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BS: Happy birthday, Noreen

16 Dec 04 - 09:49 AM (#1358647)
Subject: BS: Happy birthday, Noreen
From: Roger the Skiffler

....well, somebody had to...

RtS
(I don't normally, I must have caught the festive spirit, must need my shots!)


16 Dec 04 - 09:54 AM (#1358654)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday, Noreen
From: Jerry Rasmussen

Hey, Noreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen!

Forget "happy." Have a JOYFULL birthday. Never settle for just "happy."

The Messengers, Ruth and I send our love..

Jerry


16 Dec 04 - 09:58 AM (#1358663)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday, Noreen
From: GUEST,Raggytash

Noreen Happy Birthday .......... if you need a massage Dave Bryant is free at the moment


16 Dec 04 - 10:04 AM (#1358673)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday, Noreen
From: Dead Horse

(((((Nor))))


16 Dec 04 - 10:17 AM (#1358698)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday, Noreen
From: MudGuard

Happy Birthday, Noreen!
May the hard times only come from your mouth, but never to your house! ;-)


16 Dec 04 - 10:20 AM (#1358703)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday, Noreen
From: SINSULL

Happy Birthday, Noreen. Enjoy!


16 Dec 04 - 11:56 AM (#1358875)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday, Noreen
From: Partridge

Happy Birthday Noreen

love

Pat xx


16 Dec 04 - 12:17 PM (#1358894)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday, Noreen
From: karen k

Hey Noreen,
Happy Birthday. I meant to start this thread but Roger beat me to it! I hope you have a wonderful day and that your coming year is all that you want it to be. Hello to Stewart. I hope we can be in touch soon. Miss you.

Happy birthday!

Much love,
karen


16 Dec 04 - 12:19 PM (#1358895)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday, Noreen
From: John MacKenzie

Cuddles Nor, have a warm and 100% proof birthday.
Giok


16 Dec 04 - 05:54 PM (#1359125)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday, Noreen
From: Fibula Mattock

hiya Noreen, happy birthday - sorry not to be seeing you in Portaferry for Loughstock III.


16 Dec 04 - 05:56 PM (#1359131)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday, Noreen
From: My guru always said

Happy Birthday Girlie!!! Celebrate well *grin*


16 Dec 04 - 11:22 PM (#1359319)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday, Noreen
From: Miken

My best to you on your birthday, Noreen!
Mike


16 Dec 04 - 11:46 PM (#1359332)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday, Noreen
From: Peace

Happy Birthday bto you, Noreen.

From Alberta. The whole darned province.


17 Dec 04 - 01:13 AM (#1359377)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday, Noreen
From: YorkshireYankee

A (slightly) belated birthday wish for you, Noreen. So... what did you & that hunky Stewart fellow do by way of celebration – or should I not ask? ;^)


17 Dec 04 - 02:16 AM (#1359395)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday, Noreen
From: catspaw49

What the hell is the matter with you people? For over two years now I have tried to tell you that these birthday threads have to say something different!!! Not the same old drivel with minor variations ferchrissakes!! You all know that Joe hates these threads because he says they are all alike. I have stepped into the breach to assure that every one is DIFFERENT!!!! Why do I have to be the one to do this? Let me get Noreen's out of the way.........

Noreen my dear, I want you to have not just a happy or joyous day, but an eyeball popping, peter pounding, monstously orgasmic day and may you happily be on crutches for a week!!!

Now see how easy that was? Outside of decorum and good taste, what the hell is keeping the rest of you from jumping in and giving the birthdayee a special greeting which would take the load off of me and satisfy tight-ass Joe? You know what could happen if we don't keep these things different as well as I do. Joe will get so upset that he issues some new edict and we no longer have individual threads but instead have some kind of monthly thing. That would be bad. Even worse is that Shambles would view it as another attempt at censorship or something and commence writing epic treatises which we would have to slog through and never be able to figure out what the fuck he is talking about!!!!

