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02 Nov 04 - 06:38 AM (#1313982) Subject: BS: National Celibacy Day in the USA From: GUEST,David Edwards Don't forget, today is National Celibacy Day in the good 'ol US of A, which means no dick and no bush. |
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02 Nov 04 - 07:38 AM (#1314006) Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA From: GUEST F*@K that |
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02 Nov 04 - 08:25 AM (#1314024) Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA From: GUEST,Sooz (at work) One day isn't enough. |
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02 Nov 04 - 08:57 AM (#1314040) Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA From: GUEST,Mingulay Sorry,I thought it said National Celery Day! It is about vegetables though, isn't it? |
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02 Nov 04 - 09:24 AM (#1314067) Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA From: Rapparee "Celibate, celibate! Dance to the music!" |
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02 Nov 04 - 09:42 AM (#1314085) Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA From: John MacKenzie Can't even 'Go fuck youselves' then? Giok |
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02 Nov 04 - 09:46 AM (#1314090) Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA From: Rapparee Oh, dear! Whatever will the politicians do? They can't even screw the country! |
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02 Nov 04 - 10:10 AM (#1314107) Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA From: The Fooles Troupe Gee Whiz! So much for thinking Yanks are just a bunch of Perpetual W.... |
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02 Nov 04 - 10:17 AM (#1314116) Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA From: Alba Sorry I thought the Thread said National Celebrity Day. celibacy...what's that..:>) Jude |
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02 Nov 04 - 10:17 AM (#1314117) Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA From: GUEST,marks I great idea, but impractical in precincts populated by large numbers of ethnic Chinese. They all think today is erection day. |
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02 Nov 04 - 10:43 AM (#1314132) Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA From: MBSLynne Well Sooz...if one day isn't enough you can have mine! Love Lynne |
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02 Nov 04 - 10:48 AM (#1314136) Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA From: GUEST,Mingulay What are we supposed to calibrate? |
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02 Nov 04 - 10:52 AM (#1314140) Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA From: GUEST,Sooz (at work) More celibate Americans = less of them to make a furore next time they need to elect a president! (Well eventually...) It isn't National Celibacy Day here in UK! |
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02 Nov 04 - 11:06 AM (#1314149) Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA From: GUEST,Mingulay Are you sure Sooz? Just me then. |
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02 Nov 04 - 11:35 AM (#1314176) Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA From: Little Hawk No, Marks, it is the Japanese who think it's "erection" day. The Chinese have no difficulty whatsoever pronouncing the letter "l", as should be clear from the fact that "Lee" is a very common Chinese name. "R" is the one sound we make that the Chinese have difficulty with. National celibacy day is a great energy-saving idea. I'm all for it. |
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02 Nov 04 - 11:38 AM (#1314183) Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA From: GUEST,Mingulay Save energy - Fart in a money box! |
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02 Nov 04 - 01:30 PM (#1314319) Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA From: Blissfully Ignorant National celibacy day? If they ever try to introduce one over here, i shall organise a massive orgy in protest and hand out National Shagging Day pamphlets. So there! :) |
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02 Nov 04 - 01:36 PM (#1314330) Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA From: GUEST Bend over, America. |
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02 Nov 04 - 01:42 PM (#1314337) Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA From: John MacKenzie So the Chinese wake up with an election? Giok |
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02 Nov 04 - 01:46 PM (#1314340) Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA From: Richard Bridge You want celibacy day? Get married. |
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02 Nov 04 - 03:49 PM (#1314448) Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA From: MBSLynne Oh Blissfully Ignorant!!! I think this should be the first project for our club....let's have a national shagging day anyway! We don't have to have the celibacy day first!!!! Love Lynne |
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02 Nov 04 - 04:04 PM (#1314462) Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA From: Little Hawk That is correct, Giok. :-) |
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02 Nov 04 - 04:53 PM (#1314501) Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA From: Bill D TODAY is celibacy day?? Oh, wow...too late....you shoulda reminded me sooner.. |
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02 Nov 04 - 07:08 PM (#1314631) Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA From: Rustic Rebel Does that mean people who are celibate get their holiday, honorary piece of ass today? |
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02 Nov 04 - 07:21 PM (#1314642) Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA From: GUEST,MarkS Little Hawk Japanese - Chinese - What is the diffelence? |
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02 Nov 04 - 11:58 PM (#1314773) Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA From: Shanghaiceltic Chinese can pronounce R and L, Japanese cannot pronounce the L sound but can pronounce the R sound. Happy Ceribacy Day! |
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03 Nov 04 - 01:23 AM (#1314828) Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA From: Peace What's to celibate? I don't get it. |
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03 Nov 04 - 01:24 AM (#1314829) Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA From: Peace And because I don't get it, does that mean I am? Or should? |
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03 Nov 04 - 04:49 AM (#1314953) Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA From: John MacKenzie I'm depraved on account of the fact I'm deprived.(West Side Story) Giok |
