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09 Mar 04 - 02:24 PM (#1132280) Subject: BS: For Brucie From: Amergin Here ya go, you're favourite song: Convoy (C.W. McCall, B. Fries, C. Davis) [On the CB] Ah, breaker one-nine, this here's the Rubber Duck. You gotta copy on me, Pig Pen, c'mon? Ah, yeah, 10-4, Pig Pen, fer shure, fer shure. By golly, it's clean clear to Flag Town, c'mon. Yeah, that's a big 10-4 there, Pig Pen, yeah, we definitely got the front door, good buddy. Mercy sakes alive, looks like we got us a convoy... Was the dark of the moon on the sixth of June In a Kenworth pullin' logs Cab-over Pete with a reefer on And a Jimmy haulin' hogs We is headin' for bear on I-one-oh 'Bout a mile outta Shaky Town I says, "Pig Pen, this here's the Rubber Duck. "And I'm about to put the hammer down." [Chorus] 'Cause we got a little convoy Rockin' through the night. Yeah, we got a little convoy, Ain't she a beautiful sight? Come on and join our convoy Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way. We gonna roll this truckin' convoy 'Cross the U-S-A. Convoy! [On the CB] Ah, breaker, Pig Pen, this here's the Duck. And, you wanna back off them hogs? Yeah, 10-4, 'bout five mile or so. Ten, roger. Them hogs is gettin' in-tense up here. By the time we got into Tulsa Town, We had eighty-five trucks in all. But they's a roadblock up on the cloverleaf, And them bears was wall-to-wall. Yeah, them smokies is thick as bugs on a bumper; They even had a bear in the air! I says, "Callin' all trucks, this here's the Duck. "We about to go a-huntin' bear." [Chorus] 'Cause we got a great big convoy Rockin' through the night. Yeah, we got a great big convoy, Ain't she a beautiful sight? Come on and join our convoy Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way. We gonna roll this truckin' convoy 'Cross the U-S-A. Convoy! [On the CB] Ah, you wanna give me a 10-9 on that, Pig Pen? Negatory, Pig Pen; you're still too close. Yeah, them hogs is startin' to close up my sinuses. Mercy sakes, you better back off another ten. Well, we rolled up Interstate 44 Like a rocket sled on rails. We tore up all of our swindle sheets, And left 'em settin' on the scales. By the time we hit that Chi-town, Them bears was a-gettin' smart: They'd brought up some reinforcements From the Illinoise National Guard. There's armored cars, and tanks, and jeeps, And rigs of ev'ry size. Yeah, them chicken coops was full'a bears And choppers filled the skies. Well, we shot the line and we went for broke With a thousand screamin' trucks An' eleven long-haired Friends a' Jesus In a chartreuse micra-bus. [On the CB] Ah, Rubber Duck to Sodbuster, come over. Yeah, 10-4, Sodbuster? Lissen, you wanna put that micra-bus right behind that suicide jockey? Yeah, he's haulin' dynamite, and he needs all the help he can get. Well, we laid a strip for the Jersey shore And prepared to cross the line I could see the bridge was lined with bears But I didn't have a dog-goned dime. I says, "Pig Pen, this here's the Rubber Duck. "We just ain't a-gonna pay no toll." So we crashed the gate doing ninety-eight I says "Let them truckers roll, 10-4." [Chorus] 'Cause we got a mighty convoy Rockin' through the night. Yeah, we got a mighty convoy, Ain't she a beautiful sight? Come on and join our convoy Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way. We gonna roll this truckin' convoy 'Cross the U-S-A. Convoy! Ah, 10-4, Pig Pen, what's your twenty? Convoy! OMAHA? Well, they oughta know what to do with them hogs out there fer shure. Well, mercy Convoy! sakes, good buddy, we gonna back on outta here, so keep the bugs off your glass and the bears off your... Convoy! tail. We'll catch you on the flip-flop. This here's the Rubber Duck on the side. Convoy! We gone. 'Bye,'bye. |
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09 Mar 04 - 03:05 PM (#1132333) Subject: RE: BS: For Brucie From: Amos Awwww I jus' LOVVIT!!! A |
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09 Mar 04 - 03:08 PM (#1132337) Subject: RE: BS: For Brucie From: GUEST,MMario Didn't Matt_R do a parody of this for one of the Challenges? something to do with bees... |
