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16 Dec 04 - 06:52 AM (#1358463) Subject: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: Dave the Gnome Well, perhaps not quite Scotland but certainly Scottish regiments. Not only that he has become a Colonel in the British Army! I quote, "Colonel Martin Gibson, of the Royal Scots Regimental Association, said the campaign to save the regiments would continue." Don't believe me? Check it out. Martin, after all you have said about Scotland and the Scots! How could you? ;-) Cheers Dave the Gnome |
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16 Dec 04 - 06:54 AM (#1358465) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: Blissfully Ignorant Oh, wow...surrealness... |
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16 Dec 04 - 08:58 AM (#1358591) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: Bunnahabhain Well it ought to be done. And it's probably better to have him with you than against you... |
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16 Dec 04 - 09:14 AM (#1358608) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: Rapparee Is he related to Mel? |
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16 Dec 04 - 09:50 AM (#1358649) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: Georgiansilver Are we sure that Martin Gibson could actually achieve the rank of Colonel in a prestigious part of the British Army? |
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16 Dec 04 - 10:13 AM (#1358688) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: GUEST He'll be forming a Jimmy Shand tribute band no doubt - or maybe looking to form a Folk Club - near Lock Awe or similar |
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16 Dec 04 - 10:54 AM (#1358764) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: Dave the Gnome I'm more than sure that Martin Gibson is as well suited to be a "Colonel in a prestigious part of the British Army" as many of the chinless wonders that currently hold that rank;-) |
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16 Dec 04 - 11:16 AM (#1358805) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: GUEST,Major accident Dave the gnome, Your thinking of generals |
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16 Dec 04 - 11:22 AM (#1358818) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: jimmyt Martin Gibson..."Brave Hotdog, no Ketchup." the epic drama of a hero coming from the asphalt canyons of Chicago to rescue the Scots from the Anlo-Saxon Oppression. Starts Friday in Selected Theaters. |
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16 Dec 04 - 11:58 AM (#1358877) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: Don Firth Amazing! Born in a Dumpster, raised by Norwegian rats, had no one but flies and cockroaches to play with when he was a child, and tutored by a raccoon who introduced him to the outside world. I always knew he would achieve high rank. In fact, he's about the rankest person around. Don Firth |
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16 Dec 04 - 12:01 PM (#1358880) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: Les from Hull I'm always surprised by the number of Americans who claim to have been 'an English Major in college'. |
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16 Dec 04 - 12:10 PM (#1358888) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: GUEST "Because what I know on just my little finger you haven't even considered exists. I've been so around the block in life and seen more than you can imagine." "Around the block" didn't include a visit to any kind of educational institution it would appear! Can you imagine what there might be on the end of Martin's little finger?! The residue from his brain maybe? |
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16 Dec 04 - 01:58 PM (#1358956) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: Georgiansilver Nice to you see Don F....seem to have missed your postings lately. Lierary gems are always precious. Best wishes, Mike. |
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16 Dec 04 - 01:59 PM (#1358961) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: Georgiansilver LITERARY of course! Best wishes. |
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16 Dec 04 - 01:59 PM (#1358962) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: Little Hawk I would rather see Scotland fighting to save Martin... :-) |
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16 Dec 04 - 02:35 PM (#1358996) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: akenaton Well I used to think Martin an arsehole. But I would rather have One Martin Gibson on my side in a real battle, than one hundred Mel Gibsons ...Ake |
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16 Dec 04 - 03:13 PM (#1359021) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: Big Al Whittle Amaazing though how people are getting worked up about the regiments being phased out. Did the police go through this trauma when the Bow Street Runners were phased out, or the medical profession when they decided not to have plague doctors any more? |
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16 Dec 04 - 03:17 PM (#1359023) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: MMario probably. |
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16 Dec 04 - 04:26 PM (#1359074) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: Rapparee Well, Ake, here's another place I agree with you. I wonder, though, how he looks in a kilt.... |
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16 Dec 04 - 04:37 PM (#1359085) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: akenaton Better not to think about it Rap.....:0)) |