Is that what we want? Three gigabytes of confusing and convoluted prose from Roger?   I think not! Take action NOW!!! The next time you post to a birthday thread, make your post DIFFERENT!!! I can't do it all myself dammit but I'll be buggered if I'm going to go blind and suffer migraines from reading "Shamble Shit" just becasue you all won't get on the stick.


NOW DO IT



And Noreen, again........well, you know..............

Spaw


17 Dec 04 - 03:25 AM (#1359413)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday, Noreen
From: Wilfried Schaum

Nothing different to tell from this man. It is only my heartfelt wish to congratulate you, dear Noreen, and to wish you many happy returns.
When shall we meet again? Next year in France, perhaps?

Wilfried


17 Dec 04 - 05:40 AM (#1359491)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday, Noreen
From: The Fooles Troupe

Hippo Birdies Two Ewes!
Hippo Birdies Two Ewes!
Hippo Birdies, Hippo Birdies!
Hippo Birdies Two Ewes!


Greetings from Foolestroupe T.W. (MA)...


17 Dec 04 - 05:42 AM (#1359495)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday, Noreen
From: Sweetfia

Happy Birthday Noreen, have a great day.

Sophia, xxxx


17 Dec 04 - 06:02 AM (#1359509)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday, Noreen
From: Roger the Skiffler

'Spaw, in my defence...I normally complain about these threads as well, but I felt Noreen deserved some recompense for being seated in front of me at the Stoney Stratford Mudgathering some three (?) years ago which meant she not only had the "rattling in a trashcan" [(C) Amos Jessop] in her ear'ole all afternoon, but was first in line for my off-key dirge-like moaning. That she's now out of therapy and back in the community is a tribute to her strength of will. Of course, she plays the squeeze-box, so it's not all good news...
If that's not 3 gigabytes, I'm sure my namesake will have the Gall to add some...

RtS


17 Dec 04 - 06:51 AM (#1359542)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday, Noreen
From: gnu

Play your squeeze-box in moderation and you'll be able to play again over the next week instead of being on crutches. Have a good one !


17 Dec 04 - 07:35 AM (#1359570)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday, Noreen
From: John MacKenzie

Spaw, how do you know that's not a normal day for Noreen? She may want something completely different, like a nice cup of tea, or a rest. ;~)
Giok


17 Dec 04 - 07:39 AM (#1359574)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday, Noreen
From: GUEST,John J

A very happy birthday Noreen!

With lots of love & very best wishes,

John


17 Dec 04 - 07:44 AM (#1359579)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday, Noreen
From: GUEST,MC Fat

Hope you had a good un. Regards from the Fat Bloke


17 Dec 04 - 07:58 AM (#1359586)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday, Noreen
From: mooman

All the best Noreen!

Hugs

Richard


17 Dec 04 - 05:33 PM (#1360003)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday, Noreen
From: Guy Wolff

Happy Happy birthday Norreen ! I hope your concertina is out and about and taking YOU with it !! All the best , Guy


18 Dec 04 - 02:04 PM (#1360535)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday, Noreen
From: Noreen

LOL! Just been advised to look for a birthday thread, and this is what I find!

Thank you all very much for your kind thoughts; as it happens, Giok knows me very well- I had a nice evening in, with a lovely meal cooked for me, and an early night.

And Spaw- it wasn't me who needed the crutches...


18 Dec 04 - 02:08 PM (#1360538)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday, Noreen
From: Noreen

...and RtS, that session at Stoney Stratford was great fun, made so by all it's participants! :0)


18 Dec 04 - 03:16 PM (#1360586)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday, Noreen
From: fat B****rd

Anybody who tolerates "Thimbles" O'Shrigley is ok by me. Hobbly Birthcan, Noreen.


19 Dec 04 - 06:28 AM (#1361015)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday, Noreen
From: Raggytash

Noreen,

when you say Giok knows you very well and you had an evening in, with a meal cooked for you an then an early night just what are you trying to tell us?

Just curious ! :-)


19 Dec 04 - 07:31 AM (#1361037)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday, Noreen
From: John MacKenzie

I should be so lucky.
Giok ;~)