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BS: Now this IS FUNNY.

04 Jul 03 - 05:58 AM (#976517)
Subject: BS: Now this IS FUNNY.
From: GUEST,Red Eye

1.Go to www.google.com then type: weapons of mass
destruction www.google.com

2.Don't press Search!!
3. Next click the "I'm feeling lucky" button - read the error message
carefully


04 Jul 03 - 07:11 AM (#976546)
Subject: RE: BS: Now this IS FUNNY.
From: Peter K (Fionn)

I expect most catters can make their own way to Google easily enough, but just to make it easy, here's that link again, minus error - GOOGLE. How did Mr Cox get his joke elevated to that "I'm feeling lucky" slot? Companies would pay thousands for that. Could it be that there is someone sympathetically disposed within Google?


04 Jul 03 - 09:30 AM (#976612)
Subject: RE: BS: Now this IS FUNNY.
From: Mr Happy

LOL!- Brilliant!


04 Jul 03 - 09:36 AM (#976615)
Subject: RE: BS: Now this IS FUNNY.
From: GUEST

No Fionn. From Google "help". It's not difficult to imagine how such a page should get ranked so highly.

PageRank Explained

PageRank relies on the uniquely democratic nature of the web by using its vast link structure as an indicator of an individual page's value. In essence, Google interprets a link from page A to page B as a vote, by page A, for page B. But, Google looks at more than the sheer volume of votes, or links a page receives; it also analyzes the page that casts the vote. Votes cast by pages that are themselves "important" weigh more heavily and help to make other pages "important."

Important, high-quality sites receive a higher PageRank, which Google remembers each time it conducts a search. Of course, important pages mean nothing to you if they don't match your query. So, Google combines PageRank with sophisticated text-matching techniques to find pages that are both important and relevant to your search. Google goes far beyond the number of times a term appears on a page and examines all aspects of the page's content (and the content of the pages linking to it) to determine if it's a good match for your query.

Integrity
Google's complex, automated methods make human tampering with our results extremely difficult. And though we do run relevant ads above and next to our results, Google does not sell placement within the results themselves (i.e., no one can buy a higher PageRank). A Google search is an easy, honest and objective way to find high-quality websites with information relevant to your search.


04 Jul 03 - 12:25 PM (#976718)
Subject: RE: BS: Now this IS FUNNY.
From: Sorcha

ROF!!! YES!!!


04 Jul 03 - 12:30 PM (#976725)
Subject: RE: BS: Now this IS FUNNY.
From: Little Hawk

Very, very funny! I wonder if G.W. has looked there yet?


04 Jul 03 - 12:47 PM (#976737)
Subject: RE: BS: Now this IS FUNNY.
From: Amos

I think it was an inside job, without doubt. The tetxt of that joke has been around quite a while and someone at google slipped it in.

A


04 Jul 03 - 01:01 PM (#976748)
Subject: RE: BS: Now this IS FUNNY.
From: JennyO

I'm with Amos. I've seen it before. For sure someone at Google is having a bit of fun.

Jenny


04 Jul 03 - 01:11 PM (#976755)
Subject: RE: BS: Now this IS FUNNY.
From: Gareth

Tears ran down me trowser leggs.

Gareth


04 Jul 03 - 01:31 PM (#976771)
Subject: RE: BS: Now this IS FUNNY.
From: katlaughing

BRILL! I HOPE dumbya does see it!!


04 Jul 03 - 04:44 PM (#976903)
Subject: RE: BS: Now this IS FUNNY.
From: Bill D

ssems to be gone


04 Jul 03 - 04:48 PM (#976904)
Subject: RE: BS: Now this IS FUNNY.
From: Bill D

aahh...I get it. I was too smart. You do NOT search of the phrase with "..." marks...you do what most folks do and leave them off.... *grin*


04 Jul 03 - 05:24 PM (#976926)
Subject: RE: BS: Now this IS FUNNY.
From: gnu

Be the Lard Tunderin', I can't get there from here ! What ? How ? Am I too late ?


04 Jul 03 - 10:45 PM (#977062)
Subject: RE: BS: Now this IS FUNNY.
From: SINSULL

Press the Bomb icon and get Amazon's review of Dr. Strangelove. Funny stuff. Someone will pay the price.


