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PLEASE, defend PIANO ACCORDIONS !!!

11 Jul 04 - 02:46 AM (#1223167)
Subject: PLEASE, defend PIANO ACCORDIONS !!!
From: The Fooles Troupe

Us much Malalgined Piano Accordion Players have notes the Defending Banjos thread, and so we want our own thread defending our own beloved instrument!

If you can't play one, don't criticise!


11 Jul 04 - 02:49 AM (#1223169)
Subject: RE: PLEASE, defend PIANO ACCORDIONS !!!
From: Joe Offer

  1. What other instrument can play "Lady of Spain"?
  2. What's one of two instruments invariably named in "perfect pitch" jokes?
  3. What's a Milwaukee wedding without one?
  4. If we didn't have accordions, how could we have Frankie Yankovic?
  5. Aren't you glad Liberace didn't play one? Where would he attach the candelabra?
  6. Are "accordion" and "polka" synonyms?
  7. Didn't the Pope name Myron Floren a saint?
  8. Are there any accordion sex jokes?
  9. Why not?
  10. If there's already a dumb thread on banjos, what's the next logical topic for a dumb thread?

-Joe Offer-


11 Jul 04 - 04:48 AM (#1223195)
Subject: RE: PLEASE, defend PIANO ACCORDIONS !!!
From: Dave Hanson

I'll defend accordions, they were invented so banjo players can have someting to take the piss out of.

eric [ banjo player ]


11 Jul 04 - 07:52 AM (#1223217)
Subject: RE: PLEASE, defend PIANO ACCORDIONS !!!
From: wysiwyg

10. Joe, that would be defend Dumb Derivative Threads, silly! We've had quite a few of that one.

~Susan


11 Jul 04 - 10:17 AM (#1223262)
Subject: RE: PLEASE, defend PIANO ACCORDIONS !!!
From: GUEST,leeneia

I like the accordion! It has such a friendly sound. When I hear one, it says "party"

Did you know that in 1983, the best selling "classical" album was the Nonesuch Tango Project, in which the accordion was a major instrument? Every thinking person should own the complete Tango Project.

The people who cast slurs on the accordion are merely jealous.


11 Jul 04 - 10:27 AM (#1223265)
Subject: RE: PLEASE, defend PIANO ACCORDIONS !!!
From: GUEST

I thought Tangos were played on bandoneons, not (authentically speaking) accordions...

LFF


11 Jul 04 - 11:01 AM (#1223285)
Subject: RE: PLEASE, defend PIANO ACCORDIONS !!!
From: CarolC

Be smug if you want, accordion denigrators. But while you sit there in your smugness, accordions are taking over the world. Here in the US, 8 out of every 10 television advertisements has an accordion in the mix. We're sneaking them in where you don't immediately notice them so we can get you used to the sound. Then, one day, you'll suddenly notice that everywhere you turn, there is an accordion making beautiful music. And we (accordion players) have been insidiously exposing the younger generation to the wonders of the piano accordion every chance we get. Don't be surprised if sometime soon, your shining faced young daugter or son comes to you and innocently asks if you would please buy her or him a piano accordion. The day is not too far off!


(muahahahaha... )


11 Jul 04 - 05:08 PM (#1223422)
Subject: RE: PLEASE, defend PIANO ACCORDIONS !!!
From: Bee-dubya-ell

The piano accordion needs no defense! It is the perfect instrument. And the people who play piano accordions are perfect people. And they all have really cute toes even though they often hide them by wearing socks with sandals. Well, I guess that makes them less than perfect since only doofuses wear socks with sandals. Okay, so accordion players are all doofuses and that makes accordions doofus instruments.

Okay, let's try this again....

Some good things about piano accordions:

1) You cannot install "D" tuners on them

2) They don't have spit valves (though they should have drool cups)

3) Accordions do impart a certain beatific visage upon their players' faces (though similar facial expressions can be attained by using Thorazine, prefrontal lobotomies, or ball-peen hammers)

4) If a man plays the accordion in the nude he will probably pinch his equipment off which will prevent passing the accordion-playing gene to future generations


11 Jul 04 - 05:57 PM (#1223434)
Subject: RE: PLEASE, defend PIANO ACCORDIONS !!!
From: GUEST,Frug

If anyone says anything derogatory about them squeezeboxes I'll bash 'em with me banjo..............OK?


11 Jul 04 - 07:25 PM (#1223475)
Subject: RE: PLEASE, defend PIANO ACCORDIONS !!!
From: The Fooles Troupe

I'm touched by your generosity, Frug!


