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BS: Three word story.

05 Aug 04 - 07:36 PM (#1240938)
Subject: BS: Three word story.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

They do this on another websitr that I'm a member of,
I'll explain=Rules are simple, its a story, but each member can only post 3 words at a time, and nothing offensive allowed.

thread will continue until it reaches a natural end, [ie= story finishes], or people get bored with it]

story can be about anything at all.

i'll start....

05 Aug 04 - 07:36 PM (#1240939)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

Once upon a

05 Aug 04 - 07:39 PM (#1240943)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: jimmyt

time, John kissed

05 Aug 04 - 07:45 PM (#1240948)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: CarolC

a thousand kittens

05 Aug 04 - 07:45 PM (#1240949)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

a big spider

05 Aug 04 - 07:45 PM (#1240950)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: jimmyt

, One per day

05 Aug 04 - 07:46 PM (#1240953)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: jimmyt

then he did

05 Aug 04 - 07:49 PM (#1240955)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Jeri

make a wish:

05 Aug 04 - 07:49 PM (#1240957)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: jimmyt

Some ranch dressing

05 Aug 04 - 07:52 PM (#1240961)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Jeri

Down came the goodfairy

05 Aug 04 - 07:52 PM (#1240962)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: jimmyt

causing him to

05 Aug 04 - 07:53 PM (#1240963)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Jeri

(Oops too many words)
Down, came the

05 Aug 04 - 07:55 PM (#1240964)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Bobert

What-Me-Worry...

Okay, ain't that original but, hey, the rules didn't say it had to be...

Wes Ginny Rules!....

(Purdy lame, Bobert..)

okay, here's one:

Purdy lame, Bobert...

Yeah, got a nice ring to it and beats...

...night in jail

Bobert

05 Aug 04 - 07:56 PM (#1240965)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: jimmyt

burst into flames

05 Aug 04 - 07:57 PM (#1240967)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

Bobert-only three

05 Aug 04 - 07:58 PM (#1240968)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: MudGuard

Sir John, you said "nothing offensive" - but then you posted "a big spider", so you broke the rules ;-)

05 Aug 04 - 07:58 PM (#1240972)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

words are allowed

05 Aug 04 - 07:59 PM (#1240973)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

in each post

05 Aug 04 - 08:00 PM (#1240974)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: jimmyt

Consider the Canaries

05 Aug 04 - 08:06 PM (#1240976)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

Blessed are the

05 Aug 04 - 08:06 PM (#1240977)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Jack the Sailor

Islands of leisure

05 Aug 04 - 08:07 PM (#1240979)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

Cheesemakers, they will

05 Aug 04 - 08:07 PM (#1240980)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

Inherit the earth

05 Aug 04 - 08:11 PM (#1240986)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: jimmyt

One shovel per

05 Aug 04 - 08:22 PM (#1241001)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Joybell

elephant is all

05 Aug 04 - 08:23 PM (#1241003)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: jimmyt

you ever need

05 Aug 04 - 08:29 PM (#1241006)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: TheBigPinkLad

to rivet anchovies

05 Aug 04 - 08:31 PM (#1241010)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Joybell

wearing colourful hats

05 Aug 04 - 08:36 PM (#1241015)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Bobert

New rule, jOhn?

05 Aug 04 - 08:40 PM (#1241020)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: jimmyt

Bobert loves John

05 Aug 04 - 08:46 PM (#1241027)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

yes, new rule!

05 Aug 04 - 08:48 PM (#1241028)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: jimmyt

said the king!

05 Aug 04 - 08:50 PM (#1241031)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

and they understood.

05 Aug 04 - 08:52 PM (#1241033)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: jimmyt

Kittens eat curry

05 Aug 04 - 08:53 PM (#1241034)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Bobert

Make that LIKE!

05 Aug 04 - 08:54 PM (#1241036)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: jimmyt

We Like Ike

05 Aug 04 - 08:54 PM (#1241037)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Jack the Sailor

Curried kittens are

05 Aug 04 - 08:56 PM (#1241041)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Joybell

the house speciality

05 Aug 04 - 08:59 PM (#1241042)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Jack the Sailor

in the Chinese

05 Aug 04 - 09:02 PM (#1241045)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: jimmyt

checkers house of

05 Aug 04 - 09:11 PM (#1241051)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: SINSULL

ill repute, I

05 Aug 04 - 09:24 PM (#1241060)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Little Hawk

heard it said

05 Aug 04 - 09:29 PM (#1241064)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Padre

let's get down

05 Aug 04 - 09:50 PM (#1241070)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: jimmyt

and get funky

05 Aug 04 - 09:53 PM (#1241071)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,Ebbie

Why try? Not

05 Aug 04 - 09:54 PM (#1241073)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: jimmyt

without my parrot

05 Aug 04 - 10:16 PM (#1241087)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: SINSULL

on my shoulder

05 Aug 04 - 10:21 PM (#1241091)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Amos

. Suddenly, Thor entered.

05 Aug 04 - 10:39 PM (#1241114)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: jimmyt

"Lithin, I'm Thor."

05 Aug 04 - 10:40 PM (#1241116)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,fred miller

Tragedy! (picnic, lightning).

