07 Dec 04 - 09:13 AM (#1349826) Subject: BS:CHRISTMAS IN GLAISDALE From: Paco Rabanne Hola Folkies, My beloved and I will staying at her house in sunny Glaisdale for two weeks over the christmas period, and we extend a cordial invite to any of you who might be in the area, to pop in for a small sherry or two. Be warned though, the house is built of stone and 250years old and the only heating is provided by two huge open fires, so wear your tights! The only other drawback is that I WILL play flamenco guitar at you! PM for more details. Flamenco the true path! |
07 Dec 04 - 09:19 AM (#1349832) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: GUEST,Raggytash http://answering-islam.org.uk/Testimonies/TruePath/ I think there may be some dispute about the True Path Ted |
07 Dec 04 - 09:23 AM (#1349837) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Paco Rabanne Check your PM'S at home carpet face! |
07 Dec 04 - 09:34 AM (#1349848) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: GUEST,Raggytash Ooops .......... looks like there's more than one true path, are you sure yours in the right true path http://www.thenewcall.org/sdp_true_path.htm |
07 Dec 04 - 09:46 AM (#1349858) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: GUEST Is this the Raggy path RAGGY forum |
07 Dec 04 - 09:53 AM (#1349861) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: ossonflags Sounds good to me Ted !! |
07 Dec 04 - 09:59 AM (#1349871) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Paco Rabanne Good man osson. Raggy, you are part - troll, and part - mop!!!! |
07 Dec 04 - 10:02 AM (#1349875) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: GUEST Or possibly a path to Raggy Rat Company |
07 Dec 04 - 10:04 AM (#1349878) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: GUEST I think this suits him better http://www.raggydolls.com/ |
07 Dec 04 - 10:06 AM (#1349879) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: GUEST The real Raggys web site |
07 Dec 04 - 10:06 AM (#1349880) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: GUEST,Raggytash Edward ....... surely you're not hiding behind a GUEST tag are you. stcik and stones Edward sticks and stone PS Got any Cider for Christmas |
07 Dec 04 - 10:14 AM (#1349888) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Paco Rabanne Raggy, You credit me with too much intelligence! I can't do blue clickies! I detect the dead hand of the harri watts band! And yes, I can lay on some cider and clingfilm for your goodself! |
07 Dec 04 - 10:26 AM (#1349893) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: GUEST,G String |
07 Dec 04 - 10:29 AM (#1349898) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: GUEST,Raggytash And a straw the stick throught the clingfilm ? |
07 Dec 04 - 11:16 AM (#1349943) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Hand-Pulled Boy Not guilty El Ted. Dafid is mega ill with Flo whilst I wouldn'd stoop so low. Xmas in Glaisdale sounds good to me. I have a 3-season tent. What season is Xmas in? If it's in the 4th season then I'll have to drive my pegs through Penny's carpet near the fire. Will that be a problem? |
07 Dec 04 - 11:44 AM (#1349967) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Paco Rabanne No problem Dereck/Derrick/Derek. We have two spare bedrooms doing bugger all, you can pitch your tent upstairs. |
07 Dec 04 - 11:52 AM (#1349975) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Hand-Pulled Boy It's a deal. Will you scan for water pipes before I get there? |
07 Dec 04 - 03:40 PM (#1350213) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: ThreeSheds Locating pipes sounds like a job for a RD4000 have you got one Ihave |
08 Dec 04 - 03:28 AM (#1350705) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Paco Rabanne Bring it along Andy, you can bunk up with Dereck/Derrick/Derek. |
08 Dec 04 - 06:22 AM (#1350789) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Hand-Pulled Boy I'll have a shed each! |
08 Dec 04 - 12:01 PM (#1351022) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Paco Rabanne Rearfresh |
09 Dec 04 - 04:39 AM (#1351763) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull |
09 Dec 04 - 05:11 AM (#1351778) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Sttaw Legend Good morning |
