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BS: Favourite Chimp movie/role!!!

07 Oct 03 - 07:01 PM (#1031457)
Subject: BS: Favourite Chimp movie/role!!!
From: Little Hawk

We've been discussing weird movies. So far so good. Now I think it's time to discuss a valuable sub-genre, the Chimp movie, of which there have been a good many.

Chimpanzees are very telegenic primates who enjoy being onscreen and act with real gusto.

So get to it and nominate your favourite Chimp movie or favourite chimp role. If you want to include Orangutans and gorillas, I guess that would be okay, but let's face it...CHIMPS RULE!!!

Oooo! Oooo! Oooo!

- LH


07 Oct 03 - 07:08 PM (#1031464)
Subject: RE: BS: Favourite Chimp movie/role!!!
From: TIA

Go here right now for the very best chimp movie ever (when you get there, click the "chimp" link).


07 Oct 03 - 07:09 PM (#1031465)
Subject: RE: BS: Favourite Chimp movie/role!!!
From: Bill D

as a kid, I saw "Bedtime for Bonzo", but NOTHING can hold a candle to the short little clip of "El Paso" (Down in the West Texas Town of) done with chimps! The did the whole song, with emotion...they rode off on donkeys, backwards....as the damn song played in the background, etc...I recorded all but the first 30 seconds or so of it, but I didn't LABEL the tape...so, one day, I'm gonna get a surprise!


07 Oct 03 - 07:13 PM (#1031467)
Subject: RE: BS: Favourite Chimp movie/role!!!
From: TIA

Oh, excellent recall Bill D. That video was a Steve Martin production, and he was the only human in it.

As a kid, I never missed Lance Link.


07 Oct 03 - 07:14 PM (#1031469)
Subject: RE: BS: Favourite Chimp movie/role!!!
From: vectis

Clyde in "every which way but loose" with clint Eastwood in a supporting role has it for me every time.


07 Oct 03 - 07:15 PM (#1031471)
Subject: RE: BS: Favourite Chimp movie/role!!!
From: Bill D

Yes!...it says here that Steve Martin was responsible for the El Paso thing! Figgers!


07 Oct 03 - 07:46 PM (#1031496)
Subject: RE: BS: Favourite Chimp movie/role!!!
From: McGrath of Harlow

Orang Utangs are not to be confused with chimps! But surely Clint Eastwood was in the supporting role? The same as Reagan was in Bonzo.

Over in England the only serious contestants would be the PG-Tips Chimps, who featured in ads for a brand of tea for 40 years. They are long gone, but even so this year viewers voted them all-time favourite advertising characters of all time.


07 Oct 03 - 07:53 PM (#1031501)
Subject: RE: BS: Favourite Chimp movie/role!!!
From: Amos

Dear Leedle Hawk:

As ye reap so shall ye sow, but never stand in the way of a natural function!!

A


07 Oct 03 - 09:02 PM (#1031530)
Subject: RE: BS: Favourite Chimp movie/role!!!
From: Clinton Hammond

Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back...

Best movie with a primate EVER!

:-)


08 Oct 03 - 01:53 AM (#1031597)
Subject: RE: BS: Favourite Chimp movie/role!!!
From: Little Hawk

Cute chimp movie there, TIA!

What I would like to see is a Woody Allen movie where the chimp plays Woody Allen (opposite Diane Keaton), while Woody Allen plays a chimp. That is to say, the chimp would wear Woody's clothes and talk incessantly about all his insecurities and court the lady ineptly, while Woody hooted, shrieked, picked lice and peeled bananas.

I think it would be great. Then the chimp and the girl would fly off together in the final reel, a la "Casablanca".

The fact is, I'd rather see a chimp get the girl anyway...

- LH


08 Oct 03 - 06:13 PM (#1031993)
Subject: RE: BS: Favourite Chimp movie/role!!!
From: Bill D

Oh, no...please! Life is complicated enough!


08 Oct 03 - 06:51 PM (#1032013)
Subject: RE: BS: Favourite Chimp movie/role!!!
From: Little Hawk

So...the chimp is nixing my Woody Allen movie idea? Or what?


08 Oct 03 - 08:26 PM (#1032068)
Subject: RE: BS: Favourite Chimp movie/role!!!
From: Amos

I would take it just a tad more personally, were I you, Leedle Hack!! :>)


A


08 Oct 03 - 09:29 PM (#1032102)
Subject: RE: BS: Favourite Chimp movie/role!!!
From: Little Hawk

Naw...I'd never make that mistake. :-)


08 Oct 03 - 09:36 PM (#1032106)
Subject: RE: BS: Favourite Chimp movie/role!!!
From: AliUK

Planet of the Apes et al...how did they get those apes to act so well?


08 Oct 03 - 09:39 PM (#1032111)
Subject: RE: BS: Favourite Chimp movie/role!!!
From: Bill D

why, they promised them time in the next Tarzan movie!


08 Oct 03 - 10:24 PM (#1032137)
Subject: RE: BS: Favourite Chimp movie/role!!!
From: Cluin

President of the United States.... Bonzo looked so lifelike in that role.


08 Oct 03 - 10:26 PM (#1032140)
Subject: RE: BS: Favourite Chimp movie/role!!!
From: Amergin

my favourite chimp resides in the whitehouse...i see him everytime he comes out for a "speech"....


