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17 Jun 03 - 11:30 AM (#967660) Subject: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: GUEST,Len Wallace Hello Fellow Travellers, Here's a strange request. Aside from collecting bad accordion jokes I have a penchant for collecting stupid, funny, crass, dumb, in bad taste (you name it) song titles. Anybody got any they'd like to share. So far some of my list contains the following: "I Can't Go to the Prison Dance 'Cuase They're Hanging Me Tonight" "My Sweetheart Lives Over the Border But She's Coming Across Tonight" "I Use to Kiss Her on the Lips But It's All Over Now" "Her Lips Were Sweeter Than Wine But She Had a Face Like a Whiskey Sour" "Grandma Get Off The Stove You're Too Old To Ride The Range" "Prison Shower Blues" by Dixon Butts Anyone care to share my passion? For music that never dies, Len Wallace |
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17 Jun 03 - 12:46 PM (#967745) Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: Leadfingers 'Dont Go Down the Mine Daddy You've Got Enough Slack in Your Pants' That Sort of Thing ??? |
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17 Jun 03 - 01:58 PM (#967786) Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: weerover "They Ain't Makin' Jews Like Jesus Anymore" - Kinky Friedman wr |
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17 Jun 03 - 02:10 PM (#967798) Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: wysiwyg You can find a BUNCH of them by looking up old Song Challenge threads (see FAQ thread for details on searches). Many parodies written to fit specific news stories. ~S~ |
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17 Jun 03 - 02:31 PM (#967815) Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: GUEST,Arkie Like "The Man Who Fell Through A Hole In His Shoe" and "Don't Our Love Look Natural Lying There"? |
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17 Jun 03 - 02:42 PM (#967821) Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: GUEST,Scott How about "Get Your Tounge Out of My Mouth Cause I'm Kissin' You Goodbye." Ray Stevens did this one, but I don't think it originated with him. |
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17 Jun 03 - 03:47 PM (#967862) Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: The Fooles Troupe "They're Hanging Him For Paying His Taxes" About the goose herd who tried to give the King The Bird, then offered the Queen a Goose instead... Robin |
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17 Jun 03 - 03:49 PM (#967863) Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: DocMando "May the Bird of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose" By Little Jimmy Dickens |
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17 Jun 03 - 04:07 PM (#967875) Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: Janie "She Broke My Heart So I Broke Her Jaw" "She Stomped Across My Heart Like It Was Texas" |
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17 Jun 03 - 04:13 PM (#967883) Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: Bat Goddess Living In Braintree With You In Methuen Is Almost Like Living In Lowell by Larry Flint Linn |
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17 Jun 03 - 05:11 PM (#967926) Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: GUEST,CraigS From a rock concert, circa 1970 (I think it might have been Pink Floyd but in those days everything got hazy real easy) Meet Me outside The Pawnbrokers and I'll Kiss You Under The Balls! The real master of this art was the Music Hall comic, Billy Bennett - in relation to whom I mention www.monologues.co.uk (don't let Leadfingers know). |
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17 Jun 03 - 05:11 PM (#967927) Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: Folkiedave "My Wife Ran off With My Best Friend But I Still Love Him" is always given by me as an example of the C and W genre. |
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17 Jun 03 - 07:35 PM (#968036) Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: GUEST,Johnny in OKC "How Can I Miss You, If You Won't Go Away?" |
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17 Jun 03 - 08:07 PM (#968054) Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: Compton I'm so lonesome in the saddle since my horse died. You stole my wife, you horse thief. Get off the gas stove granny, you're too old to ride the range. |
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17 Jun 03 - 09:16 PM (#968088) Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: GUEST,Arkie The Man That Came Between Us (Was Me) She's Not Rose, But She's Not Bad, And Rose Is Not Here She Feels Like A New Man Tonight. Get Off the Table, Mabel (The Two Dollars is for the Beer) Get Your Biscuits In The Oven, And Your Buns In The Bed. |
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17 Jun 03 - 09:16 PM (#968089) Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: GUEST,Stew "Now That We're Both Miserable, I Hope You're Happy" |
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17 Jun 03 - 10:24 PM (#968111) Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: reggie miles "The Tears Of Her Eyes Washed Out The Bridge Of Her Nose" or how about, "I Knew She Really Missed Me When The Ashtray Flew Past My Head" - The Geezenslavs <-sp? |