09 Dec 04 - 05:22 AM (#1351788) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull wahts bloody good about it? its freezing cold outside, and ive just run out of fish fingers, a rubbish morning! |
09 Dec 04 - 06:07 AM (#1351814) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: GUEST,Raggytash The sun is shining, there's not a cloud in the sky, not a breathe of wind, the birds are singing, you're alive, you can go for a walk along the majestic flowing Humber ............ what more do you want OK I lied about the majestic flowing Humber |
09 Dec 04 - 11:55 AM (#1352060) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Gedpipes Pointless bringing your bike to Glaisdale though - unless you want to stick in the highest gear you can and mountain a steady rate of one mile an hour. Sausages are good. |
09 Dec 04 - 04:40 PM (#1352281) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Tig Sounds like fun but Badger and I will be up at the Watering Hole in Guisborough from Boxing Day until just after New Year - not too far away. Thanks for the invite and have a good Crimble. Love and Hugs xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx |
09 Dec 04 - 06:29 PM (#1352394) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: GUEST a href="http://www.multimap.com/map/photo.cgi?client=public&X=478389&Y=505670&width=700&height=410&gride=&gridn=&srec=0&coordsys=gb&db=&">Spot Ted walking the dog (with doggy bag) |
10 Dec 04 - 03:09 AM (#1352671) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Paco Rabanne errh... thanks GUEST, I think! Ged, Me and my 'Orange Patriot 7+' will blow you and your' Fisher Price Marin' away anyday of the week! Anyway, Penelope and I went shopping yesterday for the sort of comestibles that you only buy at this time of year! Do pop along and consue them, otherwise I will have to sell thr remainder to my children. |
10 Dec 04 - 04:27 AM (#1352701) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Paco Rabanne Another marvellous incentive for you all to come and shiver in Glaisdale, is the fact that Sir jOhn of Hull will be putting in a guest appearance at some point. |
10 Dec 04 - 04:34 AM (#1352708) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: GUEST that would semm a bloody good reason to stay well away |
10 Dec 04 - 05:00 AM (#1352727) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Hand-Pulled Boy Does he travel well? Some beers don't. |
10 Dec 04 - 05:08 AM (#1352730) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Sttaw Legend He will be travelling by overnight curryer. |
10 Dec 04 - 05:17 AM (#1352732) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Shut up GUESt, or i'll chop your bloddy head off, and just watch it. john |
10 Dec 04 - 05:22 AM (#1352736) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull you speled seam wrong as well, stupig. |
10 Dec 04 - 05:36 AM (#1352746) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Sttaw Legend Glaisdale by the sea |
10 Dec 04 - 05:43 AM (#1352756) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: GUEST JHON, DNOT TLAK TO ME AOBUT SEPLLNIG U CNAT EEVN MKAE CRRUY AND U LOSOE FSIH FIGNSER |
10 Dec 04 - 05:47 AM (#1352761) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull i dont make curry, i deliver it, so just shut up then. |
10 Dec 04 - 06:07 AM (#1352773) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: GUEST thuohgt u was a chief and cud mak crury , so u'r no gud an cant mak curuy winker |
10 Dec 04 - 08:52 AM (#1352893) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Gedpipes ..meanwhile, back to Glaisdale. A delightful small village nestling in the lee of the evocative North Yorkshire Moors, haunted by curlews and a dwindling population of rabbits (courtesty of local lurchers). This rural paradise, this idyllic corner of Britain. But what is this? The occasional cyclist is to be seen, in a very high gear labouring up a gentle incline. His sensitive enamelled finger nails are wrapped up in cotton gloves in case of an accident. white clouds of steam can be seen from a distance as the bitter cold shows illuminates his sharp breathing - the product of 30 samson a day/ A rifle cracks, a sausage is consumed as the gloaming settles over Lazydale. |
10 Dec 04 - 09:14 AM (#1352916) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Paco Rabanne Is that a profile of your goodself Ged? I reckon all the clues are there, ie - 1) You have a Marin Girls mountain bike. 2) You smoke. 3) You are a transvestite. |