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16 Dec 04 - 06:35 PM (#1359150) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: GUEST This is the USA Martin Gibson so I dont think its the same one |
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16 Dec 04 - 06:39 PM (#1359153) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: GUEST,Nymbel the Capuchin Holy shit! Chongo's gone electric! |
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16 Dec 04 - 06:41 PM (#1359155) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: GUEST MG you have your cap on back to front didn't it come with instructions. |
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17 Dec 04 - 04:07 AM (#1359430) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: Dave the Gnome Martin, where are you??? Come and join the conversation! Explain yourself! :D |
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17 Dec 04 - 05:10 PM (#1359986) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: Once Famous Sorry gang, been out of town for a few days. That picture of the ape with the electric guitar is really Don Firth after his hormones went awry and his pubic hair covered his whole body. As far as the Col Gibson, he is of no relation to me. Of course Martin Gibson is my screen name formed from my two favorite American made guitars. |
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17 Dec 04 - 05:53 PM (#1360014) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: Don Firth Lame, Marty. Don't just pick up on other people's cleverness and recycle it. Or if you do use other people's material, at least try to be a little creative. For example, were I you, I would acknowledge that as a good portrait and use it to start a new business. You could get a great deal of work doing gorilla-grams. I'll even go so far as to give you a good motto for your new business. "When you care enough to send the furry beast." Now don't say I never did anything for you. Don Firth |
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17 Dec 04 - 06:15 PM (#1360021) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: Once Famous You never did anything for me. You never will be able to. |
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17 Dec 04 - 06:23 PM (#1360027) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: Don Firth Because you lack the wits to learn from those wiser than you. Don Firth |
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17 Dec 04 - 06:28 PM (#1360032) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: Once Famous Lame, Don Mentors, I've had plenty. You don't get the good out of life that I have without learning carefully and being able to separate the good that I have known from the pompous and the snobs. You should try and get out more often. Learn what it means to be down to earth. You have a long way to go. |
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17 Dec 04 - 06:31 PM (#1360033) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: Georgiansilver You know you guys, I have a sort of liking for both of you and it seems sad to me that you can't both find common ground to work at instead of playing verbal tennis with each other. Not that I expect to have any influence but Best wishes to both of you anyway. Mike. |
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17 Dec 04 - 07:34 PM (#1360079) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: Amos I think this is the first time I have heard Martin Gibson talking about there even being good in life, let alone getting any. Well done, MG! Things are looking up. A |
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17 Dec 04 - 07:43 PM (#1360091) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: Don Firth Being down in the slime rooting with the hogs is not my idea of being "down to earth," Marty. Don Firth |
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17 Dec 04 - 09:09 PM (#1360143) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: Rapparee Don, hogs don't root in slime. They root in dirt and mud, if they root at all, as most of them these days are fed most carefully and precisely. I know this from personal experiences with hogs. Upwind experiences, I hasten to add. |
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17 Dec 04 - 09:14 PM (#1360146) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: Don Firth My apologies to the hogs. Don Firth |
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18 Dec 04 - 04:04 PM (#1360632) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: Once Famous Don Firth, you really do have quite a chip on your shoulder. Did you ever take a look at your own self in the mirror? You are really one of the biggest assholes on Mudcat. A total snob who feels sorry for himself and has to try to be so clever and puts just about anyone down he can. Don, the world doesn't owe you anything for your disability. You should really try to get over your bitterness. Talk to your priest about it or something. I think you have a lot of trouble living in your own skin. I think you should listen to Georgiansilver. I have learned to respect his comments. At the rate you are going, I will never accept yours. |
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18 Dec 04 - 04:49 PM (#1360672) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: GUEST It looks like Martin Gibson has sunk to a new low. |
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18 Dec 04 - 05:47 PM (#1360722) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: Dave the Gnome Martin, Martin! Save your arguing for the sake of the Scottish regiments! I know you are denying all knowledge but we all know that is just your natural shyness and reticence. Keep up the good work. :D |
