01 Mar 04 - 05:42 AM (#1126783) Subject: punch the horse march fred From: ossonflags White rabitts, fish hat and all that!!! |
01 Mar 04 - 06:02 AM (#1126795) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Oaklet I fear that this thread might sink. If it does, it's womens' and childrens' posts first. |
01 Mar 04 - 06:05 AM (#1126797) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST,Raggytash Music music music, there that should allay some fo the criticism of these threads. Perhaps someone could give alist of PtH gigs during March to assuage them further. |
01 Mar 04 - 06:07 AM (#1126800) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: ossonflags I just thrive on criticism. |
01 Mar 04 - 10:00 AM (#1126959) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Bohdran Killer Don't you lot in'ull have anything better to do than post crap like this. Killer |
01 Mar 04 - 10:18 AM (#1126972) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST,KJ Why don't you try a Radox bath, it may buck up your feet CT. |
01 Mar 04 - 10:36 AM (#1126982) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Dave Hanson What's that in English pal? eric |
01 Mar 04 - 10:38 AM (#1126985) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Sweetfia Oooo, i love getting a bath with Radox in it! |
01 Mar 04 - 10:43 AM (#1126991) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Bohdran Killer I'm more sociable I love to bath with a friend. Killer |
01 Mar 04 - 10:56 AM (#1127004) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Sweetfia Oh...that's nice... |
01 Mar 04 - 11:05 AM (#1127007) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST,Confused of Cleckheaton Oy Sweetthingymebob I'm a lot more fun than Radox in your bath, nudge nudge wink wink dirty old man Off you go Killer go and read that and add it to your little fantasies |
01 Mar 04 - 01:19 PM (#1127109) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: ossonflags Why hello there, killer.I was much touched by your comment.As we speak there is a postal order for 10p winging it's way to you so you can ring all your friends up to have Radox baths with.Conversley you could use it to ring some one up who gives a flying fuck what you think. |
02 Mar 04 - 04:24 AM (#1127479) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST ..and he can't even spell bodhran properly....tsk. |
02 Mar 04 - 04:38 AM (#1127482) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST thus iss aa musiic shite nowt a spelshin shitee |
02 Mar 04 - 04:49 AM (#1127485) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST,KJ Right! Here we go then. Whats the difference between a Bodhran player and a Radox bath? One bucks up your feet. The other F...s up your beat. Ha! CT. |
02 Mar 04 - 04:55 AM (#1127489) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST,Kit Where else would you find a joke like that? |
02 Mar 04 - 05:27 AM (#1127502) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Oaklet Colin Thompson. |
02 Mar 04 - 07:17 AM (#1127541) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: The DeanMeister Nice to see such a promising start to the proceedings. |
02 Mar 04 - 07:24 AM (#1127543) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Bohdran Killer Bodhran Killer 1 PTH 0 |
02 Mar 04 - 07:27 AM (#1127544) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Dave Hanson Now then you silly sausages, stop all this handbag rattlin. eric |
02 Mar 04 - 07:42 AM (#1127555) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Bohdran Killer Maybe I can't spell bodhran but I can seriously damage them. Killer |
02 Mar 04 - 08:05 AM (#1127570) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Oaklet Seven blasts on the thread whistle. Will all posts please proceed to the muster stations, don life vests and await evacuation instructions. |
02 Mar 04 - 08:30 AM (#1127592) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST,Claire Short Keep at 'em killer, this lot need shaking up. |
02 Mar 04 - 08:55 AM (#1127612) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST,Bodhran Fondler What a nasty man. Bodhrans are lovely and enhance any oirish session with their propelling insistenet beat. With any luck we can drown out the singers. |
02 Mar 04 - 09:02 AM (#1127614) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST Sperm |
02 Mar 04 - 09:08 AM (#1127620) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST,Raggytash Maybe this Bodhran Killer chap isn't so bad after all, most Bodhran players demonstrating the musical fluency of a demented Urang Utang bashing his bishop ...... |
02 Mar 04 - 09:09 AM (#1127622) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST Bodhrans are as subtle as a cry for help |
02 Mar 04 - 09:22 AM (#1127639) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST If I remove the bells from my tamborine does it become a bodhran ? |
02 Mar 04 - 09:24 AM (#1127641) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Bohdran Killer Definition- bodhran player= someone who likes to hang around with folk musicians. Killer |
02 Mar 04 - 09:53 AM (#1127665) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST,claire short Thirty posts now from the fat capital of England, and not one bit of information about this band, or gigs, or nowt. Are you all too fat to post properly? |
02 Mar 04 - 10:27 AM (#1127694) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Bohdran Killer Guest, you can't use the words bodhran and subtle in the same sentance it's an oxymoron, or maybe just a moron. Killer |
02 Mar 04 - 11:05 AM (#1127709) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: The DeanMeister Blimey. David, pass me a bottle of that 12 year old elderberry? I need to reflect on where it all went wrong. |
