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BS: Stupid question thread

12 Aug 04 - 09:20 AM (#1245718)
Subject: BS: Stupid question thread
From: dunkel_esel

I was thinking about cars today. And window wipers. And that led onto planes. And the stupid question then occoured to me - do planes have window wipers?

please can someone answer this since I really want to know!!

mj


12 Aug 04 - 09:29 AM (#1245725)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid question thread
From: jeffp

I believe that they do.


12 Aug 04 - 09:32 AM (#1245727)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid question thread
From: wysiwyg

Not for the passengers tho.

~S~


12 Aug 04 - 09:37 AM (#1245731)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid question thread
From: Sttaw Legend

Why don't they make planes out of the same material as the black box.


12 Aug 04 - 09:42 AM (#1245737)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid question thread
From: The Fooles Troupe

Why isn't this in the TOMSQT?


12 Aug 04 - 09:43 AM (#1245738)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid question thread
From: muppett

And why do the toilets have frosted glass


12 Aug 04 - 09:44 AM (#1245739)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid question thread
From: Amos

Yes, planes haver wipers on the front.

Black box material is the wrong weight/strength ratio for plane bodies, man.

A


12 Aug 04 - 09:44 AM (#1245740)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid question thread
From: Snuffy

Foolestroupe

Now that IS a stupid question.


12 Aug 04 - 09:46 AM (#1245742)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid question thread
From: Snuffy

And Susan, cars don't have wipers on the side windows either


12 Aug 04 - 01:53 PM (#1246015)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid question thread
From: GUEST,Larry K

What happens when a rocket ship going the speed of light turns on its headlihgts?


12 Aug 04 - 01:56 PM (#1246018)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid question thread
From: Once Famous

What happens to a guy's dick when he has a sex change operation? It is chilling to know that is either in a box, incinerated, or now attached to some chick who thought she should be born with one.


12 Aug 04 - 02:29 PM (#1246043)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid question thread
From: GUEST,Blackcatter

MG - that's what they make black boxes out of.


12 Aug 04 - 02:53 PM (#1246062)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid question thread
From: freightdawg

Actually, some aircraft have windshield wipers, some do not. Aircraft designed to fly extremely fast, or alternatively, very cheaply, do not. Rain, snow, etc. is simply sheeted off of the windshield. In aircraft that are called on to fly in icing conditions (all commercial aircraft, many others) have heated windshields to melt off ice. Wipers and the mechanism that operates them are expensive, and prone to breaking at high speeds. Therefore they must be very sturdy, ergo, very expensive. Commercial jets that have wipers use them only on the ground where the droplets of water are not blown off

Speed is a wonderful thing.

Freightdawg (flying little planes is my job.)


12 Aug 04 - 04:58 PM (#1246164)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid question thread
From: Once Famous

Blackcatter, I thought those were only made of ones from Afro-Americans.

BTW, seeing that Afro-Americans is now the politically correct term to use, what are black people called in Britian? Afro-British? Are their Afro-French? Afro-Italians? Afro-Australians? Afro-canadians? Afro-Swiss?


12 Aug 04 - 08:18 PM (#1246311)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid question thread
From: kendall

No one ever calls me an Anglo American


12 Aug 04 - 08:26 PM (#1246327)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid question thread
From: GUEST,So deeply hurt I oughta sue!

Now YOU have hurt me, Martin Gibson! You are making light of matters which I take very, very seriously. You are an offensive swine, and you richly deserve to be in the Mudcat Inner Clique. I loath you. I hope you are assaulted by rabid weasels!


12 Aug 04 - 08:44 PM (#1246347)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid question thread
From: Bobert

Like what's to see anyway! 99% of flying is lookin' out the side windows, if at all. Shoot, most of it's lookin' down down at yer danged lap at a chart and navigatin' and the only time you really use the winsheild is taxi-ing, takin' off and linin' up yer landings. Now the commercial jets is different since the plane flies itself purdy much, lands itself and the pilot has to do is tap the brakes at the end of the flight and look real smart walking thru the airport..