11 Jul 04 - 09:10 PM (#1223517)
Subject: RE: PLEASE, defend PIANO ACCORDIONS !!!
From: GUEST

PLEASE, defend PIANO ACCORDIONS !!!

Sorry, buddy, it can't be done.


12 Jul 04 - 12:00 AM (#1223575)
Subject: RE: PLEASE, defend PIANO ACCORDIONS !!!
From: bengi

Perhaps the most popular instrument for deaf-blind folks in nursing homes, those who can see prefer the amazing spoons.


12 Jul 04 - 03:41 AM (#1223638)
Subject: RE: PLEASE, defend PIANO ACCORDIONS !!!
From: GUEST,Boab

Heard one today about"perfect pitch"----throwing an accordion into a rubbish skip and landing square on top of a bodhran and a banjo.....
-----Don't flatten me all you "squeezers"---I own FIVE accordions and three bodhrans. No banjo, though....


12 Jul 04 - 05:17 AM (#1223680)
Subject: RE: PLEASE, defend PIANO ACCORDIONS !!!
From: Big Al Whittle

George Shearing (ex accordionist) once said no gentleman would play an accordion....


12 Jul 04 - 05:26 AM (#1223687)
Subject: RE: PLEASE, defend PIANO ACCORDIONS !!!
From: The Fooles Troupe

George Negus on (aust) ABC TV Ch2 today had the story of Leo Rosner (who is still alive and playing). His story was told in the movie "Schindler's List".

His life was saved because he could play the Piano Accordion!


12 Jul 04 - 06:53 AM (#1223731)
Subject: RE: PLEASE, defend PIANO ACCORDIONS !!!
From: Guessed

You mean an "attack" weapon needs defence (or even defense)

AND any sex jokes have to include the bi-directional nature of getting the things to work - but only one side has to do it.

Ducks and runs behind the nearest feminist.................


12 Jul 04 - 08:21 AM (#1223763)
Subject: RE: PLEASE, defend PIANO ACCORDIONS !!!
From: GUEST,T-boy

As with any instrument, it's not what you play it's the way that you play it.

Many accordionists are unlistenable, unfortunately.


12 Jul 04 - 08:32 AM (#1223773)
Subject: RE: PLEASE, defend PIANO ACCORDIONS !!!
From: Dave Hanson

Why do they always sound like they are being played with a sledge hammer ? [ which should be the approved method ][ well,approved by musicians anyway ]

eric


12 Jul 04 - 09:23 AM (#1223800)
Subject: RE: PLEASE, defend PIANO ACCORDIONS !!!
From: Big Al Whittle

The real trouble is of course the English - who screw up everything. I mean French people can play accordions and make them sound sophisticated and full of je ne sais quoi - Charles Trenet and all that.

Every time some git gets up and says I'm going to play three slip jigs and a horn pipe and glowers at the audience in a challenging manner - you think oh my gawd here we go again.

Think of the millions of people who go dancing every week in England. how many of them dance slip jigs and horn pipes? do you not think these paricular dances are somewhat over emphasised in the very worthy attempt to give us aliving folk culture.


12 Jul 04 - 10:06 AM (#1223840)
Subject: RE: PLEASE, defend PIANO ACCORDIONS !!!
From: GUEST,Lindsay

Still playing mine....


12 Jul 04 - 10:24 AM (#1223854)
Subject: RE: PLEASE, defend PIANO ACCORDIONS !!!
From: CarolC

eric the red, if you would stop playing your accordion in the middle of construction sites, it might sound a lot sweeter and less like a sledge hammer.


12 Jul 04 - 10:51 AM (#1223878)
Subject: RE: PLEASE, defend PIANO ACCORDIONS !!!
From: GUEST,a nonny mouse accordion player

Unlike melodion players, accordionists can drown out instruments in any key not just D and G.

Real accordionists CAN play quietly in sessions, it's a pity that so few choose to do so because it gives us all a bad name.


12 Jul 04 - 10:56 AM (#1223883)
Subject: RE: PLEASE, defend PIANO ACCORDIONS !!!
From: duchess

Hey, what can be more fun than a polka party, and what more beautiful than La Vie En Rose played with a sexy accordion!


12 Jul 04 - 11:14 AM (#1223899)
Subject: RE: PLEASE, defend PIANO ACCORDIONS !!!
From: Skipjack K8

Make love, not war, with your accordion, and the meek accordionist shall inherit the world.

Hey Carol, you are right about the commercials, squeezers are emerging as the sound which sells. I reckon the same percentage is true of recorded music (that includes melody!). I just a few minutes ago heard k d lang's 'Constant Craving' on my builder's wireless, and she always uses shedloads of accordion in her recorded work. A sparing accordion lick still sends me to a happy place, and makes me glad I started to learn the possibilities of this wonderful instrument.

