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BS: When do you start to expectorate?

22 Nov 04 - 04:18 PM (#1335641)
Subject: BS: When do you start to expectorate?
From: Once Famous

Aaaaaaaaaaacccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

PTUI!


22 Nov 04 - 04:41 PM (#1335662)
Subject: RE: BS: When do you start to expectorate?
From: Peace

Same as when I start to deteriorate: just after the seventh double.


22 Nov 04 - 04:46 PM (#1335672)
Subject: RE: BS: When do you start to expectorate?
From: Dave the Gnome

How come I guessed this was you, Martin? :-)

Keep 'em comin...

DtG


22 Nov 04 - 04:49 PM (#1335675)
Subject: RE: BS: When do you start to expectorate?
From: Cluin

Expect her eight what?


22 Nov 04 - 05:04 PM (#1335694)
Subject: RE: BS: When do you start to expectorate?
From: Blissfully Ignorant

Shortly after i down a bottle of cough syrup in a vain attempt to get high...


22 Nov 04 - 05:10 PM (#1335704)
Subject: RE: BS: When do you start to expectorate?
From: GUEST,Art Thieme

Martin, I have learned not to expect-to-rate with you !!!

Art Thieme


22 Nov 04 - 05:19 PM (#1335715)
Subject: RE: BS: When do you start to expectorate?
From: Once Famous

Depends on the situation, Art.

It's kind of not an automatic kiss your ass thing with me, I guess.


22 Nov 04 - 06:51 PM (#1335876)
Subject: RE: BS: When do you start to expectorate?
From: Cluin

When do you start to defecate?


22 Nov 04 - 07:31 PM (#1335900)
Subject: RE: BS: When do you start to expectorate?
From: Peace

Just after the seventh double.


22 Nov 04 - 07:34 PM (#1335902)
Subject: RE: BS: When do you start to expectorate?
From: Blissfully Ignorant

Shortly after i down a bottle of laxatives in a vain attempt to get high...


22 Nov 04 - 08:52 PM (#1335944)
Subject: RE: BS: When do you start to expectorate?
From: GUEST,Art Thieme

I wish I could defi like my sister Cate


23 Nov 04 - 06:47 PM (#1337009)
Subject: RE: BS: When do you start to expectorate?
From: Peace

. . . jelly on a plate


24 Nov 04 - 01:44 AM (#1337310)
Subject: RE: BS: When do you start to expectorate?
From: JennieG

About the time I got impreg-nate-ed-ed-ed?

I was expectorating for nine months then I gave birth.

Cheers
JennieG


24 Nov 04 - 09:14 PM (#1338314)
Subject: RE: BS: When do you start to expectorate?
From: Fergie

When I was young and innocent, way back in 74, I emigrated from Ireland to Australia. I was wide eyed with juvenile wonder and hungry to learn. I went into a butcher shop one day and there was a sign that said 'NO EXPECTORATING' Well I had never heard this word before so I asked the butcher what it meant and he told me it meant "NO FARTING" and I like a fool believed him. This caused no problem until one day (about three years later) I visited the doctor to get a cure for a stomach problem. I explained my problem to the doctor and out of shyness and in an attempt to be polite I didn't use the F word, I told her that I was expectorating alot and that they were very vile smelling. I'll never forget the puzzled look on her face, and when we eventually overcame the confusion, she was helpless with laughter, she couldn't stand up, she was falling about the surgery. I eventually left her rooms, better informed, with a course of anti-biotics, a very, very red face and muttering dark threats against that BOLLOCKS of a butcher. Needless to say I could never go back to face that doctor again.

Fergus


24 Nov 04 - 11:28 PM (#1338407)
Subject: RE: BS: When do you start to expectorate?
From: open mike

a.k.a. "hawking up a big lugie"