05 Aug 04 - 10:42 PM (#1241120)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: jimmyt

wearing Aluminum raincoats

05 Aug 04 - 10:45 PM (#1241124)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: jimmyt

three hours six minutes to fifty posts, pretty good!

05 Aug 04 - 10:48 PM (#1241130)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

jimmy can't count!

05 Aug 04 - 10:52 PM (#1241137)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

[only 3 words alloewd!

05 Aug 04 - 11:18 PM (#1241151)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Jack the Sailor

three words aloud

05 Aug 04 - 11:19 PM (#1241153)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Amos

Mighty thunders crashed.

05 Aug 04 - 11:25 PM (#1241155)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: SINSULL

aloud over three

05 Aug 04 - 11:46 PM (#1241164)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,Art Thieme

. "Balls" said Queen.

05 Aug 04 - 11:47 PM (#1241167)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Amos

I could never...

05 Aug 04 - 11:48 PM (#1241168)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

eat that rubbish

05 Aug 04 - 11:49 PM (#1241169)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: SINSULL

Yes you could

06 Aug 04 - 12:05 AM (#1241182)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Jack the Sailor

have a kitten

06 Aug 04 - 12:07 AM (#1241184)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

and some cheese

06 Aug 04 - 01:03 AM (#1241203)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: JennyO

grilled on toast

06 Aug 04 - 01:21 AM (#1241208)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Jack the Sailor

Have a Coke

06 Aug 04 - 01:42 AM (#1241216)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Metchosin

but don't fold

06 Aug 04 - 01:47 AM (#1241219)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,freda

the kitten's tale..

06 Aug 04 - 02:36 AM (#1241242)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Peace

a twice-told tale

06 Aug 04 - 04:05 AM (#1241271)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Georgiansilver

this is great

06 Aug 04 - 04:43 AM (#1241281)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,M'Grath of Altcar

said the fireplace,

06 Aug 04 - 05:27 AM (#1241287)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

to the table

06 Aug 04 - 05:30 AM (#1241289)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: DMcG

made from recycled

06 Aug 04 - 05:35 AM (#1241291)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Ellenpoly

droppings from Esmeralda

06 Aug 04 - 05:52 AM (#1241300)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,M'Grath of Altcar who still dontunderstand c

, the house Aardvark.

06 Aug 04 - 06:05 AM (#1241302)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Metchosin

All at once,

06 Aug 04 - 06:11 AM (#1241304)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Ellenpoly

William Shatner arrived

06 Aug 04 - 06:44 AM (#1241316)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,augie

where was spock?

06 Aug 04 - 07:05 AM (#1241324)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Jeanie

Astride the gigantic

06 Aug 04 - 09:18 AM (#1241340)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Ellenpoly

Toupee of Shatner's

06 Aug 04 - 09:53 AM (#1241351)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Amos

Explosions terrified everyone.

06 Aug 04 - 11:23 AM (#1241392)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: jeffp

So they ran

06 Aug 04 - 12:00 PM (#1241394)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Jeanie

away into the

06 Aug 04 - 12:02 PM (#1241397)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Oaklet

Into a moistened

06 Aug 04 - 12:22 PM (#1241398)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST

wig. Later they

06 Aug 04 - 01:25 PM (#1241406)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: jeffp

cautiously returned, only

06 Aug 04 - 01:31 PM (#1241410)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: JennyO

to find that

06 Aug 04 - 01:32 PM (#1241412)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Amos

To find intestines

06 Aug 04 - 02:13 PM (#1241420)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Wyrd Sister

they had to

06 Aug 04 - 02:24 PM (#1241425)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,MMario

swim upstream quickly

06 Aug 04 - 02:32 PM (#1241427)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Amos

. Herds of wild

06 Aug 04 - 03:00 PM (#1241429)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

angry looking hamsters

06 Aug 04 - 03:09 PM (#1241431)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Oaklet

entered the moistened

06 Aug 04 - 03:10 PM (#1241433)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,Stavros

Pastrami sandwich; eating

06 Aug 04 - 03:13 PM (#1241437)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: fat B****rd

peanut peanut butter

06 Aug 04 - 03:14 PM (#1241439)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: jeffp

and jelly sandwiches.

06 Aug 04 - 03:15 PM (#1241440)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Cluin

blah blah blah

06 Aug 04 - 03:28 PM (#1241450)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: fat B****rd

oobop she bam

06 Aug 04 - 05:25 PM (#1241466)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Amos

Screams of dying

06 Aug 04 - 08:15 PM (#1241493)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Jeep man

viruses in computerI

06 Aug 04 - 08:30 PM (#1241498)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Amos

Burning ethical issues...

06 Aug 04 - 08:37 PM (#1241499)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: SINSULL

Paw and Cletus

06 Aug 04 - 08:37 PM (#1241500)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: SINSULL

And the Reg

06 Aug 04 - 08:41 PM (#1241505)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Amos

Were suddenly resolved!