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18 Dec 04 - 08:15 PM (#1360829) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: Don Firth I have to agree with GUEST there, Marty. A new low. True, I have a physical disability. But no, I'm not bitter about it, nor have I ever been. And I do not think anybody owes me anything because of it. That's simply the luck of the draw, and I'm not going to waste my life brooding about it. I find it damned inconvenient from time to time, but it's never kept me from doing anything I've wanted to do, including having a pretty good career as a professional musician. I'll tell you this: I'd a helluva lot rather have a physical handicap than the kind of moral handicap that allows you to use my disability as fodder for your taunting. Don Firth |
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18 Dec 04 - 08:36 PM (#1360847) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: Ebbie There is really no comparison possible between a physical handicap - which is, when it comes down to it, merely a limitation; if you have a lame foot you're probably not going to take up a position as a dance instructor- and a moral/emotional handicap which limits EVERYTHING. Not only that, with a physical handicap you can have as many friends as your life can handle. With a moral/emotional handicap friends are few and far between and probably don't stay around long, once they get to know you. Hardly worth the title of friend. |
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18 Dec 04 - 08:45 PM (#1360852) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: dianavan Martin is a white supremist. |
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18 Dec 04 - 09:59 PM (#1360876) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: GUEST,observer I've always thought Martin serves a very useful purpose here on the cat - in fact, two good purposes: 1) He is the classic example of a completely worthless individual, and 2) Reading his posts allows one to see what a truly obnoxious person is like. |
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19 Dec 04 - 04:51 AM (#1360976) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: GUEST This is indeed new depths having a go at an individuals disability what the hell is happening on this forum? Another thread ripped to pieces by MG, how long will this be allowed to go on? |
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19 Dec 04 - 11:17 AM (#1361156) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: Pete Jennings Well, GUEST, I agree with your sentiments - the Martin Gibson vs Just About Everyone Else, and often vice-versa, is beginning to get really tiresome. However, fair's fair, MG doesn't always start it. But it is bloody tiresome. Give it a rest, guys. |
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19 Dec 04 - 11:33 AM (#1361166) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: Once Famous I very seldom ever start it. But I usually do finish it. |
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19 Dec 04 - 11:44 AM (#1361176) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: Once Famous ..................and I will continue to. Pete Jennings is so right. Most of what is happening is due to the hate of individuals with far left wing extremest agendas such as: Don Firth dianavan Cowardly Guest These indivuals have a far extreme left wing agenda and are the true misfits of society at large. I may be a misfit here but I am making much more impact than you are in a real society. You are the losers in real life. I believe in what I said about Don Firth. He is a morose individual who just feels sorry for himself. I wish he would get a grip. |
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19 Dec 04 - 11:49 AM (#1361179) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: Georgiansilver Sorry to hear you have a disability Don, I have never read you have so did not know. I presume you have learned to live with it in whatever is the best way possible and I respect your literary talents. Some of your postings on here have been little short of brilliant but none of us are perfect eh?? Martin, I have also come to respect some of your postings but sometimes it causes some distress to see the depths to which not just you but some others also will stoop to just to "finish it" as you put it. I don't see this as winning, merely overcoming...and there is a difference. As I previously said, I don't expect what I say to be acted upon or to have any influence but feel I want to say it anyway. Such little effort would be needed by all concerned to make the Cat a "better" place to be.....Seems to me that opinions are fine but it so often comes down to personal insults and wind ups...something we have to live with I suppose. Merry Christmas to you all. Mike. |
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19 Dec 04 - 03:42 PM (#1361340) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: Once Famous Don dishes it out as well as anyone, G-silver. His posts are extremely cruel and his disability should not be something that he can hide behind and soak up a little pity for. I don't see it really as winning either. But please realize that Jews have had enough abuse for one reason or another, most notably for being just different. As a general rule, after a milleneum of abuse, we do not turn the other cheek. We come back and hit harder sometimes with a blunt instrument known as the truth. |
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19 Dec 04 - 03:53 PM (#1361347) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: Ebbie Jews, as a general rule, are NOT different. It does appear, however, that SOME are. On the other hand, CLAIMING to be Jewish does not make one a Jew. A slime pit used as a "blunt instrument" does not stem from or produce truth. Eddie |