Awww, jus' funnin... Kind of...

So really, wipers are purdy useless other than fir taxi-in'. I mean like what you gonna run into?

Bobert


12 Aug 04 - 08:56 PM (#1246353)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid question thread
From: Little Hawk

Ducks, Bobert! You need them heavy duty wipers to scrape the ducks off the windshield.


12 Aug 04 - 09:03 PM (#1246358)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid question thread
From: Bobert

Well gol danged, LH. That is one of the few purposes of the windsheild in the danged things. Fir duckin' ducks... and other airplanes...

As fir Cesnas, them ducks ain't got a lot of windshield stickin' power after a the early 1st round knock out by the prop...

Bobert


13 Aug 04 - 12:15 AM (#1246446)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid question thread
From: Once Famous

Guest, So deeply Hurt, etc.

Man have you got it wrong. I am so willfully out of the Mudcat Inner Clique that it might just be the reason why I joined this place. Why are you hurt so bad? Is it those hemmoroids acting up again? Stop eating all of that spicy food and you won't feel like you sat on a torch.

BTW, we do not have rabid weasels here in Chicago. Weasels are British aren't they?


13 Aug 04 - 12:46 AM (#1246463)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid question thread
From: GUEST

You are definitely a rabid weasel MG.


13 Aug 04 - 12:53 AM (#1246469)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid question thread
From: Peace

Martin, they probably make Nazis out of 'em.


13 Aug 04 - 03:58 AM (#1246561)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid question thread
From: Roger the Skiffler

What's an occasional table the rest of the time?
Why is there only one Monopolies Commission?
Why do plane lifejackets have a little whistle? If they didn't hear the plane crash....
etc etc

RtS
(Why was I born so beautiful...?)


13 Aug 04 - 08:05 AM (#1246700)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid question thread
From: The Fooles Troupe

Why was he born at all?


13 Aug 04 - 08:08 AM (#1246703)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid question thread
From: The Fooles Troupe

If The Oil will run out, should we run out after it?


13 Aug 04 - 09:47 AM (#1246766)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid question thread
From: Roger the Skiffler

Where do you go to, my lovely?
What kind of fool am I? (!)
Is it true what they say about Dixie? (not to mention,Trixi, Fifi and Bubbles)?
Who put the Lam in the Bamalamadingdong?
How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm?
Why do the birds go on singing? Why do these eyes of mine cry?

RtS
(why DO I bother?!)


13 Aug 04 - 09:54 AM (#1246775)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid question thread
From: Once Famous

"If The Oil will run out, should we run out after it?"

Ha ha ha
Hee hee hee

Acchhhhh, ptui!


13 Aug 04 - 10:05 AM (#1246783)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid question thread
From: GUEST,me

Bless you.


13 Aug 04 - 10:09 AM (#1246788)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid question thread
From: Once Famous

That wasn't a sneeze, but a big phlegm ball.

What release!


13 Aug 04 - 12:23 PM (#1246858)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid question thread
From: GUEST

In that case, "Blow it out ya ass motorcycle man."


14 Aug 04 - 12:12 AM (#1247375)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid question thread
From: The Fooles Troupe

Do Christian Musos play Crosspicking Guitar?


14 Aug 04 - 12:27 AM (#1247380)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid question thread
From: Little Hawk

Can I get a good guitar under $50?


14 Aug 04 - 01:10 AM (#1247392)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid question thread
From: Shanghaiceltic

Can I buy condoms from a Catholic barber?
Why do you laugh when you get tickled, it isn't funny?
Why is it called a monkey wrench? It is used by monkeys or invented by them?


14 Aug 04 - 02:29 AM (#1247412)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid question thread
From: Bert

Why do you bother RtS?

Well I laughed. Hope that helps.


14 Aug 04 - 03:59 PM (#1247695)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid question thread
From: fat B****rd

Who's been bothering my mate RTS ??