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03 Nov 04 - 07:55 AM (#1315051) Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA From: GUEST,Mr Red Sorry not up to it |
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03 Nov 04 - 09:27 AM (#1315150) Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA From: John MacKenzie I tried but something stopped me, I think someone's got it in for me! Giok |
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03 Nov 04 - 10:24 AM (#1315213) Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA From: GUEST,CrazyEddie Japanese - Chinese - What is the diffelence? Goldberg, Greenberg, Iceburg, what's the difference? |
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03 Nov 04 - 10:40 AM (#1315237) Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA From: John MacKenzie Cos one's a lettuce. Giok |
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03 Nov 04 - 10:15 PM (#1315949) Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA From: Ooh-Aah2 If only Americans would have national celibacy century. The nice ones would ignore it and survive, the bible-thrashers would die out (with blue balls and gritted teeth). |
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04 Nov 04 - 02:38 AM (#1316092) Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA From: Gurney Celibacy Day? What? Joking aside, who is trying to prove what? Virtually everyone can manage one day, and who will that help? How about gigalos and whores, is it a compulsary holiday? Dr. "Its not too bad, miss Fifi. A day on your feet, and we'll have you back on your back again." |
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04 Nov 04 - 02:44 AM (#1316093) Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA From: chris nightbird childs Shag Day... yes. Celibacy Day... no. |
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04 Nov 04 - 09:48 AM (#1316386) Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA From: Mr Red Shag day? someone would make a pile! |
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04 Nov 04 - 10:36 AM (#1316449) Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA From: harpgirl everyday is ...... |
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04 Nov 04 - 08:32 PM (#1317095) Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA From: Blissfully Ignorant It's official...National Shagging Day is upon us! The committee has decided that every day should be National Shagging Day... So come on, ladies and gentlemen, grab a partner, whip out your bits, and get those bed-springs bouncing! No bed? No excuses! Do it on the table! This has been a pubic service announcment brought to you by BI inc., purveyors of fine contraceptive devices and baby bottles since 1911! |
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05 Nov 04 - 05:02 AM (#1317433) Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA From: Liz the Squeak I don't get it either..... : [ LTS |
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05 Nov 04 - 05:10 AM (#1317445) Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA From: fat B****rd Yeah...but she did a fine job on Goldfinger. Why shouldn't she have her own day ?? |
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05 Nov 04 - 05:14 AM (#1317447) Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA From: Peace Not this year, dear, I have a headache. |
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05 Nov 04 - 06:42 AM (#1317509) Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA From: GUEST,Seaking Where I am EVERY day is Celibacy day |
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05 Nov 04 - 06:51 AM (#1317516) Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA From: Sttaw Legend Shake your lettuce! |
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05 Nov 04 - 06:57 AM (#1317522) Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA From: GUEST,Virginia As its national shaggin day every day, its our civic duty to help those less fortunate than ourselves, so, Seaking can i give you a hand? (if you see what I mean!) V |
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05 Nov 04 - 09:42 AM (#1317645) Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA From: GUEST,Seaking Thanks Virginia but applause will not be necessary.. |
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05 Nov 04 - 10:19 AM (#1317702) Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA From: GUEST,Virginia Depends how good a job youdo. You might gat a standing ovation! V |
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05 Nov 04 - 12:05 PM (#1317858) Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA From: GUEST,Nicholas Is there a clap joke here somewhere ? |
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05 Nov 04 - 12:12 PM (#1317872) Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA From: Cluin Celibacy won't catch on. They don't reproduce. I have celibacy days all the time. Never by choice or plan; they just work out that way. And they're opposed by Shagging Days. It's a pretty even split. |
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05 Nov 04 - 12:53 PM (#1317932) Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA From: John MacKenzie It'll be slow hand clap Nicholas. ;~) Giok |
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05 Nov 04 - 06:06 PM (#1318291) Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA From: MBSLynne brucie...guess what the best cure for a headache is......? |
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05 Nov 04 - 08:05 PM (#1318402) Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA From: Cluin Especially those Sperm Retention Headeaches*. (* a term used by an old girlfriend sick of being asked if she was "Pee Em Essing" every time she wasn't smiling) |
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05 Nov 04 - 08:27 PM (#1318420) Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA From: Liz the Squeak Nope.... still don't get it. LTS |
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06 Nov 04 - 04:42 AM (#1318654) Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA From: fat B****rd ..Shirley Bassey Day !! Geddit ?? This from non-iner circle and big chip on shoulder fB. |
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06 Nov 04 - 07:01 AM (#1318706) Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA From: GUEST,Chris B (Born Again Scouser) National Celibacy Day? Fuck that.... |
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06 Nov 04 - 11:48 AM (#1318838) Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA From: GUEST,Nicholas Is that Chris B Duck ? |
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06 Nov 04 - 04:50 PM (#1319058) Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA From: Peace NCD: So, if it is NCD in the US, why the hell have I been celebrating it in Canada? No friggin' wonder I have a headache. |