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19 Dec 04 - 04:47 PM (#1361388) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: Don Firth Marty, post a link to one of my "extremely cruel" posts and let's all have a good look. I can then return the favor by linking to posts of yours. Let's do a little comparison shall we? Are you up for that? And you're the one who brought up my disability, Marty, I didn't. Now who's hiding behind what? Don Firth |
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19 Dec 04 - 06:53 PM (#1361487) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: GUEST Gibson you are a sick bastard, who the hell do you think you are being "extremely cruel" to someone with a disability, why?, what pleasure does it give you? The Jews I know, and I know many, are very pleasant people a pleasure to be with so they are certainly different, different from you. You say DF is hiding behind his disability and trying to soak up some pity but you are doing exactly the same thing. You have now brought in your religion and what has happened in the past and you are now trying to soak up some pity. The majority of your posts are verbal abuse the very thing your fellow Jews and other religions have endured for years. You know it's not pleasant to say the least so why continue. |
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19 Dec 04 - 06:58 PM (#1361493) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: Once Famous Oh, I'm a practicing Jew, Ebbie. There are many, many conservative Jews out there. Some even are folksingers! Don Firth, please, I beg you, find something else to do with your life! Guest, just fuck off. |
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19 Dec 04 - 07:59 PM (#1361506) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: GUEST Running away again from the truth Gibson, soak up a little pity. |
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20 Dec 04 - 11:33 AM (#1361593) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: GUEST,Steve Still breathing, kicking and shouting MG, that is a shame. |
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20 Dec 04 - 03:56 PM (#1361743) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: Bunnahabhain If it's mainly just the far left who have a problem with Martin Gibson... > Most of what is happening is due to the hate of individuals with far >left wing extremest agendas such as: >Don Firth >dianavan >Cowardly Guest >These indivuals have a far extreme left wing agenda and are the true >misfits of society at large. Then 95% of the Mudcat population should join the Communist party. I've got a good enough sense of who Martin Gibson is after a few months, and it is not nice. And in case he wants to get personal with me as well, I'm about as far right as you can get, without being offensive to people. And can defend myself on any other front as well... Bunnahabhain |
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20 Dec 04 - 04:02 PM (#1361750) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: Once Famous I think 50% is a more realistic number, Bunny. You are just so far right that you are already on your left side, I think. |
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20 Dec 04 - 05:58 PM (#1361862) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: Georgiansilver In the words of the true performer..."John Lennon" "Love is real, real is love" Does Scotland really need saving? I ask myself. Does Scotland have such problems that can be dealt with by anyone on this thread never mind Martin Gibson?........He pushes buttons and the machine reacts! The Mudcat machine consists of its members of whom some for whatever reason...CHOOSE to be wound up, annoyed, stirred, cajoled into posting things they would probably not normally post. In every walk of life we come across the "Martin Gibson" type character but what do we do?? You all choose what you do...choose wisely! Best wishes to you all. |
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20 Dec 04 - 06:00 PM (#1361865) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: Once Famous Yep, G-silver. It's their choice. i think though that a little thinking is good for them. |
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20 Dec 04 - 06:04 PM (#1361870) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: Georgiansilver Martin, this place would sure be a little more boring without you! Best wishes, Mike. |
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20 Dec 04 - 06:11 PM (#1361878) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: GUEST It would sure be a lot more pleasant without the MG cowardly school bully - God certainly had a long shit when MG was created |
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20 Dec 04 - 06:15 PM (#1361884) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: Georgiansilver Now Now Guest, we all have a place in the world, even if we are not sure where we fit into it. Best wishes. |
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20 Dec 04 - 06:20 PM (#1361890) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: GUEST,Diogenes With all due respect, GS, a motorcycle gang trashing your picnic and beating everybody up makes your picnic a little less boring too. |
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20 Dec 04 - 06:25 PM (#1361896) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: GUEST Sorry GS he is one sick bastard and everyone knows it, but it's taking MG a little time to come to terms with his conflict with the world. MG has chips on both shoulders. |
