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19 May 04 - 07:51 PM (#1189013) Subject: Lyr Req: Here Comes The Bride From: GUEST Here comes the bride All dressed in white Does anybody know the complete lyics? Thanks. |
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19 May 04 - 08:45 PM (#1189078) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Here Comes The Bride From: LindsayInWales For us a 1950s Primary school parody was Here comes the bride All fat and wide Doesn't she wiggle From side to side |
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19 May 04 - 08:52 PM (#1189085) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Here Comes The Bride From: The Fooles Troupe Here comes the bride Fair, fat and wide... That's all I remember... |
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19 May 04 - 08:54 PM (#1189086) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Here Comes The Bride From: Joe Offer You may well have a doozy of a question there. Everybody thinks they know the song, but maybe what you quotes is all there is. All I know of are parodies. Here are a couple:
all dressed in white. Stepped on a turtle, and down came her girdle. Here comes the bride all dressed in white slipped on a banana peel and went for a ride. Here comes the bride, all dressed in white I said I do, to marry you You said you'd carry a slob like me You said you'd carry a slob like me Bride in black Bride In Black by Rackets And Drapes |
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19 May 04 - 09:06 PM (#1189097) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Here Comes The Bride From: Q (Frank Staplin) A few sites on google say they have lyrics, but a plug-in or something is required. All I ever heard at weddings was someone behind me saying 'Here comes the bride, here comes the bride, here comes....' over and over as the march was being played. |
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19 May 04 - 09:11 PM (#1189101) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Here Comes The Bride From: Joybell Here comes the bride Fair fat and wide Ten pounds of mince meat Walking by her side. Never thought it was very good but that's how we sang it, in Melbourne, back in 1950. Joy |
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19 May 04 - 09:43 PM (#1189121) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Here Comes The Bride From: GUEST,Julia Funny, I just came across a wedding song in an old Victorian songbook which I soundly rejected- I'll see if I can find it again. I believe the the tune "Here comes the Bride" as we know it is from an opera (Lohengrin?) and as such would have German Lyrics. It was made popular by Queen Victoria's daughter, who also made the white wedding dress popular, among other things. (hence, "all dressed in white"?) I have NEVER heard it sung, only played as a march, with a piece by Mendelsohn as a recessional. You could check a wedding traditions site. have fun- Julia |
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19 May 04 - 09:50 PM (#1189124) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Here Comes The Bride From: GUEST,Julia AHA! here is the lyric I found to the tune of "Here comes the Bride" as I suspected from the opera Lohengrin by Richard Wagner This is a translation appearing in the Franklin Square song collection circa1885 Guided by us, thrice happy pair Enter this doorway, 'tis love that unites All that is brave, all that is fair Love now triumphant forever unites Champion of virtue boldly advance Flower of beauty gently advance Now the loud mirth of revelling is ended Night bringing peace and bliss has descended Fanned by the breath of happiness rest Closed to the world , by love only blest Guided by us, thrice happy pair Enter this doorway, 'tis love that unites All that is brave, all that is fair Love now triumphant forever unites Whew! |
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19 May 04 - 09:58 PM (#1189131) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Here Comes The Bride From: Q (Frank Staplin) Here comes the bride, The groom is roped and tied. Soon he'll be branded On his quaking hide. |
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19 May 04 - 10:04 PM (#1189134) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Here Comes The Bride From: Amos One site offers this reaosnable verse: Here Comes the Bride Here comes the bride, All dressed in white, Sweetly, serenly in the soft glowing light. Lovely to see, marching to thee, Sweet love united for eternity. A |
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19 May 04 - 10:31 PM (#1189155) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Here Comes The Bride From: Joe Offer Yeah, Amos, but is it authentic? I looked and looked, and could find no serious words for this, other than the first two lines. -Joe Offer- |
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19 May 04 - 10:39 PM (#1189162) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Here Comes The Bride From: GUEST,AD Although a number of melodies may be suitable music for weddings, there are two in particular from the world of classical music which are most frequently played. One is the Wedding March by Mendelssohn which is the incidental music to A Midsummer Night's Dream. It became customary to play at marriage ceremonies from about the mid 19th Century. The other is the Bridal Chorus by Richard Wagner. This is associated with weddings because it is used in his opera Lohengrin at the marriage between the title character and Elsa. MIDI Here comes the bride, all fat and wide Doesn't she wiggle from side to side Here comes the bride, all fat and wide Ten pounds of mince meat walking by his side Guided by us, thrice happy pair Enter this doorway, 'tis love that unites All that is brave, all that is fair Love now triumphant forever unites Champion of virtue boldly advance Flower of beauty gently advance Here comes the bride, all dressed in white Sweetly, serenly in the soft glowing light Lovely to see, marching to thee Sweet love united for eternity |
