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21 Nov 03 - 08:23 AM (#1058423) Subject: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious From: GUEST,MC Fat A few years ago Q magazine did some new 'stating the obvious' phrases, you know the sort 'Is the Pope a catholic', 'Does the Bear shit in the woods'. My favourite from that list is 'Does Dolly Parton sleep on her back'. Has anyone any new ones ? To start the ball rolling 'Is Osama Bin Laden's phone number ex-directory ?' |
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21 Nov 03 - 08:27 AM (#1058426) Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious From: artbrooks Is the bear a catholic? Does the Pope shit in the woods? |
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21 Nov 03 - 08:35 AM (#1058432) Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious From: Midchuck In one book I read, I can't remember which, a character in that kind of situation used "Does a cat have an ass?" ("Arse" in British) I've used that from time to time and gotten a few strange looks. Peter. |
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21 Nov 03 - 09:10 AM (#1058464) Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious From: Snuffy Was the US election fixed? |
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21 Nov 03 - 09:16 AM (#1058472) Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious From: Rapparee Is George Bush smart? Do politicians shit in the woods? |
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21 Nov 03 - 09:47 AM (#1058494) Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious From: Dave Bryant Is McFat going to lose a duel soon ? |
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21 Nov 03 - 09:51 AM (#1058496) Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious From: GUEST,Kim C no cookie Is Michael Jackson a freak? |
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21 Nov 03 - 10:10 AM (#1058514) Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious From: Bill D **PUBLIC DISCLAIMER** The following should NOT be considered as a serious commentary on any ethnic/political group, but merely an obvious bit of reparteé reflecting stereotyped humor.. "Does the Pope shit in the woods?"...he's Polish, ain't he? |
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21 Nov 03 - 11:00 AM (#1058543) Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious From: Partridge Are you going to finish that bottle of wine? |
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21 Nov 03 - 12:34 PM (#1058595) Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious From: GUEST,pdq Does a frog have a water-proof asshole? |
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21 Nov 03 - 12:42 PM (#1058598) Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious From: TheBigPinkLad Is the bible bullshit? |
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21 Nov 03 - 12:55 PM (#1058606) Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious From: Ebbie "I would like to thank" so and so. Why not just thank them? |
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21 Nov 03 - 06:10 PM (#1058782) Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious From: McGrath of Harlow Is Ian Paisley a Protestant? (I like to think of the man tucked away alongside the Pope in this way...) |
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21 Nov 03 - 06:25 PM (#1058793) Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious From: Liz the Squeak Does shit come from bears? LTS |
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21 Nov 03 - 06:39 PM (#1058808) Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious From: Barb'ry Does Eddie Stobart have lorries on the M6? |
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21 Nov 03 - 06:45 PM (#1058815) Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious From: Gareth Are there traffic jams on the M25 ! Gareth |
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21 Nov 03 - 07:29 PM (#1058853) Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious From: GUEST,Cluin Am I horny? |
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21 Nov 03 - 09:41 PM (#1058914) Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious From: Rapparee Did you know that your tire is flat? Hey, did you know that you're bleeding pretty bad? (..missing a leg, had your arm shot away, etc.) He's dead, Jim. Beheading often does that to people. WOW! does that stink! |
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21 Nov 03 - 09:57 PM (#1058918) Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious From: Jim Dixon Are frogs waterproof? Did Rose Kennedy own a black dress? Does a hobbyhorse have a hickory dick? Does Friday come every week? Does Michael Jackson like kids? Does the pope wear a funny hat? Is a pig's ass pork? |
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22 Nov 03 - 12:32 AM (#1058967) Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious From: LadyJean Do rats have tails? Does a guinea pig go bweep? Is Bush a twerp? |
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22 Nov 03 - 04:06 PM (#1059203) Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious From: GUEST If all the politicians were gunned down in the woods, would anybody care? (I just made that one up, BTW). |
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22 Nov 03 - 04:42 PM (#1059220) Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious From: AliUK Is Bill Shatner the greatest Canadian ever? Are rednecks called Billy Bob? |
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23 Nov 03 - 12:28 AM (#1059379) Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious From: Blackcatter Is this a pointless thread? |
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23 Nov 03 - 12:59 AM (#1059383) Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious From: Ebbie Is Blackcatter glum lately? |
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23 Nov 03 - 11:39 AM (#1059404) Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious From: GUEST,van lingle Cow piss on a flat rock? |
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23 Nov 03 - 03:30 PM (#1059511) Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious From: Peace Does a chicken have lips? |
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23 Nov 03 - 03:39 PM (#1059514) Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious From: GUEST,pdq If your chicken is named Monica! |
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24 Nov 03 - 06:13 AM (#1059779) Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious From: GUEST Does the Queen like Corgis Has Charles got big ears Did the Queen Mother like a drop of gin T |
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24 Nov 03 - 06:59 AM (#1059794) Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious From: GUEST,CrazyEddie Would a hungry dog eat meat? |
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24 Nov 03 - 11:22 AM (#1059921) Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious From: Dave Bryant Are Essex girls randy ? |
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24 Nov 03 - 11:23 AM (#1059922) Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious From: sloop Are your balls in a bag? |
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24 Nov 03 - 12:31 PM (#1059965) Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious From: Mrs.Duck No Dave we just find lying on our backs with our legs in the air relaxing! Do Ducks drink? |
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24 Nov 03 - 01:02 PM (#1059979) Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious From: GUEST,pdq Does a duck lying on its back quack up? |
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24 Nov 03 - 01:35 PM (#1060000) Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious From: McGrath of Harlow From the Battle of Waterloo: Lord Uxbridge: "By God, sir, I've lost my leg!" Duke of Wellington: "By God, sir, so you have!" |
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24 Nov 03 - 02:17 PM (#1060027) Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious From: GUEST,pdq Yes, McGrath...that is the "bleeding obvious" it there ever was one. |
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24 Nov 03 - 03:19 PM (#1060048) Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious From: GUEST,Kim C no cookie Does a guinea pig really go bweep?!!? |
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24 Nov 03 - 03:35 PM (#1060063) Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious From: Peace Depends how hard you squeeze it! |
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25 Nov 03 - 07:04 AM (#1060485) Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious From: Dave Bryant Is McFat an overweight scottish ex-patriate ? |
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25 Nov 03 - 07:44 AM (#1060498) Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious From: GUEST,MC Fat Yep !! |
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25 Nov 03 - 12:22 PM (#1060641) Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious From: McGrath of Harlow Do folkies have beards? |
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25 Nov 03 - 01:28 PM (#1060685) Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious From: Schantieman See other thread |