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06 Dec 04 - 06:47 AM (#1348673) Subject: Lyr Req: Wild Rover parody From: Crystal I'm looking for the words to this song, it starts (if I remember correctly): I've been a strange pervert for many a year, And I've spent all my money on leather and gear. I want it in time for xmas so I can shock my relations! |
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06 Dec 04 - 06:56 AM (#1348679) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Wild Rover parody From: DMcG No idea, but some years ago I heard an "EU-approved version" that I'd like to find the full words for Et c'est non, non, jamais! Non, non, jamais, ne plus!... |
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06 Dec 04 - 07:30 AM (#1348693) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Wild Rover parody From: Doktor Doktor .... i went to a boghouse I used to frequent and I tolthe attendant me penny was bent I asked him for credit he answered me nay "If you've got no penny you won't s**t today" .... and its .... |
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06 Dec 04 - 07:49 AM (#1348704) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Wild Rover parody From: GUEST,Zeon I had the one above but he last line was So I p*****d on her walls and was swiftly away. It wasn't a boghouse either it rhymed with whitehouse. There was another one that went soemthing like I put my hand in pocket and felt something white the landladies legs opened wide with delight. She said I will love you and give you the best But what I pulled out it was only me vest |
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06 Dec 04 - 09:17 AM (#1348763) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Wild Rover parody From: Snuffy Lots of Wild Rover parodies on this thread |
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06 Dec 04 - 09:48 AM (#1348794) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Wild Rover parody From: Crystal Already checked that thread! I'm specifically looking for the "strange Pervert" parody which dosn't seem to be found on this site (yet). |
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06 Feb 05 - 11:20 AM (#1400699) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Wild Rover parody (strange pervert) From: GUEST,LurkieLurkLurker "I've been a strange pervert for many a year, And I've spent all my money on leather and gear." I'm currently trying to track the full lyrics down, but it's the 'bondage gone wrong version', isn't it? Based on the murder? The one that goes "No nay never (right down the falls!)" |
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06 Feb 05 - 06:43 PM (#1401096) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Wild Rover parody (strange pervert) From: The Fooles Troupe If you do this song, you might want to bracket it with 'When we're all in leather'.... |
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05 Jul 10 - 06:53 PM (#2940351) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Wild Rover parody (strange pervert) From: GUEST,dasy2k1.invalid.invalid Now ive been a strange pervert for manys the year and ive spent all my money on tight leather gear and now im returning perused by the law and i never will pester those children no more |
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22 Nov 19 - 03:03 PM (#4020843) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Wild Rover parody (strange pervert) From: GUEST Songbook: Wild Pervert To the tune of 'Wild Rover', a trad. Irish tune Knock knock? Who's there? Ribena. Ribena who? Ribena wild pervert for many's a year And I spent all my money on leather and gear. And now I'm returning pursued by the law And the straps on my G-string are rubbing me raw. Chorus: And it's no nay never, (Right up yer kilt!) No nay never no more Will I play the wild pervert No never no more. I went to a brothel I used to frequent And I told the landlady my habits were bent. I asked her for kiddies, she answered me "Nay, For it's customs like yours will get me put away." Chorus I took from my pocket a handful of red To be smoked in a pipe, she went out of her head. She said "We've got kiddies and whips of the best If they can't take it all you can give me the rest!" Chorus I'll go home to my parents confess what I've done And I'll ask them to pardon their incestuous son. And if they caress me as oft times before Then I swear I will play the wild pervert once more. Chorus |