06 Aug 04 - 09:23 PM (#1241515)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Lonesome EJ

to quit drinkin'

06 Aug 04 - 09:32 PM (#1241517)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Peace

from the milk

06 Aug 04 - 09:34 PM (#1241520)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: jimmyt

glass whisky jug

06 Aug 04 - 09:35 PM (#1241521)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

on a Tuesday

06 Aug 04 - 09:35 PM (#1241523)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: jimmyt

After July fourth

06 Aug 04 - 09:37 PM (#1241525)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

2050, but then

06 Aug 04 - 09:40 PM (#1241527)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Padre

a miracle occurred

06 Aug 04 - 10:00 PM (#1241534)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: The Fooles Troupe

Bloody Hell Mate!

06 Aug 04 - 10:44 PM (#1241543)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Peace

(said with floccinoccinihilipilification)

06 Aug 04 - 11:03 PM (#1241548)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,augie

But quickly retracted

07 Aug 04 - 12:20 AM (#1241563)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Metchosin

Pardon me....Heavens!

07 Aug 04 - 12:21 AM (#1241564)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Peace

And as the

07 Aug 04 - 03:51 AM (#1241579)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: JennyO

sun sank slowly

07 Aug 04 - 06:20 AM (#1241609)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Wyrd Sister

into multiversal cauldrons

07 Aug 04 - 06:51 AM (#1241617)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: *daylia*

cosmic goo dripping

07 Aug 04 - 06:55 AM (#1241620)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo

from the sky

07 Aug 04 - 07:14 AM (#1241629)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: fat B****rd

into each orifice

07 Aug 04 - 08:21 AM (#1241634)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: JennyO

of the giant

07 Aug 04 - 08:24 AM (#1241635)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: freda underhill

hamster, they wandered

07 Aug 04 - 08:24 AM (#1241637)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo

Who had many

07 Aug 04 - 08:42 AM (#1241649)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST

sad nights because

07 Aug 04 - 08:46 AM (#1241650)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,John O'Lennaine

someone had said

07 Aug 04 - 08:54 AM (#1241655)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Wyrd Sister

before eating pancakes

07 Aug 04 - 08:57 AM (#1241657)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST

wash your hands

07 Aug 04 - 09:03 AM (#1241661)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,John O'Lennaine

and fairies will

07 Aug 04 - 09:10 AM (#1241665)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo

give you a

07 Aug 04 - 09:18 AM (#1241670)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: freda underhill

magic mushroom soup

07 Aug 04 - 09:20 AM (#1241671)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: rumanci

with croutons, so

07 Aug 04 - 09:22 AM (#1241672)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,John O'Lennaine

wash them and

07 Aug 04 - 09:23 AM (#1241674)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo

I will make

07 Aug 04 - 09:30 AM (#1241680)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: jimmyt

you fishers of

07 Aug 04 - 09:40 AM (#1241683)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Joe_F

mice and men.

07 Aug 04 - 09:46 AM (#1241685)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Amos

The women will

07 Aug 04 - 10:02 AM (#1241696)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: JennyO

howl at the

07 Aug 04 - 11:49 AM (#1241740)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo

fishing men of

07 Aug 04 - 11:57 AM (#1241743)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Metchosin

Jam on Toast

07 Aug 04 - 12:03 PM (#1241745)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: JennyO

and a cup

07 Aug 04 - 12:19 PM (#1241751)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo

hort drinking chocolate

07 Aug 04 - 12:27 PM (#1241756)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: JennyO

laced with rum

07 Aug 04 - 12:30 PM (#1241762)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo

he drunk that

07 Aug 04 - 12:33 PM (#1241764)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: JennyO

and immediately fell

07 Aug 04 - 12:38 PM (#1241770)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo

over the dog

07 Aug 04 - 12:39 PM (#1241771)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: JennyO

which was lying

07 Aug 04 - 12:42 PM (#1241773)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Amos

into deep sleep.

07 Aug 04 - 12:44 PM (#1241775)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo

on the rug

07 Aug 04 - 12:46 PM (#1241776)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: JennyO

from which he

07 Aug 04 - 12:48 PM (#1241779)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo

made the dog

07 Aug 04 - 12:52 PM (#1241782)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: JennyO

go and scratch

07 Aug 04 - 12:56 PM (#1241787)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo

the back door

07 Aug 04 - 12:57 PM (#1241788)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: JennyO

of the spaceship

07 Aug 04 - 01:01 PM (#1241792)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo

to let him

07 Aug 04 - 01:03 PM (#1241795)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: JennyO

out, so he

07 Aug 04 - 01:03 PM (#1241796)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo

could go for

07 Aug 04 - 01:05 PM (#1241799)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Little Hawk

a healthy whizz.

