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Lyr Req: Wild Rover parody (strange pervert)

06 Dec 04 - 06:47 AM (#1348673)
Subject: Lyr Req: Wild Rover parody
From: Crystal

I'm looking for the words to this song, it starts (if I remember correctly):
I've been a strange pervert for many a year,
And I've spent all my money on leather and gear.

I want it in time for xmas so I can shock my relations!


06 Dec 04 - 06:56 AM (#1348679)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Wild Rover parody
From: DMcG

No idea, but some years ago I heard an "EU-approved version" that I'd like to find the full words for

Et c'est non, non, jamais!
Non, non, jamais, ne plus!...


06 Dec 04 - 07:30 AM (#1348693)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Wild Rover parody
From: Doktor Doktor

.... i went to a boghouse
I used to frequent
and I tolthe attendant me penny was bent
I asked him for credit
he answered me nay
"If you've got no penny you won't s**t today" ....

and its ....


06 Dec 04 - 07:49 AM (#1348704)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Wild Rover parody
From: GUEST,Zeon

I had the one above but he last line was

So I p*****d on her walls and was swiftly away.

It wasn't a boghouse either it rhymed with whitehouse.

There was another one that went soemthing like

I put my hand in pocket and felt something white

the landladies legs opened wide with delight.

She said I will love you and give you the best

But what I pulled out it was only me vest


06 Dec 04 - 09:17 AM (#1348763)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Wild Rover parody
From: Snuffy

Lots of Wild Rover parodies on this thread


06 Dec 04 - 09:48 AM (#1348794)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Wild Rover parody
From: Crystal

Already checked that thread!
I'm specifically looking for the "strange Pervert" parody which dosn't seem to be found on this site (yet).


06 Feb 05 - 11:20 AM (#1400699)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Wild Rover parody (strange pervert)
From: GUEST,LurkieLurkLurker

"I've been a strange pervert for many a year,
And I've spent all my money on leather and gear."

I'm currently trying to track the full lyrics down, but it's the 'bondage gone wrong version', isn't it? Based on the murder?
The one that goes "No nay never (right down the falls!)"


06 Feb 05 - 06:43 PM (#1401096)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Wild Rover parody (strange pervert)
From: The Fooles Troupe

If you do this song, you might want to bracket it with 'When we're all in leather'....


05 Jul 10 - 06:53 PM (#2940351)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Wild Rover parody (strange pervert)
From: GUEST,dasy2k1.invalid.invalid

Now ive been a strange pervert for manys the year
and ive spent all my money on tight leather gear
and now im returning perused by the law
and i never will pester those children no more


22 Nov 19 - 03:03 PM (#4020843)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Wild Rover parody (strange pervert)
From: GUEST

Songbook: Wild Pervert
To the tune of 'Wild Rover', a trad. Irish tune

Knock knock?

Who's there?

Ribena.

Ribena who?

Ribena wild pervert for many's a year
And I spent all my money on leather and gear.
And now I'm returning pursued by the law
And the straps on my G-string are rubbing me raw.

Chorus:
And it's no nay never, (Right up yer kilt!)
No nay never no more
Will I play the wild pervert
No never no more.

I went to a brothel I used to frequent
And I told the landlady my habits were bent.
I asked her for kiddies, she answered me "Nay,
For it's customs like yours will get me put away."

Chorus

I took from my pocket a handful of red
To be smoked in a pipe, she went out of her head.
She said "We've got kiddies and whips of the best
If they can't take it all you can give me the rest!"

Chorus

I'll go home to my parents confess what I've done
And I'll ask them to pardon their incestuous son.
And if they caress me as oft times before
Then I swear I will play the wild pervert once more.

Chorus