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17 Jun 03 - 10:25 PM (#968112) Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: banjo1925 And then there's: I'd Rather Have a Bottle in Front of Me Than a Frontal Lobotomy! |
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17 Jun 03 - 10:50 PM (#968126) Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: John Hindsill You Can't Have Your Kate & Edith Too -- The Statler Brothers I've Got Tears in My Ears From Lying in My Bed On My Back While I Cry Over You -- Song coupling: You Are All the World to Me Make the World Go Away |
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18 Jun 03 - 12:46 AM (#968148) Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: GUEST "I Could Always Find me an Unhappy Woman Until I Started looking for Mine" |
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18 Jun 03 - 01:33 AM (#968153) Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: GUEST,Gene Check it out... ALL TIME BEST of the WORST Country Song Titles... http://www.downstream.sk.ca/country.htm |
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18 Jun 03 - 01:57 AM (#968161) Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: Joe Offer I gather that Who'll Chop Your Suey When I'm Gone is somewhat of a "standard" - but it's also probably "politically incorrect." -Joe Offer- |
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18 Jun 03 - 05:02 AM (#968209) Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: Geoff the Duck I always liked Alex Harvey's "There's no lights on the Christmas tree mother, they're burning Big Louie tonight" Quack! GtD. |
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18 Jun 03 - 05:44 AM (#968227) Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: Mr Red I'm sure we have had chapter and verse on my favourite You got the Gold Mine - I Got the Shaft Beatles didn't do - "Penny Lain" or "I want to hold your gland" but I bet there are parodies. |
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18 Jun 03 - 06:06 AM (#968246) Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: MikeofNorthumbria "If I offered to peel you an orange, would you say I was taking the pith?" |
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18 Jun 03 - 09:19 AM (#968342) Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: Geoff the Duck I just saw a Roger Millar compilation in a shop. One track was entitled "You can't rollerskate in a buffalo herd" Quack!1 GtD. |
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18 Jun 03 - 09:28 AM (#968353) Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: Wilfried Schaum DACHSHUNDS WITH ERECTIONS CAN'T CLIMB STAIRS, by Les Barker |
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18 Jun 03 - 09:40 AM (#968364) Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: GUEST,banjoman From an early Debbie McClatchy LP "You were only F*****g while I was making love. The hole in the elephant's bottom |
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18 Jun 03 - 11:29 AM (#968450) Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: Shields Folk You broke my heart in seventeen places, Shepherds Bush was only one....Kirsty McCall |
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18 Jun 03 - 01:30 PM (#968513) Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: GUEST,Dave H |
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18 Jun 03 - 02:10 PM (#968528) Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: GUEST Meathook in my anus by Tumour??? |
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18 Jun 03 - 02:22 PM (#968533) Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: GUEST,Dave H The Cockroach That Ate Cincinnati Earache My Eye - Cheech and Chong Existential Blues - Tom "T-Bone" Stankus I Think I'm Turning Japanese - The Vapors The Ballad of Irving (The 142nd Fastest Gun in the West) I'm The Only Gay Eskimo In My Tribe |
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18 Jun 03 - 07:19 PM (#968675) Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: John Hindsill Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through the Goal Posts of Life---also qualifies in the gospel cuties. |
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18 Jun 03 - 07:36 PM (#968688) Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: GUEST,Ray Bucknell |
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18 Jun 03 - 08:01 PM (#968705) Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: GUEST,Ray Bucknell What I DID write was: "If I Said You Had a Beautiful Body Would You Hold It Against Me?" sung by The Bellamy Brothers (don't know who wrote it) "My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, and I Don't Love Jesus" by Jimmy Buffett "Atta Boy, Girl" by Roger Miller |
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18 Jun 03 - 08:28 PM (#968713) Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: robomatic I Miss You So Bad It's Almost Like Having You Here She Left Me for a One Legged Dwarf for the Good Sex |
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19 Jun 03 - 01:20 AM (#968806) Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: GUEST "Does Your Chewing Gum Lose It's Flavor on the Bedpost Overnight?" (That was actually written by friends of my aunt, and was rather a hit in the early '60's.) |
