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06 Jan 04 - 04:21 AM (#1086899) Subject: BS: Patron Sinners From: Dave Hanson The other day I was looking at Ed Pickfords website, in his tribute song to Matt McGinn Ed called him the Patron Sinner of Glasgow, this set me thinking why not have ' Patron Sinners ' as well as patron saints fo everywhere and everything. The ones which sprang to mind were: Patron Sinner of Scotland Billy Connolly, Patron Sinner of Ireland Brendan Behan and Patron Sinner of alcohol, a draw between Oliver Reed and Richard Harris. What can you all think of. eric |
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06 Jan 04 - 04:29 AM (#1086903) Subject: RE: BS: Patron Sinners From: Gurney Patron Sinner of marriage, Za Za Gabor. Patron Sinner of classical poetry, Les Barker. Folksong too, maybe. |
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06 Jan 04 - 05:12 AM (#1086923) Subject: RE: BS: Patron Sinners From: Nigel Parsons Patron sinner of alcohol: Dylan Thomas Patron sinner of haute cuisine: Hannibal Lecter |
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06 Jan 04 - 06:28 AM (#1086956) Subject: RE: BS: Patron Sinners From: ced2 Patron Sinner of Late and Frustrated Railway Travellers:- Richard the Virgin |
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06 Jan 04 - 06:58 AM (#1086968) Subject: RE: BS: Patron Sinners From: GUEST,Guest Bertie the Bolshie The Patron Sinner of all high priced, rip-off corner grocer shops:- Dame Hilda of Grantham |
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06 Jan 04 - 07:03 AM (#1086972) Subject: RE: BS: Patron Sinners From: GUEST,Strollin' Johnny Les Barker may be the Patron Sinner of classical poetry but he is, without doubt, the Patron Saint of Uncontrollable, Side-Splitting Laughter. A genius. Johnny |
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06 Jan 04 - 07:05 AM (#1086973) Subject: RE: BS: Patron Sinners From: ced2 Would this be the same person albeit with a slightly different name who is the Patron Sinner of school playground sweet and drink thieves, namely Margaret the Milk Snatcher? |
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06 Jan 04 - 08:26 AM (#1087015) Subject: RE: BS: Patron Sinners From: Mr Red Thatcher the Snatcher? She was the inspiration for my glasses. We can't keep on using the whole word - sinner should be abbr 2 Sr (pronounced Sru ) Patron Sinner of Buggeration Factors - Sr Murphy Patron Sinner of Axes - Sr Beeching (one for the oldies there) Patron Sinner of Saints - Prof John (anyone heard from Maglan lately?) |
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06 Jan 04 - 08:47 AM (#1087031) Subject: RE: BS: Patron Sinners From: Dave Hanson Probably for Enland only, Patron Sinner of good taste Bernard Manning, Patron Sinner of pop music Sid Vicious. Love it all, eric |
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06 Jan 04 - 08:59 AM (#1087036) Subject: RE: BS: Patron Sinners From: Amos So the Mudcat's Patron Sr of Taste is Catspaw? And our Patron Sr of Courtesy would be what's-her-name with the anonymity fetish.... And our Patron Sr of Style Wit and Grammar would be th enumber 9? A |
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06 Jan 04 - 09:16 AM (#1087046) Subject: RE: BS: Patron Sinners From: GUEST,Gimp I am the patron Sr of fetish. |
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06 Jan 04 - 09:19 AM (#1087049) Subject: RE: BS: Patron Sinners From: ced2 The Patron Sinner of egg players:_ Sr Vitas bhat rhythm |
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06 Jan 04 - 09:24 AM (#1087052) Subject: RE: BS: Patron Sinners From: Kim C Patron Sinner of Vegas Weddings - Britney Spears |
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06 Jan 04 - 09:40 AM (#1087059) Subject: RE: BS: Patron Sinners From: CarolC Can I be the patron sinner of the accordion? |
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06 Jan 04 - 09:48 AM (#1087063) Subject: RE: BS: Patron Sinners From: Amos Yes, ma'a'm! You can, and let it be so writ!! LOL!! A |
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06 Jan 04 - 10:27 AM (#1087094) Subject: RE: BS: Patron Sinners From: Dave Hanson Patron Sinner of the internet, MUDCAT CAFE. Brill, eric |
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06 Jan 04 - 12:16 PM (#1087155) Subject: RE: BS: Patron Sinners From: Kim C Hey, if Carol can be the patron sinner of the accordion, can I be the patron sinner of bellydance?!!?! |
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06 Jan 04 - 02:29 PM (#1087229) Subject: RE: BS: Patron Sinners From: katlaughing I nominate Art Thieme as the Patron Sinner of Punning! All Hail Saint Art! |
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06 Jan 04 - 03:52 PM (#1087282) Subject: RE: BS: Patron Sinners From: Rapparee "...anyone heard from Maglan lately?" Which reminds me.... A noted Don of divinity Was proud of his daughter's virignity They must have been dawdlin' Done at old Magdalene It could never have happened at Trinity. |
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06 Jan 04 - 05:48 PM (#1087383) Subject: RE: BS: Patron Sinners From: ced2 The Patron Sinner of Pole Cats, Stoats, Weasles and Feffits.. Shifty Norman of Chingford |
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07 Jan 04 - 01:15 AM (#1087650) Subject: RE: BS: Patron Sinners From: LadyJean Ozzy Osborne ought to have patron sinner status, but I'm not sure of what. Jerry Springer could be patron sinner of television, and Cincinnatti Ohio. He was mayor of Cincinnatti, as was my great grandfather. His name is on the same list as a membor of my family. This disturbs me greatly. |
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07 Jan 04 - 04:29 AM (#1087703) Subject: RE: BS: Patron Sinners From: ced2 The Patron Sinner of Grubby Brown Manilla Envelopes (Particularly when stuffed with equally grubby, untraceable £50 notes) Sr Neil of Tatham.... You bloody started this deliberately, M Eric Le Rouge, in order to get my brain working on this stuff... I'll get my own back pal!!! |