02 Mar 04 - 05:43 PM (#1127981) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: rock chick Anagram's on Bodhran, only nice one please, hummm there must be one??? ok ANY anagrames on bodhran!!! |
02 Mar 04 - 05:45 PM (#1127985) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: rock chick By the way guys long time no see, see you Sunday ;o))) |
02 Mar 04 - 06:04 PM (#1127995) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: TheBigPinkLad Hard nob |
02 Mar 04 - 06:07 PM (#1127998) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: rock chick what the players or the bodhran *grin* |
02 Mar 04 - 06:49 PM (#1128029) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Sttaw Legend Rock Chick, as requested: Beautiful Orgasmic Delectable Heartfelt Regions Always Nurtured |
02 Mar 04 - 07:17 PM (#1128052) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Raggytash Someone please pass the sickbag |
02 Mar 04 - 07:18 PM (#1128053) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: rock chick ok thats enough about me how about Bodhran ;o)) |
02 Mar 04 - 07:21 PM (#1128055) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: rock chick are you feeling a wee bit poorly my dear Raggytash ? |
03 Mar 04 - 04:23 AM (#1128275) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: The DeanMeister Well hellooooooo Shelagh.... ;o) |
03 Mar 04 - 05:26 AM (#1128307) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST How to avoid the need for a "sickbag" - refrain from looking in mirrors |
03 Mar 04 - 05:52 AM (#1128320) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: ossonflags Sigh...................You make me sick "guest". I wish you so called smart arses would come out from behind their mirrors and put up a name. For those who are remotely interested here is a coupl'a anagrams of bodhran: BARN DOH BAD HORN BARN HOD BRAND HO HAD BORN HAN BORD HAND ORB AND MY FAVOURITE ....... HARD NOB |
03 Mar 04 - 06:08 AM (#1128327) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST,Raggytash Ossenflags, from the tone of the Guest thread I think I could be correct in assuming that my little playmate Tyke is about, he is not normally reticient about putting his monocle on threads so this may be an oversight. In case it is not George (bless his little cotton socks) and is just some malicious w**k**, perhaps they should jusy F**k right off |
03 Mar 04 - 06:08 AM (#1128328) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST,Raggytash Oops did that sound bitchy? |
03 Mar 04 - 06:13 AM (#1128329) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: ossonflags No. |
03 Mar 04 - 06:54 AM (#1128347) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Sweetfia Now now boys (and girls) play nicely.... |
03 Mar 04 - 10:18 AM (#1128366) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Dave Hanson My god you lot from 'ull are easily upset, it's just a game so get in the spirit. eric |
03 Mar 04 - 10:27 AM (#1128373) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST agree eric, its just a game, calm down you lot |
03 Mar 04 - 10:29 AM (#1128375) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: ossonflags Raggytash ain't from Hull. |
03 Mar 04 - 10:33 AM (#1128383) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: The DeanMeister And no GUESTs allowed on this thread. Be unmasked, or be elsewhere. My Noble Lord de Kirklees, you are among friends. |
03 Mar 04 - 10:36 AM (#1128388) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST Hello |
03 Mar 04 - 10:39 AM (#1128390) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: The DeanMeister Hmmm. Pass me that twelve guage, Michael? |
03 Mar 04 - 10:46 AM (#1128400) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Dave Hanson Anyone in 'ull got a sense of humour apart from jOhn. eric |
03 Mar 04 - 10:48 AM (#1128401) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST,A Moderator Between you, you have produced fifty posts of uninteresting rubbish. I suggest you have this thread deleted. Then, set up a new one listing your upcoming gigs, AND DO NOT POST TO IT.Ring each other up at home if you must prattle to each other and stop boring the rest of us. |
03 Mar 04 - 10:48 AM (#1128402) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Dave Hanson And by the way where is he, unusualy quiet, especially when people are insulting 'ull. eric |
03 Mar 04 - 10:57 AM (#1128407) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST hello again to you all from ull |
03 Mar 04 - 11:18 AM (#1128430) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST,Raggytash A Moderator ......... you are not forced to read this thread, this has been mentioned to numerous others who complain about the content. Most of this drivel is just a escape for us stuck at computers during the day who need a little break from the little darlings who pester us with work related topics. Some people nip out for a cigarette, I post this rubbish, surely you wouldn't want to deny me a break from the rigours of my daily grind. Like I've already said you don't have to join in. |
03 Mar 04 - 11:29 AM (#1128442) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST You don't have to explain why or where you post to anyone |
04 Mar 04 - 06:45 AM (#1128961) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Bohdran Killer Guest A Moderator is right, it is totally boring shite, no wonder Hull is the ' FAT ' centre of England, they need to get off their arses and do something instead of sitting at a computer churning crap like this out. Come to think of it , so should I. Killer |