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19 Jun 03 - 01:12 PM (#969160) Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: GUEST,reggie miles I was inspired to include a version of this line in a recent song I've completed. "I Gave You A Ring, You Gave Me The Finger" |
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13 Dec 08 - 11:13 AM (#2514301) Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: Ed T From http://www.c-boom.com/humor3.htm Get Your Biscuits In The Oven and Your Buns In Bed Get Your Tongue Out'a My Mouth Cause I'm Kissin' You Goodbye Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away? Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me? Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling Got In At 2 With a 10, and Woke Up At 10 With A 2 Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except Mine Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run, So I Figure We Got An Even Deal Keep Forgettin', I Forgot About You Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well Still Miss You Baby, But My Aims Gettin' Better Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like Having You Here I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lying On My Back While I Cry Over You. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head) My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, and I Don't Love Jesus My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend and I Sure Do Miss Him Please Bypass This Heart She Got The Ring and I Got the Finger You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly |
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13 Dec 08 - 12:13 PM (#2514336) Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: Phil Edwards Funny and inspirational, or at least reassuring: Jesus Doesn't Want Me For A Sunbeam |
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13 Dec 08 - 12:30 PM (#2514354) Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: Acorn4 The c/w list seems to have missed: "Thay Call me Cleopatra, 'cos I'm the Queen of De-nial", by Pam Tillis. |
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13 Dec 08 - 03:25 PM (#2514475) Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: topical tom "Sleeping at the Foot of the Bed" by Little Jimmy Dickens. "The Milk Cow Blues" "The Streak" "Go Easy, Mabel" "Too Old to Cut The Mustard Any More" |
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13 Dec 08 - 03:28 PM (#2514480) Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: Bill D Real song with real words "BILLY BROKE MY HEART AT WALGREENS (AND I CRIED ALL THE WAY TO SEARS) Ruby Wright - 1965" |
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14 Dec 08 - 11:10 AM (#2514945) Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: Willie-O I like the philosophical grandiosity of: "You Were Just a Splinter In My Ass As I Slid Down the Banister of Life" I usually see that atttached to Ed T's list above. W-O |
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14 Dec 08 - 11:22 AM (#2514951) Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: Bernard I Know You're Over Me Now You're Under Him... How Can I Miss You When You Won't Go Away... |
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14 Dec 08 - 01:32 PM (#2515050) Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: Little Hawk Did anyone yet mention "I've Been Flushed From the Bathroom of Your Heart" ? It's a country classic, often performed by my friend Johnny Death. It has a whole bunch of funny lines, not just the title. |
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14 Dec 08 - 04:34 PM (#2515210) Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: topical tom "They're Moving Father's Grave to Build a Sewer" by The Clancy Brothers Clicky |
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14 Dec 08 - 09:27 PM (#2515409) Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: Big Al Whittle can't think what you mean. |
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15 Dec 08 - 05:42 PM (#2516228) Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: paula t Geoff the Duck, How about that other Roger Miller classic, "My Uncle used to love me but she died." Actually a very funny and catchy song. |
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15 Dec 08 - 07:08 PM (#2516339) Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: oldhippie "Jesus, Jack Daniels, and a Vibrator Make Everything Alright" by Donna Kay Honey and the Cowpokers |
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15 Dec 08 - 09:10 PM (#2516434) Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: Mark Ross SHE WAS BRED IN OLD KENTUCKY, BUT SHE'S ONLY A CRUMB UP HERE Mark Ross |
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20 Feb 10 - 11:54 AM (#2845088) Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: GUEST,Jonathan Zuckerman "May the Bird of Paradise fly up your nose" The Future isn't what it used to be" "You're the reason are kids are so ugly" "Tequilla makes her clothes fall off." |
