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02 Nov 04 - 05:29 PM (#1314537) Subject: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Once Famous They are even more fun at 50! |
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02 Nov 04 - 05:31 PM (#1314540) Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Cluin 50 degrees? I can do much better than that. |
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02 Nov 04 - 05:32 PM (#1314543) Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Once Famous No, on the 50 yard line. |
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02 Nov 04 - 05:40 PM (#1314550) Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: PoppaGator 50 -- all in one day? |
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02 Nov 04 - 05:40 PM (#1314551) Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Ebbie "The Erection- Your Thoughts" They are even more fun at 50!" Martin Gibson No, Cluin, MG is obviously referring to the thoughts being more fun at age 50. |
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02 Nov 04 - 05:46 PM (#1314554) Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Little Hawk (Shrug) Erections are fine, but they don't impress me nearly as much as female orgasms. |
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02 Nov 04 - 05:54 PM (#1314557) Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Once Famous true, female orgasms are a marvelous thing to behold. However, it is much "harder" for a man to fake one than a female. |
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02 Nov 04 - 05:55 PM (#1314558) Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Cluin Or UFOs, or Bigfoot, or the Loch Ness Monster, or Spontaneous Human Combustion, or the Chupacabra, or... |
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02 Nov 04 - 05:59 PM (#1314561) Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: The Fooles Troupe As long as it doesn't fall down - Occ Health & Safety issues you see.... |
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02 Nov 04 - 06:33 PM (#1314588) Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: MBSLynne A wonderful invention is all I can say.... |
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02 Nov 04 - 06:36 PM (#1314590) Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Peace I am in favour of 'equality of the sexes'. Therefore, I want multiple orgasms for men, now. |
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02 Nov 04 - 06:37 PM (#1314591) Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: chris nightbird childs It's a BIG one this year!! |
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02 Nov 04 - 06:37 PM (#1314592) Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Peace Just struck me: Will this be a fast-growing thread? |
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02 Nov 04 - 06:38 PM (#1314596) Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Peace Don't let it go to your head. |
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02 Nov 04 - 06:38 PM (#1314597) Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Sttaw Legend Things are looking up....time for bed said Zebedee who was about to get into a sticky situation. |
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02 Nov 04 - 07:05 PM (#1314628) Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Rapparee "You went to Niagra Falls on your honeymoon?! How was it??" "More like Viagra fails." |
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02 Nov 04 - 07:16 PM (#1314637) Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Little Hawk Multiple orgasms for men is an idea I have always been in favour of. |
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02 Nov 04 - 07:24 PM (#1314643) Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: GUEST,MarkS |
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02 Nov 04 - 07:24 PM (#1314644) Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: GUEST,marks |
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02 Nov 04 - 07:26 PM (#1314645) Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: GUEST,MarkS Oops - forgot the post twice. The multi-orgasm idea had me too worked up! |
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02 Nov 04 - 07:34 PM (#1314649) Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Little Hawk 'Tis a consumation devoutly to be wished... |
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02 Nov 04 - 08:09 PM (#1314663) Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Rapparee This is a long-standing phallacy. |
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02 Nov 04 - 08:19 PM (#1314677) Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Liz the Squeak Shame it's only the thread that grows longer each time..... LTS |
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02 Nov 04 - 10:18 PM (#1314718) Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Stilly River Sage Multiple orgasms--ah, yes. (Dream on, guys!) ,-D |
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02 Nov 04 - 10:52 PM (#1314739) Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Bill D I have multiple orgasms! There was May...June...July..September... |
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02 Nov 04 - 10:57 PM (#1314741) Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Little Hawk I think it means several in the space of say, a few minutes...or an hour...or something like that. |
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02 Nov 04 - 11:00 PM (#1314744) Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Peace Minutes, LH, minutes. What I have in mind is a revolutionary breakthrough in THE MALE ORGASM. Men have sex changes and then enjoy the benefits accrued from the MULTIPLE ORGASM. Piece of mined; multitask; the list goes starboard. |
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02 Nov 04 - 11:13 PM (#1314748) Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Shanghaiceltic Damn I thought this was about Japanese politics. |
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02 Nov 04 - 11:31 PM (#1314754) Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Peace Well, ya gotta stand up and be counted, ahem. |
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02 Nov 04 - 11:49 PM (#1314760) Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Once Famous No many chicks on this thread. Do you think they have trouble relating to the topic? |
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02 Nov 04 - 11:51 PM (#1314762) Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Little Hawk They're probably just not immature enough to be bothered, Martin. That vital job is up to us men! |
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02 Nov 04 - 11:57 PM (#1314771) Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Peace Yeah. Ya gotta hand it to 'em. |