07 Aug 04 - 01:05 PM (#1241800)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: JennyO

fish and chips

07 Aug 04 - 01:07 PM (#1241802)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo

and some water

07 Aug 04 - 01:07 PM (#1241803)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: JennyO

and a coke

07 Aug 04 - 01:08 PM (#1241806)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo

dog enjoyed food

07 Aug 04 - 01:08 PM (#1241807)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Little Hawk

would go well

07 Aug 04 - 01:09 PM (#1241810)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo

would be a

07 Aug 04 - 01:10 PM (#1241811)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: JennyO

with the works

07 Aug 04 - 01:11 PM (#1241813)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo

of the spaceship

07 Aug 04 - 01:12 PM (#1241815)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: JennyO

which had landed

07 Aug 04 - 01:12 PM (#1241817)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo

on the planet

07 Aug 04 - 01:13 PM (#1241819)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: JennyO

Magrathea, which was

07 Aug 04 - 01:14 PM (#1241820)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo

in the outer

07 Aug 04 - 01:15 PM (#1241822)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: JennyO

western spiral arm

07 Aug 04 - 01:16 PM (#1241824)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo

which was near

07 Aug 04 - 01:21 PM (#1241829)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: JennyO

the left leg

07 Aug 04 - 01:23 PM (#1241831)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,Noddy

of the 3rd

07 Aug 04 - 01:23 PM (#1241835)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo

nodule of the

07 Aug 04 - 01:25 PM (#1241837)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: JennyO

main crankshaft of

07 Aug 04 - 01:25 PM (#1241839)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo

star trek enterprise

07 Aug 04 - 01:27 PM (#1241840)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: JennyO

manned by Himself

07 Aug 04 - 01:28 PM (#1241843)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo

The great man

07 Aug 04 - 01:29 PM (#1241845)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: JennyO

none other than

07 Aug 04 - 01:32 PM (#1241847)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo

princess of wales

07 Aug 04 - 01:32 PM (#1241848)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: JennyO

and her intrepid

07 Aug 04 - 01:34 PM (#1241851)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo

lover of all

07 Aug 04 - 01:35 PM (#1241854)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: JennyO

hamsters of the

07 Aug 04 - 01:37 PM (#1241857)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo

faraway planet in

07 Aug 04 - 01:39 PM (#1241861)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: JennyO

hamsterland, which is

07 Aug 04 - 01:39 PM (#1241864)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Amos

Limp-wristed companion

07 Aug 04 - 01:41 PM (#1241865)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo

of the great

07 Aug 04 - 01:42 PM (#1241866)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: JennyO

Cosmo the Magnificent

07 Aug 04 - 01:43 PM (#1241867)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo

The dog said

07 Aug 04 - 01:46 PM (#1241872)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: JennyO

time for bed

07 Aug 04 - 01:48 PM (#1241873)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo

and he slept

07 Aug 04 - 01:48 PM (#1241875)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: JennyO

as he waved

07 Aug 04 - 01:48 PM (#1241876)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: JennyO

his wooden leg

07 Aug 04 - 01:49 PM (#1241878)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo

to the world.

07 Aug 04 - 01:52 PM (#1241882)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: JennyO

I'll be back

07 Aug 04 - 01:53 PM (#1241884)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo

years went by

07 Aug 04 - 01:54 PM (#1241886)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: JennyO

several milleniums even

07 Aug 04 - 01:55 PM (#1241887)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo

went by until

07 Aug 04 - 01:56 PM (#1241889)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: JennyO

he thawed out

07 Aug 04 - 01:58 PM (#1241891)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo

from the cold

07 Aug 04 - 01:58 PM (#1241892)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: JennyO

frozen wastes of

07 Aug 04 - 02:00 PM (#1241894)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo

the planet earth

07 Aug 04 - 02:01 PM (#1241896)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: JennyO

and my fridge

07 Aug 04 - 02:02 PM (#1241897)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo

which did not

07 Aug 04 - 02:04 PM (#1241898)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: JennyO

keep him warm

07 Aug 04 - 02:04 PM (#1241899)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: JennyO

going to bed

07 Aug 04 - 02:04 PM (#1241900)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: JennyO

really I am

07 Aug 04 - 02:04 PM (#1241901)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: JennyO

be back tomorrow

07 Aug 04 - 02:05 PM (#1241902)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo

ok,night night.that was fun.its 7.00pm herein the uk.

07 Aug 04 - 02:06 PM (#1241904)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: JennyO

VERY late here :-)

07 Aug 04 - 02:08 PM (#1241907)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo

take care then.

07 Aug 04 - 02:08 PM (#1241908)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: JennyO

seeya tomorrow then

07 Aug 04 - 02:11 PM (#1241910)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo

you bet.

07 Aug 04 - 02:37 PM (#1241921)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Jack the Sailor

Good afternoon everyone

07 Aug 04 - 03:13 PM (#1241947)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Peace

. You are probably

07 Aug 04 - 04:07 PM (#1241986)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: fat B****rd

scratching your nether

07 Aug 04 - 04:12 PM (#1241991)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Jack the Sailor

with a feather.

07 Aug 04 - 05:37 PM (#1242020)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Metchosin

wondering why a

07 Aug 04 - 06:58 PM (#1242072)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST

long legged goose

07 Aug 04 - 07:04 PM (#1242076)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo

had appeared from

07 Aug 04 - 07:24 PM (#1242090)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,me

Aunty Bridie's wardrobe

07 Aug 04 - 09:09 PM (#1242136)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: freda underhill

dressed in polkadots

07 Aug 04 - 09:13 PM (#1242137)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Metchosin

Aha! she thought

07 Aug 04 - 09:14 PM (#1242138)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,me

and high heels

07 Aug 04 - 09:45 PM (#1242153)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: SINSULL

tickle tickle tickle

07 Aug 04 - 10:13 PM (#1242169)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,me

Just then, the

07 Aug 04 - 10:15 PM (#1242173)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

top fell off

07 Aug 04 - 10:31 PM (#1242181)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,me

startling the goose

07 Aug 04 - 11:33 PM (#1242224)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Big Al Whittle

with his massive

08 Aug 04 - 12:19 AM (#1242249)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,John O'Lennaine

methylated spirits hangover

08 Aug 04 - 04:33 AM (#1242374)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

then suddenly the...

