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BS: Tightest jeaned male in a movie!

01 May 04 - 11:16 AM (#1175830)
Subject: BS: Tightest jeaned male in a movie!
From: harpgirl

Sam Elliott in any movie but the one where he wears a military uniform! (harpgirl fanning herself while visualizing)


01 May 04 - 11:21 AM (#1175835)
Subject: RE: BS: Tightest jeaned male in a movie!
From: Little Hawk

Elvis in his early performances. Devastating!

Richard Gere in "An Officer and a Gentleman".

The young Paul Newman in any number of movies.


01 May 04 - 11:33 AM (#1175843)
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From: freda underhill

i go for Elvis.


01 May 04 - 11:35 AM (#1175846)
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From: GUEST

Little Hawk, I didn't know you were gay.


01 May 04 - 11:36 AM (#1175849)
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From: Little Hawk

I'm not. I just have an ability to think through the perceptions of other people. It's really not that difficult. Try it.


01 May 04 - 11:40 AM (#1175851)
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From: freda underhill

..johnny cash..


01 May 04 - 12:18 PM (#1175886)
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From: GUEST

How metrosexual of you Little Hawk. Are we supposed to be impressed?


01 May 04 - 12:25 PM (#1175892)
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From: Cluin

Any of us who came of age while watching 70s rock bands have seen their share of snake & eggs (the male version of camel-toe) on tons of rock stars. It doesn't make you gay, Guest, but it does make you a bit cynical. They used to market a product in the back of certain magazines called Bulger Underwear which was designed to push all your junk to the fore.


01 May 04 - 12:26 PM (#1175893)
Subject: RE: BS: Tightest jeaned male in a movie!
From: Little Hawk

Just try it and find out...

Did it ever occur to you that there is the reflection of the female inside every male, and the reflection of the male inside every female? Why then, should it be difficult for a heterosexual male to see what a female finds attractive in other men?...unless, of course, he's a totally unimaginative dork trapped inside his own male gender stereotype...and is terrified that he might have latent homosexual tendencies or that someone might think he did (gasp! the horror!).

How could I possibly impress you, when you've still got yourself?

- LH


01 May 04 - 12:29 PM (#1175898)
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From: pdq

Cher


01 May 04 - 12:32 PM (#1175900)
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From: Ebbie

From what I've seen, no one's look has come close to how the 'normal', fashionable male dressed in the 1700s.


01 May 04 - 12:33 PM (#1175903)
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From: Little Hawk

Man, I think you are on the wrong thread... :-)


01 May 04 - 12:36 PM (#1175904)
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From: harpgirl

Another favorite...Brad Pitt in "Thelma and Louise"   mmmmmmm!!!


01 May 04 - 12:38 PM (#1175906)
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From: Cluin

I've seen a few sporrans around, even on unkilted guys. Maybe it's time to reintroduce the codpiece to the fashion world.


01 May 04 - 05:51 PM (#1176112)
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From: Peace

John Candy.


01 May 04 - 05:53 PM (#1176115)
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From: Peace

GUEST: Take your fu#kin' meds, will ya?


01 May 04 - 06:17 PM (#1176123)
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From: Little Hawk

Clint Walker in "Night of the Grizzly". Six feet, six inches of rock hard muscle and chiseled good looks. 100% Grade A beefcake, ladies! And he had class and integrity too!

Then again, there's always George Hamilton the Fourth in "Love At First Bite" for those who prefer really nice suits and fine dining in the best Manhattan restaurants.

I am hoping to look like him in my next life and become known as the greatest lover of my time...


01 May 04 - 07:18 PM (#1176145)
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From: 42

instead of being the greatest unknown lover of this life?

j


01 May 04 - 07:19 PM (#1176147)
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From: Little Hawk

Huh? Is that a compliment or...?

I thought you were supposed to be playing music and entertaining right about now.

- LH


01 May 04 - 08:04 PM (#1176176)
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From: GUEST,Fred

Oh, Little Hawk, you sweetheart! I think I'm in love with you!!!!!



XXXXX
Fred


01 May 04 - 08:11 PM (#1176182)
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From: pdq

Little Hawk...Clint Walker and Gearge Hamilton??? If you add Clint Eastwood and Tom Sellick you would be endorsing four Republicans!

BTW, Gearge Hamilton IV is a Country -Folk singer , not the same man as the actor.