04 Mar 04 - 08:22 AM (#1129000) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST,Claire Short I'm a bit fat myself, but I do not talk bollocks all the time like this lot. |
04 Mar 04 - 09:20 AM (#1129034) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: KJ "People with a borderline personality disorder may appear overly argumentative, sarcastic and be quick to take offence while hating being alone" Seems a few people posting to this thread are exhibiting a few worrying characteristics. Can we be nice guys? Lets have some gentle,fluffy,happy thoughts. |
04 Mar 04 - 09:31 AM (#1129040) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST,Raggytash Bunny Wabbits Nice fluffy Bunny Wabbits snared, skinned, roasted, carved, chomp chomp Lovely fluffy Bunny Wabbits Who's got a personality disorder ? |
04 Mar 04 - 10:00 AM (#1129053) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Bohdran Killer KJ I'm not paranoid I know you mean me. Iknow I'm sick but just fancy talking like that about bunny rabbits. Killer |
04 Mar 04 - 10:35 AM (#1129083) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: The DeanMeister This thread seems to have been hijacked. I'm off. |
04 Mar 04 - 10:47 AM (#1129095) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST,Claire Short but not fat One down, three to go. |
04 Mar 04 - 10:53 AM (#1129100) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull i agree with Peat, [no guests allowed], this is a local thread, for local people, go away guest, theres nothing for you here. |
04 Mar 04 - 10:57 AM (#1129103) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST,Alan Duncan in Wales I bet you can't go 24 hours without swearing. Bastards. Oops. Oh, fuck, you win. |
04 Mar 04 - 11:01 AM (#1129106) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull My uncle lives in Wales, do you know him? [he is about 26 stone, and sings in churches, and hes called Grayum]. |
04 Mar 04 - 11:08 AM (#1129109) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST,Grayum in Wales I am not 26stone! I only weigh 23stone. |
04 Mar 04 - 11:09 AM (#1129111) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST,Alan Duncan, £35 lighter. I'm sure bastard isn't a swearword. I was fitted up. |
04 Mar 04 - 11:28 AM (#1129122) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST b*******d is a type of metal file, and a barrel size. |
04 Mar 04 - 12:42 PM (#1129160) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Sweetfia Oh dear.... |
05 Mar 04 - 04:36 AM (#1129632) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Bohdran Killer jOhn, your uncle can't possibly come from Wales if he is called Grayum, men from Wales are all called Taffy and all the wimmin are called Blodwyn. Killer |
05 Mar 04 - 04:54 AM (#1129637) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST,Bodhran Fondler Shoo!!! Go away you naughty person! The welsh are miserable sods though aren't they. I must dash, I am taking my bodhran collection to the park for a bit of freh air today. |
05 Mar 04 - 06:39 AM (#1129672) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Sweetfia Don't you mean fresh air...? |
05 Mar 04 - 09:17 AM (#1129730) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Bohdran Killer Nah, the Welsh people are OK, just need some new names.Bodhrans make good trays and nowt else. |
05 Mar 04 - 09:58 AM (#1129753) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST,Bored of illiteracy Is is just me? |
05 Mar 04 - 10:03 AM (#1129757) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Dave Hanson Probably. eric |
05 Mar 04 - 10:11 AM (#1129764) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST,Princess Anne I've just farted. |
05 Mar 04 - 10:40 AM (#1129780) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST,Buffy the thread killer THIS FRED IS DEAD |
05 Mar 04 - 10:49 AM (#1129786) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: The DeanMeister I think you'll find you're wrong, Buffy. Now all kindly go and inhabit your own thread, people. |
06 Mar 04 - 05:05 AM (#1130263) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Bohdran Killer I'm glad our Fred isn't dead, he ows me a few pints. Killer |
06 Mar 04 - 05:58 AM (#1130273) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: KJ Dean! What the f...s going on? CT |
06 Mar 04 - 10:12 PM (#1130666) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Bohdran Killer Come on all you pillocks from 'ull, give us some good arguement, it's getting pretty bloody boring without you. Killer |
07 Mar 04 - 03:29 AM (#1130734) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: ossonflags To bring a little sanity back to this thread."Punch the Horse" will be appearing at "Durty Nellie's" High street Hull this coming Saturday. Everyone welcome even trolls and bodhran players.So come along, make yourselves known - I am sure you will have a great night - and let us have some positive feedback to this site. |
07 Mar 04 - 04:04 AM (#1130740) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Raggytash Interesting theory, Ossenflags and sanity in the same sentence, Ossenflags and Guinness, Ossenflags and singing, Ossenflags a with food, Ireland a myriad other concepts but sanity........... |
07 Mar 04 - 05:37 AM (#1130757) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: The DeanMeister This is what happens when you don't pay attention, Colin. The world as we know it is coming to an end. I'm gonna stick to playing with myself in future. Never failed me in the past. |
07 Mar 04 - 06:13 AM (#1130768) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: ossonflags Well, Raggy, yer've gotta try now and then, don't yer? And now......................... presenting Deany, the hand reared boy!!! |