08 Aug 04 - 05:20 AM (#1242397)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: fat B****rd

door crashed open.......

08 Aug 04 - 05:52 AM (#1242412)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: *daylia*

... holy jumpin jehosophat!!!

08 Aug 04 - 06:10 AM (#1242420)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Big Al Whittle

jehosophat resented somewhat

08 Aug 04 - 07:24 AM (#1242446)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: DMcG

that jehosothin wasn't

08 Aug 04 - 09:18 AM (#1242481)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Jack the Sailor

.Jehosobuff used Bowflex(tm)

08 Aug 04 - 10:15 AM (#1242507)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo

he wondered why?.

08 Aug 04 - 11:55 AM (#1242551)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Once Famous

His throbbing member

08 Aug 04 - 12:04 PM (#1242558)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: freda underhill

of parliament worried

08 Aug 04 - 12:10 PM (#1242561)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: freda underhill

about election fraud

08 Aug 04 - 12:10 PM (#1242562)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: freda underhill

or was it

08 Aug 04 - 12:17 PM (#1242565)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: freda underhill

an erection flawed

08 Aug 04 - 12:29 PM (#1242572)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Amos

Clearly this isn't


about to become


any sort of

story with plot,

Let alone characters--

Just mindless gyrations.

08 Aug 04 - 12:57 PM (#1242589)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Sooz

and no ending.

08 Aug 04 - 01:19 PM (#1242602)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: JennyO

What it needs

08 Aug 04 - 01:29 PM (#1242608)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Ellenpoly

is exactly what?

08 Aug 04 - 01:46 PM (#1242614)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Sttaw Legend

harri Watts band

08 Aug 04 - 02:41 PM (#1242645)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,me

but then again

08 Aug 04 - 03:15 PM (#1242659)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Peace

maybe not, eh?

08 Aug 04 - 05:37 PM (#1242745)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Once Famous

Cheeseburger with fries

08 Aug 04 - 06:09 PM (#1242757)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST

let it end ...

08 Aug 04 - 06:35 PM (#1242777)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: freda underhill

let it mend..

08 Aug 04 - 06:38 PM (#1242778)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,me

Stitch in time?

08 Aug 04 - 07:37 PM (#1242799)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Jack the Sailor

Red Red Wine.

08 Aug 04 - 09:56 PM (#1242868)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Cluin

oh so fine

08 Aug 04 - 11:44 PM (#1242919)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Once Famous

Your zipper's open.

08 Aug 04 - 11:56 PM (#1242931)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,Lonesome Gillette

What's a Rinktum?

09 Aug 04 - 12:29 AM (#1242942)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Peace

Could be rectum,

09 Aug 04 - 01:06 AM (#1242964)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

News-
Somebody [not sure who, and can't be arsed to check], said "this story is rubbish, there is no characters or plot"

ok then, every so often you can introduce a charcter, [or each person adopts a character and posts as them?

just post=

"Introducing a character"
[then describe him/her/it]

idea for a plot=all characters are on a desert island
[just an idea, its only a story, just something to do if youre bored etc, post other plot ideas if you like.

09 Aug 04 - 01:08 AM (#1242967)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

Introducing a character-

George the Folkie,
about him= he likes folk music and plays guitar.

09 Aug 04 - 01:24 AM (#1242975)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Peace

Introducing a character:

The maid--whose clothes were lost at sea in the shipwreck. She is very je ne sais pas quois with lots of very.

09 Aug 04 - 07:28 AM (#1243077)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,Miranda

Introducing a character....Miranda.

Miranda a distant relative of UK royalty and first class passenger.

09 Aug 04 - 08:39 AM (#1243114)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: The Fooles Troupe

Introducing lots of Characters - The Fooles Troupe...

There's a whole website about them and I have mentioned it many times (see my profile!) - the trouble is that they have lots of wise cracks but they are totally clueless (for a plot!)

[OK, now we've introduced them, what happens?]

09 Aug 04 - 08:44 AM (#1243117)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,John O'Lennaine

Apparently they are all shipwrecked on a desert island.

Suddenly the maid

09 Aug 04 - 09:16 AM (#1243143)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,me

looked up and

09 Aug 04 - 09:19 AM (#1243146)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: SINSULL

saw her undies

09 Aug 04 - 09:19 AM (#1243147)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: muppett

tried hard to

09 Aug 04 - 09:30 AM (#1243154)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,John O'Lennaine

get them from

09 Aug 04 - 09:33 AM (#1243156)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: muppett

.But then the

09 Aug 04 - 09:36 AM (#1243158)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,John O'Lennaine

local witch doctor

09 Aug 04 - 09:40 AM (#1243161)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: MMario

shot rang out

09 Aug 04 - 11:05 AM (#1243208)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: muppett

and woke up

09 Aug 04 - 11:36 AM (#1243237)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: JennyO

feelings of deja-vu

09 Aug 04 - 11:50 AM (#1243248)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: beardedbruce

again and again

09 Aug 04 - 11:52 AM (#1243250)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

09 Aug 04 - 11:54 AM (#1243251)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: jeffp

all over again

09 Aug 04 - 11:55 AM (#1243252)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Peace

repeatedly, another time

09 Aug 04 - 12:01 PM (#1243258)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Nick

nothing subsequently happened

09 Aug 04 - 12:01 PM (#1243260)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: MMario

like "groundhog day"

09 Aug 04 - 12:22 PM (#1243282)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Ellenpoly

so they died

(sorry, but there's something to be said for the short story)

;-D

09 Aug 04 - 12:40 PM (#1243297)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: SINSULL

Aside: Sorry jOhn but even with characters this story sucks. Maybe we need to go to five words.

