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25 Nov 04 - 06:49 AM (#1338627) Subject: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word From: Ellenpoly Correct usage of the "F" word: 10. "What the @#$% was that?" ---Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945 9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?" --- Custer, 1877 8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that." --Einstein, 1938 7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!" ---Picasso, 1926 6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?" ---Pythagoras, 126 BC 5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?" ---Michelangelo, 1566 4. "Where the @#$% are we?" --- Amelia Earhart, 1937 3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!" --- Noah, 4314 BC 2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?" ---Bill Clinton, 1998 and a drum roll please...........! 1. "What the @%#*^ happened?." --- John Kerry, 2004 |
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25 Nov 04 - 07:08 AM (#1338633) Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Waht the @#$% is @#$%ing happening man? --=Ozzy Osbourne. |
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25 Nov 04 - 08:00 AM (#1338668) Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word From: Georgiansilver King Harold at the Battle of Hastings said:- "Watch that @#$%er, he'll have somebodys eye out"!!!!! Best wishes. |
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25 Nov 04 - 08:56 AM (#1338719) Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word From: Pete Jennings @#$% the FCC @#$% the FBI @#$% the CIA Living in the mother@#$%ing USA (Steve Earle, The Revolution Starts Now) 'Nuff said |
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25 Nov 04 - 09:02 AM (#1338724) Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word From: Fiolar "Watch what you're doing with the @#$%ing horn". Edward II, 1327. "Careful with that @#$%ing axe". Charles I, 1649. "Where the @#$% is my fiddle?" Nero, 64AD. "But I don't like @#$%ing apples". Adam. |
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25 Nov 04 - 09:03 AM (#1338727) Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word From: Pete Jennings Just remembered: "Bubbles? Oi'm the Prince of @#$%ing Darkness!", and "Oi'm too old for back-to-back gigs. I'm not @#$%ing doing it, Sharon." Ozzy again. |
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25 Nov 04 - 09:37 AM (#1338751) Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word From: Dave Hanson Watch him, he'll have some fuckers eye out with that. [ Harold at Senlac ] eric |
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25 Nov 04 - 10:02 AM (#1338760) Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word From: GUEST,heric "Waht the @#$%?" -Sir Isaac Newton 1662 |
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25 Nov 04 - 10:29 AM (#1338776) Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word From: GUEST,Mingulay One small step for man, one giant %£(&?$#+ leap for mankind. |
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25 Nov 04 - 10:40 AM (#1338794) Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word From: wysiwyg We play it like this-- where in a multi-syllable word to insert it, for example, "I'll blow you to Ju-@#$%-in'-upiter!" ... as, really, one could hardly say: "I'll blow you to Jupi-@#$%-in'-ter!" Try it. It will soon take over either your daily pronunci-@#$%in'-ation or at the very least, your pro-@#$%in'-nunciation. And, likely, your men-@#$%in'-tation as well. ~S~ |
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25 Nov 04 - 10:44 AM (#1338800) Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word From: Cluin "I'm just going outside for a &*@#in' piss, right? Don't @(%$in' seal the !%&#in' tent shut this $&*@in' time, right?" --Captain Laurence Oates |
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25 Nov 04 - 10:46 AM (#1338803) Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word From: Wolfgang Just a correction to the first post: Picasso is often misquoted. He did not say It does so @#$%ing look like her!", he actually said It does so look like her @#$%ing. Wolfgang |
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25 Nov 04 - 10:48 AM (#1338807) Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word From: GUEST,heric "The United States, as the world knows, will never start a @#$%ing war." John F. Kennedy, 1963 |
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25 Nov 04 - 10:54 AM (#1338815) Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word From: Davetnova It's Friday tomorrow. |
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25 Nov 04 - 11:38 AM (#1338867) Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word From: GUEST,Mingulay Thank god it's #&$)(%[? Friday. Or, as the Irish would have it #e$£]*? Friday. |
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25 Nov 04 - 12:46 PM (#1338914) Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word From: Juan P-B I had a buddy who used to slot it into other words... "I hope you're satis-@#$%ing-fied!" was one of his Juan P-B |
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25 Nov 04 - 01:23 PM (#1338937) Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word From: Raedwulf The Ultimate: "@#$%ing @#$%er's @#$%ing @#$%ed!" All 4 major parts of speech; adjective, noun, adverb, verb... I never did hear the actual sentence when I worked on the @#$%ing railway, but I ought to have. I heard it in every imaginable @#$%ing context (usually about every other @#$%ing word) so much so that, 20 years later, I'm still @#$%ing prone to @#$%ing well using the @#$%ing word, even when I'm @#$%ing well trying not to! @#$%ing British Rail!!! |