10 Dec 04 - 09:16 AM (#1352918) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Sttaw Legend Ted & Penelope in Glaisdale |
10 Dec 04 - 09:19 AM (#1352922) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Paco Rabanne Eh? That link was shite Dave, there's nowt there! |
10 Dec 04 - 09:19 AM (#1352923) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Sttaw Legend This may work better |
10 Dec 04 - 09:23 AM (#1352931) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Gedpipes I've stopped smirking - as for the rest of your allegators - I cock a snook at you. |
10 Dec 04 - 09:24 AM (#1352934) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Paco Rabanne Dave, you swine! That is my least favourite frock and you know it! Why is Penny holding a chicken? |
10 Dec 04 - 09:26 AM (#1352936) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Nice hat Ted, is that a special Flamenco hat? |
10 Dec 04 - 09:35 AM (#1352949) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Paco Rabanne Penny is wearing the hat jOhn, not me. |
10 Dec 04 - 09:38 AM (#1352954) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Yeah, I know. |
10 Dec 04 - 09:46 AM (#1352966) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: GUEST,Raggytash Ted ....... using a feather is erotic using the whole is ...... well...... perverted |
10 Dec 04 - 09:46 AM (#1352967) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Gedpipes ..meanwhile, back to Glaisdale. Concentrate please. |
10 Dec 04 - 09:53 AM (#1352976) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Paco Rabanne 'Concentrate' she says! Ha! This from a man who can't even bloody send text messages on his mobile phone properly! |
10 Dec 04 - 09:54 AM (#1352977) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Sttaw Legend Just searching for a picky of you Ted when you had one leg |
10 Dec 04 - 10:00 AM (#1352986) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Gedpipes ooooh cut me I don't half bleed. Just you wait mon ami - I've bought a translator. |
10 Dec 04 - 10:02 AM (#1352991) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Paco Rabanne Is that the 10inch one from Gwenap then Ged? |
10 Dec 04 - 10:06 AM (#1352996) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Sttaw Legend Hurry now get your orders in before Christmas Gwenap online |
10 Dec 04 - 10:11 AM (#1353003) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Paco Rabanne 'Pulse and Cocktails' down Courtney Street is much better Dave. |
10 Dec 04 - 08:33 PM (#1353612) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: ThreeSheds Looks like Gwenap are now doing spare for Northumbrian Small Parts |
11 Dec 04 - 04:36 AM (#1353795) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: ThreeSheds missed the second s off spares confusion abounds!!! |
13 Dec 04 - 03:14 AM (#1355359) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Paco Rabanne Earthrush |
13 Dec 04 - 07:17 AM (#1355472) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Sweetfia Dad, I'm working 9-1 on the 27th, could you pick me up about then? Can i bring Charmer? And no you can not roast her on the fire, i've told you before, she is not for eating!! Should be good fun, although i think i will be mostly revising...boring aren't i? |
13 Dec 04 - 07:22 AM (#1355474) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Sttaw Legend Good afternoon world |
13 Dec 04 - 07:30 AM (#1355479) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Paco Rabanne Excellent idea number one daughter! Bring your horse and we can go fox hunting in Rosedale!!! I have a rifle up at Penny's at moment, so between us and the lurcher we can go on one hell of a wildlife killing spree on the 28th!! |
13 Dec 04 - 07:38 AM (#1355485) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Sweetfia Good afternoon strawyballs person. You're genius dad! Galloping across the moors sounds delightful! Will laila be there? She can come on Harry, i think, although if it starts to snow they maybe blend in abit. Actually, seriously, will laila be there? |
13 Dec 04 - 07:57 AM (#1355491) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Paco Rabanne No, she will be at her dad's near York, Raul in York now as well, so there will just be us poggy old folks. When do you go to Washington? I reckon there is a BS thread in this! |
