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06 Dec 03 - 09:48 AM (#1066659) Subject: Lyr Add: WHAT A FRIEND WE HAVE IN CHEESES From: Donuel WHAT A FRIEND WE HAVE IN CHEESES -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What a friend we have in cheeses Cheddar muenster and Gruyere But what a hassle tis to carry past security at US Air. O what peace we often forfeit O what needless pain we bear All because we carried cheeses on board a flight of US Air. We were fondled and then X-rayed Because of troubles in the air The screener had tremendous courage to plunge their hands in underwear. Did we seem a fiend unfaithful who would bomb without a care Jesus is our cheese a weakness in security at US Air. Are we weak from ol bin Laden cumbered with a load of care. The guards ran to seek some refuge from tin wrapped cheese we had to share. Do the guards despise, forsake you? at airports everywhere They are armed and may likely shoot you if they find some cheese in there. By the time this made the papers the headline was in total error. Capture: praise and endless worship for the guards at US Air. by Don Hakman - |
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06 Dec 03 - 11:34 AM (#1066716) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: What a friend we have in Cheeses From: Kudzuman Oh, Good! I like that! |
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06 Dec 03 - 12:33 PM (#1066750) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: What a friend we have in Cheeses From: Susan of DT See also the other "What a Friend We Have in Cheeses". And a search for the tune lists 9 songs with that tune (FRNDJSUS). |
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06 Dec 03 - 12:45 PM (#1066759) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: What a friend we have in Cheeses From: Cluin Does it mention the Billy Connolly song: "Jesus Christ, I'm Nearly Forty"? |