01 May 04 - 08:13 PM (#1176185)
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From: freda underhill

Now this was a good thread, an intelligent thread, about a matter of genuine importance, that needed consideration. You guys have your sweaty women thread, why not go back there and have a peek so Harpgirl, Ebbie and I can continue to take up the important tissue of this thread.

Mel Gibson in Mad Max (forget his politics, its just a crutch).


fred


01 May 04 - 08:14 PM (#1176187)
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From: Little Hawk

Oops! Okay, not GH the fourth then. I'm talkin' about the actor.

Fred - Thanks for the good wishes, pal. I love you too.

- LH


01 May 04 - 08:28 PM (#1176200)
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From: Little Hawk

George Hamilton


02 May 04 - 01:11 PM (#1176374)
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From: Little Hawk

Whatsamatter, ladies? Running out of ideas? (odd that Shatner's name hasn't come up...)


02 May 04 - 01:31 PM (#1176395)
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From: Leadfingers

I was walking through the town centre the other day when I saw this young lady in the TIGHTEST jeans I have EVER seen on any young lady.
Now I am NOT the sort of chap who speaks to young ladies in the street who I have NOT been properly introduced to , but these jeans sere SO tight I felt constrained to comment . "Young Lady" ,I said "I am not the sort of chap who speaks to young ladies in the street to whom I have not been properly introduced , but those jeans are SO tight I feel constrained to comment. Pray tell me " I said " How DO you get into those jeans?" and she replied " You could start by buying me a Martini !"


02 May 04 - 01:36 PM (#1176396)
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From: Jerry Rasmussen

Alfalfa

Jerry


02 May 04 - 01:38 PM (#1176400)
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From: Peace

I recall my younger sister buying very tight new jeans in the late 1960s. They were a real chore for her to get on (according to her). I guess, because they were a size or two small. THEN, she would wear them and get into a hot bath, soak for a while and let them dry on her. I didn't really notice the effect because she was my sister. However, one of her girl friends certainly got my complete and undivided attention. Wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Reminds me of the old joke overheard in a disco:

"His jeans were really tight."

"Oh, could you tell his sex?"

"Tell his sex? You could tell his religion!"


02 May 04 - 01:45 PM (#1176403)
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From: Ebbie

I was sitting in a restaurant once with my brother when this girl walked by. Her jeans were not only tight but drawn up so far between the cheeks that the seam had to be riding on her tailbone. It looked thoroughly uncomfortable. I registered it in astonishment then looked at my brother who was gazing at me in bemusement. I wondered what you would think, he said.

This was a good 20 years ago. Now, of course, the opposite gender is doing the opposite thing- their back seams are hanging down by their knees. The other day a friend told me that she watched this boy teen running ahead of her- with one hand in back of him holding up his jeans so he could run. People are the funniest thing around.


02 May 04 - 01:46 PM (#1176405)
Subject: RE: BS: Tightest jeaned male in a movie!
From: John MacKenzie

She looked as though she'd been poured into her jeans, and forgotten to say 'when'.
Applies to blokes too.
John


02 May 04 - 02:10 PM (#1176416)
Subject: RE: BS: Tightest jeaned male in a movie!
From: annamill

I have been trying to remeber the actor...

It might have been Pacino...

A cop goes undercover as a gay guy to catch someone who has been murdering gays. He really gets into the character and it makes him feel very uncomfortable. Not one of my favorites and if I recognize the name of the movie I will never watch it again. Very low budget type of movie. The pants were damn tight though. Might even have had a couple of holes in the seat too.


02 May 04 - 02:36 PM (#1176422)
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From: Little Hawk

It's beside the point, but I really enjoyed "Seven Years In Tibet". Good movie.


02 May 04 - 03:33 PM (#1176449)
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From: Ebbie

He had tight pants, LH??


02 May 04 - 04:08 PM (#1176471)
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From: Little Hawk

No, he just sort of gave the impression that he did... :-) That movie had a very interesting story to tell.


02 May 04 - 04:19 PM (#1176480)
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From: Ebbie

Didn't see the movie but I did read the book.


02 May 04 - 04:36 PM (#1176490)
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From: Art Thieme

And then----the guy with 5 penises. His jeans fit like a glove.