13 Dec 04 - 09:59 AM (#1355562) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Gedpipes ..meanwhile, back to Glaisdale. No family freds please |
13 Dec 04 - 10:23 AM (#1355584) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Sweetfia Yeah she's invited me up there, might be able to see her over xmas, ya kno spend a night there while you lot are up at pennies. I go to Washington early march, ya rekon there'll be any folkies there?! So then, whats the count so far...hWb, mick n co., raggy and his clingfilm, jOhn, andy...is gordon comin? |
13 Dec 04 - 10:34 AM (#1355595) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Sweetfia Oh and Ged, well, that's if he can sit still for more than 10 mins. |
13 Dec 04 - 10:40 AM (#1355600) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Paco Rabanne Ged will be fine because we have a new broom and a lot of dusty stone floors for him to sweep. I think there will be a good turn out we just don't know who the f+++ is coming when. But it will all be jolly good fun! I am hoping for some Farlington yokels to put in an appearance as well. |
13 Dec 04 - 10:44 AM (#1355603) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Sweetfia Are Nick and Lin coming? Haven't seen them in ages! Hey, maybe we should in vite Landlord Ben and his wife if they've got the time they might be able to come...sorry, do we have a limit? I don't mind sleeping in the garden. |
13 Dec 04 - 10:47 AM (#1355606) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Gedpipes I'd love to be able to sit still tis a small problem I have with doing community work and such like |
13 Dec 04 - 10:49 AM (#1355608) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Sweetfia Ah well, it all makes sence now. |
13 Dec 04 - 10:52 AM (#1355610) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Paco Rabanne Ben!!! Yes, great idea I will contact Nick. |
13 Dec 04 - 10:54 AM (#1355612) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Cod Fiddler I can being a tent Sweetfia... What are the dates of Super Ted's Glaisdale Open House Folk Festival? I'll in shropshire from 22/12-01/01 but I'd love to come up if there is a weekend outside these dates when you'll all be there. See you all in Barrow on 21st! Richard |
13 Dec 04 - 11:39 AM (#1355650) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: muppett Will you be serving Marmite butties instead of Turkey Ted, I'll come if you do |
13 Dec 04 - 11:43 AM (#1355658) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Gedpipes Cod Fiddler Keep your sordid fantasies to your self ;-)) |
13 Dec 04 - 11:46 AM (#1355662) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Paco Rabanne Mupps, I will definitely stock up on marmite for your goodself. Penelope and I are not having turkey at all. We are having chorizo and salad on xmas day, neither of us can be arsed to cook! Be there, or be square. Are you going to be in Danby at all, oh squeezer of the squid? |
13 Dec 04 - 11:57 AM (#1355674) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Sttaw Legend 2 Lb. ground pork or fox or goat or seal or zebra or bit of each 3 1/2 tsp. salt 6 Tbl. pure ground red chile 6-20 small hot dried red chiles; tepine, Thai dragon, pico de gallo or the like, crushed 4-6 cloves garlic, minced 2 Tbl. dry leaf oregano 2 tsp. whole cumin seed, crushed 1 tsp. fresh ground black pepper 1 1/2 tsp. sugar 4 Tbl. good cider or wine vinegar 2 1/2 Tbl. water |
13 Dec 04 - 12:03 PM (#1355685) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Gedpipes Yes at some point I'll be in nirvana. You have left all of this a little vague you know old chap. I know you retreat into a state of 'other worldliness' in that little estate village of yours. No doubt you have contacted Zdeve. bs Sttaw Legend Goat does not work unless it is red wine vinegar. |
13 Dec 04 - 12:05 PM (#1355688) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Paco Rabanne GEd, That's why I put 'PM for more details' in the original post, you silly old janitor! |
13 Dec 04 - 12:07 PM (#1355691) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Sttaw Legend Gedpipes, its the comin seed I'm worried about!! |
13 Dec 04 - 12:32 PM (#1355715) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Gedpipes I sometimes think comin seed is best left out Sttaw Legend. Happened to Woody Allen once and he ended up on the carpet. Teddo old chap what does PM stand for? All the best p.s can I really sweep the floor? |