04 Jul 03 - 11:12 PM (#977074)
Subject: RE: BS: Now this IS FUNNY.
From: Billy the Bus

Still going a minute ago on Google NZ - it's a hoot - thanks RedEye. First time I've tried "feeling lucky" - must have a play - Sam


05 Jul 03 - 04:55 AM (#977176)
Subject: RE: BS: Now this IS FUNNY.
From: Angiemac

Yes it is very very funny.


05 Jul 03 - 11:03 AM (#977294)
Subject: RE: BS: Now this IS FUNNY.
From: Geoff the Duck

The bloke responsible swears on his real website BLICKY that it ISN't a fix getting the page into the Google system. He claims it is exposure such as here, where one person finds it, then tells EVERYONE they know (and anyone who reads the thread).
Just remember You (we) are the one keeping it in the Google Lucky Pick.#
Quack!
Geoff the Duck.


05 Jul 03 - 11:06 AM (#977296)
Subject: RE: BS: Now this IS FUNNY.
From: EBarnacle1

What else can be expected from a nation that produced the Pythons, the Goons, the Ruttles, etc?


10 Jul 03 - 05:08 AM (#980380)
Subject: RE: BS: Now this IS FUNNY.
From: GUEST,gareth

And here is the story - Click 'Ere

Gareth


10 Jul 03 - 09:27 AM (#980519)
Subject: RE: BS: Now this IS FUNNY.
From: JennyO

If you click on "Detect Weapons" you will get a thing about a book called "Pieces of Intelligence - The Existential Poetry of Donald H Rumsfeld", and if you click on "Find more on Weapons of Mass Destruction" you will find Anthony Cox's page with all sorts of things, including T shirts, for sale.


10 Jul 03 - 09:39 AM (#980521)
Subject: RE: BS: Now this IS FUNNY.
From: Kim C

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA! :-D


10 Jul 03 - 10:22 AM (#980546)
Subject: RE: BS: Now this IS FUNNY.
From: JennyO

Couldn't agree more! Now it's weapons of mass Production.


10 Jul 03 - 12:15 PM (#980647)
Subject: RE: BS: Now this IS FUNNY.
From: GUEST,John

Brilliant!!!!!!


11 Jul 03 - 11:31 AM (#981295)
Subject: RE: BS: Now this IS FUNNY.
From: Burke

You don't need to go through Google to find it. Here's the URL I was sent in an e-mail on Wed.


12 Jul 03 - 08:07 AM (#981747)
Subject: RE: BS: Now this IS FUNNY.
From: GUEST,Lee Evans

Really good Red Eye!!!!


16 Jul 03 - 06:07 PM (#984717)
Subject: RE: BS: Now this IS FUNNY.
From: Bill D

now try it with French military victories


16 Jul 03 - 08:26 PM (#984782)
Subject: RE: BS: Now this IS FUNNY.
From: Walking Eagle

Hooo Lordy! I laughed so loud, everyone in the library turned to see what was going on!

I did my dooty and passed it on!


17 Jul 03 - 12:00 AM (#984883)
Subject: RE: BS: Now this IS FUNNY.
From: rangeroger

Bill D, that was also very funny.

rr


17 Jul 03 - 09:54 AM (#985133)
Subject: RE: BS: Now this IS FUNNY.
From: GUEST,Liam Keirney

Fandabadozeeeeeee!!!

Excellent


17 Jul 03 - 09:57 AM (#985137)
Subject: RE: BS: Now this IS FUNNY.
From: Kim C

teeheehee


27 Mar 04 - 07:02 PM (#1147854)
Subject: RE: BS: Now this IS FUNNY.
From: The Fooles Troupe

Still there!


28 Mar 04 - 12:24 AM (#1147986)
Subject: RE: BS: Now this IS FUNNY.
From: Peace

LMAO

Somebody is in t r o u b l e .


28 Mar 04 - 04:00 AM (#1148064)
Subject: RE: BS: Now this IS FUNNY.
From: Phot

Very well done! Satire, I love it!

Wassail Chris


28 Mar 04 - 11:39 PM (#1148663)
Subject: RE: BS: Now this IS FUNNY.
From: Songster Bob

Try "unelectable," too.

Bob