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28 Jul 03 - 06:17 AM (#991840) Subject: SLOOP session to Coach and Ho, Barton. From: GUEST,Ayatolla Tuesday evenings 8.30pm on at the Coach and Horses in upstairs room STARTING TOMORROW, TUESDAY 29th JULY indeed at the COACH AND HORSES. Same bollocks regarding membership applies and other disadvantage is flight of stairs to get beer (Not cheap, but not ridiculous - Tetleys £1.90/pt Guiness £2.30/pt). However, Oaklet will act as porter for all those with disabled qualifications. Nice upstairs room with emergency exit, used by Buffs or some such infidel org. on a Friday. The Coach and Horses was a little shit hole, but has slightly changed character with new manageress, although I cannot guarantee Oaklet style toilets. Now for directions: Entering Barton upon Humber down hill from Scunthorpe/A15(Bridge) direction, left at bottom mini roundabout, follow road round right, at next mini roundabout (facing one way street) turn right. Coach and Horses is on left opposite supermarket. Please make it if poss. Tomorrow TUESDAY and we'll have a great night like last Sloop session. It won't be quite as big 'cos Karen of the superb photos will be working at the baby factory. |
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28 Jul 03 - 07:27 AM (#991862) Subject: RE: SLOOP session to Coach and Ho, Barton. From: The DeanMeister Am I a member? Can't remember..... |
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28 Jul 03 - 07:40 AM (#991866) Subject: RE: SLOOP session to Coach and Ho, Barton. From: GUEST,Dáithí Sounds good. As I'm off back to Ireland next week for a month, I'll aim to be there. D |
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28 Jul 03 - 09:25 AM (#991912) Subject: RE: SLOOP session to Coach and Ho, Barton. From: Skipjack K8 Splendid, Ayatollah, good work. Will be there. |
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28 Jul 03 - 09:40 AM (#991924) Subject: RE: SLOOP session to Coach and Ho, Barton. From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull i,might,go,if,I'm,not,doing,nowt.john |
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28 Jul 03 - 10:52 AM (#991975) Subject: RE: SLOOP session to Coach and Ho, Barton. From: GUEST,Ayatolla Specifications for Oaklet: one more urinal than Sloop, one more washbowl, but just as grotty. WARNING - Talk of renovation. I suggest Oaklet has a word. Landlady/manageress (JO) is pleasant and about Oaklet's age so should get on well! Any person not a member whom we know (not biblically u understand) can of course be signed in as a visitor pending ratification (got an A in bulshit at O lev.). A. |
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28 Jul 03 - 11:31 AM (#992005) Subject: RE: SLOOP session to Coach and Ho, Barton. From: ET Great News. Will try to get North Bankers there but will be Tuesday week owing to commitments at Sun Tuesday. |
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28 Jul 03 - 12:25 PM (#992030) Subject: RE: SLOOP session to Coach and Ho, Barton. From: GUEST,Strollin' Johnny Guys (and guyesses?), Do I take it that your session's for members-only and guests known to members? If so, how then do you ever get anyone new there? I've been to the Sloop three or four times a couple of years ago, but I doubt anyone there would claim (or even admit) they know me! I've a mind to attend but it's a long drive from Sin-City (Gainsborough) if, when I get there, you're going to tell me to bugger off! Johnny |
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28 Jul 03 - 01:41 PM (#992091) Subject: RE: SLOOP session to Coach and Ho, Barton. From: smallpiper No we all know you very well indeed Johnny so that will not be a problem |
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28 Jul 03 - 02:23 PM (#992114) Subject: RE: SLOOP session to Coach and Ho, Barton. From: KJ No-one gets turned away at the Sloop session. If we don't know you we'll pretend we do!! |
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28 Jul 03 - 07:11 PM (#992293) Subject: RE: SLOOP session to Coach and Ho, Barton. From: Susanne (skw) Have fun, all of you! And remember me to the bloke in the corner, Greg, please! |
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29 Jul 03 - 05:24 AM (#992508) Subject: RE: SLOOP session to Coach and Ho, Barton. From: GUEST,Skipjack K8 Will do, Susanne. |
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29 Jul 03 - 05:56 AM (#992519) Subject: RE: SLOOP session to Coach and Ho, Barton. From: GUEST,Ayatolla If any person not known to us brings an instrument and can satisfy me with a jig etc at the preliminary audition after prayers at 8.30pm, he/she is in. On second thoughts Jo may be a tad older than Oaklet, but that is probably OK 'cos I have it on good authority (divine even) that he absolutely has a preference for the older woman. A |