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20 Feb 10 - 12:25 PM (#2845120) Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: deepdoc1 It's Hard To Kiss the Lips at Night That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long Rodney Crowell & Vince Gill |
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20 Feb 10 - 01:51 PM (#2845205) Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: Amos Are You Drinkin With Me Jesus? (courtesy of Sylvester) by Mojo Nixon, Country Dick Montana, Peter & Louise Berryman (BMI) According to Sylvester, the song contains the truly touching lyrics: "Does your head pound Jesus as hung over you do rise....how does paradise look Jesus, through holy bloodshot eyes... Should we take a cab home Jesus...aw man we can hoof it from here... I know you can walk on the water but can you walk on this much beer?" |
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21 Feb 10 - 01:30 AM (#2845571) Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: mousethief Pink Floyd was mentioned but not their greatest song title: Several Species of Small, Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Groovin' With a Pict (If you can find a copy to listen to, it's a real .. um .. different experience. Think 1969, think mind-altering substances.) |
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21 Feb 10 - 02:15 AM (#2845575) Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: GUEST,ACcountryFan quote: "How about "Get Your Tounge Out of My Mouth Cause I'm Kissin' You Goodbye." Ray Stevens did this one, but I don't think it originated with him." The actual title is "I'm Kissin' You Goodbye". It's from Ray's 1984 album called: He Thinks He's Ray Stevens. Ray wrote the song and it's very funny. |
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21 Feb 10 - 02:15 AM (#2845576) Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: MGM·Lion The [unhappily] late Kirsty MacColl, mentioned above, was good at such obliquely catchy titles: I always partic liked "Don't come the cowboy with me, Sonny Jim" & "There's a guy works down the chipshop swears he's Elvis". I would also instance Gluck/Gold/Weiner's "It's my party and I'll cry if I want to", sung originally by Lesley Gore. |
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21 Feb 10 - 02:52 PM (#2845976) Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: Bernard Don't Go Down to the Shrimp Boats, Daddy, Mummy's Coming Home With the Crabs... I Know You're Over Me Now You're Under Him! |
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21 Feb 10 - 04:16 PM (#2846043) Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: Bert No one has mentioned 'Cow Patty' |
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21 Feb 10 - 08:56 PM (#2846289) Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: Charley Noble Deep Doc1- Thanks for the link to that great love song above. Charley Noble |
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26 Feb 10 - 01:57 PM (#2850968) Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: GUEST anyone have the musical monologue the woman hater poss billy bennet? |
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26 Feb 10 - 05:47 PM (#2851159) Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: GUEST,ruairiobroin Lord please send me a blonde cos I'm tired of squeezin blackheads. You caught my eye, when my boyfriend knocked it out. Did you ever catch your micky in a mousetrap? Sit on my face and tell me that you love me. Nellie put your belly next to mine |
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26 Feb 10 - 11:31 PM (#2851336) Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: GUEST The Celery Stalks at Midnight How Could You Believe Me When I Said I Loved You (When You Know I've Been A Liar All My Life)? |
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01 Mar 10 - 09:34 PM (#2853685) Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: deepdoc1 @Charlie Noble - You're welcome! Being retired Navy (old sailor?), I have a fond memory of your name. I knew of a Navy diver by that name years ago. Antwho, glad you liked one of my theme songs. JimB |
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06 Jul 11 - 08:35 PM (#3182734) Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: GUEST,Mittagong "I can't get you out of my mind, 'cause your feet are sticking outta my ears" "I used to kiss her on the lips, but it's all over now" "Put your glass eye in father,can't you see I'm outta work?" "I only have ice for Hugh" |
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07 Jul 11 - 09:14 AM (#3183054) Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: Bernard The Last Word in Lonesome is Me You Cannae Shove Your Granny off a Bus Tonight I Sellotape My Glove to You |
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07 Jul 11 - 10:11 AM (#3183079) Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: SINSULL I've Got A Rose Between My Toes From Walking From The Hothouse To You. |
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08 Jul 11 - 01:00 AM (#3183557) Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: PHJim It's Better To Lose A Lover Than To Love A Loser - Catfish Willie |
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08 Jul 11 - 07:09 PM (#3184011) Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: Uncle Phil Your Husband is Cheating on Us - performed by Denise LaSalle |