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19 May 04 - 11:08 PM (#1189177) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Here Comes The Bride From: Amos Hell, Joe, I dunno!! Not my jurisdiction, really; it seemed appropriate but I don't know the provenance. A |
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19 May 04 - 11:41 PM (#1189201) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Here Comes The Bride From: Cluin How I remember we sung it in the schoolyard: Here comes the bride Tall, fat and wide I might have said She was good in bed But then I would have lied Here comes the groom Riding on a broom He saw her behind And changed his mind And swept out the room |
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19 May 04 - 11:51 PM (#1189212) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Here Comes The Bride From: Joe Offer Amos, I see AD posted the same lyrics, so maybe your credibility is increasing. I still believe it's just the first two lines that are "traditional" - those and a bunch of parodies. I think this may be a real phenomenon - a song that everybody knows the words to, except that it really doesn't have words. Like the "Dragnet" theme, maybe: "Dunh-da DUNH-dunh, Dunh-da DUNH-da DAHHHH." -Joe Offer- |
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20 May 04 - 02:28 AM (#1189312) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Here Comes The Bride From: Amos Wow -- I never thought of Dunh-da-dunh-dunh having LYRICS!! Wodda concept! A |
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20 May 04 - 04:16 AM (#1189350) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Here Comes The Bride From: JennieG Here comes the bride Fair fat and wide See how she wobbles From side to side Here comes the groom Skinny as a broom He can't wobble Because there's no room! Good literature it ain't......but it's what we sang in school a thousand years ago. Cheers JennieG |
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20 May 04 - 09:01 AM (#1189551) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Here Comes The Bride From: erinmaidin Didn't realize there were lyrics but imagine they must be some sort of lament! |
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20 May 04 - 09:57 AM (#1189609) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Here Comes The Bride From: GUEST,AD Here comes the dyke, all dressed in white A journey that seems like a million miles Lovely to see, marching to thee Sweet love united for eternity Defining moment, love that's gay Saying 'I do's', untraditional way Rush to the altar under a rainbow flag Love now triumphant, fully recognized Making history, singing 'Marry Us!' Flowers of beauties with matching orange ties Here comes the dyke, all dressed in white Exchanging vows as partners for life Lovely to see, marching to thee Sweet love united for eternity... |
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20 May 04 - 01:33 PM (#1189886) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Here Comes The Bride From: Amos Can't be the orginal set!! A |
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20 May 04 - 01:54 PM (#1189926) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Here Comes The Bride From: Nigel Parsons I recall: Here comes the bride, Forty inches wide. Here comes the Vicar, Forty inches thicker!" Nigel |
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20 May 04 - 05:54 PM (#1190141) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Here Comes The Bride From: Joe Offer Amos, have you ever heard anybody sing the Dragnet theme, "la-la LA-la"? Everybody in the world hears "DUNH." See? It goes to show you. -Joe Offer- |
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20 May 04 - 06:01 PM (#1190148) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Here Comes The Bride From: Mary Humphreys My father, who was a Liverpudlian, used to sing me this: Here comes the bride Big fat and wide. Here comes the carriage And she can't get inside.... Mary |
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21 May 04 - 04:41 AM (#1190541) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Here Comes The Bride From: Jim McLean A Paisley version was: Here comed the bride, Doon Causeyside, See how she waggles Her big backside. |
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21 May 04 - 04:42 AM (#1190543) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Here Comes The Bride From: Jim McLean Sorry ..'Here COMES ..' |
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21 May 04 - 05:52 AM (#1190581) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Here Comes The Bride From: GUEST,Charley Here comes the bride Big, fat and wide See how she wobbles From side to side Here comes the groom Thin as a broom He's full of gloom Going to meet his doom That was the version at my school... |
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21 May 04 - 05:54 AM (#1190583) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Here Comes The Bride From: Fibula Mattock Here comes the bride, Fair fat and wide; Slid down the bannisters And broke her backside. |