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29 Jul 03 - 07:16 AM (#992541) Subject: RE: SLOOP session to Coach and Ho, Barton. From: GUEST,Strollin' Johnny Smallpiper & KJ, Thanks guys, I'm looking forward to coming over and banging out all the wrong chords soon! Not tonight though, no food in the house and I'm starving so Tesco's top of the list (can't live on my flab for ever!). Best of luck in the new venue. Johnny |
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29 Jul 03 - 07:29 AM (#992545) Subject: RE: SLOOP session to Coach and Ho, Barton. From: Oaklet The Coach and Horses was the place where I aquired my first fungal infection. |
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30 Jul 03 - 05:43 AM (#993175) Subject: RE: SLOOP session to Coach and Ho, Barton. From: The DeanMeister Who's going to Goxhill tonight? |
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30 Jul 03 - 06:25 AM (#993202) Subject: RE: SLOOP session to Coach and Ho, Barton. From: GUEST,Skipjack K8 Rural Sex have confirmed |
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30 Jul 03 - 07:32 AM (#993231) Subject: RE: SLOOP session to Coach and Ho, Barton. From: Oaklet The Incredible Pierced Polyorchid Bovine Trombone Quintet are hosting the session, but they are a bit mainstream for some. I have just fallen off the bus shelter. |
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30 Jul 03 - 11:26 AM (#993415) Subject: RE: SLOOP session to Coach and Ho, Barton. From: Noreen Ooh, I like orchids... |
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30 Jul 03 - 12:22 PM (#993478) Subject: RE: SLOOP session to Coach and Ho, Barton. From: Oaklet Just a note about the toilets in the Coach, no discerable smell but far too dark and the plywood around the pipe runs needs a top coat. Anyone hear of the encounter between Rural's fiddler and the sporter of the weepy fresh tattoo wounds. Why did he emerge with a less comfortable trouser sometime later? Was a different night, but I was a bit conscious of the photos staring staring down of ugly men, wearing regalia - particularly the falconry gloves. And the landlady used to drive underground trains. |
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30 Jul 03 - 12:33 PM (#993490) Subject: RE: SLOOP session to Coach and Ho, Barton. From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull you,should,go,to,aSDA,[its,cheeper,than,tescos].john |
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30 Jul 03 - 12:43 PM (#993498) Subject: RE: SLOOP session to Coach and Ho, Barton. From: GUEST,Strollin' Johnny But It'd cost me a fiver for petrol and a half hour drive each way from Gainsborough to the nearest Asda (Scunny)!! Could go to Morrisons but there's not much room in the aisles there and I get arsey when I can't get past the other happy(?) shoppers. Nice try though. JB |
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30 Jul 03 - 12:49 PM (#993506) Subject: RE: SLOOP session to Coach and Ho, Barton. From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull oh. |
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31 Jul 03 - 04:24 AM (#994009) Subject: RE: SLOOP session to Coach and Ho, Barton. From: KJ Tesco's is crap. |
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31 Jul 03 - 07:23 AM (#994074) Subject: RE: SLOOP session to Coach and Ho, Barton. From: GUEST,Ayatolla Ever tried PROUDFOOT "tarrah", but to be practical. Should I continue looking or is this session venue satisfactory? Jo did say something about food when she gets organised, but (and it's a very big but) Oaklet is not entirely satisfied with the toilets. |
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31 Jul 03 - 07:43 AM (#994077) Subject: RE: SLOOP session to Coach and Ho, Barton. From: Oaklet I give the Coach and Horses toilets my seal of approval. I have put a sprout on the urinal cistern in the Sloop. |
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31 Jul 03 - 08:26 AM (#994095) Subject: RE: SLOOP session to Coach and Ho, Barton. From: ploughflyer A very satisfactory venue, Ayatolla, the assortment of horned gentlemen gazing down adding somewhat to the ambiance. Toilets acceptable for a quick visit. |
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31 Jul 03 - 08:30 AM (#994100) Subject: RE: SLOOP session to Coach and Ho, Barton. From: KJ Colin says he would prefer to stay in the room upstairs as the acoo-sticks are good & he doesn't fancy being eaten by the local inhabitants. |