07 Mar 04 - 02:34 PM (#1131019) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Hand-Pulled Boy Close but not close enough. I hear the welsh are producing their own brand of whisky. |
07 Mar 04 - 07:48 PM (#1131273) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Raggytash They are indeed, the company launched it's new product on Thursday, but contrary to popular belief the Scots did not invent the water of life, possibly the Irish, perhaps the Greeks Nothing like being contentious |
08 Mar 04 - 09:56 AM (#1131399) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: The DeanMeister Can't stand the stuff mesen... |
08 Mar 04 - 12:06 PM (#1131509) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: ossonflags I like whiskey,me. |
08 Mar 04 - 12:36 PM (#1131540) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: KJ Hate the bloody stuff, it does strange things to my husband it does. |
09 Mar 04 - 11:48 AM (#1132110) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: The DeanMeister Actually, I love it, but it turns me into a gibbering wreck who loves everybody. Oh, and the headache the next day is unparallelled. Did I spell that right? Three attemps, and I'm still not sure.... |
09 Mar 04 - 12:11 PM (#1132141) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Sweetfia OO,OO, i might be able to make this one cause i'm not working!! |
10 Mar 04 - 02:45 AM (#1132782) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: The DeanMeister Can anybody tell me why I woke up at 6am thinking about work, and why I was in the office by 7? This has to be a nasty viral infection. KJ, I need help. I'm even selling things at the minute. What's that all about??? |
10 Mar 04 - 03:21 AM (#1132795) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: The DeanMeister This one's for Oakley.... Small Bore Rifle Shooting For Violinists |
10 Mar 04 - 03:27 AM (#1132798) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Bobjack Post number 99. come on Peter, I know you are gagging for the 100! |
10 Mar 04 - 03:29 AM (#1132799) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: The DeanMeister Don't be silly. |
10 Mar 04 - 03:31 AM (#1132800) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Bobjack My work here is done. Back to the BS section for me. |
10 Mar 04 - 04:57 AM (#1132824) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Dave Hanson Whisky? if ever a drink deserved to be called the water of life this is it. eric |
12 Mar 04 - 02:47 AM (#1134496) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: ossonflags I take me eye of the ball for one day and what happens? This thread disappears!!!Come on you lot don't let the side down!!!!!!!!! |
12 Mar 04 - 03:43 AM (#1134514) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST "come on you lot dont let the side down" seems as if you HAVE to do as you're told......NOW "you lot" |
12 Mar 04 - 04:00 AM (#1134524) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST,Raggytash Typical guest contribution, hasn't the balls to put a name on |
12 Mar 04 - 04:43 AM (#1134546) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: The DeanMeister I shall be giving a rendition of the Star Spangled Banner, complete with lighter fluid and pyrotechnic feedback, live on stage at Durty Nellies this weekend. |
12 Mar 04 - 06:38 AM (#1134619) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Ben Dover PUNCH THE HORSE DURTY NELLIES HIGH STREET HULL SAT13/3/04 Be there or be square. |
12 Mar 04 - 08:31 AM (#1134687) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: ossonflags These guests are putting years on me. |
12 Mar 04 - 08:33 AM (#1134692) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Ben Dover My name is also my hobby. |
12 Mar 04 - 10:24 AM (#1134706) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Sweetfia Oh dear...! |
12 Mar 04 - 10:49 AM (#1134736) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST,Raggytash NELSON |
12 Mar 04 - 11:02 AM (#1134750) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: The DeanMeister Piquet? |
12 Mar 04 - 11:20 AM (#1134772) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST,PTH Fan Proves how popular you are though and keeps you top of the threads! |
12 Mar 04 - 02:09 PM (#1134969) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: rock chick Well i am a guest,can i stay ??? dont live up your way but still was nice to see you again Pete and mick linda and Hazel and the names i have missed... See you all again soon. rc |
13 Mar 04 - 06:16 AM (#1135416) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: ossonflags Nice to see you again Rock Chick.Hope you enjoyed the Cd. Last call for "Durty Nellies" tonight.9pm start. |
13 Mar 04 - 09:01 AM (#1135453) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Les from Hull Sounds good to this recently returned one! Don't ask to see the photos unless you're prepared to waste a significant portion of your life. |
14 Mar 04 - 06:32 AM (#1136030) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: ossonflags Welcome home Les.Did you manage to find any thai cheese out there? Never saw you last night but it was so packed you could have been missed. What a splendid night!!!! In responce to the many concerned queries,"Punch the Horse" is not playing anywere on St Patricks day/night. |