08 Oct 03 - 11:09 PM (#1032157)
Subject: RE: BS: Favourite Chimp movie/role!!!
From: TIA

This is not a movie. Unfortunately, it's real life.
The chimp in chief


09 Oct 03 - 10:37 PM (#1032819)
Subject: RE: BS: Favourite Chimp movie/role!!!
From: Rustic Rebel

Project X. I can't say it is a favorite, but it tears me apart every time I see it. When that old chimp gets locked into the test room and he gets nuked, makes me cry every time. Gorillas in the Mist was pretty good too.
Help me to remember, was it George of the Jungle where the gorillas raised a young boy and then George took his ape father to the city and the ape was killed?
Peace, Rustic


10 Oct 03 - 12:16 PM (#1033200)
Subject: RE: BS: Favourite Chimp movie/role!!!
From: Little Hawk

What we really need is a good "Schecky the Monkey King" movie.


11 Oct 03 - 03:47 AM (#1033572)
Subject: RE: BS: Favourite Chimp movie/role!!!
From: Little Robyn

I loved Bonza when I was a kid, but also Roddy McDowell in the first Planet of the Apes movies.


11 Oct 03 - 01:35 PM (#1033768)
Subject: RE: BS: Favourite Chimp movie/role!!!
From: Little Hawk

Here's an interesting note...in the old Tarzan comics he had a small monkey companion named N'kima. N'kima was there mostly for humorous purposes, but he also proved handy as a lookout to watch for danger (never far away in a Tarzan story). N'kima was quite small and cute, very paranoid and panicky, and added a good deal of interest to the stories.

Hollywood then decided to change N'kima into an immature chimpanzee called Cheetah. This was idiotic. Who would name a chimpanzee "Cheetah"? It makes about as much sense as naming him "Tiger" or "Panther", after all.

I suspect the decision was based on 2 things:

1. They had a trained chimp handy already at the studio, but not a trained monkey.

2. They figured the American public was too stupid to remember or relate to a name as complicated as N'kima, but would be very comfortable with a word they already knew...Cheetah...and wouldn't care that it was the name of a large cat.

Pitiable, that's what it is...

- LH


11 Oct 03 - 01:41 PM (#1033776)
Subject: RE: BS: Favourite Chimp movie/role!!!
From: annamill

Eeewwwwwwooooo...Amos!! That was just Gross!! Yuch!!

Love, (yuchhhhh) Anna (eeeewwwww) mill (eeeooooo)


11 Oct 03 - 01:57 PM (#1033781)
Subject: RE: BS: Favourite Chimp movie/role!!!
From: Clinton Hammond

"Project X"

Heh... I'd forgottn that one... Mat Broderick and Hellen Hunt... It's no J&SBSB, but ya... a good one...

:-)


11 Oct 03 - 02:21 PM (#1033786)
Subject: RE: BS: Favourite Chimp movie/role!!!
From: Jeri

I don't have anything against chimps, but I've never much cared for chimps in movies. Roddy McDowell.

And I just NOW figured out his name is a pun!!!


11 Oct 03 - 08:38 PM (#1033910)
Subject: RE: BS: Favourite Chimp movie/role!!!
From: GUEST,Strick

Oh, well, this will all soon be over.

A move to ban chimps from movies


11 Oct 03 - 09:06 PM (#1033915)
Subject: RE: BS: Favourite Chimp movie/role!!!
From: Little Hawk

Annamill - What is so gross about a chimp shaking his head from side to side? I fail to comprehend what either you or Amos are referring to...

No move to ban chimps from movies will ever succeed, but it may help improve their working conditions and that's something to hoot and screech about! Oooook! Oooook! Oooook!

They should consider launching a counter campaign to get Jane Goodall banned from movies....

- LH


11 Oct 03 - 10:20 PM (#1033935)
Subject: RE: BS: Favourite Chimp movie/role!!!
From: GUEST,Strick

But she makes such fine guitars! :)


11 Oct 03 - 10:28 PM (#1033941)
Subject: RE: BS: Favourite Chimp movie/role!!!
From: Bobert

Oh, here we go!....

Yeah, like thanks, LH... I've never seen a Chimp movie but I gotta confess that the first night I goyt a pudder to crank up I found myself terrorized by a "pop up chimp" tryin' to sell me somethin' and didn't have a clue what to do. That danged monkey chased me fir about an hour until I drove two miles, picked up my teeneged son from his mom's place, drove him back to my joint and had him wrestle the danged thing to the ground...

Whew!...

Scariest pudder experience that even Charles Manson could come up with...

Still havin' nightmares to this very day... ahhh, night...

Bobert


12 Oct 03 - 12:52 AM (#1033988)
Subject: RE: BS: Favourite Chimp movie/role!!!
From: Matt_R

This is SO a topic I would start. Reminds me of that MST3K episode where Brain Guy and Prof. Bobo are arguing over what's the the better ape movie..."Any Which Way But Lose" or "Any Which Way You Can," at which Pearl Forrester tells them they're both idiots, and that the best ape movie is "Dunston Checks In."


12 Oct 03 - 12:57 PM (#1034139)
Subject: RE: BS: Favourite Chimp movie/role!!!
From: Little Hawk

Yeah. We're kindred souls, Matt!

Bobert, I will have to arrange for Mr Chongo to go down and visit you for a week or so. Please be sure to be well-stocked with bananas and other fruit.

- LH


12 Oct 03 - 05:00 PM (#1034227)
Subject: RE: BS: Favourite Chimp movie/role!!!
From: Gorgeous Gary

Matt: "Right turn, Clyde!" 8-)

TIA: Another vote for Lancelot Link here...

Of course, I must admit my favorite primate doesn't appear in a live action movie, although he's shown up at least once in an animated feature. That would be the Librarian, of Terry Pratchett's Discworld...OOK! ;-)

-- Gary


13 Oct 03 - 11:25 AM (#1034653)
Subject: RE: BS: Favourite Chimp movie/role!!!
From: mike the knife

Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp. Absolutely the best. Still looking for tapes of the original series.