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BS: What tunings do you use for a small dog?

12 May 04 - 11:14 AM (#1183873)
Subject: BS: What tunings do you use for a small dog?
From: Noreen

scroll down to picture 4

Well of course it is BS but it's also music- decisions, decisions...

And I have Checked The DigiTrad or Forum for This Topic First.

If you don't understand, you should have been at UK: Barrow on Humber Eurogather April 30


12 May 04 - 11:24 AM (#1183883)
Subject: RE: BS: What tunings do you use for a small dog?
From: Dave Bryant

Where has he got his other hand ?


12 May 04 - 11:27 AM (#1183885)
Subject: RE: BS: What tunings do you use for a small dog?
From: MudGuard

Under the chin - unfortunately someone moved the guitar in the very moment I took the picture...


12 May 04 - 11:39 AM (#1183894)
Subject: RE: BS: What tunings do you use for a small dog?
From: Dave Bryant

From the tuning heads, it's definitely a six string small dog.


12 May 04 - 11:48 AM (#1183899)
Subject: RE: BS: What tunings do you use for a small dog?
From: pdq

Depends on whether the dog is "standard" or "high-strung".


12 May 04 - 11:54 AM (#1183911)
Subject: RE: BS: What tunings do you use for a small dog?
From: GUEST,MMario

I would imagine it also depends on whether or not the dog is wire-haired; and if it has a long neck?


12 May 04 - 11:56 AM (#1183913)
Subject: RE: BS: What tunings do you use for a small dog?
From: MudGuard

tuning heads?

As far as I could see, the dog only had one head! ;-)


12 May 04 - 12:15 PM (#1183930)
Subject: RE: BS: What tunings do you use for a small dog?
From: GUEST

they are quite clear in the picture...

BADBEG or BEGBAD would probably be dog standard


12 May 04 - 12:43 PM (#1183946)
Subject: RE: BS: What tunings do you use for a small dog?
From: Bee-dubya-ell

Why does everybody always want somebody else to tell them how to tune their small dogs? Just experiment! Tune his left front leg to a D. Then tune the right front leg to whatever note you think makes a pleasing interval. Continue on around the whole dog and then strum the thing. If it sounds good just play around with it for a while and see what happens. Try "Soldier's Joy" or something and see if the fingering is comfortable. If it doesn't work, just start over. Just be careful not to break any legs.


12 May 04 - 03:24 PM (#1184082)
Subject: RE: BS: What tunings do you use for a small dog?
From: John MacKenzie

Surely a small dog is only suitable for playing J S Bark?
John


12 May 04 - 03:35 PM (#1184092)
Subject: RE: BS: What tunings do you use for a small dog?
From: Wesley S

Come on folks - we all know that dogs use the "uke" tuning - "my dog has fleas" !!!


12 May 04 - 04:33 PM (#1184141)
Subject: RE: BS: What tunings do you use for a small dog?
From: GUEST,JTT

Well, if the dog bites you'd want to B sharp.


13 May 04 - 04:46 AM (#1184525)
Subject: RE: BS: What tunings do you use for a small dog?
From: JennieG

Or was it Offenbark?
Cheers
JennieG


13 May 04 - 05:00 AM (#1184531)
Subject: RE: BS: What tunings do you use for a small dog?
From: The Fooles Troupe

If not properly tuned, you may get Wolf Tones...


13 May 04 - 06:57 AM (#1184579)
Subject: RE: BS: What tunings do you use for a small dog?
From: GUEST,McGrath of Altcar

As it appears to be a Yorkshire terrier shouldn't be tuned to Eee flat?


13 May 04 - 10:39 AM (#1184743)
Subject: RE: BS: What tunings do you use for a small dog?
From: GUEST,noddy

just think ourselves lucky it is not a wind instruement?


13 May 04 - 11:49 AM (#1184804)
Subject: RE: BS: What tunings do you use for a small dog?
From: Dave Bryant

I don't know, I think that the dog did produce some wind at one point - well it wasn't me anyway !


13 May 04 - 01:11 PM (#1184878)
Subject: RE: BS: What tunings do you use for a small dog?
From: John MacKenzie

Up on the Woof
My Meloncollie Baby
Shitzu on a Raft
The Boxer
It's gonna be a Great Dane
Ain't no more Canine on the brazos
I get a Hound The Bitch Boys

Who started this thread?
JGM


13 May 04 - 01:19 PM (#1184886)
Subject: RE: BS: What tunings do you use for a small dog?
From: GUEST,MMario

The question was what tunigs do you use for a small dog - not what songs are appropriate to smalldog tuning.


13 May 04 - 01:51 PM (#1184909)
Subject: RE: BS: What tunings do you use for a small dog?
From: John MacKenzie

Well really, how pedantic, and after I bid loads of bucks for your lovely shawl, and got gazumped.
SULK SULK
JGM ;~)


13 May 04 - 02:02 PM (#1184919)
Subject: RE: BS: What tunings do you use for a small dog?
From: dick greenhaus

Well, from the depths of a vanishing memory,...
Spike Jones once used a goat on one of his recordings. There was a sizeable flap with the Musician's Union as to whether the goat was a musician (i.e. had to pay dues) or a musical instrument. Don't recall how that one came out.