13 Dec 04 - 12:36 PM (#1355719) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Paco Rabanne Private message. And the floors are all yours! |
13 Dec 04 - 12:41 PM (#1355726) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Gedpipes ooh. and I thought it was something nice. I've never had a PM |
13 Dec 04 - 04:22 PM (#1355909) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Hand-Pulled Boy Prime Munster. |
13 Dec 04 - 08:31 PM (#1356110) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: ThreeSheds Is Glaisdale the new Ambridge? |
14 Dec 04 - 03:32 AM (#1356319) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Ferrets. |
14 Dec 04 - 04:42 AM (#1356363) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Sweetfia I think a tent is an excellent idea cod, bring ya wooly socks, it's freezin up there! |
14 Dec 04 - 08:38 AM (#1356503) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Paco Rabanne Unfortunately the fish fiddler will be with his Mater and Pater during the dates we expect to be in Glaisdale. |
14 Dec 04 - 08:46 AM (#1356513) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull We don't mention goats any more in Hull! |
14 Dec 04 - 08:49 AM (#1356515) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Sttaw Legend Can we mention the good looking ones? |
14 Dec 04 - 03:09 PM (#1356877) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Hand-Pulled Boy Hello Dave..... |
14 Dec 04 - 08:40 PM (#1357105) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: ThreeSheds I've got a great idea for making a bit of cash for chrissy I'll take bets on who is going to get the 100th posting on this thread Any takers?? |
15 Dec 04 - 04:50 AM (#1357334) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull |
15 Dec 04 - 07:04 AM (#1357427) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Sweetfia I've got a feeling it was will shitted. |
15 Dec 04 - 07:43 AM (#1357459) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Leadfingers Bets on the 100th ? is that legal ? |
15 Dec 04 - 07:44 AM (#1357460) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Leadfingers Cos All you have to do |
15 Dec 04 - 07:44 AM (#1357462) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Leadfingers Is put a series of posts |
15 Dec 04 - 07:45 AM (#1357463) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Leadfingers on one after the other and BINGO! |
15 Dec 04 - 07:45 AM (#1357464) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 100 |
15 Dec 04 - 07:46 AM (#1357465) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Leadfingers !! 100 th post !! |
15 Dec 04 - 07:46 AM (#1357468) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Leadfingers Is STOLEN by Bloody John !! I will now go and sulk in the corner !!! |
15 Dec 04 - 07:49 AM (#1357471) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull There's someone sitting there mate! |
15 Dec 04 - 01:30 PM (#1357763) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: ThreeSheds Where were you Ted!! |
15 Dec 04 - 01:31 PM (#1357764) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Gedpipes ...meanwhile back in Glaisdale Penny fried sausages whilst El fingers ranted on about homosexuality, hermaprodites and sexaul perversion. 'In my day' he started to intone |
16 Dec 04 - 03:31 AM (#1358354) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Paco Rabanne Leadfingers, you swine! I challenge you to a duel at dawn! Northumbrian pipes at 50 paces! I missed the hundredth post on my own thread beacause I spent a fun packed day in Rotherham and Wakefield yesterday! I used to think Hull was bad, but God, they are worse! |
16 Dec 04 - 04:29 AM (#1358390) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Sweetfia Oo, now this could be interesting...I'm betting on Leadfingers...Dad will be too worried about breaking one of his nails!! |
16 Dec 04 - 06:37 AM (#1358455) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Paco Rabanne The more observant amongst you, may have noticed that I have finally come out of the closet, and changed my name to 'flamenco ted' in an attempt to proclaim my true sexuality. Oh..... Sorry...... wrong thread! |
16 Dec 04 - 06:43 AM (#1358457) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: ThreeSheds Will you now be signing off with Flamenco True Puff ?? |