14 Mar 04 - 10:39 AM (#1136133) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Les from Hull Sorry Mick, I sort of fell asleep (at home of course, no one is going to fall asleep at one of your gigs). I want you mean was Tai Chi's, there was a bunch of them doing it in Lumpini Park. Maggie was going to join them for the evening session on the day I left Bangkok (Tai Chi that is). If you're enquiring about fermented lactic products, they do a good line in processed cheese slices and not much else. SE Asia is not renowned for its dairy products. But the fresh fruit is amazing - Pineapple, Papaya, Water Melon, Pomero, Jack Fruit, Mango, Coconut, Banana, Mangosteen, Ramutan and lots more available from stalls everywhere for about 30p a go. Or for the same price made into a fruit shake with ice while you wait. |
15 Mar 04 - 04:50 AM (#1136744) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: ossonflags Yes les, I meant of course the fermented lactic variety. I thought you may have been able to make an extra verse up for your "Cheese song" |
15 Mar 04 - 04:51 AM (#1136746) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: The DeanMeister Nobody should feel this fantastic on a Monday morning. I'm sure there's a law against it. The world doesn't make sense to me anymore. Think I'll move to Clacton-on-Sea and ponder my next move. |
15 Mar 04 - 04:53 AM (#1136747) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Skipjack K8 There's a really poor restaurant in Clacton called the Criterion. Strange name. |
15 Mar 04 - 04:55 AM (#1136751) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: The DeanMeister How's the empire building going, Skip? Ready to spend five grand on a new copier? Have I got a deal for you, sonny-jim. |
15 Mar 04 - 01:01 PM (#1137159) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST,ivor bigginin This is supposed to be a music site , kindly take your barrow and deal some were else. |
15 Mar 04 - 01:07 PM (#1137169) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Skipjack K8 I thought it was a spelling site, and you're a shocker, Ivor. Were, indeed! |
15 Mar 04 - 02:36 PM (#1137263) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST,ivor bigginin No, you are wrong on that this is a discussion site. |
16 Mar 04 - 05:16 AM (#1137815) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: The DeanMeister Make your mind up, Ivor. |
16 Mar 04 - 05:27 AM (#1137819) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: ossonflags Deany, are yer going to skippys gig? |
16 Mar 04 - 05:30 AM (#1137822) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST,ivor bigginin ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz............. |
16 Mar 04 - 05:54 AM (#1137838) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST,Raggytash That worked Lads, quick empty his pockets while he's asleep |
16 Mar 04 - 06:01 AM (#1137843) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: The DeanMeister Get the billy-goats over the bridge, sharpish! |
16 Mar 04 - 06:03 AM (#1137846) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Skipjack K8 Who's that trip-trapping........................ |
16 Mar 04 - 06:14 AM (#1137853) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Noreen Can I have some of what you're on, Mr Meister? |
16 Mar 04 - 06:52 AM (#1137882) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST,Raggytash Flossengags, perchance you may visit Whitby this coming weekend? |
16 Mar 04 - 08:14 AM (#1137958) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: ossonflags Whay-hey !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! now there is an idea Raggy. We are doing nowt this weekend so I will have talk to Mrs Ossonflags about it. Owt going on special? |
16 Mar 04 - 09:12 AM (#1138019) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST,Raggytash Heard a rumour that 2 fine singers, one from Hull and one from Huddersfield might be performing in either Butlers Beer Boutique and Brasserie or the Equine Negris |
16 Mar 04 - 09:37 AM (#1138052) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Bassic Who is this "Les from Hull" character? I havnt aseen him on here before have you? Me and j0hn9 are the only ones allowed to have "from Hull" after out names.......from what I read he should be "Les from Tie Rack" anyway!! It really p**ses me off when people just come waltzing in here..............you turn your back for a moment...........and wham! .....they pinch your name without so much as a "how dya do"!! I bet he is really old as well!! |
16 Mar 04 - 09:45 AM (#1138072) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: The DeanMeister Yep, he's ancient, but the Hard Cheese of old England kills me every time. That and Teenage Kicks. On a Melodeon? The boy has gonads. |
16 Mar 04 - 12:03 PM (#1138212) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Sweetfia Er, could you say that in English please? Did anyone else not get that, or was it just me? |
16 Mar 04 - 12:36 PM (#1138273) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Bassic Oh!, its THAT Les from Hull!.........welcome back dad!! You can have your name back now ;-)...can I have the keys to it at weekends? |
16 Mar 04 - 01:46 PM (#1138345) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Les from Hull You young whippersnappers... |
17 Mar 04 - 03:21 AM (#1138905) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: ossonflags It looks like it is on Raggy.me and mrs Ossonflags will be up on friday night. |
17 Mar 04 - 04:23 AM (#1138948) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: The DeanMeister Top o' the mornin t'ya all!!!! |
17 Mar 04 - 04:27 AM (#1138950) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull heloo. |
17 Mar 04 - 04:36 AM (#1138954) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST,KJ LO Dean, LO jOhn. CT. |
17 Mar 04 - 04:38 AM (#1138955) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: The DeanMeister I picked a helluva day to quit drinking... |
