20 May 04 - 10:54 AM (#1189664) Subject: BS: Happy Birthday BillD From: harpgirl harpy barfday, wooden bowl breath! love, harpgirl |
20 May 04 - 10:58 AM (#1189672) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday BillD From: SINSULL Happy Birthday, Bill. Celebrate with a sitting hand stand. Mary |
20 May 04 - 11:01 AM (#1189676) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday BillD From: katlaughing I hope the hamsters are duly celebratory...maybe some extra rations for them as they loll about in retirement...ah, if only you could join them, eh?**bg** Happy Birthday to one of my favourite curmudgeonlies! luvyakat |
20 May 04 - 11:04 AM (#1189680) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday BillD From: wysiwyg I hereby pass on all the fun I had yesterday, for you to enjoy today! Aw, our own lil birfday boy...... ~Susan |
20 May 04 - 11:06 AM (#1189685) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday BillD From: GUEST,MMario consider all 365 verses of the Barbarian Birthday chant to have been sung in you honour! |
20 May 04 - 11:14 AM (#1189695) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday BillD From: Nancy King Have a great one, Bill! Nancy |
20 May 04 - 11:20 AM (#1189701) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday BillD From: beardedbruce Happy Birthday! May all good come to you and yours. Bruce |
20 May 04 - 11:26 AM (#1189706) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday BillD From: Pied Piper Happy birthday Bill. I'll charge up an Orgone accumulator with Chi and have is sent round immediately, but don't use it all at once, or you might burn out your Chakras. TTFN PP |
20 May 04 - 11:50 AM (#1189736) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday BillD From: The Fooles Troupe And from metoo... maybe even methree... |
20 May 04 - 11:52 AM (#1189743) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday BillD From: Little Hawk I hope a whole bunch of saucer-shaped vehicles piloted by little gray fellows with almond-shaped black eyes descends upon your property for your birthday celebrations, Bill. |
20 May 04 - 11:53 AM (#1189746) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday BillD From: Stilly River Sage A big MOAB hug for the birthday boy! SRS |
20 May 04 - 12:27 PM (#1189787) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday BillD From: beardedbruce LH: The aliens are already here. The big cicada swarm is starting to make it's appearance |
20 May 04 - 12:33 PM (#1189795) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday BillD From: Bill D ohhhh...my....SUCH wishes! I do appreciate If only I could spend my days like the hamsters, but alas, there is wood needing my attention, and a **FOLK FESTIVAL** in 3 weeks! Therefore, the 'official' celebration on my 65th...*gulp* will be postponed till after the chaos!(anyone who can get NEAR Wash. DC on the 5th & 6th of June can see me, my wood, and several hundred folkies at a free festival. ) Thanks all!!! |
20 May 04 - 01:58 PM (#1189932) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday BillD From: CarolC Happy Birthday, Bill D! |
20 May 04 - 02:12 PM (#1189953) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday BillD From: Steve in Idaho OK - First - hug your lovely partner - Now ENJOY!!!!! Happy Birthday Bill - I'll pluck a Gurian in honor of the festive occasion!! Steve |
20 May 04 - 02:12 PM (#1189955) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday BillD From: Catherine Jayne Happy Birthday! |
20 May 04 - 02:30 PM (#1189986) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday BillD From: wysiwyg I wanna see his wood! :~) ~S~ |
20 May 04 - 04:01 PM (#1190000) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday BillD From: Alba Happy Birth Day Bill. Hope the coming year is a Sweet and Happy one:>) Have a great Day. Light, Love and Blessings Jude |
20 May 04 - 04:28 PM (#1190035) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday BillD From: Peace Hey, BillD: Hope you have a really great birthday. And I hope you have lots and lots more ahead of you. Bruce M |
20 May 04 - 06:17 PM (#1190169) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday BillD From: Bill D lots & lots more! Since I intend to survive to 109.... thanks again for the good wishes, everyone.... Oh, I did hug my partner, Norton the Gurian Plucker..*smile*...as I do every day! (and as to my wood, Susan, you can make an appointment......) |
20 May 04 - 06:46 PM (#1190208) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday BillD From: Bee-dubya-ell Sixty-five? Congratulations! You are no longer just old. You are now officially old! The Gubbament says so! Happy Birthday Bruce |
20 May 04 - 07:04 PM (#1190222) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday BillD From: Carly Dear Bill, I sympathize. If you recall, Dean and I had to postpone our honeymoon until after the Washington Folk Festival, years ago. Some things don't change. We will properly celebrate later; for now, have Rita give you a hug from me, and get back to work! See you at the festival. Happy Birthday and Much Love from Carly |
20 May 04 - 09:15 PM (#1190330) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday BillD From: *daylia* Wishing you a very VERY Happy Birthday Bill, right from the unfathomable depths of my ever-so-mysterious-and-defiantly-illogical-Soul .... sorry, just *Kant* resist ... ;-) daylia |
20 May 04 - 09:17 PM (#1190332) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday BillD From: Bobert And a VERY H.B. from this hillbilly... Bobert |
20 May 04 - 09:56 PM (#1190357) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday BillD From: Bill D " sorry, just *Kant* resist ..." bah, Humebug! |
