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28 May 04 - 07:18 AM (#1195789) Subject: BS: Anti - Terrorist Exercise tomorrow From: Doktor Doktor Mark your calendars for this Saturday. As you may already know, it is a sin for a Taliban male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does. So this Saturday at 4 p.m. BST all British women are asked to walk out of their houses completely naked to help weed out any neighbourhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not taliban, and to demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all British women. And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-taliban sentiment. For good measure, have various pork products cooking on your BBQ grill. The government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity. It is your patriotic duty to pass this on. |
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28 May 04 - 07:38 AM (#1195803) Subject: RE: BS: Anti - Terrorist Exercise tomorrow From: GUEST,cautious With some of our neighbours that could be a pretty grim prospect. |
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28 May 04 - 09:08 AM (#1195855) Subject: RE: BS: Anti - Terrorist Exercise tomorrow From: Mrrzy I like this idea! Can we do it in the States too? Oh, no, that's right, Americans are so prudish a split-second of breast with covered nipple can cause people to sue for traumatic damages... Hmmm, wonder if we're closer to the Taliban than we'd like to think. |
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28 May 04 - 09:11 AM (#1195857) Subject: RE: BS: Anti - Terrorist Exercise tomorrow From: el ted Doktor, We do all that every weekend on the North York Moors anyway, where's the catch? |
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28 May 04 - 09:23 AM (#1195863) Subject: RE: BS: Anti - Terrorist Exercise tomorrow From: Dave Bryant Gorse bushes ! |
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28 May 04 - 02:04 PM (#1196077) Subject: RE: BS: Anti - Terrorist Exercise tomorrow From: DougR Mrzzy: I read in the newspaper this morning that the guy lost his case. I guess he will just have to learn to cope. DougR |
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28 May 04 - 03:23 PM (#1196124) Subject: RE: BS: Anti - Terrorist Exercise tomorrow From: Metchosin While your at it, as we all know all black males have big dicks. To prove you aren't "passing", while your women are standing naked, all British males should cover themselves with soot and stand before their lawn chairs naked as well. Those with small dicks will be recognized and those with large dicks can be "rooted out". |
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28 May 04 - 03:25 PM (#1196125) Subject: RE: BS: Anti - Terrorist Exercise tomorrow From: Mrrzy That racial difference is only true when flaccid, FYI! |
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28 May 04 - 03:34 PM (#1196128) Subject: RE: BS: Anti - Terrorist Exercise tomorrow From: Metchosin ROTFL, I'm astonished that there is someone left on the planet that would take my last post seriously. |