However, there are many shockingly bad players of every instrument, and the poor old accordion (in the hands of trainees) plays over most everything else, and therefore is the most audible baddest instrument. The problem is probably more due to the lawless nature of the session, and the self-delusion of some players that they are adding to the music, when the opposite is so lamentably the case.

All that said, I don't get upset by the detractors, and occasionally enjoy compliments that I play the accordion 'nicely'!


12 Jul 04 - 11:20 AM (#1223901)
Subject: RE: PLEASE, defend PIANO ACCORDIONS !!!
From: Compton

I will defend to the death, Piano Accordians....Listen (English Mudcatters) to the quintessential Jack Emblow as a sublime accompanist to...wait for it...THE CLIFF ADAMS SINGERS!!


12 Jul 04 - 11:27 AM (#1223905)
Subject: RE: PLEASE, defend PIANO ACCORDIONS !!!
From: CarolC

And the funny part, Skipjack, is that most people don't realize they're listening to an accordion (in the advertisements and in recorded music of the sort you mentioned) until it's pointed out to them.


12 Jul 04 - 11:48 AM (#1223923)
Subject: RE: PLEASE, defend PIANO ACCORDIONS !!!
From: fogie

I saw a continental chromatic split and placed on a stand and some sort of air pump drove it (in Brittany )- sounded good - cant do it with a melodeon, its all right for some!


12 Jul 04 - 01:55 PM (#1224012)
Subject: RE: PLEASE, defend PIANO ACCORDIONS !!!
From: CarolC

How odd. Why do these threads keep getting moved back and forth between the BS and music parts of the forum?


12 Jul 04 - 03:19 PM (#1224053)
Subject: RE: PLEASE, defend PIANO ACCORDIONS !!!
From: momnopp

OK, after much study and conflagration, I think I've decided that the link to this article from the Associated Press belongs smack dab right here in the middle of this thread.

And of course if I'm wrong, 43 regulars and 97 people who are reading their very first mudcat thread will tell me where it really OUGHT to go... :-)

I love you all,

JudyO aka momnopp


12 Jul 04 - 07:05 PM (#1224188)
Subject: RE: PLEASE, defend PIANO ACCORDIONS !!!
From: Skipjack K8

Stands to reason, Carol, one accordion loving clone moves it up, then the accordion hating clone moves it back down again!


12 Jul 04 - 07:13 PM (#1224192)
Subject: RE: PLEASE, defend PIANO ACCORDIONS !!!
From: CarolC

LOL!


12 Jul 04 - 11:13 PM (#1224278)
Subject: RE: PLEASE, defend PIANO ACCORDIONS !!!
From: The Fooles Troupe

The real reason for the mobility of this thread is .... sorry, I forget, I'm only an Accordion Player...

QUOTE
[T-boy

Many accordionists are unlistenable, unfortunately. ]

[GUEST,a nonny mouse accordion player

Real accordionists CAN play quietly in sessions, it's a pity that so few choose to do so because it gives us all a bad name. ]

[Skipjack K8

there are many shockingly bad players of every instrument, and the poor old accordion (in the hands of trainees) plays over most everything else]
UNQUOTE

And the SECOND reason why Accordionists are hated is: The damn things need a service!

QUOTE
[weelittledrummer

The real trouble is of course the English - who screw up everything. I mean French people can play accordions and make them sound sophisticated]
UNQUOTE

...and the Italians, and the Russians, and the rest of Europe (I have left out the USA!)

The Piano Acordion music sound has been taking over advertising for several years - unfortunately much of it is simulated from keyboards and MIDI boxes. The sound produces feelings of Warmth, Homliness, Security, etc.

If you look in the back of many big name musical groups, that guy standing inthe back in the shadows is playing a 120 bass squeezebox.

Robin


13 Jul 04 - 09:16 AM (#1224520)
Subject: RE: PLEASE, defend PIANO ACCORDIONS !!!
From: Big Al Whittle

That bloke in the The Yetties is very good - Pete!


13 Jul 04 - 08:54 PM (#1225019)
Subject: RE: PLEASE, defend PIANO ACCORDIONS !!!
From: GUEST,Paranoid Android

I own one (48 bass piano) and I wish I had the guts (or the virtuosity) to play it in public. In defence of the accordion I see it as one of the very few portable instruments that can be played without the backup of other instruments or voices. About 50 years ago my father often tuned into Austrian radio stations which played Tyrolian music. I have never been able to trace those stations on the "modern" radio.