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31 Jul 03 - 11:51 AM (#994228) Subject: RE: SLOOP session to Coach and Ho, Barton. From: GUEST,Bloke on the bench Yes to it all, it was a fine session, well attended, acoustics good and landlady welcoming. If all catters in the vicinity go regularly it should become an excellent venue. Toilets are better than the Sloop, without being luxurious. I understand there's talk of grub at some point. With any luck we've got a new Barton session going. The Sloop lasted - how long? Five or six years? And we just turned up cos the Ayatollah didn't want to go all the way to Goxhill.... |
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31 Jul 03 - 11:54 AM (#994230) Subject: RE: SLOOP session to Coach and Ho, Barton. From: Oaklet we,could,get,some,of,them,pink,mats,and,bog,seat,covers9to,smarten.them,up9 |
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31 Jul 03 - 06:56 PM (#994579) Subject: RE: SLOOP session to Coach and Ho, Barton. From: smallpiper I liked the room too and I thought that that Colin (it was that Colin Thompson) Thompson's shirt was ace! |
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31 Jul 03 - 07:18 PM (#994599) Subject: RE: SLOOP session to Coach and Ho, Barton. From: Noreen Toilets are better than the Sloop, without being luxurious. I understand there's talk of grub at some point. Talk of grub in the toilets, Bloke? Oaklet- I always think those little dollies that hide the spare toilet roll add a nice touch. |
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31 Jul 03 - 07:48 PM (#994621) Subject: RE: SLOOP session to Coach and Ho, Barton. From: Oaklet You can get them in Welsh costume. You are a class act, Sireen! |
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31 Jul 03 - 08:13 PM (#994642) Subject: RE: SLOOP session to Coach and Ho, Barton. From: Bassic The carpet on the floor is good for me spike, less slippage. Acoustics...coustics....ostics...stics...tics.....ics.....cs.....s acceptabubble. Good picture of "Les from Hull" on the wall, (nice apron Les), and I liked playing for the Queen. |
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01 Aug 03 - 05:11 AM (#994847) Subject: RE: SLOOP session to Coach and Ho, Barton. From: smallpiper Yeah Bassic that is a great picture of Les .... wonder if he knows he has a twin posing as a member of the RAOB (or whatever) club? |
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01 Aug 03 - 10:30 AM (#995017) Subject: RE: SLOOP session to Coach and Ho, Barton. From: KJ Kung-Fu hampsters would just about round off the atmosphere nicely. |
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01 Aug 03 - 10:33 AM (#995020) Subject: RE: SLOOP session to Coach and Ho, Barton. From: Oaklet I am dreaming of Les in falconry gloves. |
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04 Aug 03 - 05:57 AM (#996303) Subject: RE: SLOOP session to Coach and Ho, Barton. From: GUEST,Ayatolla Remember, remember.... All local (and not so local Catters) TUESDAY EVENING SESSION At The Coach and Horses, Barton. Directions at start of thread. "I've just fallen off a bus shelter" causes me to guffaw every time I see it. I think I must need phsycologic help or some such. Full name - Ayatolla Jaybee. |
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04 Aug 03 - 05:05 PM (#996662) Subject: RE: SLOOP session to Coach and Ho, Barton. From: GUEST,Bloke with the bunch Looking forward to tomorrow's session, hope all last week's friends can come again, with all others welcome. BUT you simply MUST stop this surreal meandering on about toilets. Just go in , use them and leave. I blame you entirely for this Twiglet. You must be getting too much estuary air in South F. And DON'T ask me what you should use the toilet for!! Harrumph Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells |
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04 Aug 03 - 05:29 PM (#996675) Subject: RE: SLOOP session to Coach and Ho, Barton. From: smallpiper Not all last weeks peeps will be there my siblings have returned to their respective homes but I'll be there |
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04 Aug 03 - 05:34 PM (#996679) Subject: RE: SLOOP session to Coach and Ho, Barton. From: Skipjack K8 I will be in that Ireland, so I hope you all enjoy the buffalo musk and the amateur tattoos of the knuckle-draggers downstairs. Keep music live. And dangerous. |
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05 Aug 03 - 02:37 AM (#996894) Subject: RE: SLOOP session to Coach and Ho, Barton. From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 0845 |