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03 Nov 04 - 12:04 AM (#1314779) Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Rapparee LtS is male? Does she know this? |
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03 Nov 04 - 01:31 AM (#1314831) Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Peace This topic has its ups and downs. |
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03 Nov 04 - 01:48 AM (#1314837) Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: momnopp I vote YES. :-D |
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03 Nov 04 - 02:40 AM (#1314862) Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: MBSLynne Come on Martin (Ooops, sorry!) you should have known I'd turn up here! Blissfully Ignorant will be along soon I'm sure! Love Lynne |
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03 Nov 04 - 02:41 AM (#1314863) Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: MBSLynne Multiple orgasms for men? I'm working on it guys....*purr* |
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03 Nov 04 - 02:52 AM (#1314869) Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: el_punkoid_nouveau Martin - I think I might be a bit surprised if MBSL turned out to be male! ;-} Being innocent and pure minded myself, I wondered if this was about some new statue - but then a thing's a phallic symbol if it's longer than it's wide! epn |
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03 Nov 04 - 03:32 AM (#1314892) Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Liz the Squeak I'm a bloke? Blimey, that explains why I've not had any for years.... I've been wearing the wrong Tshirt. Trouble is, I notice a distinct lack of scratchables..... LTS |
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03 Nov 04 - 08:11 AM (#1315068) Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Bill D "Once a King, always a King, but once a Knight's enough." no, wait......... |
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03 Nov 04 - 08:17 AM (#1315073) Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: freda underhill an election in China? news to me. |
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03 Nov 04 - 08:27 AM (#1315085) Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: freda underhill whats the big deal about multiple o's - doesn't everyone have them? |
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03 Nov 04 - 08:42 AM (#1315104) Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: *daylia* Multiple orgasms for men? But but but .... if the little head were to indulge it's insatiable appetites by pumping out more fluids on a regular basis, wouldn't the big head get dehydrated? The brain might then beCOME a skullfull of concrete mix! Hmmm ... it might work out ok if a hole was drilled through the top of the big head first (closely resembling the configuration on the little head). That way, you could just take a garden hose and add water after the show - (if you really wanted to restore your man's "normal" functioning, that is). |
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03 Nov 04 - 08:54 AM (#1315119) Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Little Hawk No. The trick is to have the orgasms but not ejaculate. I've read about it in Taoist writings. Then you don't get dehydrated or worn out. It ain't easy, though. It seems to require a great deal of esoteric training to master the technique, and I bet there isn't one man in 100,000 who's done it, specially in the West. (sigh) We're all amateurs really... |
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03 Nov 04 - 08:58 AM (#1315123) Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Bill D the sad truth is, we men are generally deprived because of evolution....if we were able to 'carry on' indefinately, we would forget to hunt, eat, sleep..etc.. when mice had electrodes implanted in the brain area that stimulates orgasm and learned there was a switch they could push to trigger it, they ignored their food... |
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03 Nov 04 - 09:37 AM (#1315161) Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Dave the Gnome Multiple orgasms for men? Come again... I went to the docs and asked him to lower my sex drive. He said it's all in the mind. I said I know, that's why I want it lowering. :D |
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03 Nov 04 - 10:16 AM (#1315205) Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: MBSLynne There's only one answer....keep practising! |
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03 Nov 04 - 01:43 PM (#1315462) Subject: are we having fun yet? From: Mr Red or get up to a few Tan Tricks? Tantrix ....... by numbers............ wait for it laddie ......... wait for it. |
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03 Nov 04 - 01:48 PM (#1315468) Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: MBSLynne Mr Red, that's funnier than you realize from my point of view!! Love Lynne |
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03 Nov 04 - 03:02 PM (#1315539) Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: annamill Erections.. there kinda nice to have around the house. Love (YES!!) Annamill (definitely female) |
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03 Nov 04 - 03:09 PM (#1315546) Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: *daylia* Good News guys! Maybe those o O O's ain't so *hard* to *come* by after all! Just check out these enticing chapter titles - "The Proof is in Your Pants", "Know Thyself", "Satisfaction Guaranteed", even the ultra-thoughtful "Before You Call the Plumber". The book is so effective one reviewer says he even failed his final exams over it! Who could ask for more? So don't hold back (uh, at least not at this particular time) daylia PS Little Hawk let me know if and when you finally master the .... oh never mind .... |
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03 Nov 04 - 03:43 PM (#1315591) Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Peace Come, come, come, come, Come to the . . . |
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03 Nov 04 - 04:13 PM (#1315613) Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: freda underhill rubber bands. |
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03 Nov 04 - 04:57 PM (#1315653) Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Rabbi-Sol It's not how long you make it. It's how you make it long. SOL ZELLER |
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03 Nov 04 - 06:54 PM (#1315769) Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Liz the Squeak A good man is hard to find, and vice versa..... LTS |
