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18 Dec 03 - 03:41 PM (#1075609) Subject: Michael Jackson finds Islam From: GUEST,Bille Jean Alleged child molester Michael Jackson has converted to Islam. Read all about it in the New York Post |
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18 Dec 03 - 03:50 PM (#1075618) Subject: RE: Michael Jackson finds Islam From: Bill D this is a gossip post, not a music post..CERTAINLY not a folk music post |
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18 Dec 03 - 03:52 PM (#1075620) Subject: RE: Michael Jackson finds Islam From: Clinton Hammond It lands firmly in the BS section in my book... |
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18 Dec 03 - 07:44 PM (#1075771) Subject: RE: Michael Jackson finds Islam From: Gareth Intresting - and without wishing to make any comment on Jacksons Guilt or innocence, pray tell us, what penalties does the Koran lay down for sexual violation of a minor male ? Gareth |
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18 Dec 03 - 08:56 PM (#1075823) Subject: RE: Michael Jackson finds Islam From: Padre I didn't know it was lost. |
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18 Dec 03 - 10:43 PM (#1075864) Subject: RE: Michael Jackson finds Islam From: catspaw49 Try this as well........... Formerly Known as Prince October 17, 2003 - 11:39AM Looks like Prince has swapped performing for preaching, reports Ananova.com. A Minneapolis couple said the singer, who is now a committed Jehovah's Witness, stopped at their home recently and tried to convert them from their Jewish faith. They said that when they told the Purple Rain singer that they weren't interested, he asked: "Can I just finish?" The couple told the Minneapolis Star Tribune that Prince, 45, then left in a car, accompanied by a woman they believed to be his wife, Manuela Testolini. Prince's lawyer, Londell Macmillan, said the star was "very committed" to the Jehovah's Witnesses. Prince, who once demanded to be known by a symbol rather than by his name, reportedly banned 50 explicit songs from his playlist after his religious awakening in 2001 Tomorrow I fully expect to hear that Keith Richards has converted to Scientology. Spaw |
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18 Dec 03 - 10:52 PM (#1075866) Subject: RE: Michael Jackson finds Islam From: Amos Stranger things have happened!! :>)) LOL!! It is clear to me that these guys who manage to pull down millions and then get into all kinds of trouble (Prince, Michael, Madonna) just go right over the edge and end up grabbing one or another religion to keep themselves from boiling right over!! So next week Keith will be singing "Clear Me Up", huh??? **bg** A |
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18 Dec 03 - 11:12 PM (#1075880) Subject: RE: Michael Jackson finds Islam From: pdq Thanks, Padre...I assume you will agree that Michael Jackson is lost... |
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18 Dec 03 - 11:34 PM (#1075889) Subject: RE: Michael Jackson finds Islam From: GUEST,pdc ...or even guilty until proven innocent? |
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18 Dec 03 - 11:38 PM (#1075891) Subject: RE: Michael Jackson finds Islam From: The Fooles Troupe Damn it Padre! Your fingers are too quick! Or maybe there's just too many Fools around here! I may have to move - too much competition! The Fooles Troupe (now with egg on face as message was lost in crash first time - and 2nd time...) |
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19 Dec 03 - 07:44 AM (#1076065) Subject: RE: Michael Jackson finds Islam From: Dave Bryant Sorry, misread the thread title - thought it was: Michael Jackson finds his lamb That could mean that he was combining bestiality with paedophile acts ! |
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19 Dec 03 - 07:56 AM (#1076084) Subject: RE: Michael Jackson finds Islam From: greg stephens Well, BillD suggests this thread is BS. I'm sure he's right. But if the thread was devoted to Micahel Jackson jokes,it would be different, as folklore is a legitimate non BS topic. And this subject has certainly generated a string of jokes in England(particularly in schools). I iamagine this is also the case in America, could anyone confirm? I do not, incidentally, intend to post any here. Funny as they are, I feel they are best left in the oral tradition. |
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19 Dec 03 - 08:18 AM (#1076103) Subject: RE: Michael Jackson finds Islam From: Gareth Dave - Nothing Welsh about Jackson !! Gareth |
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19 Dec 03 - 08:49 AM (#1076125) Subject: RE: Michael Jackson finds Islam From: Willie-O Jailhouse religious conversions, ho-hum. Now I don't know about Prince, but Michael Jackson should have converted to Jehovah's Witnesses a long time ago. Apparently they have a structure that provides airtight security for child molesters who understand how it works. If a JW is accused of sexual abuse by another JW, the complainant is advised to go to the church elders, NOT the police. The elders listen to the allegations, then call upon the accused and ask him (almost always a him) if they are true. If he denies everything, that's the end of it. The elders "leave it in Jehovah's hands". There's a man in New Hampshire who has been convicted of sexually abusing his daughters over a period of several years--practically his entire temple membership testified, at his trial, what a great guy he is, while they ostracized his ex-wife and children for laying charges. They sure take care of their own. Source: "The Fifth Estate", CBC TV. W-O |