17 Mar 04 - 03:53 PM (#1139387) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST,Shlio And for a moment I was sure I was in the BS section...until I saw 2 whole music-related posts! Well done, y'all. Um...could someone please explain the thread to this poor (but literate) ignoramus? |
18 Mar 04 - 03:13 AM (#1139753) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: The DeanMeister Shlio, I have just re-read the thread, and no, I can't explain it either. It just is. |
18 Mar 04 - 03:43 AM (#1139767) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST,Shlio Ah,so that's the problem...I was looking for an underlying meaning...silly me... |
18 Mar 04 - 06:15 AM (#1139839) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST,Raggytash Gasson self, We should be able to depart about 3.30-4.00 so should arrive Whitby by 6, what are your plans |
18 Mar 04 - 06:18 AM (#1139841) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Shilo-Its a local thing. |
18 Mar 04 - 08:25 AM (#1139904) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST,Shlio It also seems to be a mudcat thing that nobody can spell my name. Why does nearly everybody want to call me Shilo? This has happened on other threads. |
18 Mar 04 - 08:57 AM (#1139937) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Sweetfia Get used to it, when i first meet people they can't pronounce or spell my name! |
18 Mar 04 - 09:18 AM (#1139956) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Ben Dover Everyone understands my name. |
18 Mar 04 - 10:31 AM (#1140012) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull hello, if you dont know someones name, call them Jim, its easy to spell and prunounce.john |
19 Mar 04 - 02:50 AM (#1140630) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: ossonflags We should be there for 8.30. |
19 Mar 04 - 03:27 AM (#1140644) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: The DeanMeister I'm already here. |
19 Mar 04 - 04:37 AM (#1140680) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: ossonflags I know. |
19 Mar 04 - 04:50 AM (#1140690) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: matai is that 'ull on 'umber? |
19 Mar 04 - 09:02 AM (#1140859) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: The DeanMeister Kingston upon Hull, my love. A far classier place. |
19 Mar 04 - 02:57 PM (#1141141) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: rock chick Kingston upon ull is how they say it up there, of course down here we pronounce it Hull, but then anything north of Watford is a foreign language *grin* |
20 Mar 04 - 06:22 PM (#1141958) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: s6k Life's a bitch eh Shilo? |
20 Mar 04 - 07:04 PM (#1141978) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: snowbird It was a shame about the horse though don't you think?? |
21 Mar 04 - 09:59 AM (#1142249) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST you mean orse, horse is for anyone south of Watford ;o)) |
22 Mar 04 - 10:03 AM (#1142914) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: ossonflags Now to inject a bit of real news."Punch The Horse" will be playing at "Foresters" in Beverley Thursday night.No naughty fiddle players for once.We shall be joined by that superb musician and all round nice guy, the venerable Richard Wasling. |
23 Mar 04 - 02:34 AM (#1143560) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST refresh |
23 Mar 04 - 10:27 AM (#1143820) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: The DeanMeister Why? And Osson, can I come? |
23 Mar 04 - 10:30 AM (#1143825) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST,Raggytash Sengasflos I am taking my American buddy Antonia to Whitby 1st 2nd April, HMS Bark Endeavour is in port, could you be joining us. |
23 Mar 04 - 10:47 AM (#1143848) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST,Raggytash Michael that should read Friday 2nd Saturdy 3rd |
23 Mar 04 - 10:49 AM (#1143852) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST,Astonished Anyone got the balls to own up to being ivor bigginin, and give a reason for the trade in insults, or are you going to keep hidden and continue insulting your "friends" and being a phony bast**d. |
23 Mar 04 - 10:51 AM (#1143854) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: The DeanMeister Nicely put, guest. If anonomously. |
23 Mar 04 - 11:05 AM (#1143873) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Oaklet The deleted thread "Oaklet is not Ivor Biggun" contained an explanation and apology from Ossonflags. He suspects that he forgot to log-off at his work computer and his details were accessed by someone with time on his hands and little in his head. Mick has promised an enquiry tomorrow and expressed his regret. The opening post in the thread was vile and reptilian. I asked it to be deleted. Thanks for removing it with such speed, elves. |
23 Mar 04 - 11:11 AM (#1143881) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: The DeanMeister Have just spoken to Michael. Nicely sorted, people. Thankyou. |
23 Mar 04 - 11:14 AM (#1143883) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Sweetfia I knew that post couldn't have been from Osson, it was so unlike him. |
23 Mar 04 - 12:07 PM (#1143930) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: ossonflags Thanks for that vote of confidence,sweetfire. |
23 Mar 04 - 12:14 PM (#1143939) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Sweetfia Any time. |
23 Mar 04 - 06:36 PM (#1144303) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST oaklet, so your saying ossonflags dint write this somebody at his work wrote it oh i see now. |
23 Mar 04 - 06:44 PM (#1144308) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST and i soppose he dint write this either |