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06 Aug 03 - 01:46 AM (#997673) Subject: RE: SLOOP session to Coach and Ho, Barton. From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull heloo, i dident go, becouse, i satayed at home and got pissed ibnstead, i might go nexty week, or i might but a bike,m [good thing is free for bikes on then umber bnridge], and can get pissed, asnd not to much hassle, [ cant ban you from ridinfg a bike [as for as i know, not sure really, i domnt think so anyway], dont think sso, i crashed a bike before [i hit a tree, near the cemetrey], ploliceman said said " you shouldent drinking so much then , stupid arseole", he dident ban me, just give me a big warning, [i threw my bike away at that time, bexause the whell went busted], anyway= i have got fat legs, i bought some shorts from the charity ship, but my legs are to fat, for them, i am thinking about a diet , i dont know really, anyay, i went to sun on sunday, but I nEEEded a drink!, it was a nice singing, but i got that weird belly ache, when i need a drink, so i was a bit pissed off really!, people was saying " heloo john , how are you? etc", i said i'm ok , butb i wasent, i really neeeded a drink! so if i loooked a bit pissed off ,,then thats why. anyway, since i been drinking looads, least my big soot fits now.john |
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06 Aug 03 - 01:50 AM (#997675) Subject: RE: SLOOP session to Coach and Ho, Barton. From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull helo, my shorts was onlyb a quid, i thinkj i speeled suit wrong, but itb doesent matter, [this is misucv site, not spellimf site.john |
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06 Aug 03 - 01:54 AM (#997676) Subject: RE: SLOOP session to Coach and Ho, Barton. From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Siuit? Suite? suit? is that how youe spell suit? i'm not botherd really [ thgisa id music site, not spelling site].john |
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08 Aug 03 - 07:49 AM (#998887) Subject: RE: SLOOP session to Coach and Ho, Barton. From: GUEST,Ayatolla URGENT! SOS! NEED HELP! ALL CATTERS! LOOSING 40 VIRGINS! Didn't make a dent in food provided last Tuesday. Need ravenous types next TUESDAY who have not eaten since Oaklet fell off the bus shelter. |
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08 Aug 03 - 08:55 AM (#998919) Subject: RE: SLOOP session to Coach and Ho, Barton. From: KJ How on earth do you misplace 40 virgins Ayatolla & what on earth were you going to do with them all? Are there 40 virgins in Barton? |
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08 Aug 03 - 12:00 PM (#998988) Subject: RE: SLOOP session to Coach and Ho, Barton. From: Oaklet I'm in Ireland, me. |
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08 Aug 03 - 01:09 PM (#999012) Subject: RE: SLOOP session to Coach and Ho, Barton. From: ploughflyer Apologies for absence Ayatolla, but will be there next Tuesday. Can they do ham sandwiches without any butter or marge on them? |
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08 Aug 03 - 01:16 PM (#999015) Subject: RE: SLOOP session to Coach and Ho, Barton. From: KJ Bloody 'ell, even from Ireland he speaks! |
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08 Aug 03 - 02:27 PM (#999055) Subject: RE: SLOOP session to Coach and Ho, Barton. From: Oaklet Hello KY. From Ireland. |
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09 Aug 03 - 01:53 AM (#999286) Subject: RE: SLOOP session to Coach and Ho, Barton. From: GUEST,KJ Lucky B*****d. I hope you are working hard, being all musical & not drinking or sniffing round the local female pipe bands! |
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09 Aug 03 - 10:35 AM (#999374) Subject: RE: SLOOP session to Coach and Ho, Barton. From: Oaklet The latest musival offering is "in the can" as they say in the biz. I am a bit bollocksed but reasonably happy with my input into "The Notes From The Stones". I have acquired a book about violin repair from the Caran guitarist. I am now going to the hardware shop to buy Araldite, a hammer and a pile of Baywatch videos on Betamax. Oh, and a hanky. |
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09 Aug 03 - 10:49 AM (#999379) Subject: RE: SLOOP session to Coach and Ho, Barton. From: Willa Good grief! J9on in a suit and Oaklet with a hankie - what is the world coming to? |
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12 Aug 03 - 06:17 AM (#1000717) Subject: RE: SLOOP session to Coach and Ho, Barton. From: The DeanMeister May I politely draw your attention to my final posting on the Beverley Fest Review thread. The citizens of Barton and Hessle are to be given a spectacular display at 8pm this evening. |