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20 Dec 04 - 06:27 PM (#1361900) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: Georgiansilver Does HE have chips on both shoulders or does the character he portrays on here have them....food for thought?? Best wishes. |
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20 Dec 04 - 06:32 PM (#1361907) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: GUEST GS I do not believe you would use the language and attitude he displays here which speaks volumes about your character - food for thought?? |
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20 Dec 04 - 06:36 PM (#1361916) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: Georgiansilver Of course I have to agree with you on that but the world is made up of a plethora of differing types of character and we either learn to live with them all and the anxiety they produce in some cases...or we get wound up and................... Best wishes. |
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20 Dec 04 - 06:39 PM (#1361920) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: GUEST,Diogenes He IS the character he portrays here. Here, where he can hide behind a pseudonym, he can let his REAL self come out. That's what it's all about. In real life, he's an insignificant little Dilbert, stuck in his cubicle, hating his job, hating himself, and wasting his boss's time by spewing his bile and frustration out here. |
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20 Dec 04 - 06:43 PM (#1361925) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: Georgiansilver So Guest Diogenes...You are a closet JUDGE of other peoples characters without having met them....I am astounded but bow to your superior assessments of people on the internet..... Best wishes and hunility from me. |
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20 Dec 04 - 06:45 PM (#1361928) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: Georgiansilver Please don't get me wrong here. I am not defending Martin Gibsons attitude or communications on the "Cat" but who are we to judge? are we really any better? Best wishes. |
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20 Dec 04 - 06:48 PM (#1361929) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: Ebbie Diogenese, I agree with you. Some people use anonymity to show their tender side; others - fortunately, far more rare - think they can 'pretend' a violent, crude persona while remaining untouched themselves. It is not possible. Lie down with the pigs and rise up in slop, to paraphrase somebody. |
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20 Dec 04 - 06:51 PM (#1361930) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: GUEST We seem to be able to get through life without resorting to bully tactics and an appalling attitude |
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20 Dec 04 - 07:03 PM (#1361943) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: Georgiansilver O.K GUEST....I believe that the image I portray on here is a true one of me and my character...but some people come here to play games, as their lives are boring or at least uninteresting. Others choose to react or not. We all choose our path...whether to get wound up or ignore, whether to react or acquiesce..You choose your way by what you feel or what you have been brought up to believe is right. What is right and what is wrong...who is right and who is wrong.... Who am I to judge anyone here, I just put my bit in! I don't need to bully or be bullied so I won't give in to either. By accepting and reacting to a bully you allow that person to be that thing...If you ignore the bully...on here...you cannot be bullied can you? More food for thought. Best wishes. |
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20 Dec 04 - 07:18 PM (#1361958) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: GUEST,Diogenes GS, it's all well and good, admirable in fact, to turn the other cheek, to be nonjudgemental and tolerant of many forms of human behaviour, but isn't there some point where you have to draw the line? Be careful. This could be a trick question. |
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20 Dec 04 - 07:24 PM (#1361960) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: Georgiansilver Guest Diogenes. Is drawing a line something everyone is compelled to do, or is it something we all like to think we do? Do we always draw the line in the same place or do we make allowances to different people in different situations based on what we feel through our personal framework..built from our past experiences?. This may also appear be a catch question but it isn't. Best wishes. |
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20 Dec 04 - 07:24 PM (#1361962) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: frogprince If a tree falls in the forest, and no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound? If a person only bullies other people while wearing a mask, is he really a bully? |
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20 Dec 04 - 07:33 PM (#1361969) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: Georgiansilver The big question is...."Is the person really a bully?"...The answer is......are the people who think he/she is a bully, really being bullied? or are they playing the same kind of games that many others are in an unreal situation? You choose to be what you are! If you allow yourself to be bullied then you are a victim!...If you bully others then you are a bully!......who is what??? You decide for yourself...if you feel bullied by Martin Gibson then what are you going to do? fight back or ignore? Should you react to him, should you allow him to be the bully? Up to you!.... Best wishes.... |