23 Mar 04 - 06:49 PM (#1144311) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST i think i know now why pth's new cd is called changing your demeanor. beat that you fat ugly bastard |
23 Mar 04 - 07:37 PM (#1144342) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST read this....now whos the oaf from hull need i say more. iam not j from h so dont go accusing him but 2 can play at your game |
23 Mar 04 - 07:38 PM (#1144344) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: s6k nice.. :S |
23 Mar 04 - 07:47 PM (#1144359) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST continue to expose imposters/ thats a laugh/ as someone said on here/ you sad little man..............i rest my case |
23 Mar 04 - 08:04 PM (#1144371) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Raggytash Michael my old mucker, I'm impressed, Punch the Horse with their own stalker, ............can I say this without upsetting the rest of the community ........... What a wanker ......."Guest" (which you are not a welcomed variety of,have I confused the idiot yet), if you would care to sit down and share a pint with me and any of our company, I am sure we would be delighted to talk with you and discuss your problems. In the interim are there many other sites you could visit instead, which I am confident my able friends will direct you towards |
24 Mar 04 - 03:05 AM (#1144556) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST,ossonflags Thank you for that piece of detective work "guest" I am suprised someone else has not come up with the same idea. The offending thread at question was put up,in the manner oaklet explained, using my "mudcat" name "ossonflags" without the "guest". All the ivor threads are signed in as a "guest" just as you have done, and I am doing as I have deleted the cookie on our system at work. If you have got some more time on your hands you maybe could throw a few more insults at one or two of the other "ivors" Fat and ugly I may be but bastard never.It would be real clever of me wouldn't it to use my own name to insult every body.But you wouldn't know about that would you? being the brave little person you are hiding behind "guest" As Raggytash has said I am free any time to discuss this with you in person. |
24 Mar 04 - 03:56 AM (#1144575) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: lone shark The chances of someone else logging in on your cookie are practically zero. The chances of there being another mudcatter in the same building as you, with such a detailed knowledge of Hull based Folk, is practically zero. This so called explanation from Oaklet does not hold water. I think this person should leave mudcat, they have been caught out. |
24 Mar 04 - 04:21 AM (#1144589) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST,Raggytash There you are Ossenflags. the voice of reason has spoken, judge,jury and chief executioner me think .......... ....I bet he reads the sun |
24 Mar 04 - 04:26 AM (#1144590) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: The DeanMeister No, Lone Shark, Mick would never have done this. One of his "colleagues" has done it. Pretty easy to do, as Mick spends a lot of time away from his desk, with his PC left running. As for the knowledge of Hull based folk, all ya got to do is read a couple of threads do come up with the basics. I know ossonflags extremely well. This is NOT his work. I pity the person concerned when Mick finds him. |
24 Mar 04 - 05:00 AM (#1144609) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST,KJ All this is very unlike the PTH threads I grew to know & love when we first found 'em. I suggest you all ignore any inflammatory postings by guests without a name, if you respond with further insults etc then you're just playing into their hands.Let's have some of the old nuttiness back! |
24 Mar 04 - 05:03 AM (#1144613) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: The DeanMeister Welcome back, Karen. As you can see, we've missed you! |
24 Mar 04 - 05:12 AM (#1144615) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST,Raggytash So KJ wants some levity, I'll do a sponsored eat my own weight in Cornflakes |
24 Mar 04 - 05:17 AM (#1144620) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull I'd just like to confirm that none of the Guest postings on this thread were from me, this can be proved I use KIT and the system was down for maintenance from 9pm last night until now. Let's stop this posting in silly name business now. were supposed to be friends here, this bullshit has gone too far. |
24 Mar 04 - 05:23 AM (#1144625) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Sweetfia Oooo, make sure you use Crunchy Nut Cornflakes...they're the best! |
24 Mar 04 - 05:23 AM (#1144626) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Anyway-Whose "Ian Carr"?, i neber heard of him. |
24 Mar 04 - 05:48 AM (#1144647) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Linda Kelly er..no I haven't either and why are people so nasty about him? |
24 Mar 04 - 05:52 AM (#1144651) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull dunno, i think they just trying to make trubble. |
24 Mar 04 - 05:52 AM (#1144652) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST Whoever it is owes many apologies. |
24 Mar 04 - 06:01 AM (#1144660) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST,Raggytash Sweetfire ......... there's something about the expression Crunchy Nuts that makes grown men quake .......... ( if you're not sure ask KJ to explain) Any other sort of cereal you would sponsor me to eat my own weight of? |
24 Mar 04 - 06:02 AM (#1144661) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: The DeanMeister Let's just forget it now. Raggy, I'll take you on. But I reserve the right to soak them in Guinness first. |
