,MC Fat Exorcise that's a bad bad wurd smacks of healthy livin and not deep fried mars bars. Nick you can have the hologram version of the Epi |
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29 Jan 03 - 07:28 AM (#877467) Subject: RE: MC FAT - dead From: GUEST,Lane Trippet MC Fat DEAD!!! Impossible, he hasn't finished drinking all the Guinness yet! I'll believe he's dead when Guinness shares start falling. |
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29 Jan 03 - 08:34 AM (#877518) Subject: RE: MC FAT - dead From: GUEST,MC Fat Now then Rich it's DIAGIO shares get up to date sithee |
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29 Jan 03 - 09:00 AM (#877531) Subject: RE: MC FAT - dead From: Red and White Rabbit I didnt know Jim 'shared ' anyway - I do remember him nicking a quarter of my pint every round at Saltersgate! as for the money type shares I dont remember Guiness or Diagio running in the 2.15 at York but if Jim was backing them they probably would be falling! |
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29 Jan 03 - 10:13 AM (#877580) Subject: RE: MC FAT - dead From: Dave Bryant I've got a wooden stake and a sledge hammer - if anyone wants to borrow them. |
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29 Jan 03 - 10:45 AM (#877601) Subject: RE: MC FAT - dead From: GUEST,Raggytash Steaks are no good, he'd just eat them, silver bullets are out cos he'd pawn them ................there must be something |
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29 Jan 03 - 10:58 AM (#877608) Subject: RE: MC FAT - dead From: GUEST,MC Fat ...and hanging's too good for him ...... |
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30 Jan 03 - 02:12 AM (#878235) Subject: RE: MC FAT - dead From: Red and White Rabbit and I thought Janet said he was well hung!!!! |
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27 Mar 03 - 04:50 AM (#919406) Subject: RE: MC FAT - dead From: GUEST,Raggytash The things you have to do, we finally got a way of showing the very moving ceremony when the ashes of the late MC Fat were lovingly given back to mother Earth, there is also a photograph of the hologramtic new MC Fat. These can be found on http://mysite.freeserve.com\Scaife. Don't put any W's in, it don't work with W's |
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27 Mar 03 - 05:21 AM (#919419) Subject: RE: MC FAT - dead From: The DeanMeister Tried to look at your site, Nick. Didn't work. |
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27 Mar 03 - 06:32 AM (#919443) Subject: RE: MC FAT - dead From: GUEST,Raggytash Sorry the \ between com and Scaife should have been/ Thus http://mysite.freeserve.com/Scaife This is a brand new venture for us and will take some time to develop |
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27 Mar 03 - 07:29 AM (#919474) Subject: RE: MC FAT - dead From: GUEST,Raggytash Forget that last thread it is http://mysite.freeserve.com\Scaife Note the capital S which may have caused the problem, I've just logged onto it. |
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27 Mar 03 - 07:48 AM (#919484) Subject: RE: MC FAT - dead From: nutty |
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27 Mar 03 - 07:52 AM (#919488) Subject: RE: MC FAT - dead From: nutty the gremlins are in Nick Try this Nick's Site |
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27 Mar 03 - 07:54 AM (#919490) Subject: RE: MC FAT - dead From: The DeanMeister Thanks nutty! |
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27 Mar 03 - 08:51 AM (#919555) Subject: RE: MC FAT - dead From: MC Fat Like the pics Nick. Can my hologram use it in publicity ? |
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27 Mar 03 - 08:58 AM (#919564) Subject: RE: MC FAT - dead From: GUEST,Raggytash Certainly Jim, I've got another similar and of course we still have photographs of the real Jim without hologram logo. Over the next few weeks we will build up the site maninly with photographs especially of our trips to Ireland, I have dozens of decent pictures of our many tours. I will have to consult with my IT person (Christine) to see how we proceed. I do the words and the piccys she does techno stuff |
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27 Mar 03 - 09:01 AM (#919568) Subject: RE: MC FAT - dead From: MC Fat You should call Christine your IT department |
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27 Mar 03 - 09:06 AM (#919571) Subject: RE: MC FAT - dead From: GUEST,Raggytash Jim, Much as I love the lass one could not really describe her as an "IT" girl these days. She's still bonny but ................ |
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27 Mar 03 - 02:45 PM (#919923) Subject: RE: MC FAT - dead From: GUEST,red &white R I could hardly hold back the tears!! what are the women of Britain to do without those shoulders to cry on!! I thought the H was the brand he got on entering the afterlife - you know what he's like when he's pissed - cant find his way home red H was the reminder to take the down elevator! |
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28 Mar 03 - 06:10 AM (#920340) Subject: RE: MC FAT - dead From: Dave Bryant Still he should save on the plane fares for his World Tour. Mind you, don't holograms need some sort of projector ? Perhaps he'll need to cart a ton of gear around - ah well no change there then ! |
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28 Mar 03 - 07:11 AM (#920369) Subject: RE: MC FAT - dead From: MC Fat That's a point do dead folks get free air tickets ? |
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28 Mar 03 - 09:26 AM (#920454) Subject: RE: MC FAT - dead From: Dave Bryant You just get them dead cheap ! |
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28 Mar 03 - 01:26 PM (#920608) Subject: RE: MC FAT - dead From: Noreen Nice pics, Nick. Any chance of making the Sloop session picture any bigger? I can't see who's on it, and it won't let me enlarge it. |
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29 Mar 03 - 04:35 AM (#921105) Subject: RE: MC FAT - dead From: Raggytash Noreen, my steam driven computer had a hard enough time of it loading that on, I'll see if the Wombat lap top is any better |