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BS: Hull 9 Top again

02 Oct 03 - 02:45 AM (#1027753)
Subject: BS: Hull 9 Top again
From: Roger the Skiffler

Today's UK press has results of a poll from people who think their home town is crap. Hull comes top!
Strangely, Bracknell isn't in the top 50, though Ascot is 21st. I'm proud to say my own birth City of a Thousand Trades isn't there either.

RtS


02 Oct 03 - 03:30 AM (#1027766)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull 9 Top again
From: GUEST

The Guadian article is here


02 Oct 03 - 04:06 AM (#1027776)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull 9 Top again
From: smallpiper

The place has to win some thing some time and it might as well be this. I think it will be great for the tourist trade hords of people will come here to see the crapness and boy are they going to be disapointed!


02 Oct 03 - 05:14 AM (#1027804)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull 9 Top again
From: The DeanMeister

That'll keep the Southerners away!


02 Oct 03 - 05:18 AM (#1027808)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull 9 Top again
From: mooman

Not necessarily DeanMeister...they could be up from St. John's Wood in their oversized Jeeps!

Peace

moo


02 Oct 03 - 05:18 AM (#1027809)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull 9 Top again
From: GUEST,Skipjack K8

And their hyphens


02 Oct 03 - 05:31 AM (#1027816)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull 9 Top again
From: Raggytash

Where's the city of a thousand trades?


02 Oct 03 - 05:54 AM (#1027822)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull 9 Top again
From: GUEST

It's Birmingham, Raggytash


02 Oct 03 - 06:08 AM (#1027828)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull 9 Top again
From: Hrothgar

And Slough only 42nd!

What would Sir John Betjeman say?


02 Oct 03 - 06:10 AM (#1027829)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull 9 Top again
From: Arnie

My uncle's from the Land of Green Ginger and I always thought it was a decent enough place - but then I'm from Halifax. Anyone from Hell to complete the set??


02 Oct 03 - 06:12 AM (#1027830)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull 9 Top again
From: Oaklet

South Ferriby is known as the city of one trade after Mr Benson established his tripe works there in 1933.


02 Oct 03 - 04:43 PM (#1028246)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull 9 Top again
From: GUEST,Ed

Never having been to Hull, I can't comment.

From what I've read, the Brandshome estate would seem to be pretty grim.

I'm amazed that my current locale, Stockport, only makes number 12.

It's a terrible place.

Bits of the outskirts are OK (Marple is nice), but the town centre is horrible.


02 Oct 03 - 04:47 PM (#1028250)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull 9 Top again
From: ard mhacha

John the two authors were on Channell 4 News to-night, I thought Hull was better than a lot of towns I passed through on my rambles through England, has Oldham had a face lift?. Ard Mhacha.


02 Oct 03 - 07:02 PM (#1028331)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull 9 Top again
From: Gareth

Hrothgar -

"Come friendly bombs and fall on Slough ....

Gareth


02 Oct 03 - 07:06 PM (#1028339)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull 9 Top again
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

hull is the best pave oin the worlfd, and every were else is rubbish.signed john, [john fron hull].john


02 Oct 03 - 07:36 PM (#1028369)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull 9 Top again
From: Little Hawk

I don't know if this helps, but an irate man yelled "Go to Hull!" at me the other day in traffic. It was a silly thing for him to say, I think, as it would require me to take a ferry across the Atlantic. "Go there, yourself!" I retorted.


02 Oct 03 - 07:37 PM (#1028372)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull 9 Top again
From: Blowzabella

I think it was rigged - how come Morecambe didn't win - it only came third - what a stitch up! - it should have won - it's the crappest place in the world

John - I think Hull is very nice and shouldn't have been in the list at all


02 Oct 03 - 07:45 PM (#1028376)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull 9 Top again
From: Gareth

Mmmm ! You have never seem Merthyr on a wet Sunday.

Gareth


02 Oct 03 - 07:51 PM (#1028380)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull 9 Top again
From: Little Hawk

They haven't seen Blind River...