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20 Dec 04 - 07:35 PM (#1361971) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: Georgiansilver The only true reality at the moment is...It's my bedtime! Sweet dreams to all you bullies/bullied.....to all you perpetrators/victims......Love you all. Best wishes. |
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20 Dec 04 - 09:39 PM (#1361997) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: catspaw49 Wow.....Sweet jumpin' Jesus.......Let me open up this pack of Camels...........................Here ya' go Group, everybody take one and light up! After so much food for thought and mental masturbation you are all ready for a good smoke to relax with........Here's a lighter, pass it around.............. Spaw |
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21 Dec 04 - 03:24 AM (#1362129) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: Davetnova I've been gone a few days. I saw this thread thought, light hearted, season of goodwill, lets go and play nice with Martin. And it's turned into this. Why? Christian, Jew, pagan whatever. The year turns today, life grows. enjoy, for one day leave the bitching out. Please. Happy (insert name of holiday here) to you all. p.s. Thanks for saving Scotland, Martin, we really needed that. |
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21 Dec 04 - 04:13 AM (#1362161) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: Sttaw Legend This has turned into a wonderful thread - Happy Christmas all. |
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21 Dec 04 - 04:15 AM (#1362163) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: Sttaw Legend Spaw, don't smoke camels they may kick you. |
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21 Dec 04 - 06:27 AM (#1362276) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: Blissfully Ignorant Do camels actually have camel in them? Tastes like it... By the way, i've found that the best thing to do if you think someones trying to wind you up is just to ignore them. Unless, of course, you want to be wound up... |
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21 Dec 04 - 06:30 AM (#1362278) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: Peace Waht? |
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21 Dec 04 - 07:36 AM (#1362328) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: catspaw49 Yeah, I don't do the Camels anymore but there once was a time that I'd walk a mile for a hump....... Spaw |
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21 Dec 04 - 09:10 AM (#1362408) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: Pete Jennings I've always preferred Bactrians, myself, Spaw. |
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21 Dec 04 - 09:15 AM (#1362415) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: Den And then have a camel afterwards, am I right spaw. |
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21 Dec 04 - 09:45 AM (#1362443) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: Bunnahabhain Nessie has more humps, but less chance of a camel lighting afterwards.... bunnahabhain |
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21 Dec 04 - 09:49 AM (#1362446) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: Blissfully Ignorant Humping camels is illegal. |
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21 Dec 04 - 09:49 AM (#1362449) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: Blissfully Ignorant Nessies too, for that matter. |
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21 Dec 04 - 09:51 AM (#1362452) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: Peace Yeah. But usually we just ride them into town. (Old French Foreign Legion joke.) |
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21 Dec 04 - 09:54 AM (#1362455) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: Blissfully Ignorant You ride Nessies to town? How do you get the saddle on? |
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21 Dec 04 - 11:24 AM (#1362496) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: Sttaw Legend You need to be up early in the morning to get a good looking one |
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21 Dec 04 - 11:54 AM (#1362513) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: Georgiansilver So does Scotland still need saving or are they doing O.K now they had had input from MG? Best wishes. |
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21 Dec 04 - 12:41 PM (#1362545) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: Once Famous G-silver, thanks for the great comments! I don't know if guest, diogenes is a guy or a whining broad, but either way, I think he/she suffers from carrying around a non-detachable dingleberry, with a 3 foot stem on the inner side. Davetnova, I saved Scotland because I ran out of Scotch tape. |
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21 Dec 04 - 01:06 PM (#1362570) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: Pete Jennings Better than running out of scotch...a camel has got to be at least a three-bottler. |
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21 Dec 04 - 08:01 PM (#1362622) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: Peace CAMELUS BACTRIANUS Oh, Camelus, I know it sounds a bit bizarre, But with Camelus, that's simply how the creatures are . . . CAMELUS DROMEDARIUS And then there is the dromedarius, With disposition quite nefarious . . . One lump or two, dear? |