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03 Nov 04 - 07:04 PM (#1315783) Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: GUEST,Cluin @ girlfriend's I'm in favour of erections. Except when you wake up and have to pee really badly and are hard enough to drive nails. That ain't no fun. The only time it's not a problem is camping... then you just slip out behind the tent and try and wet down the squirrel on the branch above you. |
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03 Nov 04 - 09:15 PM (#1315898) Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Peace It's hard to be good . . . but it's gotta be hard to be good. |
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04 Nov 04 - 12:51 PM (#1316604) Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: annamill Brucie, it's good to be hard! |
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04 Nov 04 - 05:37 PM (#1316917) Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Cluin Straight up! |
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04 Nov 04 - 05:56 PM (#1316935) Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Peace LOL,both. |
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05 Nov 04 - 12:33 AM (#1317257) Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Blissfully Ignorant Well, it was exciting while it lasted, but it ended with a bit of an anti-climax...oh, sorry, you said eRection... Nah, still holds! :0) |
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05 Nov 04 - 12:34 AM (#1317258) Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Peace The CN Tower is the principle erection in Toronto. |
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05 Nov 04 - 12:35 AM (#1317260) Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Peace Next time I 'get it up' I will have it bronzed. |
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05 Nov 04 - 05:29 AM (#1317464) Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Dave the Gnome Bloody 'ell, Cluin. You brought back memories there. I have found as I get older I get stronger. When I was young and had an erection I couldn't bend it. Now I am older I find it very easy... :D |
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05 Nov 04 - 05:33 AM (#1317470) Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Liz the Squeak Ah... you know you are getting old when you have to stand on your head to pee in your eye. LTS |
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05 Nov 04 - 07:05 AM (#1317530) Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: MBSLynne Lololol Dave the Gnome! |
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05 Nov 04 - 10:33 AM (#1317721) Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: GUEST,Charlie Chan The Erection - Bush won dirrent he ?? - enough said Charlie Chan |
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06 Jul 05 - 04:02 PM (#1516418) Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: gnu Are you calling him the Big Prick? |
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06 Jul 05 - 04:37 PM (#1516448) Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Amos Erections and thoughts are not usually seen together. The last erection winner is proof positive -- hasn't had a thought to call his own since Daddy bought him a baseball club. A |
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06 Jul 05 - 07:34 PM (#1516555) Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Bill D enquiring minds...(well, one, anyway) want to know why this was revived, gnu....and with a cryptic remark |
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06 Jul 05 - 07:40 PM (#1516556) Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Dead Horse Bugger multiple o's for men (should I rephrase that?) I would be happy with just the one. I am taking pills at the moment which have an unfortunate side effect - delayed or absent ejaculation. I get stiff and stay that way until I lose interest and fall asleep. Form a line girls..... |
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06 Jul 05 - 08:34 PM (#1516597) Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: gnu Bill D... because it was referred to in another thread earlier today as being a great thread and I missed the thread when it was on the go and I thought the "cryptic" remark wasn't so cryptic. Oh... I just caught your drift... no, I'm not a cocksucker... sorry. |
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07 Jul 05 - 03:09 AM (#1516682) Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: John MacKenzie What were those pills called again? G. o|o --- |
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07 Jul 05 - 03:43 AM (#1516697) Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Liz the Squeak Dead - will you still be taking them in August? Manitas is away for a week and I have some holiday owing....... : ) LTS |
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07 Jul 05 - 04:25 AM (#1516717) Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: John MacKenzie I only need them to stop me rolling out of bed you know! G.. [Liz, stop playing hard-to-get] |
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07 Jul 05 - 04:29 AM (#1516719) Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: freda underhill gawd.. |
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07 Jul 05 - 06:18 AM (#1516768) Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: gnu Gawd damn or thank Gawd? |
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07 Jul 05 - 09:55 AM (#1516971) Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Liz the Squeak It's not me that's hard..... LTS |
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07 Jul 05 - 10:11 AM (#1516995) Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: GUEST,Joe_F The youth who attend picture-palaces Have no use for psychoanalysis. Altho Dr Freud Is distinctly annoyed, They cling to their long-standing fallacies. --- Joe Fineman joe_f@verizon.net ||: Don't be childish. The children might hear you. :|| |
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07 Jul 05 - 10:19 AM (#1517006) Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: GUEST,Joe_F The Hermit: http://www.mudcat.org/@displaysong.cfm?SongID=6443 --- Joe Fineman joe_f@verizon.net ||: The unlived life is not worth examining. :|| |
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08 Jul 05 - 02:00 AM (#1517724) Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: dianavan My mother said that the most important thing to a man is his erection and that no matter how old they get, they never stop thinking about it. After reading this, I am convinced she is right. More ancient understandings from good ol' mom. ...and they try to dismiss this type of wisdom as 'old wives tales'! |
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08 Jul 05 - 03:42 AM (#1517770) Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: John MacKenzie What did Frued call it? G. ¦¬] |
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08 Jul 05 - 06:18 AM (#1517827) Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: gnu Then, would an old man's errection be called "an old wive's tail"? |
