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Lyr Add: Passport

22 Sep 04 - 08:35 PM (#1278742)
Subject: Lyr Add: Passport
From: GUEST,Ukraine

I have found passport of US man. For a small consideration I could give it back.Reply,owner, if you see the add. ralexr888@yahoo.com


22 Sep 04 - 09:16 PM (#1278763)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Passport
From: Charley Noble

Do I need to post my bank account?

Charley Noble


23 Sep 04 - 12:01 AM (#1278841)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Passport
From: Ebbie

Of course you must, Charley Noble. But he just wants to be sure he is dealing with an honest man. Honest.


23 Sep 04 - 12:52 AM (#1278859)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Passport
From: The Fooles Troupe

Ah, This one should have gone in The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages

ROFL...

But on second thoughts, it could be the INS fishing for a crook who wants a fake passport.... gotta catch them pesky terrorists, man!

This is a Lyric Add thread: so WHERE'S DA SONG!!!!!


23 Sep 04 - 09:54 PM (#1279536)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Passport
From: Charley Noble

Who's been here since I've been gone,
Ukraine man with a trenchcoat on;
Ukraine man with a trenchcoat on,
Ukraine man with a trenchcoat on,
Ukraine man with a trenchcoat on
Ukraine man with a trenchcoat on!

Cheerily,
Charley Noble


24 Sep 04 - 06:50 AM (#1279778)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Passport
From: McGrath of Harlow

Poor Yank has lost his passport,
Poor Yank has lost his passport
Poor Yank has lost his passport,
But Ivan sort it out.

For Ivan found that passport
For Ivan found that passport
For Ivan found that passport
So Ivan sort it out.

Just send a little money
Just send a little money
Just send a little money
And Ivan sort it out.

And send your credit number
And send your credit number
And send your credit number
And Ivan sort it out.

Poor Yank has lost his passport,
And Yank has lost his money
And Yank has lost his credit,
Yes, Ivan sort it out.


24 Sep 04 - 06:55 AM (#1279783)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Passport
From: George Papavgeris

LOL, McGrath!


24 Sep 04 - 08:38 AM (#1279862)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Passport
From: Charley Noble

Excellent work, McGrath, but shouldn't you include your credit card information?

Cheerily,
Charley Noble


24 Sep 04 - 02:15 PM (#1280176)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Passport
From: The Fooles Troupe

"credit number" scans...

I think we should ask to get this moved back above the line if this level of creativity holds out...


24 Sep 04 - 02:27 PM (#1280192)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Passport
From: Pogo

hey you could be starting a whole new CD collection here (for those with the composing/performing skills to rise to the challenge)

Songs of The Spam Messengers...A 42 CD collection yes 42 songs on 42 CDs...Includes " Rich And Lonely In Nigeria " " I WaNNa BeE UR XXX~ViaGRA MaaN~XXX " " Prayer Chain Blues " " Teens Gone Wild Jungle Boo-Ga-Loo "...and many many more

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