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24 Sep 03 - 09:07 PM (#1024674) Subject: Lyr Add: I SAW MOMMY KISSING SANTA CLAUS From: Jim Dixon Sorry, folks. This is just a prelude to posting a popular parody. I SAW MOMMY KISSING SANTA CLAUS (Tommie Connor, 1952) I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus, Underneath the mistletoe last night. She didn't see me creep Down the stairs to have a peep. She thought that I was tucked up In my bedroom fast asleep. Then, I saw Mommy tickle Santa Claus Underneath his beard so snowy white. Oh, what a laugh it would have been If Daddy had only seen Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night! [Recorded by Jimmy Boyd, Dion, the Jackson Five, Spike Jones, The Platters, Bobby Sherman, Andy Williams, and many others.] |
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24 Sep 03 - 09:08 PM (#1024675) Subject: Lyr Add: I SAW MOMMY SMOOCHIN' SANTA CLAUS From: Jim Dixon And now the parody, transcribed from the sound file at The Record Lady's All-Time Country Favorites, Country Christmas page: I SAW MOMMY SMOOCHIN' SANTA CLAUS (as sung by Homer and Jethro) I saw Mommy smoochin' Santy Claus Underneath the Christmas tree last night. She puckered up her lips. Pleasure she was a-seekin'. She missed his mouth and kissed his nose And the doggone thing was a-leakin'. Then I hear'd Mommy tell old Santy Claus, "Santy you have got to change your way. Go and get yourself a shave. Then I will be your slave. Kissin' you is just like smoochin' Gabby Hayes." I saw Mommy smoochin' Santy Claus Underneath the Christmas tree last night. Their smoochin' was so loud It woke up Uncle Fudd It sounded like a cow a-pullin' Her foot out of the mud. Then I shot Santy with a B-B gun And you should have hear'd old Santy squall; Then he jumped about ten feet And he took off up the street And he hollered, "Merry Christmas to you all!" |