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08 Jul 05 - 06:36 AM (#1517838) Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Wilfried Schaum How will I be able to smuggle it into town? |
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08 Jul 05 - 07:53 AM (#1517894) Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: colmbanus I'd love to be able to rise to the occasion |
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08 Jul 05 - 08:51 AM (#1517938) Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: GUEST,A regular, hiding.... So she wants more: Lawyer: "But no-one ever wants to get screwed by a lawyer twice..." Builder: "That'll be a whole new job love, I can't fit you in until next thursday." Engineer: "What was wrong with the first one? I can have a redesigned version in a few months." Politician: "If I just tell you I've had another, you'll never notice the difference." Union Leader: "If we start performing twice each, it'll be taking away our collegues jobs. And we want the right to have a smoke in silence afterwards!" A very close family: "But I'm tired form you sister earlier dear." Remote islander: "But I'm tired from the sheep earlier dear." Any more with any more? |
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08 Jul 05 - 04:32 PM (#1518300) Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: buttonbox keep it up! |
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08 Jul 05 - 04:40 PM (#1518310) Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Donuel Islamic architecture has erected the most erections in the world. |
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08 Jul 05 - 04:49 PM (#1518325) Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Little Hawk There is a good deal of truth to what your mother said, Dianavan. Still, sexual abstinence is practiced by some of the happiest people in the World...people who have mastered advanced spiritual awareness...but they're not what you'd call conventional people in an average state of mind. Still others may abstain generally, but not have any strict rule about it one way or another...they just don't feel a regular "need" for it, that's all. It becomes merely optional, like eating pineapples or playing frisbee. Myself, I'm not quite that detached yet, however. I still long to assist various nice women in having a simply marvelous time, and will do what I can to help them in that direction if they are so inclined. For such purposes, an erection can indeed be useful, so I'm in favour of more and better erections whenever they are required. |
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08 Jul 05 - 05:41 PM (#1518370) Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: gnu Sooo, you like to return the favour. |
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08 Jul 05 - 07:12 PM (#1518445) Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Little Hawk Do I ever...I aim to please. |
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08 Jul 05 - 07:22 PM (#1518461) Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: gnu Sooo, you might say, you're spot on. |
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08 Jul 05 - 07:23 PM (#1518463) Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: gnu Has this thread taken the inverse diRECTION? |
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08 Jul 05 - 07:47 PM (#1518486) Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Amos Gnu: So now you're going to start a thread about moisture? A |
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08 Jul 05 - 08:23 PM (#1518518) Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Azizi This action has been going on for a looong time. Come on, #100! |
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08 Jul 05 - 08:25 PM (#1518519) Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Azizi After all, seeing is believing. And feeling is even more so. Not to mention any other senses. |
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09 Jul 05 - 06:59 AM (#1518810) Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: gnu Come to your senses. |
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09 Jul 05 - 08:30 AM (#1518844) Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: GUEST,wombat It takes but a minor inspection of any unfolding erection to come to the only conclusion an erection is a passing illusion. it may spring to a heady attention then sag with exhaustion and bow it rises in time at a mention of an undulating soil for its plough it may seek to dominate the sky or to burrow the deepest warm earth we watch and we wonder just why its an object of derision, or mirth some of us fear its potential to dominate, assert and deliver not just in the bedroom, but the boardroom it sends our sensations aquiver yet i say, great erection, you are just a part of a moving contraction without a receptacle you fail to be part of that multiple action the four legged monster is able to achieve the great depths and the heights two legged, you are but a fable with no one to turn out the lights. sleep easy, erection you're but a reflection of that testy old testosteroni a quirk of genetics with motions frenetic me, I'd rather some hot macaroni! wendy wombat |
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09 Jul 05 - 09:13 AM (#1518867) Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: John MacKenzie Love is just a mental erection. G. |
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09 Jul 05 - 09:19 AM (#1518871) Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: gnu Would a memory of a past love be a sentimental errection? |
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09 Jul 05 - 11:58 AM (#1518947) Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: John MacKenzie Is being aroused by your lover's perfume, a scentimental erection? G.. |
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09 Jul 05 - 12:11 PM (#1518952) Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Dave (the ancient mariner) Female orgasm is defined as the intense joy and elation a woman experiences when she is first through the door at an 80% off sale at the Mall. ;-) |
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09 Jul 05 - 12:14 PM (#1518953) Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: freda underhill yes, if she is successful, she will achieve multiple transactions. |
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09 Jul 05 - 02:04 PM (#1519035) Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: gnu Transactions... nope... not gonna do it... tempting as it might be. (Read it again and let it sink in.) |
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09 Jul 05 - 03:26 PM (#1519080) Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Amos Semi-mental journey. A |