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21 Dec 04 - 08:18 PM (#1362635) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: catspaw49 A guy is planning a trip across the desert and he goes to the Hertz Rent-A-Camel joint and tells them he wants to rent one. The Hertz guy asks if he wants a 7 day or a 14 day camel. Well, the trip is for 16 days and the fellow can't figure out a way to shorten it. After much cajoling, the Hertz guy says, "I'll see what I can do." He walks over and selects a large 14 day camel and sticks its head in the water trough. As the camel is drinking, he goes into the Hertz Kiosk and returns with two bricks. The camel is almost full and ready to take its last slurp when the Hertz guy walks behind it. Then, with a powerful swing, he claps the 2 bricks together, smashing the camel's nuts in between. The camel goes 'SSLLLLLUUUOOOORRRRPPPSSSSHHH', and sucks up a ton more water. The Hertz guy walks around to the front and says, "There ya' go pal. That oughta' do it." The traveller is appalled. "JESUS CHRIST MAN!!!!!! Doesn't that HURT???"...to which the Hertz guy replies, "Nah........Not if you keep your thumbs out of the way." Spaw |
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21 Dec 04 - 09:33 PM (#1362692) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: Peace The guy taking the trip across the desert was on his way to a French Foreign Legion detatchment. When he arrived, the camel was housed in a ten away from the heat of the days. Afetr many months, the new Legionnaire began to wonder about sex. He quietly asked his Sergeant who pointed to the tent and said, "Use the camel." The fellow did. The tents flaps were flaring outwards and the camel was making loud braying sounds. When the recruit had finished, he exited the tent only to be met by his fellow soldiers who jeered at him and called him names. Heasked the Sergeant what he'd done wrong. The Sergeant said, "Well, usually the rest of us just ride it to the brothel in town." |
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21 Dec 04 - 10:02 PM (#1362714) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: Don Firth As long as we're telling animal jokes, here's a parable: A week or so before Christmas, a man received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious, and laced with profanity. The man tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music, and anything else he could think of to clean up the bird's vocabulary. It didn't help. Finally, he got fed up and yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. He shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. In desperation, he threw up his hands, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for several minutes. Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, the man quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto his outstretched arm and said, "I believe I may have offended you with my inappropriate language. I'm sincerely remorseful for my transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior." The man was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. He was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, when the bird continued, "May I ask what the turkey did?" Don Firth Happy holidays, all (whichever one you celebrate, if any)! |
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21 Dec 04 - 10:26 PM (#1362724) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: DougR Congratulations, MG, I'm sure you will be a formidable proponent for Scotland. DougR |
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21 Dec 04 - 11:19 PM (#1362747) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: Amos That Hertz guy in Spaw's joke was obviously a Republican. A |
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21 Dec 04 - 11:23 PM (#1362752) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: Peace The camel in mine was a Democrat. However, I will go no further with that train of thought. |
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22 Dec 04 - 03:51 AM (#1362874) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: Paco Rabanne Did you see the way Amos slyly sneaked in and stole the 100th post, only then to carry on as normal and pretend it didn't matter to him! |
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22 Dec 04 - 09:30 AM (#1363124) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: Pete Jennings Ever hear about the Irish turkey that was looking forward to Christmas? |
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22 Dec 04 - 10:06 AM (#1363139) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: Once Famous Forget the Scotch. America has Jack Daniels and first cousing Jim Beam. |
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22 Dec 04 - 10:46 AM (#1363174) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: Georgiansilver Jim Beam I have partaken of, a fine drink.....Jack Daniels I am not sure... I have also had some of the better and more expensive Scotch Whiskies and have to say that (IMHO) A good Scotch would take some beating anywhere!. I also like "Jamesons" Irish whisky...and if asked if I want something in it, reply "Yes please, more Jamesons! Best wishes. |
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22 Dec 04 - 10:50 AM (#1363175) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: Paco Rabanne REAL men drink Rioja! |
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22 Dec 04 - 11:11 AM (#1363195) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: Once Famous No, real men eat pussy. |
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22 Dec 04 - 11:19 AM (#1363207) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: GUEST,Captain Blighty Real men drink ale, fight hard, play fair, kind to their women, true to their friends and are in no way FRENCH! |
