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BS: Who will win Wimbledon?

19 Jun 04 - 06:20 AM (#1210326)
Subject: BS: Who will win Wimbledon?
From: s6k

i hope not andy roddick i hate him.

i hope agassi wins, but it will probably be hewitt or bloody roddick.

and i also hate the williams sisters. i hope they dont win anything.

who do you think will win this year? and remember - not henman!! cos he gets to the semi finals and then loses!! every year!


19 Jun 04 - 07:47 AM (#1210352)
Subject: RE: BS: Who will win Wimbledon?
From: Rasener

It definately won't be any British Player. we haven't got anybody good enough.


19 Jun 04 - 08:14 AM (#1210361)
Subject: RE: BS: Who will win Wimbledon?
From: Ellenpoly

I'm tickled that Martina got a wild card. I'll now actually enjoy watching again this year...maybe she can play the boys as well?

..xx..e


19 Jun 04 - 05:50 PM (#1210604)
Subject: RE: BS: Who will win Wimbledon?
From: Peace

Is this darts or soccer?


19 Jun 04 - 06:49 PM (#1210633)
Subject: RE: BS: Who will win Wimbledon?
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River

I dunno. Is it a wet T shirt contest? Where does it happen? I would tune in if it is wet T shirts, eh?


19 Jun 04 - 08:11 PM (#1210662)
Subject: RE: BS: Who will win Wimbledon?
From: s6k

theres a girl from hull who has a wildcard. im from hull too


19 Jun 04 - 08:18 PM (#1210670)
Subject: RE: BS: Who will win Wimbledon?
From: Peace

Hey, B DR B R, I don't think we're being taken seriously. Ya twit. It isn't T-shirts fer crissake, it's mud wrestling. They have lots of pubs in France where the Wimbledon Mudwrestling Championship takes place.

Wildcard (ba boom bomm bboom ba bom)
You make my--

Anyway, stop giving Canadians a bad name. They'll think we're stupid or somethin'.


19 Jun 04 - 11:25 PM (#1210723)
Subject: RE: BS: Who will win Wimbledon?
From: jimmyt

John.............is that you?????????????   come take your medicine now, that's a good lad


20 Jun 04 - 04:50 AM (#1210775)
Subject: RE: BS: Who will win Wimbledon?
From: alanabit

I think we can comfortably predict that no British player will win anything. I am always surprised how many Brits who are clearly not up to the standard have been allowed to compete. This is palpably unfair to those of other nationalities who are of the standard and don't get a place. Are other countries this biased?


20 Jun 04 - 05:09 AM (#1210788)
Subject: RE: BS: Who will win Wimbledon?
From: Strollin' Johnny

Who cares? A circus of performing seals who play each other over and over again (even practice against one another, duh!) on the 'tour' for ridiculous amounts of money, just to give the girlie-squealers and the strawberries-and-cream set a good feeling about themselves.

They should drop it, along with Golf, from TV in favour of more cricket, a proper sport.

J :0)


20 Jun 04 - 05:17 AM (#1210791)
Subject: RE: BS: Who will win Wimbledon?
From: sledge

Venus Williams will win the womens and her sister will stand a good chance of winning the mens.

Sorry, couldn't help myself.


20 Jun 04 - 07:44 AM (#1210832)
Subject: RE: BS: Who will win Wimbledon?
From: s6k

cricket is rubbish


20 Jun 04 - 11:48 AM (#1210932)
Subject: RE: BS: Who will win Wimbledon?
From: Peace

Crickets are chirpy little insects and one can tell the temperature based on the number of chirps they make over a period of time.


20 Jun 04 - 11:50 AM (#1210933)
Subject: RE: BS: Who will win Wimbledon?
From: Peace

The number of cricket chirps heard in fifteen seconds plus 48 is the approximate temperature of the cricket's environment in Fahrenheit.

Cool, huh? Or warm, huh?


20 Jun 04 - 11:55 AM (#1210936)
Subject: RE: BS: Who will win Wimbledon?
From: sledge

Do we have crickets that work in Centigrade?


20 Jun 04 - 12:18 PM (#1210943)
Subject: RE: BS: Who will win Wimbledon?
From: Peace

(F - 32) x .56 = Centigrade


20 Jun 04 - 12:18 PM (#1210945)
Subject: RE: BS: Who will win Wimbledon?
From: Peace

. . . and there ya have it, by Jiminy!


20 Jun 04 - 12:29 PM (#1210954)
Subject: RE: BS: Who will win Wimbledon?
From: sledge

Haha


20 Jun 04 - 01:17 PM (#1210983)
Subject: RE: BS: Who will win Wimbledon?
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River

MUD WRASSLIN??? Flippin' A! I could go fer that, eh? I have herd about French wommin too, and I would like to go there anytime except my French ain't too good. So I would have to use sign languages.