14 Jul 04 - 07:33 PM (#1225647)
Subject: RE: PLEASE, defend PIANO ACCORDIONS !!!
From: Col K

They are wonderful.
Hows that for a defence?


15 Jul 04 - 08:28 AM (#1225995)
Subject: RE: PLEASE, defend PIANO ACCORDIONS !!!
From: The Fooles Troupe

Technique: Piano Accordion for The Recycled Muso


15 Jul 04 - 07:49 PM (#1226535)
Subject: RE: PLEASE, defend PIANO ACCORDIONS !!!
From: GUEST,peedeecee

You'll never see a big-breasted woman playing an accordion without smiling!


16 Jul 04 - 12:10 PM (#1226997)
Subject: RE: PLEASE, defend PIANO ACCORDIONS !!!
From: Big Al Whittle

Paranoid android.

Get a grip! get your machine (containing a grand piano) down the local folk club. It may be the very thing we're all waiting for......

What you need is one of those russian radios with six short wave bands - three wavebands of which are full of guys in lederhosen, quaffing steins full of beer that taste of sod all, and belting out schlager songs with great enthusiasm and panache.

Proszt!


16 Jul 04 - 09:19 PM (#1227384)
Subject: RE: PLEASE, defend PIANO ACCORDIONS !!!
From: The Fooles Troupe

The Piano Accordion is not a 'Piano', but an 'Organ' - closer in playing technique to the Pipe Organ than the Pianoforte.


17 Jul 04 - 09:32 PM (#1227945)
Subject: RE: PLEASE, defend PIANO ACCORDIONS !!!
From: The Fooles Troupe

"Playing the Piano Accordion is revenge enough upon anyone who hasn't got the subtlety and wit to be able to appreciate such an incredible instrument."


17 Jul 04 - 09:55 PM (#1227949)
Subject: RE: PLEASE, defend PIANO ACCORDIONS !!!
From: CarolC

Is that quote from me, Foolestroupe?


17 Jul 04 - 10:12 PM (#1227955)
Subject: RE: PLEASE, defend PIANO ACCORDIONS !!!
From: CarolC

Ha! Thought it looked familiar.

That retort was for my sister who hates accordions.


18 Jul 04 - 12:29 AM (#1228002)
Subject: RE: PLEASE, defend PIANO ACCORDIONS !!!
From: The Fooles Troupe

:-) - "borrowed" it for use in the Technique: Piano Accordion for The Recycled Muso thread...


18 Jul 04 - 01:58 PM (#1228267)
Subject: RE: PLEASE, defend PIANO ACCORDIONS !!!
From: Big Al Whittle

I just want to say how much (as a child) I used to value those adverts for accordions on the back of the radio times, with an apparently naked woman wearing only an accordion.

I have been a fan of naked women ever since.


19 Jul 04 - 08:45 AM (#1228891)
Subject: RE: PLEASE, defend PIANO ACCORDIONS !!!
From: The Fooles Troupe

I have been a fan of Piano Accordions ever since. Nothing wrong with me!


19 Jul 04 - 10:24 AM (#1228938)
Subject: RE: PLEASE, defend PIANO ACCORDIONS !!!
From: GUEST,Frank

The piano accordian is one of the most versatile of the folk instruments.

Slavic music
Mexican and Norteno music
Some Irish
Balkan
Israeli
Jazz (some really great players around)
Great instrument to accompany folk dancers
Swedish hambos etc.
Norwegian
Some Middle Eastern Music
Polish
Czech
Yiddish and Hebrew

In the hands of a great musician, it becomes a great instrument.

Too much is made of the instrument itself and not enough about the musician who plays it well.

The button accordian (Bayan etc.) is also a wonderful versatile instrument.

Frank


19 Jul 04 - 11:13 AM (#1228983)
Subject: RE: PLEASE, defend PIANO ACCORDIONS !!!
From: CarolC

...and Finnish


19 Jul 04 - 11:58 AM (#1229020)
Subject: RE: PLEASE, defend PIANO ACCORDIONS !!!
From: Skipjack K8

Will do, Carol. That was a sound defense, and now even those intecostal busting comedians have stopped bothering reading this, I agree that we should.


23 Jul 04 - 02:58 AM (#1231966)
Subject: RE: PLEASE, defend PIANO ACCORDIONS !!!
From: The Fooles Troupe

Why accordion players give the instrument a bad name.


25 Jul 04 - 09:16 AM (#1233340)
Subject: RE: PLEASE, defend PIANO ACCORDIONS !!!
From: ALEX_

My accordion protects me everytime and everywhere.