24 Mar 04 - 06:16 AM (#1144667) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST,KJ I have a first class honours degree in crunchy nuts & nut crunching. Anyone remember chocolate Ready Brek? If Raggy can eat his own weight in that I'll sponser him!! |
24 Mar 04 - 06:19 AM (#1144668) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST,KJ On a more serious note, we have just received 10 e.mails that have pornographic content. I'm not a prude (shock horror) but its a bit much when it's unsolicited anyone got any tips for getting rid of 'em.My blocked sender's list is going on overdrive! |
24 Mar 04 - 06:48 AM (#1144684) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST,Raggytash 200 |
24 Mar 04 - 07:15 AM (#1144700) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST,ossonflags Many thanks mates.see you all at foresters thurs night.Even might go if I am doing nowt. |
24 Mar 04 - 08:32 AM (#1144742) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: lone shark Speaking of detective work, the genuine sleuths amongst you may wish to try out my exercise, posted on a new ivor thread in the BS section. |
24 Mar 04 - 11:08 AM (#1144869) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: The DeanMeister Oh, shut up Ivor. We're bored now. All for me grog, me jolly jolly grog! Bollocks to him, Micheal, I'll see you tomorrow night. I'll be the one with a pint nearby at all times and a big smile on my face. If that's still legal? I'll tell me Ma if I catch you on Fiddler's Green with Dicey Riley, though. I remember lifting her petticoat when she was sweet sixteen by the gasworks wall. I asked her for credit, as she lowered me down, but she accused me of being a drunk and called me a silly old fool. Best keep clear of her, mate. |
24 Mar 04 - 11:50 AM (#1144898) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: The DeanMeister Especially on a Friday in the Red Rose Cafe. She's been seen mixing with that salesman. He's a bit of a hooligan after a few pints of beer, so I'm told. |
24 Mar 04 - 12:41 PM (#1144944) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: ossonflags well said peter !!! mike stand has been sorted by the way. |
24 Mar 04 - 01:42 PM (#1145002) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Les from Hull Eee Deany knows all the words! Now if he can find some way of getting them in the right order. And Mick, thanks for sorting that Mike Stand. He had it coming. |
25 Mar 04 - 03:15 AM (#1145534) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: The DeanMeister It'll happen again, you know. |
25 Mar 04 - 03:33 AM (#1145545) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: The DeanMeister And again. |
25 Mar 04 - 04:33 AM (#1145562) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST,Raggytash Michael Do you see my note about Whitby next weekend, Antonia will be over from the States and I am ytaking her for the Weekend, walk down the coast, look over HMS Bark Endeavour, are you and the fragrant one likely to be in town |
25 Mar 04 - 05:42 AM (#1145584) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Sir Roger de Beverley Will try and get down to Foresters tonight to catch you guys (Lady R's health permitting. If it is OK with you, I'll bring some flyers for the "Pete n Rog" gig at the Sun. Rog |
25 Mar 04 - 10:41 AM (#1145799) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: The DeanMeister Look forward to seeing you, Rog. Hey, got broadband in my office today. It's great! Now I can listen to Radio 2, surf the net, post on the cat, and all the time it looks like I'm working! Oh dear..... |
25 Mar 04 - 12:24 PM (#1145916) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: ossonflags Looking forward to seeing you Rog. Raggy would love to be in the whitby, tho I think Mrs.Ossonflags has some plans for me to sing with, ah ................ Oh, punch the horse that is it. Oo !!!! hang on tho, just checked the old diary and looks like there is nowt booked.Thinks................., must get back for First sunday sess, must get back for Deanys and Sir Rogs gig, must get back for first sunday sess, must drink beer and that with Raggy.......................? |
26 Mar 04 - 06:16 AM (#1146532) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: KJ For all those people that wish to introduce younger people to the folk world read |
26 Mar 04 - 06:17 AM (#1146533) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: KJ Ooooops, clicked on the wrong button there...read this |
26 Mar 04 - 11:04 AM (#1146735) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: The DeanMeister I love the line "Most of them can't hardly speak English". Worthy of Ivor! |
28 Mar 04 - 01:29 PM (#1148290) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Sweetfia Where do you find these articles KJ?! Talk about a one sided story! |
29 Mar 04 - 02:23 AM (#1148733) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: KJ Interesting though. The author has got a point, even if it be rather 'tongue in cheek'. You only have to read through Child's Ballads & all of the nastier sides of life are portrayed in great abundance! Social comment eh!! |
31 Mar 04 - 03:12 AM (#1150729) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: KJ ? where is everybody? |
31 Mar 04 - 03:26 AM (#1150739) Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: The DeanMeister I believe we went quiet to see wether the nasty spirits would go away, Karen. It seems, for now, that they have left us in peace, so let the fun continue. However, this thread's getting out of date, so I'll start a new one for April now. Please skip to "PTH Spring Social" |