BDiBR


20 Jun 04 - 01:45 PM (#1210994)
Subject: RE: BS: Who will win Wimbledon?
From: Peace

BD i BR,

I have been horsing around, and I am very pleased that no one has taken me to task for it. Actually, I think Wimbledon is the yearly billiards classic that takes place in Scotland at St Andrew's by the Sea. People go around hitting their balls into holes (OUCH). They have caddies to pass them their cues, and when they get the cue, they throw it at the board. If it sticks, they get to drink some beer. This may sound a bit confusing. It is easier to understand after a few Molson Canadians.


20 Jun 04 - 02:11 PM (#1211013)
Subject: RE: BS: Who will win Wimbledon?
From: s6k

starts tomorrow folks... its very rainy in hull so i wonder if its ok down in laandan...


20 Jun 04 - 03:54 PM (#1211049)
Subject: RE: BS: Who will win Wimbledon?
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River

So, like, how do you know when yer wimble is done?

- BDiBR


20 Jun 04 - 04:09 PM (#1211061)
Subject: RE: BS: Who will win Wimbledon?
From: Peace

I think an English person will have to answer that. They often say, "It's just not don." I figger if they know when it just isn't, then they'll know when it just is. Maybe they know, eh?


20 Jun 04 - 04:11 PM (#1211062)
Subject: RE: BS: Who will win Wimbledon?
From: Peace

Here's the e.


21 Jun 04 - 11:46 AM (#1211465)
Subject: RE: BS: Who will win Wimbledon?
From: GUEST,Hugh Jampton

Who will win Wimbledon?? Is it up for grabs in a raffle or draw or something?? If so, I`ll buy a ticket!


21 Jun 04 - 08:50 PM (#1211758)
Subject: RE: BS: Who will win Wimbledon?
From: s6k

how do you plan to get it home though?


21 Jun 04 - 09:27 PM (#1211777)
Subject: RE: BS: Who will win Wimbledon?
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

i;m not bothered who wins, because its rubbish.


22 Jun 04 - 06:43 AM (#1211943)
Subject: RE: BS: Who will win Wimbledon?
From: s6k

im going to win.

<---- stole a wildcard entry


22 Jun 04 - 07:44 AM (#1211966)
Subject: RE: BS: Who will win Wimbledon?
From: GUEST

MARTINA


22 Jun 04 - 12:00 PM (#1212180)
Subject: RE: BS: Who will win Wimbledon?
From: Wolfgang

Hingis?

Wolfgang


22 Jun 04 - 12:09 PM (#1212184)
Subject: RE: BS: Who will win Wimbledon?
From: el ted

After much careful thought, I have come to the conclusion that Wimbledon will be won by a tennis player.


22 Jun 04 - 06:43 PM (#1212481)
Subject: RE: BS: Who will win Wimbledon?
From: s6k

its amazing.. i never thought of it like that Ted
Wow.

i think youre right you know, as well ted... you might just be onto something.

then again.. you could just be wrong, but it is interesting thought, well done.


22 Jun 04 - 07:03 PM (#1212491)
Subject: RE: BS: Who will win Wimbledon?
From: Peace

Tennis player? In a golf tournament? Get real.


22 Jun 04 - 07:18 PM (#1212505)
Subject: RE: BS: Who will win Wimbledon?
From: Georgiansilver

As usual the winner will be.......
.......
.....


....the person who wins the last point of the competition. You may think that rather simplistic but I guess I have no real idea who will win..at least no more idea than anyone else.


23 Jun 04 - 10:20 AM (#1212868)
Subject: RE: BS: Who will win Wimbledon?
From: Dave Bryant

The Wombles


24 Jun 04 - 01:03 AM (#1213341)
Subject: RE: BS: Who will win Wimbledon?
From: mack/misophist

Given the face that I am not entered and will not be competing, Who cares?


24 Jun 04 - 09:52 PM (#1213883)
Subject: RE: BS: Who will win Wimbledon?
From: GUEST,Paranoid Android

I tuned in today and the commentators were in a frenzy about a major disaster on the centre court. It transpired that that the umpire had wrongly awarded a point against Venus Williams. It brought me back to The Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy when a chesterfield couch materialised on the grass at Lords Cricket Ground.


25 Jun 04 - 04:07 AM (#1214006)
Subject: RE: BS: Who will win Wimbledon?
From: s6k

i think dave bryant is right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

awarding points against venus williams - like s/he needs it, and also, they should have awarded the entire set against her. i will give £100 to anyone who knocks her out of wimbledon


25 Jun 04 - 05:20 AM (#1214038)
Subject: RE: BS: Who will win Wimbledon?
From: GUEST

I think Tomsk will win the mens and Madame Cholet will win the womens. The winner of the mixed doubles will be Great Uncle Bulgaria and Navratilova.