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09 Mar 04 - 08:47 PM (#1132635) Subject: RE: BS: For Brucie From: Walking Eagle Kewl! |
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09 Mar 04 - 08:53 PM (#1132639) Subject: RE: BS: For Brucie From: Blackcatter talk about a suprise when randomly clicking a thread! Thanks. |
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09 Mar 04 - 09:35 PM (#1132671) Subject: RE: BS: For Brucie From: catspaw49 Well, I don't know why he wanted or needed "Convoy" but any thread with that one on it needs this one as a mate: 6 days on the road (Green - Montgommery) Well, I pulled out of Pittsburgh, Rollin' down the Eastern Seaboard. I've got my diesel wound up, And she's running like never before. There's a speed zone ahead, all right, I don't see a cop in sight. Six days on the road and I'm gonna make it home tonight. I got ten forward gears, And a Georgia overdrive. I'm taking little white pills, And my eyes are open wide. I just passed a 'Jimmy' and a 'White': I've been passin' everything in sight. Six days on the road and I'm gonna make it home tonight. Well, it seems like a month, Since I kissed my baby good-bye. I could have a lot of women, But I'm not like some other guys. I could find one to hold me tight, But I could never make believe it's right. Six days on the road and I'm gonna make it home tonight. I.C.C. is checking on down the line. I'm a little overweight and my log books way behind. But nothing bothers me tonight. I can dodge all the scales all right, Six days on the road and I'm gonna make it home tonight. Well my rig's a little old, But that don't mean she's slow. There's a flame from her stack, And the smoke's rolling black as coal. My hometown's coming in sight, If you think I'm happy your right. Six days on the road and I'm gonna make it home tonight Six days on the road and I'm gonna make it home tonight Six days on the road and I'm gonna make it home tonight Spaw |
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09 Mar 04 - 09:57 PM (#1132686) Subject: RE: BS: For Brucie From: Amos Yeah MM, he did, in the Fred Dyer's Bees Challenge. Spaw, thanks -- I LOVE that tune!! A |
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10 Mar 04 - 01:46 PM (#1133199) Subject: RE: BS: For Brucie From: GUEST,GUEST who can't access his cookie no how. Amergin: I have been waiting. God or a Secularist is going to get you for this. Now the world knows why I have been driven nuts for years; why the song spun through the canyons of my mind; why vague echoes in the night remind me of rigs; why Death has no sting, unless of course I end up in Hell and that is the theme music. Amergin: I knew you were gonna do that. Thanks for the digging. I trust you will now ensure that that piece of "writing" and "music" is NOT played at my wake. There'll be a bottle of single malt in it for you. Bruce M |
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10 Mar 04 - 01:57 PM (#1133209) Subject: RE: BS: For Brucie From: catspaw49 Now that I get the jist of the jab here........Brucie, maybe you need to change your name to "Rubber Duck"............. Spaw |
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10 Mar 04 - 02:18 PM (#1133226) Subject: RE: BS: For Brucie From: Sorcha Wolf Creek Pass and 7 Wimmen on My Mind need to be here too. LOL! |
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10 Mar 04 - 02:41 PM (#1133238) Subject: RE: BS: For Brucie From: Peace Now, there's a song: Rubber Ducky, You're the one, You make my bath time So much fun, Rubber Ducky, you're the one for me. |
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10 Mar 04 - 09:32 PM (#1133496) Subject: RE: BS: For Brucie From: Amergin So if i ensure that this song is not played at your wake..how am i to get the scotch if you're dead? nah, but thanks anywasy...I think it would be much funner to play at your wake... ;) Maybe we could get Bill Shatner to sing it for ya. |
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10 Mar 04 - 09:49 PM (#1133508) Subject: RE: BS: For Brucie From: Peace Hey, that's great. But not anytime SOON, OK? |