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Lyr Add: The Old Alarm Clock (The Dubliners)

29 Sep 98 - 06:56 AM (#39874)
Subject: Lyr Add: THE OLD ALARM CLOCK (Dubliners)
From: Wolfgang Hell

As an offshot from the Corries thread here's a song I know from a Dubliners LP. I think I got the lyrics nearly correct but I can't be 100% sure. It's a song from bygone days when the Anglo-Irish conflict was fought with wrong sentences, guns and bombs, means of conflict management we haven't heard of for at least four weeks.

Wolfgang

THE OLD ALARM CLOCK
As recorded by The Dubliners on "A Drop of the Hard Stuff"
(Tune: The garden where the praties grow
Author: ?)

1. When first I came to London in the year of '39
The City looked so wonderful and the girls were so divine
But the coppers got suspicious and they soon gave me the knock.
I was charged with being the owner of an old alarm clock.

2. Oh next morning down by Marlborough street I caused no little stir,
The IRA were busy and the telephones did burr.
Said the judge, "I'm going to charge you with the possession of this machine
And I'm also going to charge you with the wearing of the green."

3. And says I to him, "Your honour, if you give me half a chance,
I'll show you how me small machine can make the peelers dance.
It ticks away politely till you get an awful shock
And it ticks away the gelignite of me old alarm clock."

4. Said the judge, "Now listen here, my man, and I'll tell you of our plan.
For you and all your countrymen I do not give a damn.
The only time you'll take is mine ten years in Dartmoor dock
And you can count it by the ticking of your old alarm clock."

5. Now this lonely Dartmoor city would put many in the jigs.
The cell it isn't pretty and it isn't very big.
Sure I'd long ago have left the place if I had only got,
Ah, me couple of sticks of gelignite and me old alarm clock.

29 Sep 98 - 07:19 AM (#39876)
Subject: RE: ADD: The old alarm clock
From: Wolfgang

There's one more song using this tune I know of. It's called "The pigeon". I know it from the Scottish group The Exiles but I do not understand enough of it to do a decent transcription. But one verse should give you an idea of the story and perhaps someone else can add more:

...At the court on monday morning I faced the magistrate
who said to me, "me feathered friend, you're in a dreadful state.
You're charged with messing on the Force, and truly that's no lie,
and for causing active fall-out come a dropping from the sky."...

29 Sep 98 - 07:50 AM (#39879)
Subject: RE: ADD: The old alarm clock
From: Martin Ryan

On a minor geographic point: Marlborough Street is in Dublin. "Marylebone Street" is in London - and has a courthouse! Its pronounced, roughly, "Mar-i-bon" street, curiously enough. (See other threads for French-English_French migration of words!)

Regards

29 Sep 98 - 08:27 AM (#39884)
Subject: RE: ADD: The old alarm clock
From: Wolfgang

Martin, thanks for the correction. (Smiling:) I see, there's still room for the improvement of my transcription abilities.

Wolfgang

29 Sep 98 - 09:59 AM (#39898)
Subject: RE: ADD: The old alarm clock
From: Martin Ryan

Wolfgang

You should have seen my attempts at German, many years ago!

Regards

30 Sep 98 - 06:53 PM (#40065)
Subject: RE: ADD: The old alarm clock
From: Ewan McV

Dominic Behan recorded the Old Alarm Clock back in about 1957, by the way, and indeed sang Marylebone. As I recall the associated story, in 1939 the IRA were hampering the British war effort as best they could. Germany had a lot of Eire sympathisers then, on the basis that the enemy of my enemy is my friend.

03 Oct 98 - 10:38 AM (#40273)
Subject: RE: ADD: The old alarm clock
From: skw@

Ewan, is there more to the 'associated story'? Was the song written about a particular incident? And is it true it was written by Dominic Behan? - Thanks, Susanne

05 Oct 98 - 10:50 AM (#40366)
Subject: RE: ADD: The old alarm clock
From: Martin Ryan

Skw@

Ewans mejssage put it very neatly! Also: It may well be true that Dominic Behan wrote it - I'll check later.

Regards

06 Oct 98 - 02:52 PM (#40584)
Subject: RE: ADD: The old alarm clock
From: Martin Ryan

I expecterd to find this in Behan's "Ireland Sings" book - but it ain't there!

Regards

15 Nov 16 - 03:52 PM (#3820806)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: The Old Alarm Clock (The Dubliners)
From: GUEST,Jon

Thanks for the transcription! I've never heard of gelignite before, and so I was confused as to why anyone would be arrested for owning an alarm clock.

For anyone who find this thread in the future, the IRA were making improvised explosives from alarm clocks and gelignite (a high explosive made from a gel of nitroglycerine and nitrocellulose).

16 Nov 16 - 03:55 AM (#3820884)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: The Old Alarm Clock (The Dubliners)
From: Dave Hanson

You don't make explosives from alarm clocks, the clock was used as a timer to detonate the bomb.

Dave H

16 Nov 16 - 10:20 AM (#3820970)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: The Old Alarm Clock (The Dubliners)
From: Keith A of Hertford

Gelignite is the English name for dynamite.

18 Nov 16 - 02:40 PM (#3821402)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: The Old Alarm Clock (The Dubliners)
From: Jim Dixon

From Wikipedia:
Gelignite (/ˈdʒɛlɪɡnaɪt/), also known as blasting gelatin or simply jelly, is an explosive material consisting of collodion-cotton (a type of nitrocellulose or gun cotton) dissolved in either nitroglycerine or nitroglycol and mixed with wood pulp and saltpetre (sodium nitrate or potassium nitrate).

It was invented in 1875 by Swedish chemist Alfred Nobel, who had also invented dynamite.[1] Unlike dynamite, gelignite does not suffer from the dangerous problem of sweating, the leaking of unstable nitroglycerine from the solid matrix.

26 Feb 19 - 07:21 AM (#3979139)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: The Old Alarm Clock (The Dubliners)
From: GUEST,aussie_lefty

Perhaps this thread is too old for an addition to be of any interest or use, but it occurred to me that Thomas Keneally's novel "Woman of the Inner Sea" has a character called "Jelly" because of his association with gelignite. I've sung "The Old Alarm Clock" for decades but was (embarrassingly) unaware of the connexion with Behan. Thanks for the thread, the information, etc. (Bob in Queensland)