02 Oct 03 - 09:56 PM (#1028463)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull 9 Top again
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

hello, we goy a big bridge here, 9humber brigde,], big fis deep see museum, 9the deap], and different phones, and differnet spelling, and if you domt like it, then just get lost, 8this is moosic site, not spelling site.john


02 Oct 03 - 10:00 PM (#1028465)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull 9 Top again
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

and john prescott lives here, 9he lives neer my mam],
hull is best place in the werld, and eveyrwere else is shit.john


03 Oct 03 - 08:32 AM (#1028727)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull 9 Top again
From: ard mhacha

John fear not, spelling dosn`t really matter,

Cehch tihs out,

Aoccdring to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn`t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is that the frist and lsat ltteer be at the tghit pclae.
The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed erveylteter by istlef,
but the wrod as a wlohe.
BOOLDY AMAZANING. Ard Mhacha.


03 Oct 03 - 09:19 AM (#1028757)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull 9 Top again
From: songs2play

Am I right in saying that only the people of Hull have voted Hull as the crappiest place?
Or am I misreading the thread?


03 Oct 03 - 09:53 AM (#1028801)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull 9 Top again
From: Les from Hull

Hull of course is a fine place - it's completely wasted on the people who live here. I'm thinking of getting rid of some of the wingers and getting in some proper people.

Les
Pretender to the throne of Hull


03 Oct 03 - 04:56 PM (#1029160)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull 9 Top again
From: ard mhacha

Getting rid of the wingers?, Les, and I thought Hull City were doing well. Ard Mhacha.


05 Oct 03 - 12:46 AM (#1029848)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull 9 Top again
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

Is Ed the only UK Catter that has not been to Hull?
I spent 12 years on Bransholme, it ain't that bad, it's a bit rough, but I only knew one person that got murdered, [my next door neighbour]


10 Sep 04 - 01:03 AM (#1268259)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull 9 Top again
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

Theres a big telly in the middle of the town centre now, it gives the druggies and beggars something to do, stop them getting bored etc.


10 Sep 04 - 03:11 AM (#1268311)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull 9 Top again
From: Paco Rabanne

We don't need such trifles in Beverley.


10 Sep 04 - 03:59 AM (#1268338)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull 9 Top again
From: ThreeSheds

Agree Ted
We can go on the Westwood and watch the cows Or for a big night we can join the locals in Goole watching the traffic lights change (When the Gate isnt open that is)


10 Sep 04 - 05:28 AM (#1268391)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull 9 Top again
From: Michael

Trifle in Beverley? Where? I've got me spoon.
Mike


10 Sep 04 - 05:32 AM (#1268395)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull 9 Top again
From: Paco Rabanne

Nellies and Monk's Walk do nice trifles. Nellies is particularly cheap...... oh... I'm getting lager and trifle confused again aren't I?


10 Sep 04 - 05:33 AM (#1268399)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull 9 Top again
From: mooman

Having visited Hull9 not long ago I didn't find it lived up to its turdous reputation at all. Rather Hull9 than the appaling Backnell anytime!

Peace

moo (London Irishman)


10 Sep 04 - 08:14 AM (#1268493)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull 9 Top again
From: kendall

I'm always amazed at the number of English people here who say they have never been here or there in England. It aint that big!


10 Sep 04 - 09:00 AM (#1268536)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull 9 Top again
From: Sttaw Legend

Sex is like a game of bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you'd
better have a good hand.


10 Sep 04 - 09:25 AM (#1268546)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull 9 Top again
From: Paco Rabanne

You are right Kendall. I have only been south of the humber half a dozen times in my whole life, it's a wasteland down there.


07 Oct 04 - 12:25 PM (#1291381)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull 9 Top again
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

I've travelled out of Hull, I went to Withernsea once, it was rubbish.


08 Oct 04 - 12:15 PM (#1292394)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull 9 Top again
From: s6k

try FarTington


08 Oct 04 - 12:36 PM (#1292408)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull 9 Top again
From: DMcG

I'm a UK catter who has never been to Hull - but I've been to Beverley. Does that count?


08 Oct 04 - 05:44 PM (#1292640)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull 9 Top again
From: Big Al Whittle

Never been to Spain

Hoyt Axton, there was a man

How could Beverly count as Hull -only in the rules of Mornington Crescent.

And we don't go everywhere cos theres no need. you could go everywhere but then you would not be able to 'know' anywhere, and then you'd know nowt. Not that I would defend people who go nowhere at all - although I'm sure that has its charms.