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22 May 04 - 10:44 PM (#1191814) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Here Comes The Bride From: Jim Dixon "Here comes the groom, straight as a broom, All dirtied up with ten-cent perfume." I believe that came from a cartoon I saw as a kid, but I can't tell you which one. |
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22 May 04 - 11:31 PM (#1191825) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Here Comes The Bride From: Joe Offer See? Lots of parodies, but nothing that really sounds like serious lyrics. I think the song has just two lines. -Joe Offer- |
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23 May 04 - 04:57 AM (#1191894) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Here Comes The Bride From: Mark Cohen Hey, Joe, how about these? Ser-geant Friday Asks for just the facts Har-ry Morgan Wishes Webb could act Aloha, Mark |
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23 May 04 - 05:01 PM (#1192189) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Here Comes The Bride From: Charley Noble So, let's pull this thread together: Here comes the bride, Was it homicide? Sergeant Friday has the facts, Of who done did the dreadful act! Cheerily, Charley Noble |
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24 May 04 - 12:03 AM (#1192391) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Here Comes The Bride From: GUEST As Guest, Julia, stated, the march is from Wagner's 'Lohengrin' and the translation she found is as good as any I've seen. Those are the "official" words - but, obviously, we all know the myriad of variations much better. |
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07 Jun 06 - 08:40 AM (#1754884) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Here Comes The Bride From: Marje Well if those "official" words are the best anyone can come up with, for heavens' sake leave it as an instrumental. They're dreadful words, reading very much like a clumsy translation of something that was pretentious and grandiose in the original (which I daresay is what they are). The syntax is chaotic (you can't even tell what the subject of some of the sentences is meant to be), it's fulll of heavy abstract concepts, and the rhymes are dire - repetition isn't rhyme. Awful stuff - write some new words or forget it, I'd say. Marje |
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07 Jun 06 - 09:57 PM (#1755385) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Here Comes The Bride From: The Fooles Troupe 'offical words'? Did you READ the thread in full - they're ALL Parodies (although that's a bit of an ... oxymoron?) and there ARE no real 'original official' words... |
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08 Jun 06 - 11:22 AM (#1755587) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Here Comes The Bride From: GUEST,Charmain Here come the bride 60 inches wide Here comes the groom not enough room |
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08 Jun 06 - 12:12 PM (#1755621) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Here Comes The Bride From: Marje Foolestroupe, I was referring to the words given by Guest Julia above, beginning, "Guided by us, thrice happy pair. Enter this doorway, 'tis love that unites..." etc. This isn't a parody, but a translation of the German words that are sung in Wagner's opera Lohengrin. Marje |
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08 Jun 06 - 12:19 PM (#1755624) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Here Comes The Bride From: Emma B our school version Here comes the bride Forty inches wide They had to knock the church door down To get her bum inside I'll draw a veil....... |
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08 Jun 06 - 06:46 PM (#1755849) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Here Comes The Bride From: The Fooles Troupe Ok Marje. |
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01 Jul 06 - 06:05 AM (#1773362) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Here Comes The Bride From: GUEST,Ollie & Ben Here comes the bride 50 inches wide 10 pounds of mice meat walking by her side slipped on a banana peel and went for a ride where did she go she went to mexico FAT PEOPLE!!!!! |
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05 Jul 06 - 07:48 AM (#1776519) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Here Comes The Bride From: Jim Dixon According to this web site, my quote above should have been: Here comes the groom, straight as a broom, All purtied up with ten-cent perfume. (I guess "dirtied" was how I heard it as a kid.) The cartoon was "Eatin' on the Cuff" from 1942, which I saw on TV in the 50s. |
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06 Dec 06 - 05:14 PM (#1901862) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Here Comes The Bride From: GUEST,Liss Here comes the bride, All dressed in white, Here comes the groom, He is ugly and doomed. This is what i made up because i got sick of not knowing the 'real' lyrics! Now I'm disappointed that there are no 'real' lyrics! |
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06 Dec 06 - 05:16 PM (#1901866) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Here Comes The Bride From: GUEST,Wattsy In Paul Calf he sings: Here comes the bride, Whats she trying to hide? There's something in the oven, Is it mothers pride? |
