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BS: Mr Sooz out of hospital

14 Dec 04 - 08:21 AM (#1356478)
Subject: BS: Mr Sooz out of hospital
From: GUEST,Sooz (at work)

Well, its done. The finger has been at least partially straightened, the morphine has worn off and they wouldn't give him any more so I've collected him and settled him down at home. He is sitting gazing at beloved guitars he won't be able to play for a few weeks and needing a lot of looking after (whats new I hear you ask).


14 Dec 04 - 08:30 AM (#1356496)
Subject: RE: BS: Mr Sooz out of hospital
From: Big Al Whittle

best wishes for a quick recovery, I'm sure from all of us here in mudpie heaven.


14 Dec 04 - 09:30 AM (#1356539)
Subject: RE: BS: Mr Sooz out of hospital
From: Strollin' Johnny

Plenty of Scottish Wine's the best cure! Will his typing finger still work Sooz? If so I'll e-mail him a bit.
S:0)


14 Dec 04 - 10:13 AM (#1356586)
Subject: RE: BS: Mr Sooz out of hospital
From: GUEST,Sooz (at work)

He can type left handed SJ - send him some funnies.


14 Dec 04 - 10:19 AM (#1356596)
Subject: RE: BS: Mr Sooz out of hospital
From: SINSULL

Sorry Mr Sooz. Another who will benefit from the start of a new year. Practice chords with your left hand.
SINS


14 Dec 04 - 11:31 AM (#1356681)
Subject: RE: BS: Mr Sooz out of hospital
From: Strollin' Johnny

Problem is, Sooz, it's always Mike who sends the funnies to me! I'm getting withdrawal symptoms - had no laughs for a fortneet or more!
Soon be Friday - hurrah for Harvey!
S:0)


14 Dec 04 - 11:55 AM (#1356712)
Subject: RE: BS: Mr Sooz out of hospital
From: Georgiansilver

Best wishes for a speedy recovery Mike and "Have you heard the one about................." I promise to provide a few jokes for you whilst you are off so you can prepare your next stage act.
Be thinking of you.


14 Dec 04 - 01:06 PM (#1356786)
Subject: RE: BS: Mr Sooz out of hospital
From: Georgiansilver

Mike ..what's brown and steamy and rests on a piano stool?


14 Dec 04 - 01:36 PM (#1356802)
Subject: RE: BS: Mr Sooz out of hospital
From: Sooz

He doesn't know, what is brown and steamy and rests on a piano stool?


14 Dec 04 - 01:40 PM (#1356803)
Subject: RE: BS: Mr Sooz out of hospital
From: Georgiansilver

Beethovens last movement! of course


14 Dec 04 - 01:47 PM (#1356809)
Subject: RE: BS: Mr Sooz out of hospital
From: Liz the Squeak

Eeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh!

Here's hoping for a speedy recovery (unless he's playing banjo....).. looks like I may have to reopen the Mudcat Recovery Ward!

LTS


14 Dec 04 - 02:42 PM (#1356855)
Subject: RE: BS: Mr Sooz out of hospital
From: Sooz

thanks for the joke- it will go into the book !

Re banjo- the best thing to play one of these with is with a 5lb lump hammer !

ta for the sympathy

Mr Sooz


14 Dec 04 - 04:35 PM (#1356945)
Subject: RE: BS: Mr Sooz out of hospital
From: breezy

You dont get out of doing the Spotlight that easy

Hope rehab goes well

btw I dont know the whole background to this story.
Didnt Django have a problem with his fingers too?


14 Dec 04 - 05:16 PM (#1356981)
Subject: RE: BS: Mr Sooz out of hospital
From: Hollowfox

Well, I'm glad that all you have to do is recover. One !@#$-reduction candle will be fired up in about three hours with warm thoughts for all you Soozes.


14 Dec 04 - 07:51 PM (#1357078)
Subject: RE: BS: Mr Sooz out of hospital
From: Georgiansilver

Mike..What is the difference between a man becoming a Barrister and a man with his testicles trapped in a car door?


14 Dec 04 - 08:10 PM (#1357088)
Subject: RE: BS: Mr Sooz out of hospital
From: Banjo-Flower

Best wishes get well soon ,now about this 5lb lump hammer ?

Gerry


15 Dec 04 - 02:38 AM (#1357285)
Subject: RE: BS: Mr Sooz out of hospital
From: Sooz

Present company excepted of course Gerry!
Thanks for all the kind words, I'll get Mike to have a look for himself when he surafces.
I can't do the jokes, Mike but my eyes are watering!


15 Dec 04 - 05:43 AM (#1357360)
Subject: RE: BS: Mr Sooz out of hospital
From: Sooz

I dont know GS... what is the difference between a man becoming a Barrister and a man with his testicles trapped in a car door?


15 Dec 04 - 07:09 AM (#1357429)
Subject: RE: BS: Mr Sooz out of hospital
From: Georgiansilver

A man becoming a Barrister is "Called to the Bar"


15 Dec 04 - 11:12 AM (#1357621)
Subject: RE: BS: Mr Sooz out of hospital
From: Chorusgirl

Glad to see everyone is keeping you amused with some ace jokes !!!
Laugh and the world laughs with you - don't you think that is a stupid saying? They just think you're having a funny turn usually.
Anyway Mr. Sooz hope things are straightening out OK!!
Do you need another drink getting? Ask Mrs. Sooz nicely and I'm sure she'll pour you another, after she's mopped your fevered brow.


15 Dec 04 - 11:16 AM (#1357627)
Subject: RE: BS: Mr Sooz out of hospital
From: Strollin' Johnny

Fevered Brow My Arse!


15 Dec 04 - 12:43 PM (#1357721)
Subject: RE: BS: Mr Sooz out of hospital
From: Georgiansilver

No way anybody's moppin'that Johnny


15 Dec 04 - 01:36 PM (#1357771)
Subject: RE: BS: Mr Sooz out of hospital
From: Sooz

you speak for yourself ducky


15 Dec 04 - 01:59 PM (#1357782)
Subject: RE: BS: Mr Sooz out of hospital
From: Georgiansilver

ROFLOL


16 Dec 04 - 07:36 AM (#1358517)
Subject: RE: BS: Mr Sooz out of hospital
From: Strollin' Johnny

Me too GS!


16 Dec 04 - 03:34 PM (#1359036)
Subject: RE: BS: Mr Sooz out of hospital
From: BusyBee Paul

Hi Mike,

Hope you are still up for a hug tomorrow night!