02 May 04 - 05:22 PM (#1176536)
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From: Peace

LMAO


02 May 04 - 08:43 PM (#1176596)
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From: mack/misophist

A friend of mine once appeared in a Corrida for amareurs. When he expressed dismay at how small his "basket" was, compared to the others, the dresser told him to do the same thing they did. Use more paper towels. I'll bet this applies to rock stars, too.


02 May 04 - 08:58 PM (#1176608)
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From: alison

not jeans..... but David Bowie in "Labyrinth".... very tight tights!!

slainte

alison


02 May 04 - 09:03 PM (#1176610)
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From: Celtaddict

I happened to become well acquainted with the sister of Tom Jones' "traveling ladyfriend" all the years the wife stayed at home, and she had quite the tales of the trousers. I know ladies used to be sewn into their dresses but am told, by one who sounds as if she knows, that he was sewn into his trousers before performances.


02 May 04 - 09:48 PM (#1176622)
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From: GUEST

I wonder - has anyone ever done a serious thesis or dissertation on the psychology of the species' fascination with male genitalia. It's been a very long time since I read Freud. Thought he was a bit goofy then and still do, but he did make a successful career off penile fascination.


02 May 04 - 10:58 PM (#1176656)
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From: harpgirl

oh yes annamill, that movie was called "Cruisin'" but I have not seen it...It hasn't come out in video from my searches....


03 May 04 - 07:51 AM (#1176809)
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From: freda underhill

after checking out the responses from this thread, it seems men are more interested in men in tight jeans than women are.

maybe I'll start a thread on men with good senses of humour.


03 May 04 - 12:40 PM (#1176951)
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From: John MacKenzie

I like nurses in tight uniforms too, [Female nurses]
John


03 May 04 - 10:12 PM (#1177387)
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From: dianavan

Why do you assume women are looking for the genitalia? Myself, I like cute butts and skinny hips. Lots of actors fit that category. So do lots of men on the street. Tight jeans are good but not so tight that they look uncomfortable. I like jeans, generally. Something very sexy about a man in jeans. I think it makes them appear as if they can actually endure physical labour.


03 May 04 - 10:59 PM (#1177408)
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From: SueB

I don't really remember any jeanclad male behinds that made an impression - the men that get my full attention are generally showing a lot of skin. Not a great fan of Kevin Costner, for example, but I quite liked seeing his naked behind in Dances With Wolves. Loved Brendan Fraser dancing about in a loincloth in George of the Jungle - talk about eye candy! Hubba Hubba! Quite fond of Kevin Sorbo in his Hercules getup. Arnold Schwarzenegger nude in the opening scene of Terminator 3, on the other hand, was strangely repellent, so don't think I just start slavering over any old naked man...


03 May 04 - 11:11 PM (#1177417)
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From: Celtaddict

The researchers (I love it that people make a profession researching this stuff!) report that the shape of a male backside is as powerful a visual "releaser" for women as the shape of breasts is for men, despite their observation that in general women are less visually "wired" than men.


03 May 04 - 11:15 PM (#1177418)
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From: SueB

'Releaser'? That words makes me a little, um, nervous...


03 May 04 - 11:34 PM (#1177425)
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From: GUEST,freda

a friend said to me recently that you know you're middle aged when you're attracted to men with grey in their hair.


04 May 04 - 05:52 PM (#1177827)
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From: Cluin

Which hair?


04 May 04 - 07:06 PM (#1177919)
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From: freda underhill

..which hair..

in 1983.. there was a big event/demonstration in the desert in central australia. over 800 women from all over australia went und camped under the stars, near Uluru and Pine Gap, an american military base.

we camped for a few days, walked the road through the desert and on 11th November stormed the military installation. and after a blockade by police, we broke through, broke down the gate, and 111 women entered the military base.. 111 women were arrested and all gave their names as Karen Silkwood.

i tell this tale because of the which hair comment. a very enterprising group of around 20 men went and formed a camp nearby, ostensibly to politically "support" the women in their endeavours.. One very bald but enthusiastic man visited the camp every day, and kindly let me and other women know that baldness is a sign of massive virility, and that he could be very supportive if required.

didn't find out first hand, but a friend did, and it was true..


04 May 04 - 09:49 PM (#1178020)
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From: Little Hawk

Freda, that is very amusing! I wonder if he believed his own blarney?


04 May 04 - 10:08 PM (#1178046)
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From: Cluin

First time I've heard that having no pubic hair was a sign of virility.