20 May 04 - 10:34 PM (#1190386) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday BillD From: Little Hawk Bill, I checked with the aliens to see if I could get them to honor your birthday in a memorable fashion. Well...imagine my surprise to discover that the aliens don't believe in you!!! No, they refuse categorically to entertain the idea that someone or something as unlikely as a "Bill D" could possibly exist! Nothing I said would sway them. I indicated the hundreds of threads to which you have posted. They said, "Posts can easily be faked." I pointed out that many people believe in you and communicate with you on a regular basis. They said, "Yeah, and people keep seeing Elvis in shopping centers too, don't they? Those kind of people." I showed them pictures. They said, "You know perfectly well that pictures can be tampered with through digital technology and other common techniques. We believe that these photos are either very unconvincing fakes of a manufactured dummy of a "Bill D"...or they can be explained as a perfectly ordinary phenomenon, such as Venus, a stranded weather balloon, or a horse's ass shot in rather dim light." Well, I was appalled at their closemindedness, and I got rather angry. You would think that beings who have managed to create an advanced civilization with high technology would have a little more imagination than that! Or a little less arrogance... I talked myself blue in the face trying to convince them you exist, and all I got for it was pitying looks. "Look," they said, "we need solid empirical evidence. Got it? All you've given us is hearsay, all these supposed eyewitness reports from hundreds of unqualified people who are probably just seeking media attention or trying to make a quick buck, and some obviously bogus photos and transcripts that weaken your case rather than strengthening it. If there really were a "Bill D" out there, don't you think our scientists would have discovered it by now? Hmmm? Don't you think this "Bill D" would have openly tried to contact our government? We strongly advise you to abandon this Bill D obsession, because frankly...you are starting to look pretty silly...or else crazy." I'm about ready to give up on the little gray fuckheads. They are as close-minded as their human counterparts. - LH |
20 May 04 - 11:00 PM (#1190398) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday BillD From: Bill D hmmmm...I don't suppose while you were working on them to believe in me, you sneaked a digital picture?? No?...awww, durn! Now **I** would be willing to submit one of me, holding todays Washington Post for their perusal...no, could be faked....hmmmmmm...tell you what. Tell 'em to name the night, and I'll meet them at midnight by the old oak tree behind the barn, where I will dance, sing and recite text from "Close Encounters" "E.T." and "Batteries Not Included" and offer to ride to the stars with them! I aims to be cooperative, I do! Just don't send any little gray so-and-so's who don't have a sense of humor, 'cause I intend to treat them to a LONG tirade from an old philosopher who HATES being the last one to get the facts! (Oh...BTW...if I get that saucer ride to the stars, you, Little Hawk, are invited to come along...it's only fair trade for the introduction!) |
20 May 04 - 11:03 PM (#1190401) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday BillD From: Little Hawk Heh! I'm glad you checked in, Bill. :-) Here's hoping we all eventually get what we wish for. |
20 May 04 - 11:07 PM (#1190404) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday BillD From: Stilly River Sage You're not inviting William Shatner along for the ride? |
20 May 04 - 11:20 PM (#1190411) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday BillD From: Little Hawk He's already been everywhere that's worth going to in the Galaxy. No point really. |
21 May 04 - 01:04 AM (#1190462) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday BillD From: Padre Happy Birthday Bill - from the wilds of the Alleghany Highlands to the wilds of the DC suburbs Padre |
21 May 04 - 02:00 AM (#1190482) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday BillD From: GUEST Bill, What I said for Susan WYSIWIG's B-day thread goes for yours as well. Art |
21 May 04 - 02:01 AM (#1190483) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday BillD From: GUEST,Art Thieme That was me in the last post and chorus... Art Thieme |
21 May 04 - 07:28 AM (#1190628) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday BillD From: GUEST,freda happy birthday Bill D, n if you werent old when you turned 30, well you're not now! best wishes freda |
21 May 04 - 08:44 AM (#1190673) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday BillD From: Amos LH: LOL!!! Brilliant. Bill: By now you're rolling ahead on your next rotation around the sun; very best of laughs and grins doing it! A |
21 May 04 - 12:35 PM (#1190869) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday BillD From: catspaw49 I arrive here today and find two birthdat threads that are sufficiently bizarre as to not require my services to appease Joe Offer who complains that they are all the same. Of course as the two in question are Wyzzie's and Bill's threads, I guess it isn't so unusual........Geeze Bill, it's hard to believe I remember your 60th! Well actually I read it after the fact a bit since I was otherwise incapacitated.............Anyway, here's just a little touch as I also left Wyzzie....just so you know it's me! BBBRRRAAAAWWWWMMMMMPPPPPPThere ya' go......an immediate improvement......... Spaw |
21 May 04 - 12:41 PM (#1190878) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday BillD From: JenEllen Ewwwww....(wipes off glasses and holds hankie over nose) S'what I get for being late, I guess. HAPPY BIRTHDAY BILL!!! *watch where you swim* :) ~JE |
21 May 04 - 06:35 PM (#1191096) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday BillD From: karen k Want to add my name to this list. Happy Birthday, Bill. Hope it was a great one. k |
22 May 04 - 08:15 AM (#1191435) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday BillD From: fat B****rd Happy BD, BD. |