16 Dec 04 - 06:47 AM (#1358460) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Paco Rabanne Morning Andy, I intend to keep 'flamenco, the true path' but I was going to add a bit of a gay lisp to it. But my computer doesn't seem to have a 'lisp' button on the keyboard. Mucky, mucky Bratford, the true path! |
16 Dec 04 - 06:56 AM (#1358468) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: GUEST,Raggytash NELSON !!! |
16 Dec 04 - 06:59 AM (#1358472) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Paco Rabanne Que? |
16 Dec 04 - 07:38 AM (#1358521) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: GUEST,Raggytash Eye eye eye, I take it you don't follow crickey True Puff (sorry Path) |
16 Dec 04 - 07:44 AM (#1358524) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Sttaw Legend Good afternoon flamenco stud |
16 Dec 04 - 08:11 AM (#1358545) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Paco Rabanne Cricket is a game for limp wristed nancy safety clerks eh Dave? |
16 Dec 04 - 08:28 AM (#1358564) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Sttaw Legend Cricket is basically baseball on valium. |
16 Dec 04 - 09:59 AM (#1358664) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: GUEST,Raggytash Philistine |
16 Dec 04 - 10:04 AM (#1358675) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: muppett OWZAT |
16 Dec 04 - 10:05 AM (#1358676) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Paco Rabanne Actually raggy, believe it or not,I used to play for the Company team. But every time I caught a ball, it shafted my hands so I couldn't play guitar so I dropped out. ps cider in pantry, tell muppet it's alongside his jar of marmite. |
16 Dec 04 - 10:07 AM (#1358681) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: muppett Brill Ta Ted |
16 Dec 04 - 10:58 AM (#1358771) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Anyway=Sweetfire says she is taking Charmer, Who is Charmer? |
16 Dec 04 - 10:59 AM (#1358776) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Hand-Pulled Boy Cricket is 'drinking' in another form. There's so many ways to get drunk nowadays it's time some of them were banned. |
16 Dec 04 - 11:08 AM (#1358793) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Paco Rabanne Charmer is Sophia's horse jOhn. It's an Arab mare. |
16 Dec 04 - 11:09 AM (#1358795) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull oh. |
16 Dec 04 - 11:10 AM (#1358797) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull If Sweetfia is taking a horse, can i take my hamster? [she's called Brenda]. |
16 Dec 04 - 11:23 AM (#1358819) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Paco Rabanne Certainly jOhn. Brenda and Charmer will make for a quite unusual curry. |
16 Dec 04 - 12:07 PM (#1358887) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Nick Are we allowed to eat the horse if the fox sandwiches run out? |
17 Dec 04 - 04:34 AM (#1359448) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Paco Rabanne Yo Nick, We have so many dead endangered species in our fridge, you will be spoilt for choice! I wouldn't dream of serving up anything as basic as Horse! |
17 Dec 04 - 04:44 AM (#1359453) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: GUEST,Raggytash What's wrong with horse, I've order Horse in a restaurant and very nice it was too Sorry Sweetfire ............. but it was scrummy ! |
17 Dec 04 - 04:56 AM (#1359459) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Sttaw Legend Horse de Overies - nice |
17 Dec 04 - 05:35 AM (#1359487) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Sweetfia Bastards, the lot of ya! |
17 Dec 04 - 05:38 AM (#1359490) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: muppett there's no horse in Marmite is there |
17 Dec 04 - 05:41 AM (#1359494) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Sweetfia Not unless you chop one up into little pieces and then stuff if into the jar, no! But by the way dad, i'm quite impressed you know what breed she is! Considering you never come and watch me ride anymore. |
17 Dec 04 - 05:46 AM (#1359499) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: GUEST,Raggytash Sweetfire ......... that wasn't very nice, Ted ..... do you want to borrow my BIG pans, should be able to make curry for about 80 between the two of them, Horse Rogan Josh sound good to me or Pony Pasanda, Mare Masala, Donkey Dopiaza |
