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23 Jul 04 - 11:35 AM (#1232243) Subject: BS: The 'W' Deck & resume From: katlaughing See the Resident in all of his glory, all manner of dress, and couquettish poses...check out the "W" deck and be sure to go to page 2 and read his resume at the bottom of the page! |
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23 Jul 04 - 11:37 AM (#1232246) Subject: RE: BS: The 'W' Deck & resume From: katlaughing And a little more...just for "fun" REPUBLICAN NATIONAL COMMITTEE - CONVENTION SCHEDULE - New York, NY 6:00 PM Opening Prayer led by the Reverend Jerry Fallwell 6:30 PM Pledge of Allegiance 6:35 PM Burning of Bill of Rights (excluding 2nd amendment) 6:45 PM Salute to the Coalition of the Willing 6:46 PM Seminar #1 Getting your kid a military deferment 7:30 PM First Presidential Beer Bong 7:35 PM Serve Freedom Fries 7:40 PM EPA Address #1: Mercury, it's what's for dinner. 8:00 PM Vote on which country to invade next 8:10 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh 8:15 PM John Ashcroft Lecture: The Homos are after your children 8:30 PM Round table discussion on reproductive rights (MEN only) 8:50 PM Seminar #2 Corporations: The government of the future 9:00 PM Condi Rice sings "Can't Help Lovin' that Man" 9:05 PM Second Presidential Beer Bong 9:10 PM EPA Address #2 Trees: The real cause of forest fires 9:30 PM Break for secret meetings 10:00 PM Second prayer led by Cal Thomas 10:15 PM Lecture by Karl Rove: Doublespeak made easy 10:30 PM Rumsfeld demonstration of how to squint and talk macho 10:35PM Bush demonstration of trademark "deer in headlights" stare 10:40 PM John Ashcroft demonstrates new mandatory kevlar chastity belt 10:45 PM Clarence Thomas reads list of black republicans 10:46 PM Third Presidential Beer Bong 10:50 PM Seminar #3 Education: a drain on our nation's economy. 11:10PM Hilary Clinton Piñata 11:20 PM Second Lecture by John Ashcroft: Evolutionists: The dangerous new cult 11:30 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh again. 11:35 PM Blame Clinton 11:40 PM Laura serves milk and cookies 11:50 PM Closing Prayer led by Jesus Himself 12: 00AM Nomination of George W. Bush as Holy Supreme Planetary Overlord |
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23 Jul 04 - 11:47 AM (#1232260) Subject: RE: BS: The 'W' Deck & resume From: Billy the Bus I'm Bushed, by George - who's the 'Willie Woofter' LOL to Sparky - Sam |