09 Aug 04 - 06:17 PM (#1243559)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: *daylia*

five words good; three words ....

09 Aug 04 - 06:18 PM (#1243562)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: *daylia*

bad ... still kinda lame tho ...

09 Aug 04 - 06:54 PM (#1243576)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,Miranda

"OK,where's my damned butler?"

09 Aug 04 - 07:24 PM (#1243592)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,John O'Lennaine

In the scullery, mixing up

09 Aug 04 - 08:14 PM (#1243649)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: SINSULL

with Miranda of royal blood.

09 Aug 04 - 09:04 PM (#1243691)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,Miranda

" Did I dream the shipwreck?".

10 Aug 04 - 03:46 AM (#1243833)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Peace

Or was it bad drugs?

10 Aug 04 - 05:41 AM (#1243887)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: fat B****rd

...no such thing said Keef.........

10 Aug 04 - 05:56 AM (#1243895)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,Miranda

"In that case, spark up."

10 Aug 04 - 06:48 AM (#1243910)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Ellenpoly

but watch yer fingers and

10 Aug 04 - 07:16 AM (#1243922)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Nick

gently grease the cat's boil

10 Aug 04 - 12:15 PM (#1244165)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo

with vaseline cream

10 Aug 04 - 01:48 PM (#1244253)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST

Curry ships on the horizon!

10 Aug 04 - 01:49 PM (#1244256)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST

We're saved cried Miss Miranda.

10 Aug 04 - 01:53 PM (#1244262)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST

Swarthy pirates swarmed, waving their

10 Aug 04 - 01:54 PM (#1244268)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo

in the lifeboat

10 Aug 04 - 01:55 PM (#1244272)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST

Keef lay with the maid

10 Aug 04 - 01:58 PM (#1244279)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST

get off me you beast!

10 Aug 04 - 01:59 PM (#1244281)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST

After you get me off.

10 Aug 04 - 02:00 PM (#1244282)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST

leered the maid. Keef trembled.

10 Aug 04 - 02:04 PM (#1244286)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST

Save me, Miranda, he wept.

10 Aug 04 - 02:08 PM (#1244290)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST

Miranda's siren songs lulled the

10 Aug 04 - 02:20 PM (#1244304)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST

pirates to sleep. Yo, George

10 Aug 04 - 02:21 PM (#1244307)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST

Stop strumming and grab the

10 Aug 04 - 02:22 PM (#1244309)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST

parrot. The witch doctor said

10 Aug 04 - 02:43 PM (#1244330)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: fat B****rd

OOEEOOAA TING TANG WALLAWALLA BINGBANG

10 Aug 04 - 02:54 PM (#1244340)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST

Parrots are magic. Especially roasted.

10 Aug 04 - 03:00 PM (#1244345)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST

The aroma attracts the acrobats.

10 Aug 04 - 03:18 PM (#1244361)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Peace

. . . and then the universe began.

10 Aug 04 - 03:29 PM (#1244374)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST

A classic story of good vs evil. With acrobats thrown in for levity.

10 Aug 04 - 04:14 PM (#1244431)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

Introducing a character=
A big Tiger, he;s really dangerous and scary, and eats people.

10 Aug 04 - 04:30 PM (#1244451)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST

Tiger, tiger, burning bright,
In the forest of the night,
What immortal hand or eye
Could frame thy fearful symmetry?

In what distant deeps or skies
Burnt the fire of thine eyes?
On what wings dare he aspire?
What the hand dare seize the fire?

And what shoulder, and what art,
Could twist the sinews of thy heart?
When thy heart began to beat,
What dread hand forged thy dread feet?

What the hammer? What the chain?
In what furnace was thy brain?
What the anvil? What dread grasp
Dared its deadly terrors clasp?

When the stars threw down their spears
And watered heaven with their tears,
Did He smile his work to see?
Did He who made the lamb make thee?

Tiger, tiger, burning bright,
In the forest of the night,
What immortal hand or eye
Dare frame thy fearful symmetry?

Said William Blake. Have you met my friends Siegfried and Roy?

11 Aug 04 - 04:03 PM (#1245067)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Rasener

Gainsborough Folk Club

11 Aug 04 - 09:55 PM (#1245401)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

Introducing a character=

Satan's Dog
about him= he is evil, and eats anything left lying around!

12 Aug 04 - 04:27 AM (#1245583)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,Miranda

"Is that you purring, George?".