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06 Dec 06 - 09:29 PM (#1902067) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Here Comes The Bride From: Rowan Joybell's version is the one I recall, but that's no surpise as I was also from Melbourne in the 50s. Guest AD mentioned that only two tunes (in particular) from classical music were associated with wedding tunes but neither was from Aida. I haven't had much to do with weddings for many years but I'm sure I recall Aida was the source of a really popular wedding march. But I'm blowed if I can recall it. Cheers, Rowan |
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14 Jun 07 - 07:04 PM (#2077312) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Here Comes The Bride From: GUEST,Lizzi-loo here comes the bride fair fat and wide here comes the groom skinny as a broom here comes the usher the old tolit flusher thats how I heard it as I grew up:) |
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14 Jun 07 - 10:21 PM (#2077451) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Here Comes The Bride From: GUEST,highlandman From a high-school opera festival (from long ago memory) Maybe this is a more lyrical translation, it's probably less literal (I don't have the German available) Faithful and true We lead thee forth Where love triumphant shall crown thee with joy Star of renown Flow'r of the earth Bless'd be ye both far from all life's annoy Champion victorious Go thou before Maid bright and glorious Go thou before Earth's noisy revel ye've forsaken Tender delights for thee now awaken Fragrant abode enshrine thee in bliss Splendor and state in joy ye dismiss Faithful and true etc. If you think about what it's actually describing, it may be a tad racy for most wedding crowds.... Cheers -G |
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15 Jun 07 - 08:51 PM (#2078329) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Here Comes The Bride From: Lucius The incidental music to "A Midsummer Night's Dream" (Mendelssohn)is the melody that goes with "Here comes the Bride". As far as I know, there is no traditional lyrics, only comic verses. The wedding march from "Lohengrin" (Wagner) is typically used as a recessional. Sorry, if I am stating the obvious. |
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15 Jun 07 - 11:57 PM (#2078408) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Here Comes The Bride From: GUEST,Lyric Collector Lyrics to the Wedding March are sung at the end of the film, "The Best Years of Our Lives", when Homer (Harold Russell) marries Wilma (Cathy O'Donnell). The little children at the wedding sing, accompanied by Hoagy Carmichael on piano. It's been a long time since I've seen the movie, but to the best of my knowledge, the lyrics are quite close to those posted by Amos: "Here comes the bride, All dressed in white Sweetly, serenely, In the soft glowing light Lovely to see Marching to thee Sweet love united For eternity" |
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02 Oct 07 - 12:56 AM (#2161626) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Here Comes the Bride From: GUEST,A.G. Here comes the bride All fat and wide here comes the groom thinner than a broom here comes the usher the old toilet flusher... thats all I know! :) |
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02 Oct 07 - 05:40 AM (#2161726) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Here Comes the Bride From: Bonnie Shaljean Sorry to be so boring & serious, but can anyone point me to a web page that has the DOTS for this melody? I can remember the first bits (that fit all the words posted above) but there's a middle part that is hazy in the old brain cells. I hate to buy anything just for such a small portion of the piece (which I don't even particularly like), but I have to do a harp arrangement of it for one of my students to play at a wedding, so I need to get the rest. Even if it's not downloadable, if I can just see the music notation on the screen I can copy it. Thanks! I first heard the girl next door sing this, "Here comes the bride, all dressed in pride" which has a rather nice metaphorical ring. (Well, we WERE only 4 years old...) |
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02 Oct 07 - 05:47 AM (#2161728) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Here Comes the Bride From: Bonnie Shaljean Wooooops, scrub the above. I just looked in one of the Related Threads (AFTER I posted, natch) and see that the incomparable Masato has as usual pulled the rabbit out of the hat. |
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30 Nov 07 - 04:19 AM (#2205350) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Here Comes the Bride From: GUEST,Ruminative Be Well, the one I heard is: Here comes the bride, All dressed in white. Here comes te bride With a big backside. Right. It's utterly childish and impossibly ridiculous. Insultingly funny, nonetheless. |
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06 Jan 08 - 03:25 PM (#2229827) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Here Comes the Bride From: GUEST,waz from abs all we ever heard except for the slipping on a banana peel version is the following: here comes the bride short, fat, and wide watch how she wiggles... That's enough thank you Paul!! (from mummy) |
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26 Jan 08 - 02:14 PM (#2245520) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Here Comes the Bride (serious versions) From: GUEST,people here comes the bride all dressed in white here comes the groom dressed like a baboon |