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25 Nov 04 - 02:19 PM (#1338993) Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word From: Cluin "Fuuny Man" Rocco in The Boondock Saints: "Fuckin'... WHAT the fuckin, FUCK! Who the FUCK?! FUCK this FUCKIN' .... How did YOU two fuckin' FUCKS .... FUUUUUUCK?!?!?!" |
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25 Nov 04 - 02:20 PM (#1338995) Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word From: GUEST "Who ever organised this orgy should be fucking crucified" unkown guest at the Last Supper |
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25 Nov 04 - 03:20 PM (#1339047) Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word From: Tam the Bam (Nutter) What 'F' word is this fork, face, or any other words that begin with F. Don't be frighted to use fuck, after all it's just a word. Tom Christian (really) |
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25 Nov 04 - 03:34 PM (#1339064) Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word From: LilyFestre I used the F word when confronting my ever so lovely mother-in-law today. Not saying I'm proud of it, but when it fits, it fits. A body can only be pushed so far. Michelle |
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25 Nov 04 - 03:37 PM (#1339068) Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word From: Raedwulf Fits? Is yer ma-in-law fits then, Lilychelle? Ooops :o ;-) Tam - stop spoiling our shame-facedly slightly-puritan fun! |
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25 Nov 04 - 03:44 PM (#1339075) Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word From: LilyFestre Hmmm....Lilychelle....I like it! ;) As far as fits....the F word fit the situation just fine....uh huh...come to think of it, I'm not sure how else I coulda said what I hadta say. |
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25 Nov 04 - 03:46 PM (#1339077) Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word From: Blissfully Ignorant This thread is fucking cool...:0) |
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25 Nov 04 - 04:22 PM (#1339098) Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word From: el_punkoid_nouveau Of course, the 'F' word is merely part of the engineering language adopted by the wider world - hence Raedwulf's post. epn |
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25 Nov 04 - 05:20 PM (#1339147) Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word From: Peace I never use the word myself. |
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25 Nov 04 - 05:23 PM (#1339151) Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word From: Raedwulf I never thuckin fourt uv it like dat, epn! ;-) |
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25 Nov 04 - 06:11 PM (#1339177) Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word From: Blissfully Ignorant The f word and its many uses! |
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25 Nov 04 - 06:31 PM (#1339193) Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word From: GUEST,heric "Holy ji-@#$%inghad SHIT. Praise Allah." Osama bin Laden, 2001 |
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26 Nov 04 - 02:24 AM (#1339392) Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word From: Dave Hanson I don't care WHO the fuck you are, you're not walking on the water when I'm fishing. eric |
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26 Nov 04 - 03:42 AM (#1339447) Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word From: GUEST,Mingulay I used to have a book (still have?) of World War II songs and ballads. In it was a song by a squaddie posted to some far flung outpost of the country. It is called "Fucking Halkirk". The "F" word is used on every line which may seem like overkill, but in fact only serves to heighten the sense of despair and frustration. If I come across it over the weekend I'll post it here. |
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26 Nov 04 - 03:54 AM (#1339464) Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word From: GUEST,SueB Un-fucking-believable. |
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26 Nov 04 - 05:05 AM (#1339516) Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word From: GUEST I think that should read "unbe-fuckin-lievable" |
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26 Nov 04 - 08:18 AM (#1339604) Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word From: Pete Jennings Hull @#%$ Club. |
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26 Nov 04 - 08:52 AM (#1339623) Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word From: Schantieman I've never been terribly keen on it in everyday language. If you use it all the time, what do you say when you hit your thumb with a hammer? Now in the bedroom...... Steve |
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26 Nov 04 - 09:20 AM (#1339649) Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word From: GUEST,Barry Finn F = Fornication U = Under C = Consent K = of the King Barry |