12 Aug 04 - 08:53 AM (#1245699)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo

yes my lady

12 Aug 04 - 09:01 AM (#1245705)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: muppett

So how can

12 Aug 04 - 09:40 AM (#1245734)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Sttaw Legend

harri Watts band

12 Aug 04 - 09:42 AM (#1245736)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: muppett

together then try

12 Aug 04 - 11:20 AM (#1245834)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,noddy

too quick for me

12 Aug 04 - 11:21 AM (#1245835)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,noddy

and my naff computer by

12 Aug 04 - 11:22 AM (#1245837)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,noddy

time i thought of something

12 Aug 04 - 11:22 AM (#1245838)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,noddy

it was too late. Damn!

12 Aug 04 - 12:14 PM (#1245898)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo

what shall we

12 Aug 04 - 12:23 PM (#1245905)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Schantieman

have for dinner?

12 Aug 04 - 12:24 PM (#1245907)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Schantieman

The tiger arrived.

12 Aug 04 - 12:24 PM (#1245908)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Schantieman

Satan's dog, too.

12 Aug 04 - 12:53 PM (#1245955)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo

they wag their

12 Aug 04 - 01:09 PM (#1245978)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo

and beg at

12 Aug 04 - 02:16 PM (#1246023)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST

the maid's feet

12 Aug 04 - 02:17 PM (#1246025)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST

currently in the

12 Aug 04 - 02:18 PM (#1246026)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST

witch doctor's cauldron

12 Aug 04 - 02:18 PM (#1246028)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo

for some scraps

12 Aug 04 - 02:19 PM (#1246029)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo

of left overs

12 Aug 04 - 02:20 PM (#1246032)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo

from the maid

12 Aug 04 - 02:21 PM (#1246034)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo

then they slept

12 Aug 04 - 02:22 PM (#1246035)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo

by the range.

12 Aug 04 - 02:22 PM (#1246036)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo

The next day

12 Aug 04 - 02:23 PM (#1246037)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo

satan and the

12 Aug 04 - 02:24 PM (#1246038)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo

tiger was out

12 Aug 04 - 02:24 PM (#1246039)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo

walking in the

12 Aug 04 - 02:25 PM (#1246041)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo

wher they found

12 Aug 04 - 03:19 PM (#1246082)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST

pirates brandishing swords

12 Aug 04 - 04:57 PM (#1246162)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,me

Yo Ho Ho

12 Aug 04 - 05:05 PM (#1246171)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Bill D

said the Bos'n

12 Aug 04 - 05:36 PM (#1246201)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo

let's get them

12 Aug 04 - 11:12 PM (#1246409)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,John O'Lennaine

to walk the

12 Aug 04 - 11:22 PM (#1246415)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

Cat and dog ate everyone
The End!

13 Aug 04 - 07:33 AM (#1246682)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,noddy

see! same again!

13 Aug 04 - 07:34 AM (#1246683)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,noddy

missed it again.

13 Aug 04 - 07:56 AM (#1246689)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo

Once upon a

13 Aug 04 - 08:23 AM (#1246708)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: muppett

Table top sale

13 Aug 04 - 08:26 AM (#1246711)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo

in the local

13 Aug 04 - 08:55 AM (#1246723)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: muppett

shop just around

13 Aug 04 - 08:56 AM (#1246724)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo

of the church

13 Aug 04 - 11:22 AM (#1246827)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Dave the Gnome

Sixteen vestal virgins

13 Aug 04 - 12:19 PM (#1246856)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,me

pole danced wildly

13 Aug 04 - 12:34 PM (#1246867)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo

round the alter

13 Aug 04 - 12:38 PM (#1246871)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: JennyO

wearing nothing but

13 Aug 04 - 12:41 PM (#1246874)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,me

snorkels and flippers

13 Aug 04 - 12:44 PM (#1246878)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo

when the vicar

13 Aug 04 - 04:56 PM (#1247040)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST

grabbed the actress

13 Aug 04 - 04:59 PM (#1247042)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Big Al Whittle

intoned more ded animals jOhn?

13 Aug 04 - 05:01 PM (#1247043)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo

said the bishop

13 Aug 04 - 05:03 PM (#1247046)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo

to the actress

13 Aug 04 - 05:04 PM (#1247048)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,me

with a sneer

13 Aug 04 - 05:07 PM (#1247049)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo

he said what

13 Aug 04 - 05:43 PM (#1247107)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,me

is the secret

13 Aug 04 - 05:48 PM (#1247114)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo

you tell me

13 Aug 04 - 06:01 PM (#1247125)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,me

it is forbidden

13 Aug 04 - 06:34 PM (#1247154)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Phot

But tis the

13 Aug 04 - 06:36 PM (#1247156)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo

the only way

13 Aug 04 - 06:54 PM (#1247177)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: SINSULL

to change a

13 Aug 04 - 06:55 PM (#1247178)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,me

to reach Nirvana

13 Aug 04 - 07:03 PM (#1247184)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo

in the U.S.A

13 Aug 04 - 07:13 PM (#1247191)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,me

is to drink

13 Aug 04 - 07:20 PM (#1247201)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo

what not water

13 Aug 04 - 07:22 PM (#1247203)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,me

No! not water

13 Aug 04 - 07:24 PM (#1247204)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo

what is it????