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19 Dec 03 - 10:29 AM (#1076155) Subject: RE: Michael Jackson finds Islam From: Dave Hanson Guilty or not somebody should tell him a man [?] of his age can't take children into their beds without some repercussions. eric |
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19 Dec 03 - 11:10 PM (#1076632) Subject: RE: Michael Jackson finds Islam From: GUEST,Martin Gibson So, now Michael Jackson has something in common with Arafat, Saddam, Osama, Mohammad Atta. |
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20 Dec 03 - 07:56 PM (#1077065) Subject: RE: Michael Jackson finds Islam From: Peace and Mao Zedong (Mao Tse Tung) |
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20 Dec 03 - 07:58 PM (#1077067) Subject: RE: Michael Jackson finds Islam From: Peace Sorry about that. Was thinking about kids, not Islam. |
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21 Dec 03 - 02:22 AM (#1077222) Subject: RE: Michael Jackson finds Islam From: musicmick I am glad that Michael has found religion. Hell, if he gets caught with one more kid, they may give him his very own parrish. |
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22 Dec 03 - 01:28 AM (#1077639) Subject: RE: Michael Jackson finds Islam From: ddw Willie-O — it's a trick they learned from the Catholics..... david |
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22 Dec 03 - 02:26 PM (#1077905) Subject: RE: Michael Jackson finds Islam From: Blackcatter The Quran does not specifically fix punishement for child molestation. Adultery deserves 100 lashes for each person in the 24th Sura. The Quran says a murderer is condemned to Hell and indirectly says that the murderer should be put to death (it says this in passing when it excuses capital punishment as the only kind of murder allowed. I know in several Muslim countries that child molestation is punishable by death. Weren't the Jackson's Jehovah Witnesses years ago? A radio show today said that Jackson couldn't convert to the Black Muislims because he's not really black . . . |
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22 Dec 03 - 04:08 PM (#1077932) Subject: RE: Michael Jackson finds Islam From: Kim C Yeah, I thought Michael Jackson already WAS a Jehovah's Witness. |
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22 Dec 03 - 05:37 PM (#1077990) Subject: RE: Michael Jackson finds Islam From: GUEST,An English Patriot If Jackson is joining the Nation of Islam, wont he have to turn himself back into a black man? More expensive cosmetic surgery! |
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23 Dec 03 - 09:08 AM (#1078392) Subject: RE: Michael Jackson finds Islam From: ced2 They are welocme to one another! |
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23 Dec 03 - 12:16 PM (#1078551) Subject: RE: Michael Jackson finds Islam From: Alice Yes, the Jackson family have been long time JW's. |
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23 Dec 03 - 02:46 PM (#1078662) Subject: RE: Michael Jackson finds Islam From: GUEST,Martin Gibson Inside sources have told me Louis Farakhan has just cleaned out a Wal-Mart's inventory of K-Y jelly. |
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23 Dec 03 - 05:04 PM (#1078739) Subject: RE: Michael Jackson finds Islam From: Kim C wha happened? |
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23 Dec 03 - 05:11 PM (#1078745) Subject: RE: Michael Jackson finds Islam From: An Pluiméir Ceolmhar In the current climate in the US, this smacks of a "revelation" from the 1930s that "Michael Jackson is a Jew". Even if either were true, what the f*** has that got to do with anything? |
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23 Dec 03 - 05:52 PM (#1078784) Subject: RE: Michael Jackson finds Islam From: GUEST,Martin Gibson I'm wondering where you come up with that, Frenchy. I've never seen Michael Jackson in my temple, or at the neighborhood deli for that matter. I do think he is a freaky douche bag, though, if you will pardon my French. |
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23 Dec 03 - 05:57 PM (#1078789) Subject: RE: Michael Jackson finds Islam From: GUEST,Ð¥Ñ I sometimes wonder that some people on different continents know so much about the "climate" in the US. |
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24 Dec 03 - 12:21 PM (#1079272) Subject: RE: Michael Jackson finds Islam From: GUEST,Martin Gibson About all they know about American "climate" is what they see on a weather map. |
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24 Dec 03 - 01:01 PM (#1079290) Subject: RE: Michael Jackson finds Islam From: John Hardly "Adultery deserves 100 lashes for each person in the 24th Sura." Ouch. Geez, I hate getting lashed in the sura. Thank God I've only got 23 of 'em! I'm thinking of converting to superstardom. I just have too decide whether to be a star athlete or a star rock musician... ...or, better yet -- a star of a new "reality" show!!!!! I could do that. |