17 Dec 04 - 06:26 AM (#1359526) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Paco Rabanne tots, You seen one horse, you seen them all! I wont need your pans carpetface because our servants handle that sort of trivia. |
17 Dec 04 - 06:30 AM (#1359528) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: GUEST,Raggytash Tight Bugger, we give our staff time off over Christmas |
17 Dec 04 - 06:32 AM (#1359530) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Paco Rabanne You soft wet liberal!!! Next you'll be telling me you pay them as well! |
17 Dec 04 - 06:37 AM (#1359531) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Sweetfia Raggy, you had just better hope our paths don't cross too much this coming xmas... |
17 Dec 04 - 06:42 AM (#1359537) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Sweetfia Or i will make a nice carpet outta ya! |
17 Dec 04 - 07:23 AM (#1359563) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: GUEST,Raggytash You want to be careful what you say young lady, they have some strange practices with young girls in this part of the country, some fo which I have adopted since I moved here .......... you know why women have smaller feet don't you ....... so they can get closer to the sink to wash the pans I make Curried Donkey in ! |
17 Dec 04 - 08:50 AM (#1359641) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Paco Rabanne One more tedious meeting to go this afternoon, then I can mince off to sunny Glaisdale for the weekend, toodle pip! |
18 Dec 04 - 04:45 AM (#1360272) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Hand-Pulled Boy You're a bit of a mincer then Ted? |
20 Dec 04 - 10:53 AM (#1361551) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Paco Rabanne To the top, in orange!! Sure am Dereck. By gum, wasn't Nellies packed last night? |
20 Dec 04 - 11:22 PM (#1362040) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Hand-Pulled Boy Yes and there were quite a number of people in there as well. I enjoyed the night and so did David. He drove his car very well. |
21 Dec 04 - 04:00 AM (#1362152) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Paco Rabanne Two days to go. In red. |
21 Dec 04 - 04:10 AM (#1362159) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Sttaw Legend The Christmas period is a time for going into the red Tedward. |
21 Dec 04 - 04:23 AM (#1362172) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: GUEST,Raggytash Teddy baby ......... today is the 21st so there's 1,2,3 .......4 days to go, as Christmas day, this year, is on the 25th. Penny take him in hand will you .......... no, STOP ... he'll only get excited if you do that ! |
21 Dec 04 - 04:40 AM (#1362188) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Sweetfia Eww! That's discusting! Ol' people don't have those sort of feelings! |
21 Dec 04 - 04:42 AM (#1362191) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Sttaw Legend Is that old or mature Sweetpea? |
21 Dec 04 - 04:50 AM (#1362201) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Sttaw Legend Dont forget your Glaisdale survival kit |
21 Dec 04 - 04:53 AM (#1362202) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: GUEST,Raggytash RIP..... E |
21 Dec 04 - 04:53 AM (#1362203) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Sweetfia What's the link say? I'm on college computers and it won't let me on it! Raggy...it's on! See you there...if you dare! (wow, that rhymes...cool, i'm a poet and i didn't...) |
21 Dec 04 - 04:58 AM (#1362207) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: GUEST,Raggytash The link is for blow up sheep ......... not the explosive kind I would love to come and see you and the odd ball you call Father but sadly finances dictate otherwise |
21 Dec 04 - 05:02 AM (#1362209) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Sweetfia Er, what, you saying you can't come to glaisdale now? |
21 Dec 04 - 05:11 AM (#1362216) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: GUEST,Raggytash That is correct, I did PM your aged parent with that info some days ago but he's probably lost his reading glasses you know how he gets, teeth in the drawer, glasses in the tumble drier. I know Penny got a shock last time he parked his bicycle !! She hasn't walked properly since |
21 Dec 04 - 06:02 AM (#1362251) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Paco Rabanne "Old people don't have those sort of feelings" OI, tots, I didn't stop having rumpy pumpy just because you came along you know. In fact, as Penny will attest, I was rather magnificent last night as usual! |