13 Aug 04 - 07:37 PM (#1247218)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,me

it is late

13 Aug 04 - 07:39 PM (#1247220)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo

what for now!!!!!

13 Aug 04 - 07:40 PM (#1247222)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,me

to perform magic

13 Aug 04 - 07:43 PM (#1247228)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo

magic?.What sort

13 Aug 04 - 08:07 PM (#1247253)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,me

the sort that

13 Aug 04 - 08:17 PM (#1247263)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo

that makes you

13 Aug 04 - 08:27 PM (#1247269)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,me

fly with birds

13 Aug 04 - 08:33 PM (#1247274)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo

that is brilliant

13 Aug 04 - 08:34 PM (#1247275)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo

idea,where shall

13 Aug 04 - 08:35 PM (#1247276)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo

we travel too

13 Aug 04 - 08:39 PM (#1247278)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: mcgrathof altcar

enter stage left:

13 Aug 04 - 08:40 PM (#1247280)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,me

Machu Picchu, ready?

14 Aug 04 - 04:04 PM (#1247699)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: fat B****rd

..or not , here I come.....

14 Aug 04 - 04:29 PM (#1247721)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo

where are you?.

14 Aug 04 - 04:31 PM (#1247724)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo

Here i am

14 Aug 04 - 04:32 PM (#1247726)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo

what you doing

14 Aug 04 - 04:33 PM (#1247727)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo

under the table

14 Aug 04 - 04:34 PM (#1247728)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo

been safe from

14 Aug 04 - 04:35 PM (#1247729)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo

hurricane Charley.who

14 Aug 04 - 04:35 PM (#1247730)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,me

On a tree

14 Aug 04 - 04:36 PM (#1247732)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo

coming inland again

14 Aug 04 - 04:38 PM (#1247734)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo

HELLO ME HAVENT HEARD FROM YOU ALL DAY,HOW ARE YOU?

14 Aug 04 - 04:41 PM (#1247736)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: SINSULL

I am fine.

14 Aug 04 - 06:15 PM (#1247741)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo

sorry i lost connection

16 Aug 04 - 11:12 AM (#1248673)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST

Suits you, Sir!

16 Aug 04 - 03:06 PM (#1248787)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: fat B****rd

To quote Johnny Depp "Just sell me a fucking suit"

17 Aug 04 - 07:51 AM (#1249277)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo

sorry sir we

17 Aug 04 - 07:52 AM (#1249278)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo

dont sell suits

17 Aug 04 - 07:58 AM (#1249282)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,noddy

we tell stories

17 Aug 04 - 07:58 AM (#1249283)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,noddy

Will ThaT DO?

17 Aug 04 - 08:27 AM (#1249301)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: muppett

No I want

17 Aug 04 - 08:52 AM (#1249308)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo

you cant have

17 Aug 04 - 08:58 AM (#1249311)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo

what we havent

17 Aug 04 - 08:59 AM (#1249312)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo

so go away

17 Aug 04 - 09:00 AM (#1249314)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,me

a long story

17 Aug 04 - 11:57 AM (#1249439)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,noddy

do you want

17 Aug 04 - 11:58 AM (#1249440)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,noddy

a tall story?

18 Aug 04 - 09:54 AM (#1250318)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: muppett

No but a

18 Aug 04 - 11:16 AM (#1250398)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST

thickly buttered muffin

18 Aug 04 - 11:54 AM (#1250441)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo

just been cooked

18 Aug 04 - 03:02 PM (#1250624)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: fat B****rd

untouched by human

18 Aug 04 - 03:24 PM (#1250648)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: SINSULL

feet would be

18 Aug 04 - 03:45 PM (#1250679)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,me

just the ticket.

19 Aug 04 - 02:02 PM (#1251048)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo

and very nice

19 Aug 04 - 05:01 PM (#1251284)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo

to smell too

19 Aug 04 - 05:07 PM (#1251294)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Cluin

with your nose

19 Aug 04 - 05:09 PM (#1251297)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Little Hawk

out of joint.

19 Aug 04 - 05:25 PM (#1251313)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo

smelling of bacon

19 Aug 04 - 05:33 PM (#1251324)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Cluin

fresh from the

19 Aug 04 - 05:35 PM (#1251327)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo

the frying pan

19 Aug 04 - 05:39 PM (#1251335)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Cluin

that the pervert

19 Aug 04 - 05:47 PM (#1251343)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo

had used before

19 Aug 04 - 05:55 PM (#1251354)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Cluin

the operation to

19 Aug 04 - 05:57 PM (#1251360)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo

ampute a head

20 Aug 04 - 04:15 AM (#1251710)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,noddy

of a giant

20 Aug 04 - 04:23 AM (#1251715)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo

the head was

20 Aug 04 - 09:44 AM (#1251940)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,noddy

big and scarey

20 Aug 04 - 10:34 AM (#1252011)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Cluin

rank and hairy

20 Aug 04 - 10:54 AM (#1252049)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Cluin

like Father O'Leary's

20 Aug 04 - 11:28 AM (#1252103)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,me

gender bendering canaries.

02 Sep 04 - 03:58 AM (#1262294)
Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

are going cheap!