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07 Jan 04 - 04:36 AM (#1087707) Subject: RE: BS: Patron Sinners From: Dave Hanson Well how about this then ced2, patron sinner of the British Labour Party Ken Livingstone, patron sinner of plonkers Tony Blair. eric. |
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07 Jan 04 - 04:42 AM (#1087712) Subject: RE: BS: Patron Sinners From: Dave Hanson Nah ced2 Norman is the patron sinner of bicycles. All hail carolC, patron sinner of the maccordion. LadyJean I fully agree about Ozzy Osborne, patron sinner of quad bikes perhaps. eric |
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07 Jan 04 - 06:40 AM (#1087785) Subject: RE: BS: Patron Sinners From: GUEST,Bertie the Bolshie Revisionists All. Patron Sinner Ramsery MacDonald! |
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07 Jan 04 - 09:10 AM (#1087886) Subject: RE: BS: Patron Sinners From: Amos I should think George Bush and Tony might have co-chairs as the PS of Diplomacy. A |
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08 Jan 04 - 05:23 AM (#1088543) Subject: RE: BS: Patron Sinners From: Dave Hanson Ptaron sniner ob spelin, joHn fro ull' erci |
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08 Jan 04 - 03:06 PM (#1088877) Subject: RE: BS: Patron Sinners From: Dead Horse It takes two to sin on accordion or Belly dance - I am available. Have own accordion AND belly. No fee required. |
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09 Jan 04 - 04:32 AM (#1089258) Subject: RE: BS: Patron Sinners From: GUEST,Guest Bertie The Bolshie Patron Sinner of Convicts:- Lord Archer of the Scrubs! |
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09 Jan 04 - 04:48 AM (#1089263) Subject: RE: BS: Patron Sinners From: ced2 Patron Sinner of International Bankers could be Lord Lamont of the quiff! |
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09 Jan 04 - 05:49 PM (#1089676) Subject: RE: BS: Patron Sinners From: Kim C I have an accordion too, but don't know how to play it. It needs some new reeds anyhow. Now, if I could fiddle and belly dance at the same time, that might be somethin................. |
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10 Jan 04 - 12:54 AM (#1089821) Subject: RE: BS: Patron Sinners From: Dave Hanson Kim C, you sound like my kind of accordion player. eric |
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10 Jan 04 - 12:56 AM (#1089823) Subject: RE: BS: Patron Sinners From: Peace Patron Saint of Inexpensive-Cigar Smokers: Monica Lewinsky Patron Sinner of Expensive-Cigar Smokers: Monica Lewinsky |
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10 Jan 04 - 07:29 AM (#1089901) Subject: RE: BS: Patron Sinners From: The Fooles Troupe Well, since you want to make jokes about Piano Accordions, I hope you have read the Technique: Piano Accordion for The Recycled Muso thread... Robin |
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10 Jan 04 - 02:46 PM (#1090057) Subject: RE: BS: Patron Sinners From: ced2 How can you make jokes about accordian players, nuclear war, SARS, but there is a limit! |
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10 Jan 04 - 03:19 PM (#1090091) Subject: RE: BS: Patron Sinners From: Peace Yeah, I'm with ced2. Let's stop with the jokes about accordians. I mean just because the cat lovers think someone is strangling their pets is no reason to pick on accordian players. Ease off, will ya? |
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05 Mar 11 - 07:53 AM (#3107380) Subject: RE: BS: Patron Sinners From: Dave Hanson Patron Sinner of Promises Sr Nick the Clegg. Dave H |
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05 Mar 11 - 09:12 AM (#3107411) Subject: RE: BS: Patron Sinners From: Maryrrf I think Maximon in Guatemala fits this description. You will occasionally see his shrines, and the offerings people have made to him of his favorite items - liquor and cigarettes. I was told that he's the one to ask if you want power, revenge, luck in gambling, etc. But he will always exact a price - you won't know what it is until you have to pay. |
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05 Mar 11 - 09:19 AM (#3107417) Subject: RE: BS: Patron Sinners From: GUEST,mauvepink Patron Sinner of Country Music... Johnny Cash, Kris Krisstofferson, Merle Haggard, George Jones... take your pick (though they were/are all Christian men whose antics have produced some wonderfully inspired music and lyrics) mp |
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05 Mar 11 - 10:50 PM (#3107864) Subject: RE: BS: Patron Sinners From: LadyJean Sarah Palin ought to achieve patron sinner status, but I'm not sure for what. Then there's Glenn Beck. Lawyers need a patron sinner but it's hard to think who to nominate, there's so many candidates. |
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05 Mar 11 - 11:41 PM (#3107889) Subject: RE: BS: Patron Sinners From: Amos Glenn Beck is clearly the Patron Sinner of journalists everywhere. |
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06 Mar 11 - 01:05 PM (#3108189) Subject: RE: BS: Patron Sinners From: Mrrzy Hee hee, my can was kind of growling at the other cat the way she does, and I was holding her, so I made accodrion motions and it did play the growling cat, we thought it was funny. I just love the patron sinner idea. Patron Saint of Lost Things = St. Jude, I believe... Patron Sinner of lost things = Sr. Alzheimer? No, not right. Hmmm. Patron sinner of democracy = Sr Quaddafi? That's more like it, and he'd hate it! |
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06 Mar 11 - 01:16 PM (#3108197) Subject: RE: BS: Patron Sinners From: Little Hawk Patron Sinner of pop singers: William Shatner |