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22 Dec 04 - 11:35 AM (#1363228) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: Pete Jennings True story. Long ago, I used to eat regularly at an Indian restaurant which was busted several times for serving cat instead of chicken in its curries. The food was always great! PS. It wasn't in Luhl, so no blaming Sir jOhn. |
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22 Dec 04 - 11:47 AM (#1363246) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: Sttaw Legend jOhns Indian Pussy |
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23 Dec 04 - 11:32 AM (#1364164) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: Blissfully Ignorant Hahahaha..haha...ha... Wait a minute, what were you searching for when it came up with that!?!!? |
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23 Dec 04 - 04:03 PM (#1364385) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: GUEST,in the know martin gibson is in chicago and couldn't save anything |
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23 Dec 04 - 04:08 PM (#1364389) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: Once Famous Chicago is a world class city. Are you from Dull, I mean Hull? |
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23 Dec 04 - 05:31 PM (#1364436) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: Sttaw Legend It's never "Dull in Hull" Gibbo, but I think you secretly know that! Have fun |
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23 Dec 04 - 06:48 PM (#1364495) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: GUEST,, in the know Chicago of course MG not Hull. Where is Hull anyway man? |
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24 Dec 04 - 03:33 AM (#1364706) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: Strollin' Johnny Thought you were 'in the know' man. Obviously you don't know much. |
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24 Dec 04 - 05:32 AM (#1364741) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: GUEST,in the know I know some of you Gainsborgh folk too strollin' I know that you play a Martin and a Lowdon(spelling?) and that your voice is ok too but MG is another story. |
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07 Jan 05 - 10:47 PM (#1374301) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: GUEST,MARTIN GIBSON ........RUNCORN WOO THIS IS PRETTY WEIRD YOURE ALL SO GREAT CHEERS THANKS A BUCK |
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07 Jan 05 - 11:39 PM (#1374328) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: Teresa Whew, this thread is as confusing as the chat! :) Isn't there a Hull in Ontario? Or was I thinking of hockey players? ;) Teresa |
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08 Jan 05 - 04:05 PM (#1374677) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: Once Famous Interestingly, it was hockey player great Bobby Hull who played in Chicago for the Blackhawks. Actually, like other Hull things, that really wasn't that interesting. |
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09 Jan 05 - 02:52 PM (#1375203) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: GUEST Speaking of things not that interesting, Martin Gibson fits the bill. |
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09 Jan 05 - 05:01 PM (#1375327) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: Once Famous Thanks Guest. I know you found that clever. I'm glad for you that it stimulates your erectile tissue. |
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10 Jan 05 - 12:13 PM (#1375884) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: GUEST, Different Guest umm, i havent read all of this thread, i got bored halfway, but you are accusing Martin Gibson of arguing with everyone and anyone, yet you are the dickheads that start posts to slag him off?? There are 2 on the forum right now. Also, i dont think Martin Gibson was offensive with his post to Don, it seemed honest, and in my oppinion of Don from this message board, accurate. No offence, i live with a disability, but you do seem bitter mate. You start threads slagging off Martin Gibson, then squeel when he retaliates. |
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10 Jan 05 - 12:14 PM (#1375885) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: GUEST,Another Guest Sorry Dave the Gnome, your post didnt start as a shot at Martin Gibson (i dont think,) but peoples replies after were. |
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10 Jan 05 - 12:17 PM (#1375891) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: GUEST,still another Guest You're all wrong. |
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10 Jan 05 - 09:23 PM (#1376327) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: Once Famous Different Guest you are fairly astute. But Dave the Gnome is one fairly decent regular here. Some of the others who find sport with this really don't bother me. The very fact that I have chafed these assholes so bad making them look like either pompous asses or just foolish idiots are the ones who lie awake at night figuring out how to get even. They never, ever do. |
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10 Jan 05 - 10:08 PM (#1376352) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: Teresa Oh, but wasn't there a Dennis Hull? He was a commentator on some of the sharks games in san Jose. ... Ah, but this is not music. It is kind of interesting, though. Teresa, who is also a hockey fan :) |
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10 Jan 05 - 11:54 PM (#1376400) Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland! From: Little Hawk It is impossible to get even with someone as odd as you, Martin. :-) |