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28 Apr 04 - 01:31 AM (#1172927) Subject: RE: Michael Jackson finds Islam From: GUEST,muslim it is kinda wiered to believe that Michael jackson becoming muslim but everything possible, regarding islamic punishment for what he did.. islam rules says when someone become a muslim, it is like he is born again, and born again in islamic expersion means the person that has no sins at all just like a baby when he/she is born... but this doesn't insure for him to get away of punishement from god with something related to sexual abuse... unless he really regret what he did and become a real good person.... |
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25 Apr 05 - 08:27 PM (#1470654) Subject: RE: Michael Jackson finds Islam From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull yuou speeled wiewrd wrong. |
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25 Apr 05 - 09:37 PM (#1470706) Subject: RE: Michael Jackson finds Islam From: Once Famous Yeah, so sucking a young boy's dick is forgiven if he says he's sorry, right? Crazy koran you are reading must have some good sex in it. |
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25 Apr 05 - 11:00 PM (#1470773) Subject: RE: Michael Jackson finds Islam From: robomatic Maybe Michael Jackson became a Mormon. Mormon, Moslem, Mormon, Moslem, it sounds like almost the same thing. |
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25 Apr 05 - 11:14 PM (#1470785) Subject: RE: Michael Jackson finds Islam From: harpgirl Martin Gibson is really lepus rex. |
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26 Apr 05 - 06:12 PM (#1471750) Subject: RE: Michael Jackson finds Islam From: GUEST,Your neighborhood dermatologist Martin Gibson IS a pus pimple |
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26 Apr 05 - 06:36 PM (#1471768) Subject: RE: Michael Jackson finds Islam From: PoppaGator Michael Jackson finds Islam? Where'd he find it? |
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26 Apr 05 - 07:07 PM (#1471796) Subject: RE: Michael Jackson finds Islam From: Chris Green Down the back of the sufi, perhaps? |
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27 Apr 05 - 07:49 AM (#1472203) Subject: RE: Michael Jackson finds Islam From: John O'L He should tell Bin Laden etc. where it is. I wonder if he could be prevailed upon to have a quick look for Christianity? There are many who seem to have misplaced that too. |
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27 Apr 05 - 10:26 AM (#1472342) Subject: RE: Michael Jackson finds Islam From: Peace Jackson found Islam? He will fit right in. |
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27 Apr 05 - 10:42 AM (#1472364) Subject: RE: Michael Jackson finds Islam From: Gern Apparently this is open season for bigotry. What right have any of you to malign Islam and serve your own private prejudices on this forum? Free speech is not license for hatred. |
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27 Apr 05 - 11:12 AM (#1472386) Subject: RE: Michael Jackson finds Islam From: Peace I see no reason that Islam which has used itself to espouse hatred and terrorist activites in the world should be any less held to account than Catholics or Fundamentralists. I could give a shit about people's religions; however, when they use their platforms to kill and maim, then they bloody well deserve the same shit back that they are handing out. In a word, up yours. |
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27 Apr 05 - 04:18 PM (#1472669) Subject: RE: Michael Jackson finds Islam From: Gern This certainly adds to the understanding we are trying to achieve here. If I understand you correctly, you are proud of your bigotry and insistant upon presenting it to the world. How does that make you better than those you seek to collectively criticize? |
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27 Apr 05 - 04:22 PM (#1472673) Subject: RE: Michael Jackson finds Islam From: Peace What do YOU find so wonderful about religious idiots who kill in the name of their religions? They learned that shit from their religious leadres. So, in another word, Gern, piss off. |
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27 Apr 05 - 04:24 PM (#1472674) Subject: RE: Michael Jackson finds Islam From: Peace And why are you so bigoted that you blindly believe the crap you assume religions REALLY mean? |
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27 Apr 05 - 04:26 PM (#1472678) Subject: RE: Michael Jackson finds Islam From: Once Famous Good one, Brucie. No one here is accomplishing ANYTHING except stroking their own ego. No one is promoting any understanding about jackshit. Presenting anything here doesn't present anything to the world. Just to a few old and tired dopers who think they can still save the world. I'd rather have a good time, which I am doing. Thanks for calling a spade a spade. |
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27 Apr 05 - 04:53 PM (#1472715) Subject: RE: Michael Jackson finds Islam From: Kim C From what I understand, he's lost it again. |
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27 Apr 05 - 04:56 PM (#1472717) Subject: RE: Michael Jackson finds Islam From: Once Famous That's because he found out the Koran doesn't want him playing with young boy genitalia, I guess. either that, or he didn't feel like blowing up a bus. |