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06 Feb 08 - 04:08 PM (#2255293) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Here Comes the Bride From: GUEST,Jonny Sunshine "Collected" in Reading, Berks mid 70s ;-) Here comes the bride All fat and wide See how she wobbles From side to side Here comes the bride All fat and wide Gets into the taxi- Falls out the other side |
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04 May 08 - 09:49 AM (#2332580) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Here Comes the Bride From: GUEST,angry all of thse are very nasty towards the bride. i suspect half of you are married? well please, what would your wives say about that! |
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16 May 08 - 04:16 PM (#2342363) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Here Comes the Bride From: GUEST,Tom The one I have heard was: "Here comes the Bride, Six inches wide, Here comes the Vicar, Six inches thicker!" That's the only one I've heard. |
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16 May 08 - 04:20 PM (#2342365) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Here Comes the Bride From: John MacKenzie They say the most desirable thing in a partner is a sense of humour. Are you married, Guest angry? G |
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26 Nov 08 - 03:31 PM (#2502305) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Here Comes the Bride From: GUEST,Dec Here comes the bride All fat and wide Dressed like a mess She failes to impress :D |
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30 Nov 08 - 07:05 PM (#2504374) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Here Comes the Bride From: GUEST Here comes the bride all dressed in wide, Her name is Clyde she reads the TV Guide |
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30 Nov 08 - 07:20 PM (#2504388) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Here Comes the Bride From: Tattie Bogle Here comes the bride, All fat and wide, Can't see the bridegroom Because of the bride. Learned this version at school in England in the late 50s. |
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01 Dec 08 - 06:54 PM (#2505383) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Here Comes the Bride From: McGrath of Harlow Folkies tend to use Come write me down Worked for me anyway, back in 1964. So far anyway... |
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03 Dec 08 - 03:29 AM (#2506575) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Here Comes the Bride From: GUEST,Betsy Wetsy These were the versions we sang in the 60's in elementary school.... (ours were very "colorful" lol) Here comes the bride All dressed in Pink Open up the window, and let out the Stink and Here comes the bride All dressed in Green her butt-cheeks are so wide that the groom was lost between and Here comes the bride All dressed in Yellow Don't know how that ugly girl had ever found a fellow and Here comes the bride All dressed in Black The groom disappeared and he never did come back There were more, but I don't remember them |
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04 Dec 08 - 12:25 AM (#2507383) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Here Comes the Bride From: IvanB Interesting to see the various messages in this thread over the years. Seems as if nobody (and I'm no exception) can remember more than a few lines of the "unofficial" words we used to sing as kids. As has been noted, Guest, Julia, way back in May '04 came up with a translation of the German words used in Lohengrin. I'd seen a translation of them myself somewhere and though I can't remember if they were exactly the same as those she quoted, the sense of them is certainly the same. Also, Lucius mentioned above that the Bridal Chorus from Lohengrin is used as a recessional and that the traditional processional is Mendelssohn's Wedding March (from the Incidental Music to A Midsummer Night's Dream, as stated). Actually the opposite is true. The Bridal Chorus was written with words sung by the opera chorus, and starts with the tune of "Here Comes the Bride." The Mendelssohn was written as strictly instrumental music to be played during breaks in the play. |
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11 Jun 09 - 09:29 PM (#2654501) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Here Comes the Bride From: GUEST,steve Here comes the bride, All fat and wide, she slipped on a banana peel and went for a ride. Where did she go? South mexico What did she wear? Her dirty underwear What did she do? A big fat poo…… |
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26 Jul 09 - 09:48 PM (#2687711) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Here Comes the Bride From: GUEST,A Regular Wedding Crasher At weddings, all I here is: Here comes the bride Here comes the bride Here comes the briiiiiide Here comes the bride (Repeat for as long as it takes the bride to come down the aisle) |
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03 Aug 09 - 07:07 PM (#2693127) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Here Comes the Bride From: GUEST here comes the bride all fat and wide where is the groom? hes in the ladies room why is he there? he lost his underwear why did he lose it? the bride had to use it thats all I can remember from when I was little |
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03 Aug 09 - 09:46 PM (#2693218) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Here Comes the Bride From: open mike and the chorus to "those were the days (my friend, we thought they'd never end0" goes Dai-dai-dai-dai da-da, dai-dai-dai-dai da-da |