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26 Nov 04 - 09:41 AM (#1339668) Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word From: Mooh That's like For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge, also the name of a Van Hagar cd from the early '90s, and likely a later clever contrivance than the word fuck, and one of more favourite acronyms. Mooh. |
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26 Nov 04 - 09:42 AM (#1339669) Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word From: GUEST For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge? |
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26 Nov 04 - 09:47 AM (#1339672) Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word From: Mooh Meant to add that "fuck like a mink" was a very popular expression in one small town known for its mink farms, "mink" for anything fuckable, and "mink coat" for condom. Popular elsewhere too, I bet. Fuckin' eh! Peace, Mooh. |
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26 Nov 04 - 10:53 AM (#1339725) Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word From: Schantieman 'kin 'ell |
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26 Nov 04 - 11:09 AM (#1339737) Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word From: Pete Jennings One of Stan Arnold'sm songs had a verse which started: Fuckin' 'ell Fuckin' 'ell Fuckin' 'ell 'f kin' 'elp you in any way Cracks me up every time I hear it. |
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26 Nov 04 - 11:15 AM (#1339744) Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word From: GUEST Allegedly true story about Douglas Bader, a famous British WWII Fighter Ace. After the war he was giving a talk at a college for young ladies, and mentioned an incident when "Two German fuckers dived at me out of the sun". In the shocked silence, the head mistress stood and reminded the girls that the "Fokker" was a type of german plane. "Quite right headmistress, but these fuckers were flying Messerschmits" came the reply |
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26 Nov 04 - 08:11 PM (#1340157) Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word From: Joybell "Get out of here! It's not your bairnie! I'd have remembered if I'd ever f***ed a seal!" Gert by sea, across from Shule Skerrie. |
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26 Nov 04 - 08:22 PM (#1340165) Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word From: Charmion I never worked on the railroad, but I was in the armed forces for seven years, and I have, indeed, heard the F word used as four parts of speech in one sentence -- by a vehicle technician struggling with an unbudgeable wheelnut on a deuce-and-a-half with a flat tire. It was winter. It seemed appropriate. |
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26 Nov 04 - 09:20 PM (#1340200) Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word From: Jeri I've seen someone working on the same problem. Some WD-40 and a 6' 'breaker' bar with 3 guys jumping up and down on it did the trick. The F-word wasn't required, but then, it was summer, and it was Arizona. Personally, I think it works best when plonked in the middle of adjectives or adverbs (for emphasis), or when in a string of cursing (for severe disgruntlement) as in "fuckin' son-of-abitch fuckin' bastard asswipe piece of fuckin' shit lugnut" or something similar. |
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26 Nov 04 - 09:31 PM (#1340204) Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word From: GUEST,Bobert Well, this ain't the kinda thread that I would ordinarially jump in on but like my buddy, brucie, I don't use the "F" word but I'm sure there are times when it is applicable in some folks lives... but... Let me tell you about my brother... H eac'r make a sentence without the F word. Same with my attorny, which is even scarier since if I'm in court with him I am afraid that he goinna come out with somethin' like, "Well, yer F'n Honor, my F'n client...." Fir lots of folks who should knoew better, they apparently don't. Not only is it a bad word, but its, ahhh, just indicative of a bad speeech "pattern"... Awwww, never-F'n-mind.... Bobert |
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26 Nov 04 - 11:26 PM (#1340260) Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word From: Hrothgar Now, where do I remember reading about the squad of British troops in the First World War who knew the situation was really serious when the sergeant said, "Get your rifles" without using the f-word? |
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27 Nov 04 - 12:06 AM (#1340270) Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word From: Dave Hanson Just a verse from ' Halkirk ' Everythings so fucking dear, A fucking bob for fucking beer, And is it good ? no fucking fear, In fucking Halkirk. Great song, eric |
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27 Nov 04 - 02:35 AM (#1340318) Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word From: GUEST,Queen Be the fucking correct orgin of the word is found under carnal knowlegde originating in england pretaining to acts of adultry or rape during court i personally use it for those occasions or when ever nesscessary ie. every other word (iwork in a kitchen)but.. the be all and end all for the correct use of the word fuck is "FUCK OFF" |
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27 Nov 04 - 06:03 AM (#1340367) Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word From: Bernard If a piece of equipment fails to work, we declare it 'Donald'... |