13 May 04 - 02:04 PM (#1184921)
Subject: RE: BS: What tunings do you use for a small dog?
From: Little Hawk

You tune to the key of C(anis) Minor.


13 May 04 - 02:10 PM (#1184929)
Subject: RE: BS: What tunings do you use for a small dog?
From: Amos

And avoid B sharp.

A


13 May 04 - 02:13 PM (#1184936)
Subject: RE: BS: What tunings do you use for a small dog?
From: GUEST

And never play your dog in the road - because sooner or later it will be flat.


13 May 04 - 07:22 PM (#1185175)
Subject: RE: BS: What tunings do you use for a small dog?
From: Don Firth

What's he playing, a barkarole?

Don Firth


13 May 04 - 09:15 PM (#1185248)
Subject: RE: BS: What tunings do you use for a small dog?
From: YorkshireYankee

I should think B natural is the obvious choice... but don't forget to stop & rest every now & then -- cos it's the paws that refreshes!


13 May 04 - 10:19 PM (#1185300)
Subject: RE: BS: What tunings do you use for a small dog?
From: Gypsy

Well, i tune my "Pretty Little Dog" in a C(anis) minor key!


14 May 04 - 04:05 AM (#1185413)
Subject: RE: BS: What tunings do you use for a small dog?
From: John MacKenzie

Mine's always ruffly in tune.
JGM


14 May 04 - 05:53 AM (#1185467)
Subject: RE: BS: What tunings do you use for a small dog?
From: Hrothgar

Somebody at HMV might know.


14 May 04 - 09:54 AM (#1185662)
Subject: RE: BS: What tunings do you use for a small dog?
From: John MacKenzie

Good old Nipper!
JGM


14 May 04 - 06:02 PM (#1185827)
Subject: RE: BS: What tunings do you use for a small dog?
From: Dave Wynn

I have just surfaced from the winter silstoce (yes that is the correct spelling you nerds). I find my Sir name is being taken for a ryde. Lay off plebs. If you don't understand what it is to be a fully paid up dog then leave off.

As for you Noreen. Just wait until you try and stroke my neck and tickle my ears. I now have influence in Limbrick and can have your passport revoked.

Spot


14 May 04 - 06:17 PM (#1185832)
Subject: RE: BS: What tunings do you use for a small dog?
From: pdq

However it is tuned, the best dog on which to play a haunting melody is the Airdale.


14 May 04 - 06:37 PM (#1185853)
Subject: RE: BS: What tunings do you use for a small dog?
From: Inükshük

Come on you people! There is only one way to play a dog. You grab the ears in one hand and the tail in the other and you play them like accordians. Cats on the other hand are best played as bagpipes. Bite the tail while squeezing the feline under your arm.


14 May 04 - 10:50 PM (#1185985)
Subject: RE: BS: What tunings do you use for a small dog?
From: Don Firth

Or as hurdy-gurdies. You crank the tail and it howls.

Don Firth


15 May 04 - 04:02 AM (#1186061)
Subject: RE: BS: What tunings do you use for a small dog?
From: matai

Ulleann pipe tuning? Or a squeeze in the right place could produce the most effective pitch, with no tuning at all.

Matai


15 May 04 - 04:11 AM (#1186064)
Subject: RE: BS: What tunings do you use for a small dog?
From: Liz the Squeak

Well my 3 cats are all tuned to the key of Eow. I have been able to get 3 octaves out of them but only when I use the Doc Marten method.

Dogs are definately wind instruments.

LTS


15 May 04 - 04:41 AM (#1186074)
Subject: RE: BS: What tunings do you use for a small dog?
From: John MacKenzie

The aforementioned Doc Martin method turned my dog into a blacksmith.
When I applied the remedy he made a bolt for the door.
JGM


15 May 04 - 09:13 AM (#1186151)
Subject: RE: BS: What tunings do you use for a small dog?
From: Inükshük

Well, you folks have certainly broadened my understanding of animals as instruments. Thank you so much. For an historical account of an actual pet duet, please go to the Mudcat perma thread entitled Mudcat Story Tellers' Page. Find "Abnormal Feline Behaviour in the Artic". The fourth paragraph deals with just such an episode.


15 May 04 - 09:42 AM (#1186164)
Subject: RE: BS: What tunings do you use for a small dog?
From: Bill D

all this speculation! Why not ask the folks who know?

http://www.canineworld.com/ngsdcs/

http://www.musicaldogsport.org/

http://www.beaniethesingingdog.com/ (with soundclips!)


15 May 04 - 01:05 PM (#1186266)
Subject: RE: BS: What tunings do you use for a small dog?
From: Raptor

Forget the Dog. Buddy in Picture 5 has an accordian shoved up his arse!

Raptor


15 May 04 - 07:17 PM (#1186483)
Subject: RE: BS: What tunings do you use for a small dog?
From: Liz the Squeak

Ah, how often have I wanted to do that to non-canine personnel.....

LTS