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18 Nov 09 - 05:02 PM (#2768717) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Here Comes the Bride From: GUEST,Ellie Here comes the bride Sixty Inches wide Watch how she wa-ddels from side to side |
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18 Nov 09 - 10:24 PM (#2768917) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Here Comes the Bride From: MGM·Lion Just for dating purposes — most of the 'fat & wide, see how she wobbles' versions above are attrib'd to the posters' own 50s childhoods. I learned it in my 30s childhood from my mother, born 1909, from her childhood recollections, So that verse goes back a good way. |
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06 Mar 10 - 09:23 AM (#2857519) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Here Comes the Bride From: GUEST,Ashyy at school there were so many versions has anyone herd this one... Here comes the bride 50 foot wide Here comes the groom Looking like a baboon Here comes the vicors wearing bid granny knickers Here comes the page boy playing with his barbie toy Here comes the rest taking the piss out of her dress ....... and so on i cant remember the rest sorry if any one has herd it please tell rest !!!!! |
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07 Mar 10 - 03:34 PM (#2858522) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Here Comes the Bride From: GUEST,guest! i know this one: here omes the bride all fat and wide here comes the groom skinny as a broom |
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01 May 10 - 07:55 AM (#2897955) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Here Comes the Bride From: GUEST,guest here comes the bride all fat and wide see how she wobbles from side to side here comes the groom thin as a broom if the bride weren't so wide then he'd have more room as per 1950s London! |
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07 May 10 - 12:35 AM (#2901788) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Here Comes the Bride From: GUEST,scar here comes the bride, all dressed in white, look at her father as he shines with pride, here comes the groom, a sweet, love sick fool, cant wait til they say the the i do's and go off on the honeymoon. |
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08 Jul 10 - 02:48 PM (#2941916) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Here Comes the Bride From: GUEST,Unknown Person Here comes the bride, She would have lied. She has a guide That would have lied Here comes the groom, Coming for her doom. This is for you, 'Cause I have to use the loo (bathroom). LOL A REMIX |
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30 Sep 10 - 11:53 PM (#2997313) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Here Comes the Bride From: GUEST,lol idk here comes the bride the bride all fat and wide! here comes the groom skinny as a broom! |
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30 Apr 11 - 04:38 AM (#3145154) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Here Comes the Bride From: GUEST i think all these are nasty,i sang here comes the bride 50m wide,i diden't know the rest or evan what that ment !!!!!!!! I am very sorry to the person i said it to and i will no longer singing any of these silly songs x daisy |
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30 Apr 11 - 04:41 AM (#3145156) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Here Comes the Bride From: GUEST daisy i strongly agree xx |
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30 Apr 11 - 11:11 PM (#3145562) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Here Comes the Bride From: MGM·Lion For the record: It comes back to me that in my mother's version, ca 2nd decade of C20 [see my entry 18 nov 09 1024], the Bride did not wiggle, waggle nor wobble, but "waddled" ~ an expressive verb for a fat·&·wide woman's movements that I don't think appears anywhere above. ~Michael~ |
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01 May 11 - 06:08 AM (#3145682) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Here Comes the Bride From: Wilfried Schaum And here is the original text of Wagner's libretto, Lohengtin, Act 3, with a non-lyrical translation. |
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01 May 11 - 06:24 AM (#3145690) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Here Comes the Bride From: Peter the Squeezer From my childhood memories - Here comes the bride Sixty inches wide Here comes the vicar Sixty inches thicker |
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24 May 11 - 10:57 PM (#3160089) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Here Comes the Bride From: GUEST,Nikki This is what I remember as a kid: Here comes the Bride, All fat and wide, Here is the Groom, Skinny as a Broom. |
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01 Feb 19 - 04:29 AM (#3974331) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Here Comes the Bride From: GUEST Here comes the bride all fat and wide slipped on a banana peel and went for a ride where does she go south mexico what does she see a man doing a wee what does she do a big sloppy poo where is she now under a cow the cow goes pbbt and the kids say wow |
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01 Feb 19 - 02:08 PM (#3974413) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Here Comes the Bride From: Georgiansilver This might help!! |