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12 Aug 03 - 06:52 AM (#1000726) Subject: RE: SLOOP session to Coach and Ho, Barton. From: smallpiper tee hee! |
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12 Aug 03 - 09:24 PM (#1001139) Subject: RE: SLOOP session to Coach and Ho, Barton. From: Skipjack K8 Tonight was a journey of discovery. Jo, the hostess of the mine, delivered a paper on the finer points of carping, using a prop of a reformed prisoner brutalising a ceolocanth. Dwane Bishop provided one with a plectrum made from the more elastic erectile tissue of a tortoise, and the Ayatollah toured the room in a fetching pinny proferring mechanically recovered meat in all manor of animal shapes. It was good. Keep food live. And dangerous. |
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13 Aug 03 - 12:35 PM (#1001308) Subject: RE: SLOOP session to Coach and Ho, Barton. From: Oaklet Ah-ha, I see the change of venue has done nothing to alter the winning formula. If more pubs allowed sessions, then this sort of thing would be as commonplace elsewhere as it is in proper Barton. I have lost the body-building competition by a whisker. I must remember to shave more diligently. Witten on behalf of Oaklet by 9scriptwriters as he is a bit preoccupied with stardom and maintaining a high media profile. |
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19 Aug 03 - 06:01 AM (#1004523) Subject: RE: SLOOP session to Coach and Ho, Barton. From: GUEST,Ayatolla As Oaklet and co have returned from their hadj (fairly clocking up his awaiting virgins) should be an augmented session tonight. I have a plea vis: It is decreed by ET that I need a peaky hat if I am to act as doorstop. Of course such item will have to be worn by any deputy stepping in in my likely absences in the near future.I |
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20 Aug 03 - 05:32 AM (#1005094) Subject: RE: SLOOP session to Coach and Ho, Barton. From: GUEST,Ayatolla My last missive was enigmatic and cut short 'cos I was ejected from the library having exceeded my time. School kids should be back at school so's one can swim and surf without aggravation. My plea is for everyone to scour the charity shops/ car boot sales for a peak cap for the door stop person. ET says we must keep up the signing in bollocks until a) Jo (landlady) gets a PEL or b) the new law comes into force (approx 1 year). Otherwise Jo gets done for a £1000 fine. I shall not be with you for several weeks this Autumn (signing in books behind the bar) as I shall be searching for migrating Dick Dicks and Virgins (they don't exist in Barton). I shall journey as far as Wales, Cornwall, Norfolk and the Ukrain. For your information KJ the virgins are not for my misuse, but for me to dispense to young heroes like Oaklet and You-Know-Who (Suffice it to say that Bulk in the Corner didn't call him 'Skippy the BUSH Kangaroo' for nothing). A. |
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20 Aug 03 - 06:29 AM (#1005106) Subject: RE: SLOOP session to Coach and Ho, Barton. From: The DeanMeister Happy birfdy to me...... |
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20 Aug 03 - 07:35 AM (#1005118) Subject: RE: SLOOP session to Coach and Ho, Barton. From: Oaklet If you look at the February page of the 2004 calender given away with Amateur Drystone Waller magazine, you can see me with my kit off, bending over a pile of stones. |
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20 Aug 03 - 10:46 AM (#1005207) Subject: RE: SLOOP session to Coach and Ho, Barton. From: Banjo-Flower NO NO NO way David !!!!! Gerry |
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20 Aug 03 - 11:16 AM (#1005237) Subject: RE: SLOOP session to Coach and Ho, Barton. From: The DeanMeister Not even a kilt....? |
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02 Sep 03 - 04:10 AM (#1011024) Subject: RE: SLOOP session to Coach and Ho, Barton. From: GUEST,Dáithí Having just returned from a month in Ireland, just thought I'd check if the new venue proved suitable.Seems it has...does that mean it's on tonight then folks? |
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02 Sep 03 - 05:24 AM (#1011058) Subject: RE: SLOOP session to Coach and Ho, Barton. From: smallpiper yes it is indeed |
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02 Sep 03 - 05:37 AM (#1011067) Subject: RE: SLOOP session to Coach and Ho, Barton. From: GUEST,Dáithí Thanks smallpiper - I'll hope to catch up with you later then! Cheers - Dáithí |