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30 Jun 04 - 12:38 PM (#1217094) Subject: Warning of a new hoax From: GUEST,Skipy I HATE HOAX WARNINGS, BUT THIS ONE IS IMPORTANT. PLEASE SEND TO EVERYONE ON YOUR E-MAIL. IF A MAN COMES TO YOUR FRONT DOOR AND SAYS HE IS CONDUCTING A SURVEY AND ASKS YOU TO SHOW HIM YOUR ARSE, DO NOT SHOW HIM YOUR ARSE. THIS IS A SCAM ; HE ONLY WANTS TO SEE YOUR ARSE. I WISH I HAD GOT THIS YESTERDAY. I FEEL SO STUPID AND CHEAP. Skipy |
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30 Jun 04 - 12:56 PM (#1217103) Subject: RE: Warning of a new hoax From: Eric the Viking I don't care who sees my arse-I don't have to look at it! |
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30 Jun 04 - 01:11 PM (#1217116) Subject: RE: Warning of a new hoax From: CarolC Why shouldn't we let him see our arse if he wants to see it? |
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30 Jun 04 - 01:16 PM (#1217121) Subject: RE: Warning of a new hoax From: GUEST,skipy as a nude morris dancer I agree! |
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30 Jun 04 - 01:24 PM (#1217132) Subject: RE: Warning of a new hoax From: Ebbie I have three arses for sale in the barn- I only need to know which one he wants to see. |
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30 Jun 04 - 01:27 PM (#1217135) Subject: RE: Warning of a new hoax From: GUEST,Jif - choosy mothers choose me gosh golly - this isn't any hoax. There is a national survey being done - it's very important and when the information is compiled then everyone who has shown the surveyor will receive $5 from the government. I know this is true because it was posted to my moderated discussion group on boll weevils. |
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30 Jun 04 - 01:36 PM (#1217145) Subject: RE: Warning of a new hoax From: open mike Ha! as for the moniker: "Jif - choosy mothers choose me " in case you don't know this is a reference to a peanut butter ad from many long years ago! (many may not "get" the reference) what a wierd brand name, eh? but maybe not as wierd as "Goober" (short for goober peas, another name for peanuts) which has peanut butter and jelly swirled in the same jar...yuck! |
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30 Jun 04 - 01:42 PM (#1217150) Subject: RE: Warning of a new hoax From: SINSULL I have it on good advice that we all need to participate in this survey. The results of thses studies will help in the development of a new skin cream which will prevent crows feet and smile lines on our faces. Now how do you all feel about cellulite jowls? |
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30 Jun 04 - 02:21 PM (#1217172) Subject: RE: Warning of a new hoax From: CarolC I thought Jif(f) was spelled with two "f"s (Jiff). |
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30 Jun 04 - 02:23 PM (#1217174) Subject: RE: Warning of a new hoax From: CarolC Nope. Just one 'f'. |
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30 Jun 04 - 02:31 PM (#1217178) Subject: RE: Warning of a new hoax From: GUEST but "skippy" is normally with two "p's" |
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30 Jun 04 - 03:05 PM (#1217211) Subject: RE: Warning of a new hoax From: GUEST,skipy There was a "2P" skippy already registered when I joined. Skipy |
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30 Jun 04 - 03:55 PM (#1217247) Subject: RE: Warning of a new hoax From: Mr Red are tyou trying to get to the bottom of this? is there no end? |
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30 Jun 04 - 04:42 PM (#1217271) Subject: RE: Warning of a new hoax From: Rapparee Mark my words, this is One of the Signs Of The End Times. In hind sight you will realize that you made yourself an ass and you will be the butt of many jokes when your friends find out. Gad, but this leaves the way open for punning! I shall refrain from stooping that low and will say nothing about "Derry Air" or "moons" or even "cheeks." I sure everyone knows how I feel about puns and punsters! |
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30 Jun 04 - 05:17 PM (#1217301) Subject: RE: Warning of a new hoax From: Georgiansilver Bum survey if you ask me! Apparently it has slowed down somewhat ...the last news said "They are getting behind with the survey and any chances of getting it finished in the next few weeks??? the surveyors have rectum....sorry wrecked'em. Be Blessed. |
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30 Jun 04 - 06:06 PM (#1217330) Subject: RE: Warning of a new hoax From: Mr Red and who put the anal in analysis? It's alimentary my dear wotsit passage of time would make a superstory (sounds better pronounced) |
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30 Jun 04 - 07:05 PM (#1217357) Subject: RE: Warning of a new hoax From: Snuffy Didn't Jif change its name to Cif a few years ago? And when's Grove this year? |
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01 Jul 04 - 03:53 AM (#1217525) Subject: RE: Warning of a new hoax From: GUEST,Skipy 13, 14, 15 Aug. 2004 |
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01 Jul 04 - 06:16 AM (#1217581) Subject: RE: Warning of a new hoax From: GUEST,leeneia Thanks for the good puns, Rapaire. You gave me a chuckle. |
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01 Jul 04 - 09:40 AM (#1217606) Subject: RE: Warning of a new hoax From: GUEST,Rapaire Puns? Moi? I wouldn't stoop to puns, no, not even if it were possible for me to enjoy wordplay and language abuse. I agree with Shakespeare about puns: he said...well, I'm sure he said something about them. |
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02 Jul 04 - 04:11 AM (#1218128) Subject: RE: Warning of a new hoax From: Dave the Gnome They reckon the name Jif was changed to Cif to stop confusion. In Europe it could be pronounced as Jif or Yif. No they have stopped confusion it can be either Sif or Kif... Survey? My Arse... Cheers DtG |
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02 Jul 04 - 05:32 AM (#1218174) Subject: RE: Warning of a new hoax From: GUEST,Ellenpoly Too late. |
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02 Jul 04 - 05:36 AM (#1218180) Subject: RE: Warning of a new hoax From: Linda Kelly Are you sure he wasn't a Cockney and didn't want to see your House? How many East london conmen have been thwarted by this cruel accent? |
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02 Jul 04 - 04:36 PM (#1218577) Subject: RE: Warning of a new hoax From: GUEST,peedeecee Rapaire, I don't know if Shakespeare said anything about puns or not, but Samuel Johnson wrote about Shakespeare that puns (which were known then as quibbles)"had a malignant hold over his mind." I've always loved that statement, and appreciate it fully, as I love puns, and they do have a hold over my mind -- but I don't think it's malignant. |
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02 Jul 04 - 06:19 PM (#1218645) Subject: RE: Warning of a new hoax From: Bill D "In Europe it could be pronounced as Jif or Yif." ...and how would they pronounce 'jiffy'?...confusions are often only what you make them. |
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02 Jul 04 - 06:22 PM (#1218647) Subject: RE: Warning of a new hoax From: Rapparee "Puns are the lowest form of humor," someone said. I revel in low humor. |
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03 Jul 04 - 06:28 PM (#1219039) Subject: RE: Warning of a new hoax From: Nigel Parsons As the sign said in the butchers: "Would customers please stop giving their children rides on the bacon slicer. We are getting behind with our orders!" Nigel |
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04 Jul 04 - 05:47 AM (#1219176) Subject: RE: Warning of a new hoax From: Bo Vandenberg Freud is credited as saying: Puns are the lowest form of wit. Someone (I don't know who) said Buns are the lowest form of wheat. Sigurd |