21 Dec 04 - 06:15 AM (#1362267) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: GUEST,Raggytash Amazing what can be achieved with 8" of plastic and a couple of batteries |
21 Dec 04 - 06:20 AM (#1362272) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Paco Rabanne Yes it's amazing what you can learn off Blue Peter. |
21 Dec 04 - 06:58 AM (#1362302) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: GUEST,Raggytash Blue being the operative word ? |
21 Dec 04 - 08:01 PM (#1362621) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Hand-Pulled Boy Will it be really noisy at Penny's house Ted? 'Cos I'm having second thoughts. I need my beauty sleep you know. |
22 Dec 04 - 03:33 AM (#1362864) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Paco Rabanne You tart! You can sleep in the west wing then, with the servants, that's the furthest part of the estate, away from the banqueting hall. |
22 Dec 04 - 03:52 AM (#1362875) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Sttaw Legend Des the beauty sleep is not working try THIS AND THIS |
22 Dec 04 - 03:56 AM (#1362880) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Paco Rabanne Woof!! Nice tits Dave, are they yours? |
22 Dec 04 - 11:51 AM (#1363252) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Hand-Pulled Boy I'm going for the tummy tuck if it means I can drink more beer. Although the man-boob option is tempting. I'll enter that site into my 'favourites' list. |
23 Dec 04 - 03:02 AM (#1363805) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Paco Rabanne Rearfresh for the last time, in red. For those of you who are doing a routemaster thingy, the post code is YO21 2PW Flamenco, the true path |
29 Dec 04 - 09:23 AM (#1366699) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: ThreeSheds Dont forget the antifreeze for the hot water bottles |
29 Dec 04 - 09:32 AM (#1366706) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: GUEST,Raggytash I'm sure Ted, Penny, Sweetfire et al, will work on the basis that alcohol has a much lower freezing point than water, therefore if you put enough alcohol in your system you will not freeze to death (easily) |
29 Dec 04 - 09:33 AM (#1366707) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: ossonflags Will be joining you tomorow about lunch time ElTed. FIAT, the true path. |
31 Dec 04 - 03:40 AM (#1367851) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: GUEST Glaisdale here we come..... |
02 Jan 05 - 10:23 AM (#1369342) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Hand-Pulled Boy What a loverly Lurcher. Thanks to Penny and Ted for their kind hostpitality on New Year's eve. Highly recommended to all Mudcat folks. Log fires - the true path! |
04 Jan 05 - 02:58 AM (#1370662) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Paco Rabanne I think my hand grenade juggling competition was a little ill advised, but at least it freed up some bed space. |
04 Jan 05 - 03:32 AM (#1370671) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Hand-Pulled Boy Early start then Ted? |
04 Jan 05 - 03:35 AM (#1370673) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Paco Rabanne Yep, been here since 7.24am (approx) No bugger else here yet though. |
04 Jan 05 - 04:58 AM (#1370702) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Sttaw Legend Hand grenade juggling competition was fun Ted - maybe leave the pins in next time. |
04 Jan 05 - 05:04 AM (#1370707) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Cod Fiddler Happy New Year Everyone - Just returned. I'm sorry I didn't make it to Glaisdale - grenade juggling is much more fun than fireworks. Hope you all had a great time. Look forwards to seeing you all soon. Richard. |
04 Jan 05 - 05:08 AM (#1370710) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Sttaw Legend We had a great time, Ted juggled other things from the juggling store it was interesting when he juggled his balls. |
04 Jan 05 - 03:29 PM (#1371260) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Hand-Pulled Boy I arrived at 5-40am. |
05 Jan 05 - 05:54 AM (#1371840) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale From: Sweetfia Sounds like it was fun, wish i had been there but i had my head in a book from boxing day! |