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27 Nov 04 - 11:56 AM (#1340510) Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word From: Cluin *sigh* |
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27 Nov 04 - 01:27 PM (#1340560) Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word From: Blissfully Ignorant I once got, 'What the fuck possessed you to fuck about with that fucking lighter, you fuckwit?' There's a story behind that, but i'm, not going to tell you it... |
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27 Nov 04 - 02:30 PM (#1340599) Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word From: Mooh Careful there Cluin, a guest said it was so, so it must be true! Mooh. |
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28 Nov 04 - 04:48 AM (#1341000) Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word From: Dave Hanson I am the messiah now FUCK OFF. eric |
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28 Nov 04 - 03:44 PM (#1341331) Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word From: Desert Dancer Mooh, shouldn't that be a "@#$%-ing guest"? |
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28 Nov 04 - 04:29 PM (#1341372) Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River This is, like, a subject I can totally like relate to, eh? Flippin' A!!! The flippin' F word is, like, the perfect words fro most situations in life. Eggsameples: FLIP OFF, YOU FLIPPIN' LOSER!!! FLIP YOU! YOU FLIP-FACED WHOERE! WHO FLIPPIN' CARES??? NOT ME!!! FLIP MEEEEEE!!!!! (good for when things don't flippin' work out too well...) YOUR FLIPPED!!! WHO GIVES A FLYIN FLIP??? YOU CAN FLIPPIN' WELL FLIP YOURSELF SIDEWAYS YOU FLIPPIN' FLIPHEAD!!! TAKE A FLYIN' FLIP AT A ROLLING DONUT!!! It is the perfect flippin' word for all exstreem ocassions, eh? Flippin' right! |
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28 Nov 04 - 05:20 PM (#1341399) Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word From: Cluin Go flip a pancake. |
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28 Nov 04 - 06:18 PM (#1341440) Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word From: Peace With or without maple syrup? That could make a difference. And whipped cream. |
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30 Nov 04 - 10:23 AM (#1343207) Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word From: Cluin Me sister Mary's very fond of sodomy Into her arse, I tips me `appy load She lives wit' a syphy bloke, wot keeps a bloody knocking shop Down in the White-fucking-Chapel-bleeding-Road |
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01 Dec 04 - 05:31 AM (#1344149) Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word From: Dave Hanson " drink, feck, arse " eric |
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01 Dec 04 - 06:09 AM (#1344175) Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word From: davidmeredith It can be used as a noun,verb,adjective,modifier,intesifier,adverb,adjective,etc.For example: "This fucking fucker's fucking well fucking fucked." |
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01 Dec 04 - 07:17 AM (#1344206) Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word From: Cluin I like fuck best when it's used as a a conjunction. You know?... To join up two parts? |
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01 Dec 04 - 11:45 AM (#1344433) Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word From: Maija Fuck fucking. |
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01 Dec 04 - 01:20 PM (#1344536) Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word From: GUEST It's a handy little word, ain't it? But I like fuck best when I'm doin' it! Sayin' it ain't quite as fun. Here's some of my favorite fucks: (verbal expressions, that is) "Fuck you and the horse you rode in on." (Western-style cowboy) "Get tae fuck!" (Piss off, I presume?) "Fuckin' A ditty-bag!" (U.S. Navy sailor expression meaning: "Damn right!") Abso-fuckin-lutely (Defined on the http://www.urbandictionary.com website as an expression confirming that a factual chunk of information is undeniably, and indisputably true.) P.F.M. (Pure fuckin' magic, as my Scots pals used to say) "Well, fuck me pink!" (eureka!) "Get the f--k oudda he-ah!" (New York for, "you're kidding me!") |
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01 Dec 04 - 01:44 PM (#1344560) Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word From: Ima Gittin' It's the all-around perfect one-word-for-all.It's non-denominational,non-racist,multi-lingual and multi-national. It's blue-collar,white-collar....no-collar....any-caller.... Fits any & every situation.... forgive me ,...I @%&*ing digress. |
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01 Dec 04 - 01:46 PM (#1344565) Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word From: Ima Gittin' My personal fav...."Well,Fuck Me Runnin'!" |
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01 Dec 04 - 01:50 PM (#1344569) Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word From: chris nightbird childs I LOVE the 'F' word! It's universal! It can be used as a noun, verb, adverb, adjective... any kind you f***ing want! |
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01 Dec 04 - 02:35 PM (#1344619) Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word From: grumpy al here'one I had thrown at me after pissing sombody off. " why don't you take a running fuck at a rolling dough nut?" |